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Post by turrible666 on Dec 25, 2020 4:34:08 GMT
QUICK N DIRTY RESULTS~!
1. Gunnar Van Heusen defeated Business Clown 2. Sweet Brown Sugar Disco Dynamite Mama Fox defeated Junior Grim 3. Humble Ministries defeated The Rockin' Rocksmen in an accidental elimination tag match 4. Tyrannosaurus Plex squashed Bolphunga Slopsley 5. Pam From Human Resources defeated Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti 6. Zippity Duda defeated Tupac Machine 7. Jezebel Grim & Toshiyo Nakano defeated Velveeta Dream & Soccer Ninja 8. CANNONBALLS! defeated Mayonnaise Boy 9. Screaming Rage Man defeated Big Dick Fuchs in a street fight 10. The Outside Agitators defeated The Turd Experience 11. Nasty Dick Bacteria defeated El Choppo
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 26, 2020 4:04:47 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 31, 2020 19:32:08 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 7, 2021 5:52:56 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 10, 2021 4:21:57 GMT
I was gonna do the official planned show with PRODUCTION VALUES~ and whatnot tonight, but real life left me doing other stuff until it got late. So hopefully, that'll happen tomorrow, hopefully around 8-9ish PM, Central time. In the meantime, what we need now in these trying times is somewhere between 30-120 minutes of RANDOM UNPLANNED HOOOOUSE SHOOOOWWWWW
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 10, 2021 6:18:06 GMT
RESULTS~! on a night of INJURIES~! and a couple of DEBUTS~!
1. Doodlebug & Strauss defeated the Harbingers (wherein I forgot to turn cut play on, and it sucked so bad)
2. Soccer Ninja defeated Carrie Shipley (CRITICAL! -pretty obviously a concussion) 3. Jackson Victory defeated Agent Fang (despite heavy interference) 4. Tucker Schertz defeated Gummo Nakamura (TKO - possible concussion) 5. Kaz Maeda defeated William Nilly 6. The Turd Boyz defeated The Masked Instigators (New look for the team formerly known as The Masked Turds/Turd Experience, with new manager First Class Johnny San Diego) 7. Stormy Knight defeated Toshiyo Nakano (CRITICAL! - possible broken arm) 8. Screaming Rage Man defeated Pitbull Van Scorpio (Somehow CRITICALED! twice with the same move, PVS stretchered out with neck injury, but has feeling/movement in all extremities) 9. Manchoma the Randy Savage defeated Big Baby Lucifer by countout
10. Hapsburg Raytheon VI defeated Marioluigi Lucabrasi 11. Tyrannosaurus Plex defeated Reverend Freakout (CRITICAL! - neck injury, but Freakout left the arena under his own power)
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 15, 2021 1:37:18 GMT
INJURIES! ACCUSATIONS OF INBREEDING! CANCER SCARES! WRESTLING!
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 15, 2021 1:56:56 GMT
Additionally, here is the suddenly-horrifying updated injury report:
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 17, 2021 1:56:56 GMT
Hello, friends. Probably going live sometime around 8:30ish, central time, although I might start with a few "dark match" type situations earlier, who knows
Perhaps you might join me over at www.twitch.tv/turrible666 and see what easily-avoidable technical screw-ups there might be this time! (SPOILER: I pre-recorded a couple of promos, and there are definitely a few major and embarrassing typos in there, and I didn't feel like rewriting the entire script) |
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 17, 2021 4:13:16 GMT
QUICK 'N DIRTY RESULTS FOR COOL ZONE TOUR #3 DARK MATCHES
1. Morbid Manuel d. Secret Pete (CRITICAL!) 2. Velveeta Dream d. Zelda Lucabrasi MAIN CARD 1. TIGER & Pam d. YLG & Crawdad (kayfabe-breakery: This ended with the result I least wanted to happen as far as storyline considerations, but the RNG is a fickle mistress) 2. Humble d. Hogarth with lots of interference 3. Becky d. Donita 4. Agitators d. TSOL MEANWHILE: Ross Coke slips in the bathroom and fudges up his eyeball, jeopardizing his match) (COMMERCIAL BREAK)
5. Tony Unity d. Lil' Chucky Unity to retain the o Police Involvement Title 6. Ace & El Hijo Del BBM d. Prez Evil & Agent 35 in complete MAYHAM, including the return of Big Bird Machine 7. Jimmy d. Froggy Terry to retain the cruiserweight title (kayfabe-breakery: a weeeeeird match, due to shitty edit-making on my part) Ross Coke announces that he hasn't been medically cleared, but that he found a decent substitution
8. Ricky Coke d. Crash Ferrari
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 19, 2021 1:59:59 GMT
A NIGHT OF MAJOR RETURNS, STOLEN VICTORIES, FAMILIES TORN APART BY VIOLENCE, FUDGED-UP EYEBALLS, AND MOIST, WET COLOR. BE THERE!
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 19, 2021 2:08:49 GMT
(So hey, if you just clicked that link within the last few minutes, click it again, because there was a whole other thing I had forgotten to add at the end. Thank you for your patience in these trying times.)
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 21, 2021 1:27:06 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 24, 2021 2:37:29 GMT
The card for the new stop on the tour, a new venue opens, and the local weather in STRUGGLE SESSION #7!
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 25, 2021 3:00:23 GMT
Perhaps you might enjoy an unplanned house show of wrestling type matches starting momentarily maybe I dunno okay bye. www.twitch.tv/turrible666
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