|
Post by turrible666 on Feb 11, 2019 2:54:07 GMT
Again, for the millionth time, I'll probably never have the time, ability, or work ethic to do an actual episodic E-fed thing, but if I ever do, just forget you ever saw this and act surprised when I reuse this video as part of a show.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Feb 23, 2019 16:08:00 GMT
So anyway, it becomes more and more obvious that I'm too lazy and unskilled with things to go full episodic e-fed with all this nonsense, but I keep thinking of things, and my head-canon for STRUGGLE Pro is getting stupidly large. So as an attempt to get this somewhere other than just inside my head or on one thread of one specific message board, I made a damn website: STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling. It's bare-bones as hell right now, just a roster, (minus a few that haven't made an "official debut" in my head yet, for reasons) a partial rundown of the championships (which are all currently vacant), results of a "house show" (random matches I streamed on Twitch a week ago) and not much else. But it's been fun so far, I dunno. Also, I finished a new tag team, but they're not on the Workshop yet. But when the time comes, I'll just make their little profile over there and post a link here.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Feb 24, 2019 23:18:49 GMT
Hey look, new tag team. A priest and a rabbi walked into a disreputable indy fed, and now, they're BAD RELIGION.
Vh1 Behind the Music: Haaaaaa, I'm going to hell. Spike doing the RVD taunt with Juice robinson's "Juice! Juice! Juice!" voice is the worst thing ever, and I should be banned from decent society, probably.
Also, if you haven't gone over to the blog thing, ( struggling.terribleviolence.com/blog/ ) there's more stuff there now, mainly two more "house show" recaps, including one that was actually kinda good, for a change. (Because I remembered to not use the fast-count tag team ref for singles matches)
|
|
|
Post by Ramon on Feb 25, 2019 16:20:05 GMT
Hahaha! Can't wait to see these two in action! XD
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 3, 2019 19:50:28 GMT
Not much of an update, as the world struggles with update bugs, but I made another loading screen, and felt that it captures perfectly the sad, brokenness of STRUGGLE Pro:
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 4, 2019 0:19:29 GMT
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 10, 2019 18:40:31 GMT
Well, logic would dictate that I slow down, actually figure out wheat I'd like to do with all these edits, or maybe go get Fire Promoter or whatever. Instead, I thought, "hmm, maybe I'll add one or two new ones that relate to one guy that was kind of a random comedy edit?" and am pretty much in the process of accidentally starting a second e-fed inside of the previous e-fed that I don't even do e-fed things with. None of it is up on the Workshop, as I've only got about four of the new edits, (and right now, I think it's going to be around 10-12 people, not counting preexisting STRUGGLE edits, unless it snowballs further) but I'm still on that loading screen kick, so here's a preview or GRIM HOLLER WRASSLIN' coming to you on VHS from Grim Holler on the outskirts of the Tri-State Area: (although don't expect an outdoor ring, unless my arena texture-modding skills increase a thousand fold)
PICTURED, left to right: Lorelai Grim: Pride of the Holler and first Miss Teen Tri-State Area winner to both weigh and bench press over 300 pounds. Hillbilly Grim: Owner/Operator of GHW, STRIUGGLE Pro legend, gruesome combine harvester accident survivor, and father of Lorelai, Jezebel, and Junior Junior Grim: (Marcel Grim, III - long story) Youngest and runt of the litter, certified genius and skilled technical wrestler who confuses and confounds all the other hillbilly brawlers and powerhouses. Strauss: Oilfield Roughneck (they got oilfields in the Tri-State Area, I guess) and ex-Marine. Hillbilly Grim's trusted right-hand man. Jezebel Grim: Middle child and wild black sheep of the Grim Family. Drinks, cusses, never attends church, and wraps baseball bats in barbed wire. Garfield Vanzetti: Retired cop, tactical gear enthusiast/valor thief, and perpetually cuckolded husband of STRUGGLE Pro star Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti. Despised by all, mostly due to suspicions that the Vanzettis want to gentrify the Holler. Doodlebug: Squirrely-ass dude high flyer who has emerged as a potential suitor to Lorelai, which distresses her father greatly. Rumored to be "back on that shit again," which explains the high-flying.
Patience Halliburton-Vanzetti: Wife of Garfield, despite being a little over half his age. Generally only appears to support her husband, as she refuses to wrestle anywhere that doesn't have air conditioning, plus that ring canvas is filthy. Buford Randall: Doomsday prepper/sovereign citizen who respects Garfield Vanzetti's service to his country, even though he never actually did serve his country.
And there are about five more I haven't gotten past the most basic planning stages.... Plus the idea kicking around in my head of a backyard fed based around Team Twizzy. Something is wrong with me.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 27, 2019 17:43:05 GMT
Well, not much new to report. I've gotten several of the new edits finished, (Lorelei, Jezebel, Junior, Strauss, Doodlebug, and Garfield Vanzetti) and I'm reasonably close on another one I didn't mention, but have been too lazy to upload them or type up bios or whatever. But I'm off all week, so expect those to drop before I have to go back on Tuesday, unless I upgrade from "lazy" to "incredibly lazy." In the meantime, I'm still on that slow, excruciating march from "just a bunch of edits grouped together" to "actual, functioning e-fed" because after the most recent time I actually bothered to stream anything (which was pretty much only watched by bots, because I never, ever tell anyone I'm doing such things) turned into a gruesome CRITICAL!-fest, I went ahead and created the initial STRUGGLE PRO WRESTLING OFFICIAL INJURED LIST: Ricky Coke was a bad one, because instead of just being smart, staying down, and taking the loss, he popped right up via the power of cocaine and hubris (And to break kayfabe for a second, one of View619's mods) and went on to win the match somehow. The price though, is that his neck is, according to the Tri-State Area's finest orthopedic surgeons, is "completely fucked, dude." So Ross Coke is going to have to fly solo for a while, probably.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 29, 2019 16:25:53 GMT
|
|
|
Post by LankyLefty17 on Mar 29, 2019 21:53:19 GMT
Gotta say that website of yours is great. The edits and presentation on this thread is also excellent. Top notch work man.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Mar 30, 2019 0:03:24 GMT
Gotta say that website of yours is great. The edits and presentation on this thread is also excellent. Top notch work man. On one hand, I really like how the site turned out, but on the other, I think "man, I still need to make like 50 more damn wrestler profile pages" every time I mess with that thing. Me and my weirdly obsessive internet habits.
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Apr 15, 2019 1:09:26 GMT
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Apr 15, 2019 22:12:20 GMT
Still need to figure out a bio for the other new tag team, but THE 46 DEFENDERS and THE ROCKIN ROCKSMEN are live.
The Rockin' Rocksmen, Rollin' Rocky and Rockin' Roland, are a pair of literal senior citizens hoping for one last run at the tag titles, before their respective hearts explode from Rocky's decades of steroid abuse and Roland's decades of (insert illegal substance here; they all apply - but he's good now!) abuse.
The 46 Defenders, Walter Grabowski and his nephew Neal, love the Chicago Bears, and that's basically the entirety of their personality, philosophy, and political beliefs. "HEY LISTEN, WE WOULDA WON TREE SUPER BOWLS IF DEY HAD JUST KEPT DAT DANE SANZENBACHER ON DA ROSTER, I TELL YA HE WAS A BEAST"
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Apr 20, 2019 1:51:13 GMT
possibly my greatest work
|
|
|
Post by turrible666 on Apr 20, 2019 18:21:55 GMT
|
|