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Post by turrible666 on Oct 23, 2018 1:41:45 GMT
 Finisher: Like four different situations for the Fujiwara Armbar Alignment: Face
Hometown: Camptown, Pennsylvania Bio: Simply put, poor Zippity Duda never wanted to be a professional wrestler. Not now, not when he was a kid, not ever, just absolutely zero interest in any of this; in fact his true interests lie mainly in gardening and electronics repair. Sadly, he is also a momma's boy whose domineering mother happens to be a 30-year ring veteran who insisted he continue in the family business. He's probably too small, weak, and passive to be a wrestler, but he still tries really hard, and has a surprising amount of technical skill, even if it has yet to translate into victory in the ring.
Strengths: Impressive technical skill for someone who never wanted to wrestle, and a strong desire to finally not disappoint his mother for once.
Weaknesses: Puny little wuss with a bird chest and buggy-whip arms.
Entrance Theme: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" by James Baskett
VH1 Behind the Music: I'm sorry, it just popped in there, like Ray thinking of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.  Third outfit is for street fights, fourth is entrance attire for those who know how to make that happen  Finisher: Lung Blower (I can't remember what the game calls it - Also, the new name is a pretty tasteless reference to her dead husbands, if you ask me) Alignment: Heel Hometown: Camptown, PA Bio: A thirty-year ring veteran, "The Black Widow" (so named due to multiple dead husbands) comes from a simpler time, when American female pro wrestlers were mostly expected to just pull each other's hair, occasionally roll around in mud, and look good while doing so, and Hoda had a reasonably respectable career. As time wore on, however, they eventually had to actually learn wrestling moves while being expected to wear skimpier and skimpier outfits, and as a woman in her 40s who was trained to wrestle on a stack of mattresses on some milk crates, she simply couldn't keep up. So in her frustration, she gave up on anything resembling technical skills, abandoned her offensive strategy of hair-pulling and attempted leg-scissors submissions, and just started beating the living hell out of people, which put her back in the victory column. So despite most of her peers retiring in the mid-1990s, she's still holding things down in the ring, while trying in vain to turn her gentle son, Zippity, into a top wrestler. Strengths: Ruthless old-school ass-kicker that most opponents don't know how to deal with. Weaknessses: Theoretically past retirement age, plus an absolute lack of technical ability, so if her opponent can draw her out of a fight and into a wrestling match, she's going to have trouble.
Entrance Theme: "Poison" by Alice Cooper VH1 Behind the Music: After I had these dumb-ass names picked out, and it got all weird, like some sort of tragic Saraya Knight/Chris Von Erich mashup situation. Also, I've just now realized that in my pursuit of the dumbest possible Fire Pro names, I've managed to reference both a song from a minstrel show and another one from the movie Disney banned for implying that slavery was a super-swell thing. I have some sort of sickness, probably. You people need to stop me, before I finally make something out of the one edit that's been sitting on my hard drive for a year with a blank "Newface John Smith" appearance, but with the name "Big Dick Fuchs" and the nickname "You Bet He Does." |
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Post by itemniner86 on Oct 26, 2018 0:07:24 GMT
Finisher: Like four different situations for the Fujiwara Armbar Alignment: Face
Hometown: Camptown, Pennsylvania Bio: Simply put, poor Zippity Duda never wanted to be a professional wrestler. Not now, not when he was a kid, not ever, just absolutely zero interest in any of this; in fact his true interests lie mainly in gardening and electronics repair. Sadly, he is also a momma's boy whose domineering mother happens to be a 30-year ring veteran who insisted he continue in the family business. He's probably too small, weak, and passive to be a wrestler, but he still tries really hard, and has a surprising amount of technical skill, even if it has yet to translate into victory in the ring.
Strengths: Impressive technical skill for someone who never wanted to wrestle, and a strong desire to finally not disappoint his mother for once.
Weaknesses: Puny little wuss with a bird chest and buggy-whip arms.
Entrance Theme: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" by James Baskett
VH1 Behind the Music: I'm sorry, it just popped in there, like Ray thinking of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Third outfit is for street fights, fourth is entrance attire for those who know how to make that happen Finisher: Lung Blower (I can't remember what the game calls it - Also, the new name is a pretty tasteless reference to her dead husbands, if you ask me) Alignment: Heel Hometown: Camptown, PA Bio: A thirty-year ring veteran, "The Black Widow" (so named due to multiple dead husbands) comes from a simpler time, when American female pro wrestlers were mostly expected to just pull each other's hair, occasionally roll around in mud, and look good while doing so, and Hoda had a reasonably respectable career. As time wore on, however, they eventually had to actually learn wrestling moves while being expected to wear skimpier and skimpier outfits, and as a woman in her 40s who was trained to wrestle on a stack of mattresses on some milk crates, she simply couldn't keep up. So in her frustration, she gave up on anything resembling technical skills, abandoned her offensive strategy of hair-pulling and attempted leg-scissors submissions, and just started beating the living hell out of people, which put her back in the victory column. So despite most of her peers retiring in the mid-1990s, she's still holding things down in the ring, while trying in vain to turn her gentle son, Zippity, into a top wrestler. Strengths: Ruthless old-school ass-kicker that most opponents don't know how to deal with. Weaknessses: Theoretically past retirement age, plus an absolute lack of technical ability, so if her opponent can draw her out of a fight and into a wrestling match, she's going to have trouble.
