Ripley
Steel Johnson
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Post by Ripley on Mar 31, 2019 2:42:29 GMT
INT. A DRESSING ROOM. ELLA-MAE CARTER STANDS ALONGSIDE HER LEGENDARY FATHER, JEFFERSON. (Please use this for her theme.)
ELLA-MAE CARTER:
All Ah've been hearin' for the past few days is a rumblin' 'bout some "purple coat." 'Bout some oiled up playboy beatin' anyone and everyone who challenges 'im. And here I was thinkin' "Well, ain't that just like a man not to be able to get things done! So enter the women, and finally, we've got a new jacket-wearer! Congratulations, Megastar! Proof is in the puddin': never trust a man to do a woman's job.
Problem is: it took two women to beat that playboy. Whilst Ah was over here, all woman, all power, all grace, and Ah coulda EASILY beaten that man with a hand behind tied behind mah back.
That's 'sides the point, now, though. That purple jacket belongs on the back of the Lone Star Ace, Ella-Mae Carter!
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Post by amsterDAN on Mar 31, 2019 3:26:11 GMT
Ella-Mae wants in on this sweet action. I FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE.Will Megastar prove to simply be a flash in the pan or will she continue to shine brightly in LUXURIOUS PURPS? She faces a formidable foe in her first defense of the jacket, and I for one can't wait to see which way this one goes. Ella-Mae Carter
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MEGASTAR
is tomorrow! You were too slow on the draw. You'll need to wait til next time. For the time being, challenges are... |
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Post by Love Wilcox on Mar 31, 2019 9:35:47 GMT
Oh my gosh!
The whole Bison/Megastar saga was entertaining as hell! I don’t mod myself because my laptop is a potato, so I was seeing some of those mods for the first time and I loved them. The interference when the ref was down, the taunting on the apron and the Critical! from the barbed wire bat was all just lovely stuff.
The match vs Megastar was also very good and even though Bison was unlucky in the end I feel like these two bouts really allowed her to not only look strong but to get her personality over at the same time.
:)
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Post by amsterDAN on Mar 31, 2019 13:29:28 GMT
Oh my gosh!
The whole Bison/Megastar saga was entertaining as hell! I don’t mod myself because my laptop is a potato, so I was seeing some of those mods for the first time and I loved them. The interference when the ref was down, the taunting on the apron and the Critical! from the barbed wire bat was all just lovely stuff.
The match vs Megastar was also very good and even though Bison was unlucky in the end I feel like these two bouts really allowed her to not only look strong but to get her personality over at the same time.
:)
Bison looked great out there! She was undoubtedly the MVP of the handicap tag, what with her weaponry; I loved how she saved Megastar from getting heaved onto the marble floor and then just sorta hunted down Bradley as he tried to hide behind his old lady and find a weapon himself. So awesome. Also, I love that double middle fingers to leaping cutter spot she does, seriously great. I guess you gotta wait at least one episode, but I hope you throw someone else of yours in the mix soon because your first entrant was a smash hit, quite literally!
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Post by amsterDAN on Mar 31, 2019 21:59:33 GMT
RESULTElla-Mae Carter defeats Megastar via KO
14:09
91%YOUR WINNER...
AND THE SECOND NEW JACKET OWNER IN AS MANY DAYS...
ELLA-MAE CARTER! My god. Megastar seemed to have Ella-Mae on the ropes for much of the match and it looked like she really had the match in hand after a spectacular outside dive at the 6:00 minute mark, but Ella-Mae just kept fighting and ultimately used her major size advantage to absolutely obliterate Megastar with one of the nastier powerbombs ever witnessed within the confines of a squared circle. Although her run with the jacket was a short one, Megastar has much to be proud of as she was involved in some of the LPJ's most exciting moments to date, and made history as our first female champion. However, it's time to hand that jacket over. Ella-Mae's name has been added to The Purple Pantheon of Champions.
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Ripley
Steel Johnson
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Post by Ripley on Apr 1, 2019 16:17:10 GMT
INT., DRESSING ROOM. ELLA-MAE CARTER IS SITTING, SUCKING IN AIR, ICEPACK ON HER SHOULDER.CARTER:
Well, don't ever say Megastar didn't live up to her name tonight. Whoooooo-weeeeee. She had yours truly on the ropes for most'a that match. That dive. That big ol' Powerbomb. And I ain't twig, either. I'm a big-boned girl, so gettin' me up on yer shoulders is quite the feat! Took everythin' Ah had to kick outta them maneuvers. But daddeh taught me well and kept me tough. He taught me to be adaptable. So when that leg work, when that Texas Clover Leaf weren't workin', Ah had to improvise. Ah had to, unfortunately, dump Megastar on her neck. No hard feelin's, yeah? Ah'm out here to offer my hand, congratulate you on one helluva match, Megastar. And Ah'd be honoured to take ya on another day in the squared circle when yer neck's better.
For now, though: whoever's next: ya've seen what Ah can do. Ah can wear ya down, I can break ya in half, and this Texas girl looks DAMNED fine in purple.
