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Post by turrible666 on Nov 29, 2020 2:32:41 GMT
STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling THE COOL ZONE #2 card has been finalized:
More details HERE. This is a very professional operation, so I don't know when it'll happen. Possibly tomorrow night, if the Bears get down by 40 and make me turn the game off in disgust at a reasonable hour. More than likely next weekend, though. Kinda dpends on whether or not I feel like recording an interview segment, or just typing up some stuff in the show recap. PRODUCTION VALUES! In other news, I might start doing entirely-unplanned "house show" streams again soon, if for no other reason than to figure out where the roster stands for future title considerations without having 28-match cards. I'll let y'all know when they happen. |
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 5, 2020 16:29:40 GMT
Unless something unforseen happens, going live in about 30 minutes. (as in around 11:00Am, US Central time) It's gonna have TWO battles royal, and that means it's gonna SUUUUUCK ASSSSSS. www.twitch.tv/turrible666 |
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 5, 2020 19:06:13 GMT
Quick 'n dirty results for COOL ZONE #2 1. Jezebel Grim and Toshiyo Nakano beat Lorelei and Junior Grim to enter the WILD CARD CHALLENGE and win five whole dollars. 2. T-Plex squashed Dick Smales 3. WILD CARD CHALLENGE #1 - El Grande Chungus defeated 12 others to give BIG BOI SEASON the #8 seed in the tournament 4. Taco Belle defeated Zelda Lucabrasi 5. Froggy Terry defeated Radical Jeremy 6. WILD CARD CHALLENGE #2 - Buff Orpington defeated 12 others to give the Fighting Cocks the #7 seed
7. Tucker Schertz defeated Marioluigi Lucabrasi 8. OPEN CHALLENGE FOR THE NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT TITLE: Tony Unity (c) defeated Uncle Smelly 9. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE: Immortan Jimmy defeated Rodimus Primo to become the NEEEWWWWW Tri-State world Cruiserweight champion - Primo was CRITICALED toward the end of the match, but kept fighting. His current status is unknown.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 6, 2020 3:19:20 GMT
OLD SCHOOL UNPLANNED HOUSE SHOW - Gonna stream some matches until I get sleepy, so maybe for an hour or so, because I'm old and tire easily. If something stupid happens (usually related to edits being unfinished for a post-movecraft world) I'll just pretend they didn't happen when it's time to recap. www.twitch.tv/turrible666 |
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 6, 2020 4:58:55 GMT
RESULTS!
1. Velveeta Dream defeated Soccer Ninja in the main roster debut for both and Dream's debut, period
2. Hogarth the Unyielding defeated big Dick Fuchs in a HOSS FIGHT
3. Trondheim Troy squashed Zippity Duda, then just kept stabbing him, and it was fucked.
4. Doctor Reverend Billy Wayne Humble defeated Parking Lot Duval with a shitload of interference from his Ministry. 5. Toxic Walt and Kaz Maeda went to a time limit draw that no one saw coming.
6. Pitbull Van Scorpio and Agent 35 also went to a time limit draw in a hardcore bloodbath. 7. Yumiko La Grange squashed The Phantom Rocker, but at least never stabbed her.
8. Hapsburg Raytheon VI defeated Manchoma the Randy Savage, and is officially "for real."
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 6, 2020 22:28:55 GMT
I'll fully flesh out the details sometime after I get the last two show recaps done, but COOL ZONE #3 is going to be a big one: THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 2020 SUPER-SPECIAL Basically, against our better judgment, the whole damn tag tournament is going to be a one-night affair, and while there is only one other match set so far, it's a big one. Extremely tentative card is as follows:
1. #1 Bad Religion vs. #8 BIG BOI SEASON 2. #2 Team Twizzy vs. #7 The Fighting Cocks 3. #3 Secret Evil Service Elite vs. #6 The 46 Defenders 4. #4 Reverse Racism vs. #5 The Turd Experience 5. winner of match 1 vs. winner of match 3 6. winner of match 2 vs. winner of match 4 7. El Hijo Del big Bird Machine vs. President Evil 8. Tournament Final, winner of match 6 vs. winner of match 7 for the STRUGGLE Pro Tri-State World Tag Team Championship
Hopefully, this can happen next weekend, but I work slow, so who knows? Also, might add another singles match or two, but tags tend to run long, so maybe not.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 7, 2020 6:05:15 GMT
REPTILIAN WARNINGS! DORITOS! MULTIPLE BATTLES ROYAL! SHOOT NAMES ARE UTTERED! STAPLE GUN MAYHEM! BE THERE!
