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Post by turrible666 on Apr 19, 2020 4:22:00 GMT
Quick and Dirty results for STRUGGLE Shelter in Place Tour #1 - Fully-featured blog post coming... eventually.
1. Super C-Cup 2020: Rodimus Primo defeated Captain STRUGGLE - 8:56, 100% Rating
2. YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Agent Bulldog defeated Hoda Duda-Day (K.O.), Zelda Lucabrasi, Jezebel Grim, and Taco Belle in a Fatalistic 5-Way to become the tournament's #8 seed - 7:52, 75% 3. Super C-Cup: Froggy Terry defeated Zippity Duda - 4:40, 79% 4. YASS KWEENDOM: PARTY TIGER defeated Becky (with the awful hair) - 8:55, 95% 5. Decline of Western Civilization Tournament: Pitbull Van Scorpio defeated Father Mayhem in an exploding barbed wire deathmatch - 8:23, 99% 6. Decline of Western Civilization: Toxic Walt defeated Nasty Dick Bacteria in another exploding barbed wire deathmatch - 25:19, 99%
TOURNAMENT UPDATES:
Super C-Cup 2020 remaining 1st round matches: Tupac Machine vs. Radical Jeremy (winner faces Rodimus Primo), Jackson Victory vs. Uno Muerte (winner faces Froggy Terry)
YASS KWEENDOM 2020 remaining first round matches: Agent Bulldog vs. Yumiko La Grange (winner faces PARTY TIGER), Donita Zapata vs. Pam from Human Resources, Lorelei Grim vs. Virginia Slams Decline of Western Civ Semi-Final Million-Billion Light Tube Deathmatches: Pitbull Van Scorpio vs. The Korn Demon and Screaming Rage Man vs. Toxic Walt
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Post by importANT on Apr 19, 2020 11:00:39 GMT
Yay! Finally, I was able to watch a show. Now I'm happy ^^ The show itself was great. Even the things that didn't work as planned were nice, since it really works for STRUGGLE. Can't wait for the rest of the tour :)
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 19, 2020 22:02:33 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 20, 2020 1:31:00 GMT
Hey look more #hashtag-content: NEWS AND NOTES FOR APRIL 19, featuring updates on the next show, (whenever that ends up happening) the ill-fated STRUGGLE/MOSES talent exchange, and injury updates on Hoda Duda-Day, Skip Legday, Ricky Coke, and Immortan Jimmy. In the meantime, buy some shirts! |
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 26, 2020 5:05:55 GMT
STRUGGLE Shelter in Place Tour #2 quick 'n dirty results before I go to bed Super C-Cup 2020: Uno Muerte defeated Jackson Victory (advances to face Rodimus Primo)
YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Lorelei Grim d. Virginia Slams (2nd round opponent TBD, see below) Super C-Cup 2020: Tupac Machine d. Radical Jeremy (faces Froggy Terry) Kazushi Maeda d. Ugly, Stupid Bob by DQ Garfield Vanzetti apologized to "Skip Legday," then got pretty much fucked up by Captain STRUGGLE Decline of Western Civilization Million-Billion Light Tubes Deathmatch: Screaming Rage Man d. Toxic Walt (advances to final) Decline of Western Civilization Million-Billion Light Tubes Deathmatch: Korn Demon d. Pitbull Van Scorpio (advances to final) YASS KWEENDOM 2020: yumiko La Grange d. Agent Bulldog
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 26, 2020 16:29:39 GMT
Full show report coming probably sometime tonight, possibly, maybe, I dunno. But in the meantime, here's the championship tournament situation:
DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
The Demon takes on the Rage Man to be our first actual champion since the relaunch. I'm sure something will go wrong, but then again, this entire tournament's existence is a thing gone wrong, depending on how you look at it. Probably gonna be looking at a landmine/exploding ring situation here, so if you bought tickets, maybe think about not showing up.
SUPER C-CUP 2020:
Things have gone relatively smoothly in this one far. Perhaps... Too smoothly. Nice job by Terry getting this far after getting draxxed sklounst so quickly from the deathmatch tournament.
YASS KWEENDOM 2020:
Okay, so after the bullshit that went down last night, we've got a problem. The simple answer would be a Pam From Human Resources vs. Donita Zapata rematch, but goddammit, The Phantom Rocker has interfered in every single match she's had for like a year now, and I'm not having this get more screwed up than it already is. An executive decision has been made, and Donita is OUT. Pam advancing automatically wouldn't be fair, though, and we've already got a shitload of wrestlers lining up with grievances. Stormy Knight was going to be a pretty high seed before she dropped out for the Japan trip that never happened, Zelda, Belle, and Jezebel didn't actually lose that 5-way Play-In match, (I knew I shoulda made that an elimination match, dammit) and Patience Halliburton Vanzetti pretty much just got left out because no one likes her and she's threatening to sue, and damned if she doesn't have a point for once. Might be looking at another battle royal situation here, which is awful for all involved, especially considering that this could be a "wrestle twice in one night" deal, and the eventual opponent would be a fuckin' hoss if she was in the men's division. We can't have nice things.
