Post by turrible666 on Aug 5, 2018 22:22:15 GMT
Coming to you LIVE* from the Vito Genovese Memorial Action Barn and Bingo Complex, the Superstars** of STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling! Returning to action after a five-year legal battle over ownership of the trademarks and the wrestling ring itself, we're back and better than ever!*** Voted one of the Top Five**** Wrestling Promotions in the Tri-State Area every year from 1997 to 2011! The commissioner is finally out of jail, and we've almost saved up enough money to get the title belts back from the pawn shop! We got the wasps out of the concession stand! No police involvement!
*on a seventeen-day tape delay
**STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling, LLC and Ruggle Bodybags, Inc. make no legal guarantee of the actual super-stardom of any parties employed therein.
***Use of the phrase "better than ever" is not legally-binding
****The are six wrestling promotions in the Tri-State Area
For real though, I get bored and make a lot of really, really stupid wrestlers for this thing, and I decided to throw them all into an imaginary fed that's kind of like a sleazy 1990s regional indy, staffed entirely by wrestlers that resemble rejected Venture Bros./Tick characters. I think I've got a little over thirty dudes made, (no women's division so far, but I really need to do that eventually) and they're all up on the Steam Workshop here, but I'm just going to add new/recent ones to this thread, plus older ones that I've tweaked into something that feels at least close to finished, as I get around to them. (They all work reasonably well, but I did the "parameters as RPG stats, rather than programming" thing a lot early on, and made some unintentional hosses out of lower card guys) I've got entrance themes for everybody, but I'm not going to link that page here, because 45-second clipped-down versions of songs I don't own is still probably not a legal link to post. Either way, expect this to get real dumb, real fast.