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Post by turrible666 on Nov 24, 2018 18:16:30 GMT
Another big update, as STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling and the Tri-State Area Department of Corrections have announced the SLAMMED STRAIGHT! Program.
The program aims to let inmates achieve rehabilitation through the structured, disciplined, and wholesome environment of regional independent professional wrestling. If the participants stay reasonably well-behaved and do well in their matches, they stand to have years shaved off their sentences, or may possibly even receive a full pardon. And these things are definitely going to happen, because this program was absolutely not built on lies as part of a massive gambling conspiracy. Obviously.
Group Entrance Theme: (use the ModPack) "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy
 (Now that we can do that again, #3 works as entrance attire for all the others - and for the record, all three have been issued actual wrestling tights, (attire #4) but generally never use it unless ordered to)
 Renamed Moves: Destino, Kokeshi, Weapon Attack
Alignment: Heel
Hometown: Attica, NY
Bio: True to her name, LeAnne Crimes is pretty much a absolute scoundrel. Some of her past offenses include aggravated assault & battery, grand larceny, arson, littering, grand theft auto, public urination, indecent exposure, breaking and entering, and rollerblading without a helmet. She's got some real "I looked in Michael Meyers's eyes and all I saw was evil" stuff going on, except she hasn't murdered anyone yet. But for some reason, they keep letting her out of prison, which annoys her greatly, because she's much more comfortable on the inside, enjoying the steady routine of prison life and having earned the respect of her peers there. So now, she's hatched a wild scheme to increase her sentence by entering the SLAMMED STRAIGHT! wrestling rehabilitation program and intentionally brutalizing her opponents in the hopes of shocking the parole board into locking her up long-term. This will more than likely backfire.
Strengths: Probably the best pure wrestler of the three, augmented by the disregard for human life of a full-time deathmatch competitor.
Weaknesses: Constantly gets disqualified, and since she's trying to do more time, that's by design.
Entrance Theme: "My Way" by Body Count, featuring Raw Breed
VH1 Behind the Music: Noticed while making this one, that some of the new Tanahashi parts are insanely useful for tattoos, and her prison duds looks different from the two dudes, because jeans were the only pants parts that fit women right.
Renamed Moves: Banks Statement, Sister Abigail, corner brainbuster
Hometown: Folsom, TX
Bio: Rob Banks was a career petty criminal, who typically managed to avoid major felonies and serious prison time. Until one fateful day, when his roommate just would not stop telling "hey man, your name iss Rob Banks, maybe youy should rob a bank" over and over, like it was the funniest thing ever that he hadn't heard every day of his life. So something inside him finally snapped, and he straight-up stabbed the dude in the eyeball. It was gross. His lawyer tried to mount a temporary insanity defense, but it was just too hard for a jury to get over the testimony of a dude whose eyeball had been so fully stabbed. So now, he's in the big house, but seeks to get out early, using the new SLAMMED STRAIGHT! wrestling rehabilitation program.
Strengths: Skilled all-around wrestler, especially by the standards of someone who's been doing it for like three days. Also uses dirty tactics, but usually not dirty enough to draw a DQ.
Weaknesses: Another guy on the low end of the heavyweight scale, and STRUGGLE has a surprisingly large number of hosses on the active roster.
Entrance Theme: "Money in the Bag" by Honkeyball
VH1 Behind the Music: I originally called him "Robin Banks," and I probably should've kept it that way.
 Renamed Moves: Musou, Spirit Punch Rush, Small Package Bomb
Hometown: Parchman, MS
Bio: The man now known as Felony Tax Evasion McGee has been struggling with addiction for years. It all began when he neglected to file the capital gains tax when he sold his first house, and from that point on, he has been hopelessly addicted to not paying taxes for anything. For years, he made a living running an Ebay store, selling loose cigarettes and charging customers 10% sales tax and neglecting o notify the local Chamber of Commerce. It all came crashing down when he decided to go for the Big Dirty, and attempted to claim the entire 53-man roster of the 2013 New Orleans Saints as dependents on his income tax return, but an ill-timed audit finally landed him in prison. Now, he seeks to take advantage of the SLAMMED STRAIGHT! rehabilitation program, which is a joint project of the Tri-State Area Department of Corrections and STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling, so that he can end his sentence early and return to his one true love, which is not paying taxes.