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 7, 2020 18:17:45 GMT
Not as much storyline/championship implication, but honestly, this was probably the way better show, as far as match quality. HOSS FIGHTS! BLOODBATHS! SQUASHES AGAINST NON-JOBBER OPPONENTS! FASHION CRITIQUE! YEAH!
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 14, 2020 3:11:41 GMT
THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 2020 CARD POSTED - It's literally just the tournament seeding, plus Evil vs. Hijo, but there's a couple promos, plus EXPERT ANALYSIS! Still have some production values type stuff to do, but it'll almost 100% definitely happen next weekend, either at the usual Saturday noonish time, when no one is free to watch it, but is super-convenient for me, or the Saturday 9PM-ish time, when it's less convenient for me, but might get more than 2 viewers. Eh, what can ya do? Also, I *might* do another random House Show stream here in a little while, but maybe not? I'll let you know.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 20, 2020 1:37:51 GMT
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 20, 2020 4:23:03 GMT
Quick 'N Extremely Dirty results for THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 2020 - literally the worst show I've ever done, and if I was less lazy, I'd just forget it happened and redo it.
1. Big Baby Lucifer and Reverend Freakout fought to a time limit draw 2. BIG BOI SEASON defeated Bad Religion (holy shit) 3. Team Twizzy defeated The fighting Cocks 4A. The Secret Evil Service Elite and the 46 Defenders fought to a time limit draw - by rule the two teams then each select a champion to fight in a singles match to advance 4B. Agent Fang and Neal Grabowski went to a double countout draw - by rule, both teams are eliminated, and BIG BOI SEASON advances to the final 5. Reverse Racism defeated the Turd Experience 6. Team Twizzy defeated Reverse Racism (commercial break, followed by an attempt at Match #7 where I forgot to unmute the sound, and then it glitched like crazy, and subsequently WAS ERASED FROM CANON) 7. President Evil defeated El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine in a shockingly uneventful match, where I'm going to have to write in the eventful parts later, because of the stupid game blowing up when I tried to do... things) 8. BIG BOI SEASON and Team Twizzy fought to A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS TIME LIMIT DRAW AAAARRRRGGHHHHH 8B. BIG TREAT BOY squashed Cobra Nightraven to make BIG BOI SEASON the *new* Tri-State World Tag Team champions, in a stupid singles match
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 21, 2020 22:47:47 GMT
TIME LIMIT DRAWS! A NEW CHAMPION IS CROWNED! TIME LIMIT DRAWS! THE PART WHERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RAN IN THAT I HAD TO JUST WRITE ABOUT AND FAKE A SCREENSHOT OF, BECAUSE THE GAME GLITCHED ALL TO HELL WHEN I TRIED TO MANUALLY TRIGGER INTERFERENCE! A FUCKING DOUBLE COUNTOUT! TIIIIME LIMIT DRAAAAAAWWWWS!
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 22, 2020 1:01:01 GMT
That magic moment when I realize the show report literally just says "words" under a match, where I forgot to go back and type anything, and yet I feel like leaving it as it is, in the name of integrity.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 22, 2020 2:55:59 GMT
Because these posts come in bursts, a tentative COOL ZONE #3 card, with explanation coming eventually, because God knows these need to be explained. Lotta grudge matches though. (Like 2 or 3 I think)
1. Yumiko La Grange & Crawdad Hoshino vs. PARTY TIGER & Pam From Human Resources
2. Hogarth the Unyielding vs. Doctor Reverend Billy Wayne Humble
3. Donita Zapata vs. Becky (with the awful hair)
4. The Outside Agitators vs. The True Sons of Liberty
5. NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT CHAMPIONSHIP OPEN CHALLENGE- Tony Unity vs. ?
6. Ace La Grange & El Hijo Del Big Bird Machine vs. President Evil & Agent 35
7. CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - Immortan Jimmy vs. Froggy Terry
8. Ross Coke vs. Crash Ferrari (the final attempt)
Plus possibly a Dojo dark match or two, if I get an early start
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 25, 2020 2:14:21 GMT
Starting sometime in the next few minutes, perhaps an hour or so of random, unannounced, unplanned streaming, the way they do in old country?
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