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Post by turrible666 on Dec 17, 2022 22:18:33 GMT
FALL FORWARD #3 RESULTS! just one week late, we take a look back at one of the weirdest shows we've ever had, including an international invasion, a tournament for the cruiserweight title, and possibly the Rise of the Machines.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 25, 2022 6:08:13 GMT
A VERY EVIL CHRISTMAS The President of Professional Wrestling sends his warmest regards in this hap-hap-happiest season of all. |
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 1, 2023 3:55:07 GMT
STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling is pleased to announced that after she inexplicably accepted our desperation lowball offer, we have agreed to terms with free agent wrestler and creepily-obsessed Mortal Kombat fan, FLAWLESS VICTORIA.
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Post by ratchetmanon on Jan 1, 2023 23:46:17 GMT
Will we ever see STRUGGLE get out of poverty? No one knows. Looking forward to seeing where you take this fed next, man.
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 15, 2023 19:44:57 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 19, 2023 1:51:57 GMT
It's time for NEWS! I update injuries, announce a new signing, break kayfabe, and find a way to have a Hell in a Cell match without actually calling it by that name in THE DAILY STRUGGLE #13!
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 28, 2023 19:48:20 GMT
We learn the fate of a controversial local asshole, speculate on who President Evil is actually bringing to the Party, and do one last round of hype for a show that's never going to happen, because my internet doesn't work! DAILY STRUGGLE #14! |
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Post by turrible666 on Mar 25, 2023 20:07:24 GMT
INTERNET'S WORKING, POST RARE STREAMS. Dark matches starting shortly, come and see how little visibility there is in an arena-edited hell in a cell match, it's wild - www.twitch.tv/turrible666 |
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Post by turrible666 on Mar 25, 2023 23:30:38 GMT
QUICK N DIRTY RESULTS: DARK MATCHES The Korn Demon d. Business Clown Billy Wayne Humble d. Black Panther Mask Big Dick Fuchs d. Skip Legday NO ESCAPE 2023 Ludmilla Grozny d. DARKSIDE OF PARTY TIGER, Twilight Princess Zelda, Deadly Nightshade, and The Phantom Rocker Tyrannosaurus Plex d. William Nilly by countout - Nilly had to be carried out, but seemed responsive last time I saw him
Immortan Jimmy d. Uno Muerte, Froggy Terry, Cobra Nightraven, and Agent Fang The Coke Brothers d. The Harbingers Nikuya d. Toshiyo Nakano - Nakano was taken to a local hospital after the match to be evaluated for a concussion and broken ribs, but is expected to be discharged by Sunday morning, at the latest.
Bone Thug d. BEAVIS Fukuda
The 46 Defenders d. The Grim Reapers to become the NEWWWWWWWW STRUGGLE Pro tag team champs, ending our long national nightmare PURGATORY CAGE MATCH: Jezebel Grim d. Becky With the Evil Hair to retain the STRUGGLE women's championship - Jezebel was attacked after the match by her sister Lorelei, but after regaining consciousness, left under her own power. She was showing clear signs of potentially serious head and knee injuries, but refused to be evaluated by medical staff, and no one wanted to press the issue, because she was wielding a medieval mace.
Full report coming someday.
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 22, 2023 15:11:21 GMT
Only seven years late, NO ESCAPE 2023 RESULTS! Bloody violence, deadly threats, an absurdly generous Nerd Ratings Counsel, and the end of our long national nightmare.
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