Strengths: Powerful brawler who almost works a hybrid wrestling/boxing style.
Weaknesses: Lifelong smoking habit often leaves him gasping for air at inopportune times.
Entrance Theme: "Me and the I.R.S." by Johnny Paycheck
VH1 Behind the Music: I legit giggled when I came up with this guy's name, because I'm super-dumb. Also, he was originally named Gary Larceny, and I might reuse that someday.
 L-R: Standard corrections officer, C.O. with jacket, wrestling attire, OH SWEET JESUS
 Renamed Moves: Taichi-Style Final Bomb, STO Bomber, Mandible Claw, Hi-Jack Backbreaker, Lip Lock
Hometown: Fürstenberg, Germany
Bio: Warden Brunhilde, "The She-Wolf of the T.S.A.D.O.C." spends her days surrounded by murderers, yet is the most feared individual inside the prison walls. Known for her sadistic and brutal treatment of the prisoners, it's long been suspected that rather than having any interest in punishment or rehabilitation, she simply enjoys hurting people, and became a corrections officer to be able to get away with it. When the SLAMMED STRAIGHT! wrestling rehabilitation program was announced, the T.S.A.D.O.C. put her in charge of the participants, both because they knew the prisoner/wrestlers would be too scared to misbehave, and because they wanted to give everybody on the inside a break from getting beaten up and cavity-searched all the time. While she mostly functions as in a manger/second role, it is not unheard of for her to step inside the ropes as a wrestler, usually with horrifying consequences for her opponents.
Strengths: Huge, powerful, and utterly merciless.
Weaknesses: No known weaknesses.
Entrance Theme: "Ich u Der Weh" by Rammstein
Vh1 Behind the Music: I had way to much fun making this one, which probably speaks very poorly of me as a human being.
PERSONAL NOTE: I keep finding typos all over this thing, and I have now determined that there are too many for any one person to fix. I blame the keyboard.
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 25, 2018 20:01:08 GMT
Putting this here, because it didn't really fit as a "Crazy Moment" or whatever, but I am having way too much fun with the interview mod, you guys.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 4, 2018 2:03:46 GMT
 (and yes, #4 is - you guessed it - casual Zubaz) Renamed Moves: Corkscrew Shooting Star Press, Wheelbarrow Driver Alignment: Face Hometown: Nuevo Laredo, MX Bio: When he was a young child, the luchador now known as Uno Muerte was utterly freaked out by the knowledge that everyone eventually dies. I don't know why someone would drop something that heavy on a toddler, but his uncle was a heavy drinker and kinda messed-up in the head, so hey, it is what it is. Anyway, as he grew up watching wrestling like all little kids did, his mind zeroed in on the announcers referring to wrestlers performing "death-defying" aerial moves, and he decided that was the secret. All he had to do was become a wrestler, jump off of things, and do crazy flips, and it would give him the power to defy death. Of course, as he got older and learned about figures of speech, he figured out that this was the absolute worst way to stave off the inevitable, but by then, he had already decided to become a wrestler when he grew up, and he had spent too much time practicing on the family trampoline to try and start building a Greco-Roman base. Now, he's an exciting and popular performer, known for his impressive array of aerial moves, even if he is on like three kinds of antidepressant. Strengths: He can do just like, so many flips, you guys. Weaknesses: Occasionally no-shows due to crippling fear of traffic accidents, plus an annoying habit of going "OH NOOO, THIS IS THE END!" at the slightest hint of the possibility of a neck injury
Entrance Theme: "I Know How to Die" by Motorhead