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Apr 1, 2019 16:44:42 GMT
Brick
Entering the lounge, a gigantic 7 foot man waltzes up, orders a beer, and looks around. Gnawing on a wad of tobacco, he turns a spits directly on the floor... "What's this bout some jacket? Huh. That ain't gonna fit me. Bet I could cut it up, use it to wash ma truck. Sign me up." |
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 1, 2019 20:25:02 GMT
You guys were like sixty seconds away from me submitting one of my own notoriously super-cement edits, but Lefty swooped in to save the day. BRICK IS IN THE BUILDING AND HE'S HOCKING LOOGIES ON OUR FINE MARBLE FLOORS. This Montana native is known as the workhorse of Warrior Pro, and if there's one thing we know for certain it's that the brand spankin' new purple jacket champ Ella-Mae Carter is in for one hell of a fight tonight! THIS RECEIVES MY DISTINGUISHED SEAL OF APPROVAL.Here's an (in)appropriate song to acknowledge our new challenger's arrival:
And yes, it is unfortunately once again time to tell you all that challenges are... |
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 1, 2019 23:25:48 GMT
WARRIOR PRO'SBRICKaccompanied to the ring by Roy Carter (no relation to the champion... we think)VSThe Reigning Jacketholder in Her First DefenseELLA-MAE CARTER RESULTBrick defeats Ella-Mae Carter with a little help from Roy
10:33
65%Your winner, and our new jacketman...
BRICK. THAT LOUSY BASTARD. Boy oh boy, that Roy Carter is turning out to be a nasty piece of work. Brick seemed to be handling Ella-Mae just fine, but that didn't prevent Roy from running in and tipping the scales decisively in his guy's favor while the referee was down after being bumped by Brick, which looked rather intentional. For the third consecutive night, we have a new purple jacket champion! This is starting to get out of hand, but I have this sneaking suspicion that Brick might be able to hold on to that jacket for at least a few defenses. He a big boy.
It's everyone's favorite time of day, that glorious hour in which challenges are once again... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 2, 2019 0:06:48 GMT
A Message from Mr. Moonsault
Mr. Moonsault: Ok, I'll just be honest here. I'm bored as hell. Zion's eliminated from the Tournament, my Bulls officially suck, I don't have any title to defend in Wacker Drive. I'm spending too much time watching old Dr. J videos and messing around on Instagram. So I see there's an open challenge. And a big nice purple jacket. And an even bigger opponent. You know, they say the bigger they are, the harder they fall. But I'm graceful as a cat. I got flips for days. So Brick, you can do your thing, and I'll do mine. But I'll warn you, when I'm fighting someone my own size, I don't take it easy. Just bring that Purple Jacket right on over, and maybe I'll be trying it on after it's all said and done.
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Post by Zealot on Apr 2, 2019 0:39:57 GMT
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Steel Johnson
Snackdown
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Post by aroo on Apr 2, 2019 1:45:12 GMT
smh brike booking himself to going over
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 2, 2019 2:57:25 GMT
Just as I was coming to terms with the idea of a long reign by Brick, Mr. Moonsault came out of the woodwork and it looks like he's fixing to wear a purple jacket by the end of the day tomorrow. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.Will the DePaul dropout make our current champion hit the bricks, or will Brick stick his big dumb thumb into Mr. Moonsault's neck like he did Ella-Mae and use the backflipping basketballer's lungs like a whoopee cushion? TOMORROW NIGHT
Mr. MOONSAULT
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BRICK
Here's another highly topical song to set the mood because why the hell not:
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 2, 2019 3:55:28 GMT
Dudes, I got a wild hair up my ass. Tomorrow is Tuesday, but Tuesday is my Friday, so to celebrate Tuesday being Friday I'm calling tomorrow TWO-FER TUESDAY where we party like it's Friday... but on Tuesday. I'm feeling frisky. I want to run two matches tomorrow. The main event will of course be our PURPLE JACKET match between Wacker Drive Revival's very own Mr. Moonsault and the defending champion, Warrior Pro's workhorse BRICK. But there will be another match as well. I NEED A TAG TEAM.
JUST ONE TAG TEAM.
BECAUSE I WILL BE PROVIDING THE OTHER TEAM.
It's my show so I can do whatever I want, remember?
So who is my team gonna be? IT'S A SURPRISE.
(because i haven't decided yet) LUXURIOUS PURPS is going to host it's very first good old-fashioned 2-on-2 brouhaha. I will determine some sort of arbitrary prize for the winning team to display proudly from their mantelpiece. I don't reckon that I'll keep any continuously rolling tag team title going in LPJ, but every so often I'd like to throw some match type other than straight singles out there, so let's just get that tradition started right now. WHO AMONG YE GOTS A TAG TEAM FOR ME? |
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Post by aroo on Apr 2, 2019 6:43:35 GMT
A message from El Menton and Root of the Problem El Menton: Ya know...
Root of the Problem: Yeah, Menton?
Menton: I've been wonderin bout somethin?
Problem: ...
Menton: Something about your...waist
Problem: Is this another joke about my weight?
Menton: What? Nah, man, just somethin' missin' from ya.
Problem: You sayin' I should bulk up some more?
Menton: Nah man, its not about your size. Its about your belt...or lack thereof.
Problem: You mean a title?
Menton: Yeah, now we're talkin'. Ya see, you haven't exactly won anything yet.
Problem: And? You haven't won a belt yet yourself.
Menton: You ribbin me, man? Star of the Jar? Remember how I won that? Figure you need something round your waist yourself!
So, there's this thing going around where you, like, issue open challenges to win a Purple Jacket against the best of the best.
Problem: But...isn't that a singles thing?
Menton: Well, yea, but nah, man. See, they have an open challenge for a tag match, and I figure we could get ourselves a match at there.
Problem: I don't understand. It says that there's not going to be a tag belt.
Menton: Yea, but we could get our names out there! Maybe we'll win this, get ourselves a foot in the door, maybe we can both get purple jackets to match our attires! You in, man?
Problem: Heh, sounds like fun. I'll get that jacket before you, Menton!
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