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Post by turrible666 on May 2, 2020 19:46:11 GMT
More news/notes/etc. coming soon, depending on how lazy I'm feeling. Also, to break kayfabe, gotta go back to work soon, (no quarantine type stuff going on, I had just managed to get a week off for my essential ass, which is where the sudden flurry of activity came from) so things will probably slow back down soon, although I'm going to try to keep some momentum going, and not have any more month-long (or multi-month long) dead periods. I'm gonna try to get another show in before I have to resume a normal schedule, but honestly, it's a long shot.
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Post by turrible666 on May 25, 2020 23:09:16 GMT
Like a full damn month later, finally some fallout from the last show, in the latest installment of TALES OF THE INVISIBLE BACKSTAGE CAMERA, featuring inbreeding, sexism, turpentine, and a DEADLY ALLIANCE~!
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Post by turrible666 on May 25, 2020 23:21:59 GMT
Oh yeah, and a quick update with a tentative card for SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #4, hopefully happening sometime next weekend, but I figured I'd have done it this weekend, so who knows.
0. TRI-STATE WRESTLING ALLIANCE VHS CLASSICS: Manny Diaz (c) vs. Ivan the Awful (TSWA World Title match from 1987)
0.5. HOSS DOJO DARK MATCH: Soccer Ninja vs. Sweet Brown Sugar Disco Dynamite Mama Fox
1. Zelda Lucabrasi vs. Lorelei Grim (YASS KWEENDOM 2020 semi-final)
2. Kazushi Maeda vs. Ugly Stupid Bob (No DQ due to a bullshit ending last time, possibly a snuff film) 3. Yumiko La Grange vs. PARTY TIGER (YASS KEWEENDOM 2020 semi-final) 4. NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT TITLE #1 CONTENDER HARDCORE BATTLE SUPREME (entrants TBA, probably like 6 to 8 of them, but at least 4 - winner faces Korn Dmon at the next show) 5. Captain STRUGGLE vs. Garfield Vanzetti 6. Ace La Grange vs. President Evil 7. Donita Zapata vs. The Phantom Rocker (HAIR METAL VS. MASK - No DQ, loser must adopt the other's personal style and unmask if applicable)
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Post by turrible666 on May 31, 2020 15:32:16 GMT
If there's one thing I know that wrestling fans love, it's massive-ass blocks of text. So here's the first edition of THE STRUGGLE SESSION, where wrestlers on the upcoming show talk mad shit about each other, and for some reason, there's never any video footage available.
Anyway, I rambled on forever and spent too much time on something that maybe six people will look at, and it takes a pretty wild mood swing from the usual goofy to kinda serious at one point, so be ready for that, I guess. As for the next show/stream, I'm actually gonna try to shoot for sometime tonight, so expect that a couple years from now, knowing how I operate. I'm extremely good at this, you guys.
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 2, 2020 2:03:38 GMT
Hey you guys, there may or may not be a thing starting in a few minutes here. www.twitch.tv/turrible666/ It's not like there's ever any wrestling to watch on a Monday anyway, and you'll more than likely get to see all sorts of embarrassing technical screwups. |
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 2, 2020 3:55:15 GMT
quick 'n dirty results of SHELTER IN PLACE #4, a night of technical screwups, huge upsets, and weirdly short matches PRE-SHOW: Manny Diaz defeated Ivan the Awful, which was expected since this match took place in 1987
DARK MATCH: Soccer Ninja kinda squashed Sweet Brown Sugar Disco Dynamite Mama Fox 1. YASS KWEENDOM 2020 semi-final: Zelda Lucabrasi defeated Lorelei Grim 2. Kazushi Maeda defeated Ugly, Stupid Bob (Captain STRUGGLE discovered backstage, apparently knocked out with a barbed wire bat)
3. YASS KWEENDOM 2020 semi-final: PARTY TIGER defeated Yumiko La Grange (it is announced that despite his injuries, Captain STRUGGLE has insisted that his match against Garfield Vanzetti take place as scheduled)
4. NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT TITLE #1 CONTENDER HARDCORE BATTLE SUPREME: After a bunch of people got knocked out by a staple gun and one guy apparently had a major seizure, Buff Orpington defeated Walter Grabowski, Ross Coke, Agent 35, Big Dick Fuchs, Turd #2, and Tony Unity 5. "Captain STRUGGLE" defeated Garfield Vanzetti - STRUGGLE seemed to be in really good shape for this one, seemingly having gained several inches of height and having gigantically muscular arms, despite also having extremely skinny legs. He won by CRITICAL!ing Vanzetti with a Rainmaker.