Vh1 Behind the Music: The original plan was for this to be a comedy jobber who came to the ring in all kinds of protective gear, like a motorcycle helmet over his mask and whatnot. Then, I started messing around with mask parts, ad the mask was too cool for a goofball edit, so that's where the "neurotic fear of death, even though he just can't help but flip off of stuff" thing started.  L-R: Luxury Lite, Smooth Menthol, Reds, Black and Mild  Renamed Moves: Swanton Bomb, H Edge, final rolling elbow, Dodonce's Throne Alignment: Heel Hometown: Richmond, VA Bio: Virginia Slams (probably not her legal name) is a corporately-sponsored wrestler, working for the Tri-State Area Tobacco Concern, allegedly for "community outreach." Of course, this is pretty much just code for "trying to get kids to think smoking is cool," and while her arrogance and rule-breaking does manage to put sort of an outlaw edge on it for the teens, they usually end up turned off by the effects of her own decade-plus, five-pack-a-day habit, which are quite... audible. Nevertheless, when she's not wheezing for breath, she's become quite a formidable competitor. Strengths: Surprisingly fast and agile for someone with a near-suicidal smoking habit
Weaknesses: Has about the lung capacity you'd expect out of someone with a near-suicidal smoking habit. Entrance Theme: "Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em" by Uncle Slam VH1 Behind the Music: This came from an idea I had (that I'll probably revisit someday) for a tag team called "The Special Interests," which would be bigass masked dudes named Big Oil and Big Tobacco. Tobacco had the joke going that he made wheezing and phlegm-hocking sounds, but his appearance sucked, and Big Oil had a cool appearance, but no personality, so they've been sitting unfinished for literally like a year now. Anyway, it hit me that Big Tobacco's smoker-cough voice would be way funnier coming from a woman, (think Dr. Girlfriend) so I loaded a lady edit up with Tomoaki Honma's "Chris Barnes drinking too much milk with a severe chest cold"-ass voice samples. This may be as close as I ever get to making another wrestler as annoying as Screaming Rage Man.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 9, 2018 1:14:51 GMT
Messing with green screen mods and video editors, as part of the gradual process of maybe someday doing the whole e-fed thing, possibly as soon as the year 2023, and I made this for some reason. Now, I share it with all of you.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 10, 2018 1:01:59 GMT
Just a heads-up to any of the three people who regularly download my crap, if you don't have the New Japan DLC, a lot of these are about to get some pretty massive updates that require those parts to work, so either get on that $20 bank heist action or just unsubscribe from anyone you don't want to lose access to. A lot of it is going to be under-the-hood moves and voices type stuff, but here's an example of a few that are getting NJPW-dependant appearance updates:
PARTY TIGER in particular got a big overhaul, as I opted against holiday-themed costumes for attires #2 and #3 and just went with a red/yellow TIGERMANIA #2 alternate and a black/purple/green #3 with black as the dominant color. For the record, Hoda Duda-Day won't use any NJPW parts for her appearance, but the original upload had a really small head for some reason, and I needed a 10th edit to make the image work right - also, I just noticed that I need to add the patterns to Ross Coke's kneepads, dammit.
Another big update is that now that I've got the longer names mod again, (and now that I know that unmodded games can still use edits with the extra-long names) Becky With the Awful Hair, Brain God the Calculation Master, and Manchoma the Randy Savage will get to use their full names while still having a separate nickname. Also, The Masked Rocker is getting changed to The Phantom Rocker, because it's just a better name.
Anyway, not sure when I'm going to do the mass-uploading of edit updates, but be prepared and/or indifferent.
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 22, 2018 15:48:02 GMT
 (L-R: Fully-trimmed, White Christmas, SANTA TIGER, Holiday Hangover)
Also, the process of seeing what post-2.0/NJPW parts would work with old edits, then looking at their CPU logic and yelling "THIS IS ALL SO MUCH GARBAGE, WHAT WAS I THINKING!?" and changing it all (so many edits with weirdly low Irish Whip logic and weirdly high headlock drag logic) proceeds apace, but none of them have been uploaded. Until then, go get that NJPW DLC, consider this a sneak preview of an updated PARTY TIGER, and then yell at me for whatever I probably broke in the process.
