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Post by turrible666 on Jun 11, 2019 0:39:46 GMT
Back after an eight-year hiatus! We got all the trademarks back from the currently-incarcerated former owner's various creditors, and chased the hornets out of the concession area! Voted the top promotion in the region after all the others closed down! Very few rules and still NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT! Coming to you live from the Vito Genovese Memorial Auction Barn and Bingo Complex in the scenic and fragrant South Central Tri-State Area, Ruggle Family Body Bags, LLC proudly presents:
STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling!
Most of the relevant information is over on the official blog-type page, except for the parts I haven't done yet, a lot of which is actually in the Creativity thread. I'll probably mess with this thread more in the next week or so, but at least it's here for now.
EVENT SCHEDULE: Hahaha, you really think there's a schedule? I dunno, as of right now, it currently consists of semi-official "house shows," where I Twitch-stream random matches at semi-random times. Basically whenever my wife is either too at-work or asleep to call me a nerd for doing such things, typically Saturday/Sunday mornings, or the occasional Saturday night show. These are painstakingly-prepared and executed events, with impeccable production value, where I make the card up as I go, usually forget which wrestlers I can't use due to official injury status, offer no audio commentary, and then inevitably have my internet connection crap out at an inopportune time, usually during something main-eventish. It's a very professional operation. I'm not sure when I'll try and do an "official" planned-in-advance sort of show, but given the sketchy nature of my connection, (I think it's the modem. Download times are almost always fantastic, but upload will just absolutely drop to zero sometimes) that's more likely to be pre-recorded than streamed.
Angles usually play out using the interview mod or via The Invisible Backstage Camera, because I'm too lazy and unskilled to animate anything. GET READY FOR READING!
Seriously though, this is still very much in "gonna do something with it someday" mode, but I figured there's been enough of something resembling e-feddery to finally put a thread here.
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 11, 2019 0:40:05 GMT
In the meantime, I'm repurposing this for the STRUGGLE ROSTER~!
STRUGGLE Heavyweight Division -unaffiliated
Ace La Grange Big Baby Lucifer Big Bird Machine Broccolord Bucko Clambake
Business Clown
Captain Dirk "Buzz" McClanahan Crash Ferrari Gummo Nakamura Hapsburg Raytheon VI
El Hijo Del big Bird Machine The Korn Demon
Manchoma, The Randy Savage Marioluigi Lucabrasi Parking Lot Duval Reverend Freakout Screaming Rage Man
Tucker Schertz Tyrannosaurus Plex Ugly, Stupid Bob Yanni Acropolis
Women's Division - unaffiliated
Carrie Shipley Congolia Dondelinger
Deadly nightshade Donita Zapata hoda Duda-Day
Pam From Human Resources PARTY TIGER Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti
The Phantom Rocker
Soccer Ninja Stormy Knight
Taco Belle Velveeta Dream Virginia Slams
Cruiserweight Division - Unaffiliated
Captain STRUGGLE Churd Grunson
Froggy Terrry The Gentrificator
Immortan Jimmy Jackson Victory Radical Jeremy
Uno Muerte
Zippity Duda
Tag Teams - Unaffiliated
The 46 Defenders (Walter & Neal Grabowski) Annihilation (Ax Hawk & Animal Smasher) BIG BOI SEASON (El Grande Chungus & BIG TREAT BOY) Cobra Highway (Fitzcarraldo Kinski & Raoul Kemp)
The Coke Brothers (Ricky & Ross Coke) Executive Solutions (Mad dog Wojciechowski & Wilhelm Kruger) The Harbingers (Calamity & Doom) Them Mookm Boys (Roy & Lance Mook)
The Rockin' Rocksmen (Rockin' Roland & Rollin' Rocky) True Sons of Liberty (Garfield Vanzetti & Buford Randall) Xelthorp (Lil' Xeljanz & Big Winthorp)
Broken Arm Retaliation Society
Black Panther Mask Junior Grim Tupac Machine (leader)
The Evil Administration
Agent 35 Agent Bulldog Agent Fang Becky With the Evil Hair First Lady Evil (manager) President Evil (Commander-In-Chief) The Secret Evil Service
First Class Family Big Dick Fuchs "First Class" Johnny San Diego (manager)
The Turd Boyz (Turd #2 & Turd #2A)
Grozny Enterprises
Dimitri Grozny Ivan Grozny (leader/manager) Ivan Grozny Jr. Vlad the Bull (bodyguard)
Ludmilla Grozny
Humble Ministries
Bad Religion (Father Mayhem & Rabbi Spike)
Doctor Reverend Billy Wayne Humble (leader)
Brother Klaw Brother Smothers The Confessor Sister Candy (manager) Sister Dobalina
Jezebel-Gun
Jezebel Grim (theoretical leader) Yumiko La Grange (senior advisor) Alan La Grange Junior (mascot)
(the rest of the team are officially members of the Notoriety roster, and aren't STRUGGLE employees) Crawdad Hoshino Toshiyo Nakano
Team Twizzy
Cobra Nightraven Doug Graves Zelda Lucabrasi
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 11, 2019 0:40:38 GMT
CURRENT CHAMPIONS:STRUGGLE Tri-State World Heavyweight Championship: VACANT - Physical belt currently in possession of some belt collector douche who’s asking for way too much money for that thing.