Oh, and an announcement for the tag team title THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 2020 tournament is coming soon. It's gonna get weird, y'all.
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 28, 2020 2:34:15 GMT
Still no full report from the last show, but there have been DEVELOPMENTS~!
TALES OF THE INVISIBLE BACKSTAGE CAMERA: DONITA EXPLAINS IT ALL - Features the bizarre backstory of two of STRUGGLE's finest, Tommy Lee, Abbot & Costello references, The Korn Demon apparently being a polite Canadian (Kanadian?), Mom's "special friend," woodland porn, and the conception of our first lucha de apuestas. |
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 29, 2020 4:42:17 GMT
SEE IT BEFORE I FIND AND FIX ALL THE TYPOS!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 29, 2020 5:25:43 GMT
The promo at the end was positively heartwarming.
I about lost it when Agent started bawling, and President Evil dropped the blustery act.
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Post by turrible666 on Apr 29, 2020 18:49:38 GMT
Card for STRUGGLE SHELTER-IN-PLACE TOUR #3, extremely subject to change
0. HOSS DOJO EMPTY ARENA DARK MATCH: Ivan Grozny Jr. vs. Business Clown
1. YASS KWEENDOM 2020 TOURNAMENT SUPER BATTLE SUPREME: Jezebel Grim vs. Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti vs. Stormy Knight vs. Taco Belle vs. Zelda Lucabarasi - winner becomes the new #3 seed and wrestles again later on, and hopefully this is the last weird shit that goes down. This will be pinfall, submission, or over-the-top rope elimination, basically because we don't want it to take 45 damn minutes and wipe someone out who's gotta wrestle twice.
2. SUPER C-CUP 2020 SEMI-FINAL: Rodimus Primo vs. Tupac Machine
3. SUPER C-CUP 2020 SEMI-FINAL: Uno Muerte vs. Froggy Terry 4. A SPECIAL SERMON IN THESE TRYING TIMES FROM DR. REVEREND BILLY WAYNE HUMBLE - (insert gigantic fart sounds here)
5. AVENGE THE FALLEN: (theoretically) Ross Coke vs. Crash Ferrari - Allegedly, this will be the final grudge match where Ross finally gets revenge on Crash for breaking his brother Ricky's neck. In reality, Ross's "personal issues" will probably make him no-show and/or get arrested, so we're going to keep Manchoma the Randy Savage on standby, so y'all can get some sort of decent match out of this nonsense, hopefully. 6. YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Pam From Human Resources vs. whoever wins the battle royal - So we can finally move to the next round. 7. DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION FINAL EXPLODING-ASS RING LANDMINE-ASS DEATHMATCH: The Korn Demon vs. Screaming Rage Man - The winner becomes the new STRUGGLE No Police Involvement Champion, and all of us die a little inside in the process.
This is an extremely professional operation, so in the STRUGGLE tradition, it will take place at some pretty random time without warning, and you guys probably won't know about it until it's over. I can definitely say not tonight, because there's some pre-tape promo type stuff I gotta do first. Anyway, speaking of cards subject to change, here's an incredibly rough outline of SHELTER IN PLACE #4
0. Another Hoss Dojo Dark Match
1. YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Lorelei Grim vs. Pam or whoever 2. YASS KWEENDOM 2020: Yumiko La Grange vs. PARTY TIGER 3. Garfield Vanzetti vs. Captain STRUGGLE (may or not be a No DQ deal, haven't decided yet) 4. Hopefully some sort of announcement about a tag tournament 5. SUPER C-CUP FINAL: Uno/Terry vs. Pac/Rodimus 6. HAIR METAL VS. MASK: Donita Zapata vs. The Phantom Rocker - If Donita wins, the Rocker must unmask and get all flanneled up, if Rocker wins, Donita's basically gotta start dressing like an extra from a Cinderella video Maybe some other stuff, who knows
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Post by importANT on Apr 30, 2020 6:20:43 GMT
Okay, before the next Shelter in Place Tour show starts, I have to give you a review. Let's so it!
HOSS DOJO DARK MATCH: Cobra Highway defeated The Harbingers
Okay, I didn't expect this one to be so incredible competitive. I love Kinski's voice lines. Hilarious ^^ Also, the Move hacks you've got make these matches much more interesting. The next match proved that even more.