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Post by Zealot on Dec 22, 2018 18:31:10 GMT
Very festive!
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Post by turrible666 on Dec 30, 2018 16:43:34 GMT
Beginning the slow process of updating post-2.0/tag logic changes versions of existing edits. Surprisingly, there have been a few so far without any NJPW parts, (but those parts are so good, you guys) but from here on out, assume everyone has some, just to be safe. Honestly could've uploaded like 30 or more of these, but that last patch means I have to go through, one-by-one, and change everyone's tag logic. Oh well.
The basic changes everyone got include: - New tag logic to fit with the new methods.There have literally been a few that dropped from the 90s to the 30s.
- Throttled Flexibility way down, so everyone's not constantly Okite Yaburi-ing everyone all the time. - Fixes for some weird logic choices I had made. Irish whips were too low and headlock drags were too high, plus there were a few who would theoretically hit match-ending top-rope moves just constantly. - FIVE VOICES! - Took away signature submissions from most edits, because "...but what if I put them into a submission match?" was kind of dumb, and not everyone belongs in those. - Drastically lowered MMA attack parameters and dropped Entertainment to 1 for edits that's didn't have any entertainment moves.
Now, specific wrestlers: (and I'll probably just edit this post, so this won't keep getting bumped to the top every couple days)
BATCH ONE: Skip Legday - 178 pts., Fancy new tights with NJPW parts, primary finisher changed to The Gainmaker
President Evil - 222 pts., basic tweaks, pretty sure he's slightly more unstoppable now.
Ol' Hoss Gracie - 145 pts., basic tweaks
Ugly, Stupid Bob - 20 pts., basic tweaks
Rodimus Primo - 160 pts., basic tweaks
Hillbilly Grim - 124 pts., changed creepy mask entrance gear to "Jorts for the Swimmin' Hole" attire, a general nerfing, including getting rid of Giant return style, because he was just wrecking everyone.
Tupac Machine - 171 pts., fancy new mask!
Ricky Coke - 176, Major apparel overhaul. Noticed that he didn't have a pinning priority (for face-down opponents) after the 450 splash, but I still didn't add one, because Ricky is kind of an idiot.
Ross Coke - 165, Major apparel overhaul, slightly grounded his moveset, which is still excessive for a 300-pound, 40 year-old man.
There are more that are ready to go, but I'm trying to hit them in the order that they appear on my edit screen, so I can be sure to hit everybody. Old edits that haven't been mentioned in this thread will get fancy new entries, instead of just a list entry.