PAST CHAMPIONS: None since the releaUnch
STRUGGLE Tri-State World Women's Championship: Becky (With the Evil Hair) - Second reign, defeated PARTY TIGER at Another Perfect Year 2022
PAST CHAMPIONS: PARTY TIGER (2), Becky
STRUGGLE Tri-State World Cruiserweight Championship: Agent Fang- defeated Immortan Jimmy at STRUGGLEWEEN PAST CHAMPIONS: Immortan Jimmy, Rodimus Primo
STRUGGLE Tri-State World Tag Team Championship: The Grim Reapers (Billie Cannon and Tyson Heyward) - defeated The Coke Brothers at Warrior Pro's 2021 G2 Tournament Finals PAST CHAMPIONS: The Coke Brothers, Team Twizzy, BIG BOI SEASON
EWX (formerly STRUGGLE) No Police Involvement Championship (hardcore title): The Korn Demon - Second reign, defeated Screaming Rage Man at War Party 2021
PAST CHAMPIONS: Screaming Rage Man, Tony Unity, The Korn Demon (1)
TSLL Rey De Reyes Championship: VACANT, company hasn't run a show yet
MOSES World Championship: Esu Takashima
MOSES Tag Team Championship: The Pullet Club (Rhode Island Red & Buff Orpington)
Queen of Notoriety Championship: Nikuya
CURRENT INJURED WRESTLERS: (which I guess are the opposite of champions) OUT INDEFINITELY:Pitbull Van Scorpio (broken cervical vertebrae, possibly career-ending) The Outside Agitators (They died)
DAY-TO-DAY:
Ross Coke (Cocaine Psychosis) Deadly Nightshade (mysterious fungus)
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 11, 2019 0:41:04 GMT
CURRENT FEUDS/STORYLINES/ETC./WHATNOT President Evil vs. Big Bird Machine - The conflict of our time, brewing since Evil (then known as Lieutenant Governor Justice) betrayed his mentor, over a decade ago The Evil Administration vs. The Think Tank - The two top heel factions (also, the only two) vie for supremacy. No matter who wins, we lose. Currently on indefinite and perhaps permanent hiatus, as Brain God took his talents to the Nebula Factory
The Evil Administration vs. Tyrannosaurus Plex - T-Plex briefly joined, at the the best of his manager, but wasn't into the whole "evil" thing, and it's suspected that he took a dive at War Party 2021.
Donita Zapata vs. The Phantom Rocker - Began when Donita dumped the Rocker on her head and attacked her after the bell, due to still-unspecified personal issues, and it was revealed that Rocker was her estranged sister who betrayed the grunge lifestyle for the blasphemy of glam rock. Rocker won the Hair Metal vs. Mask match, forcing Donita to dress all crazy for a while. Things have officially cooled down, but not completely? Ace La Grange vs. Sobriety and Reality - He's good now, brother, but can he stay that way? And i he ever going to fully comprehend that his marriage was compromised to a permanent end like a decade ago? Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti vs. Your Manager - God, I hate her so fucking much. The Grim Family vs. Garfield Vanzetti - Gotta keep this fancy city-slicker from gentrifying the Holler Yumiko La Grange vs. The Everyday World - She's really not a bad person, just everything is terrible and it makes her kick people in the face until they stop moving sometimes. Also, let's be honest, she's getting old and falling apart physically, and might not be the best in the world anymore.
Yumiko La Grange vs. Mr. Nodawa - Due to nearly 20 year-old poor choices and misplaced blame, she's been blackballed from ever wrestling in Japan again.
