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Post by turrible666 on Oct 8, 2020 1:09:20 GMT
More of that which you most love from a pro wrestling video game e-fed: Backstage drama nonsense, written in transcript format, because I'm too lazy for prose. Folks,
It's real, real dumb, perhaps moreso than usual. And by my count, only like three or four more of these before I get to the "people wrestle each other" parts. Again, this is so very dumb. |
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 10, 2020 17:28:03 GMT
MORE WORDY NONSENSE FROM THE INVISIBLE BACKSTAGE CAMERA! THE HAMMER COMES DOWN! DUDES ALMOST FIGHT! DECADE LONG VENDETTAS! THE GHOSTS OF THE PAST THREATEN TO REVEAL THEMSELVES! A DUDE I MADE LIKE A YEAR AGO FINALLY KIND OF DEBUTS! STILL NO ACTUAL WRESTLING! PROBABLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF TYPOS! WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS!? WOOOOOOOORDS!
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Post by jimofmanynames on Oct 10, 2020 22:08:42 GMT
Never thought that would happen, crazy where the simming stuff takes ya, shits about to get real crazy over there in, wherever Nebula Factory is. [Is it space? for some reason I assume it's space.] Also damn that's a whole lot of intrigue, looking forward to seeing where this'll go.
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 17, 2020 3:17:32 GMT
AW HELL YEAH, IT'S TIME FOR WORDS! SINISTER PLANS! AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT! HUMAN FALCONRY?
Meanwhile in non-kayfabe news, I still haven't rebuilt my damn MoveLists in the post Craft world, but I'm kind of thinking of just going ahead and running a Twitch stream sometime soon anyway, even if it's just the old "Make some random matches and call it a house show" format. The matches won't have the sweetness of the wrestlers all having 175 small damage moves, but what can you do. The main thing other than that was using the Extended Movelists mod to have MMA grapple ground moves not always end the match and have more stuff happen off a front facelock, but MoveCraft has provided enough non-finishing MMA grapple moves and the EGO mod can also make facelocks useful, so things wil work out in the meantime. Also, I'm going to try an put together the bracket for the tag title tournament sometime tomorrow, plus an explanation of the weirdness I'm planning for the #7 and #8 seeds. Also, hopefully I can get the final TALES OF THE INVISIBLE BACKSTAGE CAMERA hammered out to set things up over the weekend. Then, profit.
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Oct 17, 2020 23:07:10 GMT
These segments are super fun reads. I have no idea where they're going, but I"m also not sure how much it matters. Also....
This part slayed me, and, now that I look at it, is even funnier without context
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 24, 2020 3:13:29 GMT
Oh look, actual violence! ...In text form. Luckily, this is the last Invisible Backstage Camera segment until actual wrestling happens. (I was going to do more, but he official SLAMMED STRAIGHT debut will probably have to wait, what with the tag title tournament and escalating Birds vs. Evils feud. Tag Team tournament info coming soon. Meanwhile, here is a suddenly very full updated Injured List: |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2020 11:51:14 GMT
That gif is hypnotic.
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 25, 2020 2:58:33 GMT
Hey, probably running a show most likely tomorrow around noonish, because there are no other sports happening around that time on a Sunday in America. I still never rebuilt my Move Lists, and I haven't done any of the usual super-duper production value stuff I usually do, (not sure if that was a joke or not) but dammit, it's time. Find out about it all here. Also, click that there link for the seeding for the THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 2020 Tag Team championship tournament, with a twist~!
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 25, 2020 18:45:50 GMT
QUICK N' DIRTY RESULTS FOR COOL ZONE #1: The Grim Sisters d. The Nakano Cousins when Lorelei lariated Toshiyo straight to hell
Big Baby Lucifer absolutely devastated a bunch of jobbers El Choppo d. Mayonnaise Boy with a shitload of chops Crawdad Hoshino d. Hoda Duda-Day with the Figure 8, which she probably calls something completely nonsnsical
(commercial break)
Hapsburg Raytheon VI d. Toxic Walt with the Leveraged Takeover COKE PARTY d. The Grozny Twins when PARTY TIGER hit Dimitri with the Captain Morgan Latch Tyrannosaurus Plex d. Big Dick Fuchs by tossing him right on his goddamn head Immortan Jimmy d. Uno Muerte with that thing Kofi Kingston does to become the #1 contender for the cruiserweight belt Tony Unity d. The Korn Demon when the Demon couldn't answer a standing ten count to become the NEWWWWWWWW STRUGGLE Pro No Police Involvement Champion Full writeup coming eventually
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 26, 2020 23:39:20 GMT
STRUGGLE COOL ZONE #1 REPORT~! - Featuring Commercial breaks, Lovecraftian descents into madness, heated dogs, and an update on what the hell happened to the Korn Demon. I'd tell you to check it out before I fix the typos, but I doubt I ever will. |
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 7, 2020 18:00:36 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 8, 2020 5:12:18 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 9, 2020 15:22:38 GMT
It's time for another incredibly long, awkwardly-formatted mass of WOOOOOOORDS! This time, it could actually lead to things that happen in a wrestling ring, though! New alliances are formed! Families are torn apart, sort of, actually not at all, but kinda, in a way! Rampant drug abuse! Satin jackets! The C-word! I SHOULD HAVE SPLIT THIS INTO TWO SEPARATE POSTS!
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Post by jimofmanynames on Nov 12, 2020 1:43:10 GMT
These segments are actually really quite good, especially the thing between the Nakano/LaGranges and the Grims, can't wait to see what'll come of all that, and I really like how T-Plex still kinda keeps his whole mystique, even in defeat and in assistance-by-loud-windbreaker-wearing-man, which I assume is a fate that's just only slightly less than defeat.
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 14, 2020 3:55:37 GMT
GARFIELD VANZETTI HAS VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY! THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT TAG TEAM ARRIVES IN THE TRI-STATE AREA! IT'S TOO BAD THAT SKIP LEGDAY AND CAPTAIN STRUGGLE COULDN'T BE THERE TO SEE THIS!
TALES OF THE VISIBLE RINGSIDE CAMERA
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