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 12, 2019 23:01:00 GMT
Two new guys, but first, UPDATES~! Screaming Rage Man - 192, basic tweaks Mayonnaise Boy - 102, same Captain STRUGGLE - 157, some moveset tweaks Big Bird Machine - 215, fancy new masks/all attires are just alternate masks now, slight nerfing by getting rid of Giant return skill and lowering his breathing, offset by moveset overhaul to get rid of low-affinity moves. Got rid of The Worm, since that's one of El Choppo's big moves Jackson Victory - 179, used Kenny Omega's hair to better simulate Jheri Curl, beefed up his stats and got rid of his submission signature Donita Zapata - 171, Appearance tweaks, including new hair, and a Courtney Love thing on the #3 attire, changed finisher to the Northern Lights Bomb and added One-Hit Finsher skill PARTY TIGER - 158, appearance overhaul, all the new moves and whatnot as seen on CHRISTMAS PARTY TIGER Cyberta - 151, appearance overhaul, including new hair (she uses the same face as Pam From Human Resources, and the shortish hair was way too similar) and alternate attires using Think Tank color schemes. The Phantom Rocker - 151, No longer called "The Masked Rocker" new poofy pink hair, #4 attire still doesn't look like leopard print, but it looks less like desert camo, at least. Got rid of Orienteering With Napalm Death, because it didn't fit the character, and I want to use it for somebody else I haven't made yet. Virginia Slams - 146, new hair, because I figured the "horrible ruined voice" joke works better if she seems to put more effort into her appearance.  Finisher: Styles Clash (I forgot to rename other moves, might change this later) Alignment: Heel Hometown: Money, MS Bio: Crash represents the future of professional wrestling. A heavyweight who can do the things a cruiserweight does, he's an exceptional athlete, and championship glory is surely in his future. The problem is that he's all too aware of all of these things, and it's made him a complete prick. He's cocky, arrogant, and condescending, and when crowds boo him, he doesn't care, because those people are beneath him, anyway. He is an absolutely insufferable piece of human garbage, and remains a top money draw, as long as people will pay to hopefully see him get beaten up. Sadly, it rarely seems to happen. Considers himself to be the leader of the new generation of post-bankruptcy/owner getting imprisoned STRUGGLE Pro superstars, and this pisses off Skip Legday, Big Dick Fuchs, and Hapsburg Raytheon VI a great deal, not to mention putting him in the sights of old-school top dog President Evil.
Strengths: The size of a low-end heavyweight and the athleticism of a cruiserweight, and the skill to use it.
Weaknesses: He seems to bring out extra effort in his opponents, due to how much they want to want to punch his stupid face in.
Entrance Theme: "Epic" by Faith No More
VH1 Behind the Music: This was inspired by the need for a modernized, AJ Styles-esque high flying heavyweight, plus if I ever actually do some e-fed stuff, most of my top heels are like 40 damn years old.  Finisher: (I forgot to rename his moves, too) Changing cross armbreaker (from guard position) Alignment: Face (although that's really hard for him sometimes)
Hometown: Oakland, CA Bio: A student of the legendary Tupac Machine, Black Panther Mask spreads his message of revolution against The Man via the truest of all art forms: professional wrestling. The only problem is that whenever he's telling a group of kids about Huey Newton or COINTELPRO, someone will inevitably yell "WAKANDA FOREVER!" or ask him how tall Michael B. Jordan is. This is a problem, because he aspires to be a fan favorite, but is just super-mad all the time, and gets stressed out by having to explain that the Black Panther Party had nothing to do with Marvel Comics. Strengths: Agile for a heavyweight and an expert in martial arts kicks and submissions.
Weaknesses: Has been rolled up from behind more than once while losing his cool and yelling "WAKANDA ISN'T REAL! READ A BOOK!" at a fan.
Entrance Theme: "Bring the Noise" by Public enemy (although "Fight the Power" would work way better; I just didn't have it on my hard drive)
Vh1 Behind the Music: I dunno, the idea of "what if Tiger Mask was a member of the Black Panther Party" just sounded fun at the time. Also, I've also got too many 40 year old good guys, so he's basically a beefed-up version of Tupac Machine, with the Kinsasha and whatnot. Also, Black Panther Mask and Crash Ferrari always seem to have good matches against each other, for the record.