President Evil vs. Mrs. Honda - He's barred from ever stepping into a MOSES ring, but no one seems to know why. She isn't talking, and I honestly think he just doesn't give a shit.
STRUGGLE vs. Finances - WE'RE BROKE
Taco Belle vs. Corporate Sponsorship - Basically, Belle sees herself as a wholesome hero for the children, and Taco Belfry brass just wants someone to run around like 75% naked and make people associate that thought with tacos.
Zippity Duda vs. Self-Esteem - He's a skinny little dude who's oddly good at wrestling, but it's a heavyweight's world, and he truly feels that getting all swole will finally make his mother (Hoda Duda-Day) respect him.
Marioluigi Lucabrasi vs. Zelda Lucabrasi - He just want-a his baby sister to find her a nice-a Catholic boy, and she's-a fallen in with these-a goddamn Juggalos.
Agent Bulldog vs. First Lady Evil: The First Lady sees Bulldog as a non-contributor to the cause, going so far as to bring in Becky as the Administration's new representative in the women's division, and clearly wants her out.
First Lady Evil vs. The Invisible Backstage Camera - It's just so damn intrusive.
Ol' Ross Gracie vs. Boston Aaron - Basically, Hoss is pretty much blind and deaf, and thinks Austin Baron has come to the Tri-State Area for revenge.
Stormy Knight vs. STRUGGLE - She sees herself as the premiere talent of the women's division, but has been held back due to preferential treatment given to old people and the children of old people.
Carrie Shipley vs. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS - Her anger issues were apparently not helped by leaving the post office.
Crawdad Hoshino vs. The English Language - Seriously, what the hell.
Damien Nova vs. POOR CHOICES - He's out of prison, but for how long?
Puno Dorado vs. Joaquin Salazar - It's turns out that TSLL is secretly funded by Joaquin's mysterious and potentially dangerous dad, meaning Joaquin gets to do whatever he wants, which mostly consists of being a gigantic asshole.
PARTY TIGER vs. The Liquor - Is she finally leaving Las Vegas?
Screaming Rage Man vs. Everything and Everyone That Has Ever Existed - WOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH
SOME FEUDS/STORYLINES/ETC. WHAT DONE GOT SETTLED:
The Coke Bros. vs. Crash Ferrari - Began when Crash broke Ricky Coke's neck. Due to Ross's increasingly erratic behavior and Crash's indifference, some suspect a singles never actually happened. Eventually, Ricky came back and beat Crash.
Captain STRUGGLE & Skip Legday vs. Garfield Vanzetti - The Captain vows to defend the honor of STRUGGLE after outsider and general douche Vanzetti smashed one of Skip Legday's balls with a steel-toed boot. Eventually, Vanzetti filed a restraining order against both STRUGGLE and Legday, and the fight was then taken up by two mysterious masked men known as the Outside Agitators. The Agititators then teamed up with Skip and Cap at WAR PARTY 2021 to defeat Vanzetti and his dudes, reinstating the duo. Sadly, the Agitators died mysteriously, as they were actual dudes and not just Skip and Cap in masks, and they totally died, for real.
Peppy Wright vs. The Enemies of Western Culture - Peppy's battle against cultural Marxism, and various other Nazi-adjacent buzz words ended when he got shitcanned in the great roster purge of 2021. I shoulda found a way to kill him off.
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Post by turrible666 on Jul 3, 2019 9:22:24 GMT
Hey, something resembling actual e-fed activity! After a recent house show (kayfabe-speak for "random match stream that I never tell anyone about beforehand" - I'm really bad at this, you guys), we caught up with some of the wrestlers for ~POST-MATCH INTERVIEWS~ It's really stupid, and turned out weirdly sexual, and I should be removed from society, I guess. Also, it was all typed on my phone, so there are probably wild typos hiding in there. |
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Post by turrible666 on Jul 6, 2019 18:56:00 GMT
Hey look, it's another house show report, this time published so late that you can't even watch the stream anymore as of tomorrow! - HOUSE SHOW 22!It's only got one "POST-MATCH WITH _______" segment this time, but it's really, really stupid. |
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Post by turrible666 on Jul 7, 2019 18:30:46 GMT
STRUGGLE Pro's financial woes are kind of preventing us from putting together any major shows (non-kayfabe explanation: 12-16 hour days at work until August, because management is full of idiots who have never had actual jobs), but seeing as all the STRUGGLE titles are vacant, we're absolutely going to have to have some eventually. So until that happens, enjoy these POSTERS FOR THEORETICALLY UPCOMING EVENTS~!
THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION - STRUGGLE No Police Involvement title Tournament  (note that in the version i posted in the creativity thread, I had the wrong member of Bad Religion on the poster. I'm very good at this, you guys.) THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY - Tri-State World Tag Team Championship Tournament (extremely preliminary design) More coming eventually
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 9, 2019 21:58:27 GMT
(GET 'EM WHILE YOU STILL CAN, PLEASE, WE ORDERED HUNDREDS OF THESE DAMN THINGS)
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 25, 2019 16:32:14 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 28, 2019 17:04:12 GMT
(theoretically) COMING IN 2020! - THE MARCH TO MADNESS!
Look, I know. We've been kinda-sorta up and running for a while now, and every single title remains vacant. But we're working on it, and this time, we actually mean it, rather than just saying that in a "get off my back, mom!" sort of way. So it's time for TOURNAMENT SEASON, in the STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling March to Madness 2020!
PHASE 1: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION: The tournament that wouldn't end, but we're gonna try to get this done soon, honest. 16 bloodthirsty maniacs compete in a series of increasingly unholy hardcore matches, culminating in a new STRUGGLE Pro No Police Involvement Champion! Current status: Underway, qualifying round (which was a bad idea, hence 8-person tournaments from now on) is finished, first round halfway done.
PHASE 2: YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Eight of the Tri-State area's finest (and one from Japan, but she lives here, so I guess it still counts) compete for the STRUGGLE Pro Tri-State World Women's Championship! Current status: Brackets almost complete, five-way play-in match now set up to fill what used to be Cyberta's spot. Possible message board and/or blog post coming directly.
PHASE 3: SUPER C-CUP 2020: Eight lil' fellas jump, flip, hop, and occasionally punch each other for a chance to be the new STRUGGLE Pro Tri-State World Cruiserweight Champion! Current status: Brackets complete, probably gonna be a minute before an official announcement, because I haven't made screenshots of those dudes yet.
PHASE 4: THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY: Teams of two strive to do something that rhymes with two! Oh yeah, the winner gets to call themselves the new STRUGGLE Pro Tri-State world Tag Team Champions, and they also get belts indicating such a thing. Current status: Brackets fully busted by the sudden exit of the Think Tanks, but I'm sure we've got eight teams lying around here somewhere.
PHASE 5: untitled world heavyweight championship tournament: Look, we don't have a physical belt in hand for this one yet. Stop asking, we're working on it.
As for a full timetable and schedule of events, haaaa, you must be new around here.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 28, 2019 18:08:31 GMT
The Second Phase of THE MARCH TO MADNESS, starting soonish, hopefully -
STRUGGLE PRO YASS KWEENDOM 2020!
 (I should make a poster art someday, but until then, here's the belt)
The brackets have been (semi) set for the tournament to decide a new Tri-State World Women's Champion. But who got in? Funny you should ask!
(spoilered for ease of scrolling past all of this)
#8 SEED: Winner of a Fatalistic Five-Way match between Zelda Lucabrasi, Taco Belle, Hoda Duda-Day, Jezebel Grim, and Agent Bulldog
Zelda Lucabrasi - Possibly the one true underdog here, as a green-ass rookie who would immediately become the youngest member of the tournament. (One of four STRUGGLE Wrestlers under 20 years old, along with Junior Grim, El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine, and Ivan Grozy Jr. - that's a lotta juniors, damn) Taco Belle - Possible favorite here, given the tendency of a Fatalistic Five-Way match to end suddenly, and with her doing all those lucha-style quick pins.
Hoda Duda-Day - Possible feel-good story here, as she's the oldest full-time member of the STRUGGLE roster (Big Bird Machine and Hillbilly Grim work a reduced schedule, and Ol' Ross Gracie is semi-retired) who never has held the title somehow. Jezebel Grim - Threw her name in late after getting bounced from the Decline of Western Civilization tournament by the Korn Demon. Otherwise, probably would've been at least a top 5 seed, and possibly represents a 180 pound, barbed wire-wrapped roadblock for the title hopes of the seven other contenders. Agent Bulldog - Another scary possibility if she wins here, as the only reason she wasn't one of the original eight was because she mainly stuck to tag team matches with Agent Fang and didn't do enough singles to move up in the rankings, which totally exist. NOTE: Stormy Knight was left out of this due to upcoming overseas commitments, and I think someone just erased Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti's name and wrote in Zelda because they hated her.