6. President Evil defeated Ace La Grange - after the match, Evil savagely attacked Ace, leading to a Burning Hammer (which got cut off by the results screen, GOD DAMN IT) that led to Ace being stretchered out 7. HAIR METAL VS. MASK: The Phontom Rocker defeated Donita Zapata in a weirdly quick match, so now Donita has to put on a bunch of spandex, listen to Cinderella, and tease her hair up all crazy for an indeterminate period of time |
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 2, 2020 18:58:21 GMT
Full SHELTER IN PLACE #4 REPORT is live, complete with those HUGE BLOCKS OF DIALOGUE that you all know and love. I know e-feds, and if there's one thing the people love in an e-fed it's non-wrestling character development.
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 13, 2020 19:57:29 GMT
It's time for news, notes, promos, and whatnot in THE STRUGGLE SESSION #2! Find out about the next show (which could happen as soon as tonight, but I'm gonna be honest, probably not) Garfield Vanzetti's revenge on Captain STRUGGLE and Skip Legday, whether or not Crawdad Hoshino is face down in a ravine somewhere, how President Evil is dealing with his recent suspension, AND MORE! Get there before I fix the typos!
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 21, 2020 3:20:43 GMT
Hey, there might be a thing happening - www.twitch.tv/turrible666 - come see how much goes wrong running with mods barely tested after a major update! |
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 21, 2020 5:50:11 GMT
Quick 'n dirty results of SHELTER IN PLACE #5 DARK MATCH: Harbinger Calamity d. Business Clown 1. Toshiyo Nakano d. Junior Grim - Murray Stadankowicz introduces the show, only to be interrupted by cruiserweight title #1 contender Immortan Jimmy, returning after 9 years in a coma. Jimmy apparently crashes a stolen ambulance into the building and announces that the cruiserweight title match is now a triple threat.
2. Team Twizzy d. The Rockin' Rocksmen 3. Pam From Human Resources d. Donita Zapata, who is all hair metaled up now and completely miserable
4. El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine d. Parking Lot Duval 5. The Korn Demon d. Buff Orpington in a falls count anywhere bloodbath to retain the No Police Involvement Title 6. PARTY TIGER d. Zelda Lucabrasi to become the new women's champion - a shitload of technical difficulties happened, resulting in like a 30 minute delay. Oops. 7. Rodimus Primo d. Immortan Jimmy and Uno Muerte to become the new cruiserweight champ For the record, STRUGGLE is probably going n a slight hiatus now that the "tour" is over, mostly to rebuild some stuff behind the scenes with the Move Lists and Move Craft and whatnot. Hopefully, we have heavyweight and tag team champs by the end of the summer, though? |
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Post by turrible666 on Jun 30, 2020 0:54:50 GMT
I am always the timeliest boy, as here's A SHOW REPORT FOR LAST WEEK'S SHOW! - I'm not gonna lie, this is kinda minimal compared to usual, and I had a lot of Invisible Backstage Camera planned, but hell, it's been a week, so I might as well post something. In the meantime, expect a STRUGGLE SESSION with promos and aftermath and whatnot sometime soon, unless MoveCraft keeps eating all my Fire Pro time. |
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Post by turrible666 on Sept 6, 2020 0:54:11 GMT
COMING SOON TO A BINGO HALL NEAR YOU, SO LONG AS YOU LIVE NEAR THE ONLY ONE WE RUN SHOWS IN:
STRUGGLE PRO WRESTLING PRESENTS THE COOL ZONE 2020 NON-TOUR
We finally crown tag team champs in a needlessly convoluted tournament! Murray's special "Slammed Straight" project finally happens, even though he still won't tell us what it is! The North American debut (finally) of rising Japanese star Crawdad Hoshino! The in-ring return of Skip Legday, unless Garfield Vanzetti is booked, in which case Skip will have to leave the building due to his restraining order! The theoretical return of Ricky Coke, if we can find him! The seemingly inevitable cocaine-related demise of his brother Ross! Action! Intrigue! Violence! Romance? Probably some other weird shit happens; who knows! And at least a ten percent chance that we finally figure out something regarding the Tri-State World Heavyweight title, maybe! BE THERE, eventually!
Expect a STRUGGLE Session to drop soonish (maybe) with details on some of this stuff, as well as an update on the shocking events that followed Big Bird Machine's appearance at Warriorversary II, that you've all been talking about nonstop ever since.
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Post by turrible666 on Sept 7, 2020 15:55:49 GMT
The news so huge, I had to post it in two separate e-fed threads:
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Sept 7, 2020 18:43:03 GMT
Shit just got real
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Ripley
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Post by Ripley on Sept 8, 2020 1:38:05 GMT
The news so huge, I had to post it in two separate e-fed threads:
I love this. So much. BUT ALSO FUCK PRESIDENT EVIL. |
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