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Post by turrible666 on Jan 22, 2019 0:29:05 GMT
Three updated edits, but two never got put on this page, so they get PROFILES~! But first, the previously-mentioned updated guy: Tyrannosaurus Plex - 202 pts., fixed some pretty crappy logic, where he'd absolutely destroy almost anyone (as designed, he's supposed to be a Lesnar-ish chaotic neutral monster) but then lose the match, because he only had a couple of pinning priorities, and one was after a throwing German that always ended with the opponent outside the ring. Oops. But now, the controversial (and somewhat cringe-worthy, even if their hearts are in the right place) tag team of REVERSE RACISM, The Inscrutable JEFF -https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1459453111 and O.G. Minh. - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1459453714 (L-R: Shadow Ninja, Imperialist Ninja, Jefferey Washington, NINJA NINJA)  Finisher: Bicycle Kick Alignment: Face
Hometown: The Land of the Rising Sun, Massachusetts Bio: Jeffery Washington was a promising young wrestler, a former mixed martial artist with a style that was an exciting mix of martial arts kicks and high-flying maneuvers, yet his career was going nowhere. Everywhere he went, all promoters wanted him to do was act out tired stereotypes of gangsters or rappers, or in the words of one promoter, "maybe you could breakdance and smile a lot and lose every match." (NOTE: for legal reasons, I am required to note that this was *probably* not disgraced/currently-incarcerated STRUGGLE founder Steven T. Ruggle) One fateful night, when he was finally on the verge of selling out his principles and adopting New Jack's gimmick, he met similarly-afflicted grappler Oliver Minh, and in a final act of defiance, the two swapped gear, with Minh becoming a gangster and Washington becoming a face-painted, mist-spitting 80s-era Asian wrestler stereotype, officially forming the tag team of Reverse Racism. The RRs have since become a dominant tag team, even if southern crowds are mostly just confused by them and they elicit an occasional cringe even from people who understand what they're going for. Strengths: Basically wrestles as a Great Muta clone, and Muta freakin' rules. Weaknesses: Sometimes accidentally swallows the DEADLY GREEN MIST, leaving his partner all alone, while he projectile-vomits under the ring.
Team Entrance Theme: A trap remix of the Mortal Kombat theme I found on YouTube that I can't seem to find right now.
VH1 Behind the Music: Going back to Manchoma the Randy Savage, I love taking those old stock wrestling gimmicks and screwing with them. I really need an evil Russian.  (#3 is ungimmicked Oliver Minh)  Finisher: Pheonixplex Alignment: Face Hometown: The Hardscrabble Streets of Portland, Oregon Bio: Oliver Gerald Minh was an All-American collegiate wrestler, and afterward, he decided to live the dream of becoming a pro wrestler. Even with such an athletic pedigree, he soon found that no matter how good he was, promoters were unwilling to book him on shows unless he adopted a small range of antiquated and offensive wrestling gimmicks. Everywhere he went, he faced the same questions: "So are you Chinese or Japanese?" "What do you mean you don't know kung fu?" "Can you people really spit green mist?" "Seriously though, are you Chinese or Japanese?" (NOTE: Again, the lawyers have informed me that I'm required to say that fewer than 75% of these statements came from STRUGGLE founder/convicted felon Steven T. Ruggle, who totally thought that girl was 18, for the record) One night, he decided to have one last match, shucking and jiving as a fake Great Kabuki, before early retirement. But a fateful meeting with fellow disgruntled stereotype-gimmicked wrestler Jefferey Washington resulted in the two swapping gimmicks, with the newly-christened "Inscrutable JEFF" and "O.G. Minh" forming the tag team of Reverse Racism. They've since become a dominant tag team, and relatively popular too, at least as long as they stick to the blue states. Strengths: Effective brawler with an outstanding amateur pedigree and suplex-machine-like tendencies
Weaknesses: Field of vision somewhat limited by menacing bandana
Vh1 Behind the Music: Decided to add an amateur background to this guy, to further justify why he'd be so pissed off at promoters wanting him to ninja it up all the time. Also, both Reverse Racism guys are perfectly capable singles wrestlers, hence no actual tag team finisher.  finisher: Paradise lock Alignment: Face Hometown: Tijuana, Mexico Bio: IT'S OFFICIALLY BIG BOY SEASON, as El Grande Chungus has finally arrived in the United States. The veteran luchador delights audiences and confounds opponents with his surprisingly agile offense, and may in fact be the most "surprisingly agile" wrestler around today, considering that he's almost completely round. Seriously, dude is like a human bowling ball, for real. For God's sake, his hair is even round. While normally a singles wrestler, often forms a tag team with the similarly-beloved BIG TREAT BOY.