#7 SEED: VIRGINIA SLAMS  Why She'll Win: Will just straight-up elbow you into the grave. Local illegal betting establishments have her running neck-and-neck with Yumiko for most likely to win a match by knockout with strikes. Why She'll Lose: Packs-beyond-counting-per-day smoking habit really limits her if he doesn't put her opponent away fast. And she faces Lorelei first, so that probably won't happen.
#6 SEED: PAM FROM HUMAN RESOURCES 
Why She'll Win: Despite being considered the nicest and most well-liked member of the STRUGGLE office, has a tendency to straight-up powerbomb fools into the Earth's molten core. Seems to win more often by CRIICAL! stoppage than by pinfall. Why She'll Lose: Lack of experience and has trouble with smaller, faster wrestlers. (which is all but one of them)
#5 SEED: PARTY TIGER Why She'll Win: With the Phantom Rocker mostly just living up to her name and attacking from the shadows lately, is easily the craziest, most flippiest high-flyer in the women's division, plus her alcoholism makes her fearless, unpredictable, and usually too numb to lose by submission. Why She'll Lose: Unless Zelda wins the 5-way, is also the smallest person here, and can't absorb a whole lot of damage. Also, honestly, she could pass out backstage and have to forfeit a match.
#4 SEED: BECKY WITH THE AWFUL HAIR Why She'll Win: Do-everything all-rounder who can beat you like ten different ways, and that Barbicide front-flip legdrop is absolutely devastating. Why She'll Lose: Someone could mess with her hair enough to move it into some sort of visually-pleasing configuration, robbing her of her powers.
#3 SEED: DONITA ZAPATA  Why She'll Win: fights a brawling style that most opponents aren't ready for, and her Pacific Northwest Bomb (Northern Lights Bomb) is an absolute neck-destroying career-shortener, right up there with Skip Legday's Gainmaker and President Evil's Hellfire Drone Strike Powerbomb as a fairly reliable "one shot, one kill" finishing move. Why She'll Lose: For reasons Donita absolutely refuses to explain, The Phantom Rocker seems to attack her every time she has a match, and I doubt whatever issue those two have is going to be ignored for the sanctity of a title tournament.
#2 SEED: LORELEI GRIM Why She'll Win: Was literally offered a waiver by the Tri-state athletic commission to compete in a theoretical heavyweight title tournament, but refused, because in her words, it "wouldn't be ladylike." Absolutely massive human being who has at least a foot of height and close to 200 pounds on just about everyone else in this thing, and is somehow stronger than she looks. One of only two current roster members with a singles victory over Yumiko La Grange, and while PARTY TIGER got more of a fluke, "outta nowhere" win, Lorelei straight-up took her ass down. (although for the record, Yumiko gave her her only singles loss in the rematch) Why She'll Lose: Long on power, short on breath. Smaller, faster opponents know what they're dealing with, and will stick and move until she wears down. No matter how much bigger she is, once she starts sucking wind, she's toast.
#1 SEED: YUMIKO LA GRANGE 
Why She'll Win: Because she always wins. The only former world champion in this thing, possibly because the last time she had the belt, she held it for six fucking years. A ligament-destroying, brain-damaging monster who solves all her problems by kneeing them in the side of the head until they stop moving, and you are her problem now. Why She'll Lose: Has been doing this a lot longer than a lot of people realize, (FUN FACT: Hoda Duda-Day is like 50 and Yumiko is in her late 30s, but with Hoda's beginnings as mainly a valet and Yumiko starting out in her teens, Yumiko has actually spent more time as an active wrestler) and eventually, you have to think that'll catch up with her. At some point "over twenty years of experience and a wealth of wrestling knowledge" turns into "over twenty years of degenerating cartilage and a tapped-out bump card," and with a pretty major youth movement in progress, this could be the time?
(SIMILAR INFO FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT COMING SOON, HOPEFULLY)
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 28, 2019 22:52:35 GMT
Hey look, another tournament: STRUGGLE SUPER C-CUP 2020!  (again, need to make a poster) #8 SEED: RADICAL JEREMY Why He'll Win: Some of the karate he pretends to know actually works surprisingly well! Why He'll Lose: Lack of moral support from his super-hot Canadian girlfriend being delayed at the border. (You've never met her)
#7 SEED: FROGGY TERRY  Why He'll Win: Because Froggy Terry is always ready to go, but y'all ain't ready for Froggy Terry, you know what Froggy Terry is saying? Why He'll Lose: It's gotta be like 300 degrees in that damn suit.