SUPER C-CUP 2020: #2 Uno Muerte defeated #6 Jackson Victory
Lucha stuff. Lucha stuff everywhere. And I love it! That match was my personal favourite of the night, since I am sucker for cruiserweight matches. Glad that Uno Muerte won!
YASS KWEENDOM 2020: #2 Lorelei Grim defeated #7 Virginia Slams
Ah, Virginia. Looking as lovely, and sounding as horribly, as ever. But, Lorelei was was too much for her tonight. I blame the cigarettes (which is probably why she temporarly passed out after entering back into the ring). Right now, Lorelei is my second favourite to win that tournament. My other pick comes later.
SUPER C-CUP 2020: #1 Tupac Machine defeated #8 Radical Jeremy
Perhaps Jeremy should think about entering the tag team tournament with Toxic Walt, whenever that happens, because Tupac Machine was too much tonight. Nice match.
YASS KWEENDOM 2020: #3 Donita Zapata vs. #6 Pam From Human Resources
Man, that feud between Phantom Rocker and Donita Zapata is getting personal. That promo segment that you posted afterwards was great! Good to see more production values here and there ^^ Can't wait for Mask vs Hair Metal!
Kazushi Maeda defeated Ugly Stupid Bob
God damn it. A DQ win over Bob is incredibly underwhelming. Hopefully, Maeda gets a rematch in the future to remedy this travesty.
Garfield Vanzetti Issued a Public Apolgy to “Skip Legday”
Fuck you Vanzetti! Good Heel work by him, but still. Fuck you. I would say that a testicles vs testicles match is in order once Skip is back, but Patience would have to give Garfield his balls back for that.
DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MILLION-BILLION LIGHT TUBES DEATHMATCH: Screaming Rage Man defeated Toxic Walt
I can feel the fury of SRM through the computer screen, vibrating in my bones. Who can stop this mad man? Hopefully nobody, because I love that psychopath. Walt was cool, too ^^ Nice.
DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MILLION-BILLION LIGHT TUBES DEATHMATCH: The Korn Demon defeated Pitbull Van Scorpio
I said that Muerte vs Jackson was my favourite match of the night, and I stand by that. But this one was my favourite war of the night. Both man gave it their all, and they spilled probably every bodily fluid imagineable on the mat. What a fight. Screaming Rage Man vs The Korn Demon will be nuts!
YASS KWEENDOM 2020: #1 Yumiko La Grange defeated #8 Agent Bulldog
And Here is my number one pick to win the tournament. Yumiko is a beast, and I love her. Poor Agent Bulldog though. I just wanted to hug her when she started crying in the promo. But I wouldn't do that, though, since she would probably kick me in the dick for the lolz.
All in all, it was once again a blast to watch a STRUGGLE show. Can't wait for more :)
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Post by turrible666 on May 1, 2020 2:33:11 GMT
Probably gonna be doing a thing here in the next few minutes, which almost 100% guarantees that the internet is gonna go out or something else weird is gonna happen that takes me away from computers, leaving you staring slack-jawed at a non-streaming channel - www.twitch.tv/turrible666 |
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Post by importANT on May 1, 2020 4:23:41 GMT
Ah, just got a glimpse at the main event, before the show ended :P I'll edit this Post with a full review once I get the chance to watch it all.
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Post by turrible666 on May 1, 2020 4:31:44 GMT
In a night rife with technical difficulties, misspelled promos, poor decisions, and a glitch that turned a guy into a goddamn Cronenberg for a minute, quick 'n dirty results for SHELTER IN PLACE TOUR #3:
0. Business Clown d. Ivan Grozny Jr. 1. Rodimus Primo d. Tupac Machine (accidentally switched the brackets here, but none of the wrestlers complained, so we're going with it) 2. Zelda Lucabrasi d. Stormy Knight, Jezebel Grim (CRITICAL!), Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti, & Taco Belle 3. Uno Muerte d. Froggy Terry 4. Ross Coke and Manchoma The Randy Savage BOTH no-showed, so Crash Ferrari d. PARTY TIGER (another CRITICAL!), explanation forthcoming, hopefully 5. Zelda Lucabrasi d. Pam From Human Resources 6. Billy Wayne Humble d. Tyrannosaurus Plex (yet another CRITICAL! but T-Plex got up and kept fighting)
7. The Korn Demon d. Screaming Rage Man (not a CRITICAL! but knocked the hell out by a giant explosion) in an exploding-ass ring match to become the NEWWWWWWW No Police Involvement Champion
EDIT: It's been rough lately
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Post by jimofmanynames on May 2, 2020 0:45:34 GMT
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