Strengths: Flies around the ring with the grace of a cruiserweight, with the impact of someone who is clearly not a cruiserweight. Weaknesses: Baked goods. Entrance Theme: "Round Up" by Sam Spence
VH1 Behind the Music: I don't even know, man. For some reason, his matches almost always score 85 or above, so that's something.
And again, I'll probably never have the time/skill/not-being-lazy to make this a full-on e-fed, but I'm trying to do some stuff to more fully flesh out the sordid history of STRUGGLE Pro, so here's this, from shortly before everything started to unravel in 2007: |
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 3, 2019 2:57:53 GMT
Working on a few new edits to flesh out some of my heel factions, and they're not ready yet, but this test match was kinda fun, and I had recorded it for some reason, so here is this for your viewing pleasure, Check it out before Twitch mutes the entrance music:
It's David vs. Goliath, as Uno Muerte takes on the man who's either a science experiment gone terribly wrong or a science experiment gone extremely right, the nigh-insurmountable HUMUNGULUS. What was kinda wild to me was that in about five previous matches testing Mungo, he had just absolutely wrecked people in under ten minutes, with the crowd all groaning after every move, but this was a full-fledged battle right here.
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 5, 2019 0:04:30 GMT
 (Yup, casual Zubaz again)   Finisher: Tornado Slam Alignment: Heel Manager: Brain God, the Calculation Master
Hometown: Tampering in God's Domain Bio: The latest human experiment of the STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling Think Tank is a massive, inhuman monster, nearly seven feet and four hundred pounds of a man-beast of super-science gone wrong. Who is he? What is he? Was he Frankensteined together from the dismembered body parts of the evil dead? Was he a genetic experiment, splicing together the DNA of history's greatest hosses? Or was he just some big doofus that Brain God saw throwing a truck tire at a tree out behind the oil change place, and thought, "man, he'd be a real shitkicker if I got him on the gas"? I DON'T KNOW! Strengths: Strength, basically. So much strength. Weaknesses: Slow of foot and possibly slower of brain. Also, while he's a savage, bloodthirsty monster in the ring, he's actually somewhat of a gentle giant outside of it, and just kind of does as he's told. Humungulus is but a pawn in the game of life. Entrance Theme: "Bad Mongo" by Turbonegro VH1 Behind the Music: Off the top of my head, this is the only one of these with the Giant return skill, like I even took it away from Big Bird Machine, who's (allegedly) 500 pounds. As such, he fights well above his 163 edit points. Also, I uploaded four new edits and updated another, but I'll do profiles on the rest later, (tomorrow?) because real life.
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 7, 2019 2:01:24 GMT
Hey, listen. I've attempted to type up an introductory post for all the latest stuff I've uploaded, but I accidentally erased everything by hitting the back button last night and my computer did something stupid and I had to restart while doing all that tonight. So that's like... dozens of minutes of my life that I've lost to this one single message board post, and I'm tired and cranky, so just consider this a placeholder until I can do it up right, probably this weekend.
Hopefully, I can get the full-featured post done eventually, if I don't get hit by a meteor.
(*is instantly hit by meteor*)
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 9, 2019 21:30:05 GMT
Made loading screen type images for a couple of my edits, which is pointless, since I stream maybe twice a month at weird hours with no one watching, BUT I WAS BORED, and it was fun.
More coming eventually. My graphic design/Photoshop skills are some of the worst in the known internet, so I'm really glad that the Rage Man one actually turned out looking like I wanted it to.
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Post by turrible666 on Feb 10, 2019 18:28:43 GMT
Okay, after much ado, here are the new additions to my extremely plausible and realistic 1,283-person roster for a ramshackle regional indy, starting with the full staff of President Evil's Evil Administration, and THE SECRET EVIL SERVICE - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1645354559
Finisher: Giant Steel Knuckles
Alignment: Heel/The Evil Administration Hometown: Various Bio: Every good villain needs a faceless legion of expendable henchmen, and some day we might be able to afford a good villain. But until then, we've got President Evil, and he's got these guys. Not the most skilled wrestlers, but it seems like there are thousands of them, an they're everywhere. Actually, I'm pretty sure I backed over one in the parking lot the other day, but I suppose he'll never miss one or two.