#6 SEED: JACKSON VICTORY  Why He'll Win: He wrestles so great every time we see his face, he'll put his opponents in a state - a state of shock. Why He'll Lose: Reality is a knife, when there's no cruiserweight title in your life, and merciful is the night when you just can't stop this feeling. #5 SEED: RODIMUS PRIMO  Why He'll Win: Nothing's gonna stand in his way; Rodimus Primo has got the touch, he's got the power, and he can win if he dares. Why He'll Lose: While some have predicted that one day, a luchador shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Canadian Destroyer to light our darkest hour, but many online pundits have dismissed his potential coronation as merely bad comedy.
#4 SEED: CAPTAIN STRUGGLE 
Why He'll Win: Wrestles an extremely versatile lucharesu style, where he'll kick the shit out of you and then backflip on top of you while you're on the ground, dying. Also, he pretty much has like 36 different finishers. Why He'll Lose: Still refuses to accept a paycheck for his service to STRUGGLE Pro, no matter how much we try to give him money for this shit, so he's gotta be malnourished or something, holy hell.
#3 SEED: UNO MUERTE Why He'll Win: "The Man of Precisely One Death" might be the highest-flying cruiserweight to hit the Tri-State area since Immortan Jimmy back in the 2000s, but unlike Jimmy, he's not a manaic who's out to destroy himself, and tends to actually land on his opponents. Probably the fastest-moving man in the tournament, and they can't hit what they can't catch. Why He'll Lose: With the American healthcare system, there's always a risk that his prescription to antidepressants will suddenly and randomly skyrocket to 4000% of its current price, leaving him in a world of shit, mentally.
#2 SEED: ZIPPITY DUDA  Why He'll Win: After being pretty much forced into the business by his mom, (Hoda Duda-Day) his lack of size, (even by cruiserweight standards) speed, and athleticism ( especially by cruiserweight standards) had everyone expecting him to just be another jabroni for Tyrannosaurus Plex to throw around. Instead, between his uncanny ability to flash-pin anyone at any second and his inexplicably devastating Fujiwara armbar, he has literally never lost a singles match since he got here, and handed both Tupac Machine and Uno Muerte their only losses in the process. Why He'll Lose: Lightning can only strike one place so many times, you know?
#1 SEED: TUPAC MACHINE Why He'll Win: The Super Don Machine is a 23-year veteran who's beaten everybody, won every possible title, and always turns it up in big matches. He's broken more arms than you've given handshakes to, and his tendency to just punch a fool in the mouth is something that catches people off-guard when they're expecting arm drags and moonsaults. Why He'll Lose: See the post about Yumiko La Grange above. Father Time is the cruelest motherfucker of them all, and in a tournament against a bunch of 20-somethings, this is an opportune time for him to strike.
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 16, 2020 18:32:25 GMT
No actual new activity to report, but here's a little "state-of-the-e-fed address" kinda deal, which is honestly 99% bragging about something that happened in someone else's fed that I have nothing to do with. A BRIEF INTERRUPTION TO BREAK KAYFABE |
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 28, 2020 2:01:47 GMT
No new shows lately due to budget constraints, (and game updates breaking the mods) but here is CONTENT~! somehow once again devoid of actual wrestling. STRUGGLE Pro's developmental program, THE HOSS DOJO is up and running, and two of the Tri-State area's meanest, nastiest, and most foul-mouthed local legends, Yumiko La Grange and "The Ankle Rustler" Ol' Ross Gracie himself are here to share their (mostly negative) thoughts on the inaugural class. It's got something for everyone, as long as you're into demeaning insults, steroid abuse, dark prophecies, dementia, fourth-wall breakage, homicidal ideation, and huge cuss words - MEET THE FIRST HOSS DOJO CLASS OF 2020
(Also, this was mostly typed on my phone during parking lot downtime before work, so there are probably some absolutely wild typos in there. Gives a blog post character.)
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Post by turrible666 on Mar 30, 2020 23:14:05 GMT
Contrary to popular belief (and frankly, common sense) STRUGGLE is not shutting down!
(check it out before I get a chance to fix the typos!)
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