Strengths: IT'S THE DAMN NUMBERS GAME, KING Weaknesses: Slow, weak, and generally bad at everything they do. It's almost enough to make you think that the Prez just shows up with a bunch of hoods and black suits in the trunk of his Cadillac and pays local jobbers $15 apiece to run interference for him. But c'mon, I'm sure it's a full time gig with benefits and everything. Entrance Theme: usually just whatever President Evil walks out to. (currently "Am I Evil" by Diamond Head) Vh1 Behind the Music: Shredder is nothing without his legions of foot soldiers, and Megatron could never breach the defenses of Autobot City without all those Insecticons. Also, I have an intimate confession to make, that I think I like the idea of the executioner's hood style mask more than I like what the game allows without custom parts. But I'm kinda married to them at this point, I guess.   Finishers: Air Raid Crash and Small Package Driver Alignment: Heel/Evil Administration Hometown: The South Lawn OF HELL Bio: Every good villain needs legions of faceless, disposable henchmen, and none are more disposable than The Secret Evil Service. But even among the ranks of such hopeless cannon fodder are occasionally diamonds in the rough. So in service of pro wrestling villain extraordinaire President Evil are The Evil Administration, Agent Bulldog and Agent Fang. A pair of ruthless, cruel, masked assassins, some might even go so far as to call them... competent. Also, as the first official mixed tag team in STRUGGLE Pro, they give the Administration a real shot at controlling all four Tri-State World Championships, Heavyweight, Women's, Cruiserweight, and Tag Team. Strengths: Cruel, ruthless, dirty, and way better at actual wrestling than most people who typically fit that description, like miniature versions of the President himself. Weaknesses: Tripping over the bodies of fallen Secret Evil Service agents, and the fact that Fang clearly has a crush on Bulldog, and she is absolutely not having that shit at all. Entrance Theme: "Evil is In" by Stormtroopers of Death (S.O.D.)
Vh1 Behind the Music: NOBODY EXPECTS THE EVIL ADMINISTRATION!  Finisher: Nagata Lock Hometown: THE GOOD OL' U-S of A! Bio: An exciting young prospect, Gunnar Van Heusen is a former All-American collegiate wrestler, and generally All-American everything. He's a polite, well-mannered babyface who loves children and mom's apple pie and the flag and the troops and Jesus, and he's young and innocent and full of life, and this business is going to absolutely eat him alive, you guys. Seriously, he is simply not mentally equipped to deal with the rampant scumbaggery of pro wrestling, and there is no way this can end well. Oh, man, it's going to be so dark, just awful. Doomed.
Strengths: Physically gifted, with an excellent amateur base and surprising technical skill for a green rookie.
Weaknesses: The fact that the Tri-State Area is a hellscape of sadness and doom, and I give it eight months before he ends up in a bathtub full of ice in a cockroach-infested motel, hopped up on goofballs and missing a kidney.
Entrance Theme: "Dare" by Stan Bush
Vh1 Behind the Music: Basically, this guy is "what if Sage Northcutt was a pro wrestler in a promotion that was stocked exclusively with Buzz Sawyer clones." Also, my secret evil project to use the entire 1986 Transformers the Movie soundtrack for wrestler themes continues. Also, I made some more of those loading screens that no one will probably ever see in their full-size forms, because I never stream: (EDIT: I just realized that I posted the screenshot from before I remembered to change Fang's hometown to Hell, and that I made Gunnar's birthdate too late for him to have ever been a wrestler in college. DISREGARD THESE THINGS, I AM AWESOME AND NEVER MAKE MISTAKES) |
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