Entrance Theme: "Poison" by Alice Cooper VH1 Behind the Music: After I had these dumb-ass names picked out, and it got all weird, like some sort of tragic Saraya Knight/Chris Von Erich mashup situation. Also, I've just now realized that in my pursuit of the dumbest possible Fire Pro names, I've managed to reference both a song from a minstrel show and another one from the movie Disney banned for implying that slavery was a super-swell thing. I have some sort of sickness, probably. You people need to stop me, before I finally make something out of the one edit that's been sitting on my hard drive for a year with a blank "Newface John Smith" appearance, but with the name "Big Dick Fuchs" and the nickname "You Bet He Does." No one is going to stop you. I play on PS4 and I still look at your new stuff just for s’s and g’s |
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Post by TheDenizen on Oct 27, 2018 14:57:53 GMT
Holy crap man, these edits are excellent and the presentation is top notch.
I've had most of your GWAR edits forever, but I'm not sure how I managed to miss out on STRUGGLE for so long...I plan to rectify that in the immediate future.
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 27, 2018 17:07:20 GMT
Holy crap man, these edits are excellent and the presentation is top notch.
I've had most of your GWAR edits forever, but I'm not sure how I managed to miss out on STRUGGLE for so long...I plan to rectify that in the immediate future.
Man, after losing mods, the second worst part of the 2.0 update was finding out that you could list an edit's birthplace as Antarctica, probably like a whole year after the save file with all the GWAR edits got corrupted somehow. I keep meaning to just grab them off the Workshop and use them to make updated versions, (and I still need to at least make Jizmak and Pustulus) but I going "well what if a dude dressed like frog?" and doing that instead. |
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Post by TheDenizen on Oct 27, 2018 18:02:29 GMT
but I going "well what if a dude dressed like frog?" and doing that instead. lol, a truly noble effort |
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Post by Zealot on Oct 27, 2018 18:10:14 GMT
Finisher: Like four different situations for the Fujiwara Armbar Alignment: Face
Hometown: Camptown, Pennsylvania Bio: Simply put, poor Zippity Duda never wanted to be a professional wrestler. Not now, not when he was a kid, not ever, just absolutely zero interest in any of this; in fact his true interests lie mainly in gardening and electronics repair. Sadly, he is also a momma's boy whose domineering mother happens to be a 30-year ring veteran who insisted he continue in the family business. He's probably too small, weak, and passive to be a wrestler, but he still tries really hard, and has a surprising amount of technical skill, even if it has yet to translate into victory in the ring.
Strengths: Impressive technical skill for someone who never wanted to wrestle, and a strong desire to finally not disappoint his mother for once.
Weaknesses: Puny little wuss with a bird chest and buggy-whip arms.
Entrance Theme: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" by James Baskett
VH1 Behind the Music: I'm sorry, it just popped in there, like Ray thinking of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Third outfit is for street fights, fourth is entrance attire for those who know how to make that happen Finisher: Lung Blower (I can't remember what the game calls it - Also, the new name is a pretty tasteless reference to her dead husbands, if you ask me) Alignment: Heel Hometown: Camptown, PA Bio: A thirty-year ring veteran, "The Black Widow" (so named due to multiple dead husbands) comes from a simpler time, when American female pro wrestlers were mostly expected to just pull each other's hair, occasionally roll around in mud, and look good while doing so, and Hoda had a reasonably respectable career. As time wore on, however, they eventually had to actually learn wrestling moves while being expected to wear skimpier and skimpier outfits, and as a woman in her 40s who was trained to wrestle on a stack of mattresses on some milk crates, she simply couldn't keep up. So in her frustration, she gave up on anything resembling technical skills, abandoned her offensive strategy of hair-pulling and attempted leg-scissors submissions, and just started beating the living hell out of people, which put her back in the victory column. So despite most of her peers retiring in the mid-1990s, she's still holding things down in the ring, while trying in vain to turn her gentle son, Zippity, into a top wrestler. Strengths: Ruthless old-school ass-kicker that most opponents don't know how to deal with. Weaknessses: Theoretically past retirement age, plus an absolute lack of technical ability, so if her opponent can draw her out of a fight and into a wrestling match, she's going to have trouble.
Entrance Theme: "Poison" by Alice Cooper VH1 Behind the Music: After I had these dumb-ass names picked out, and it got all weird, like some sort of tragic Saraya Knight/Chris Von Erich mashup situation. Also, I've just now realized that in my pursuit of the dumbest possible Fire Pro names, I've managed to reference both a song from a minstrel show and another one from the movie Disney banned for implying that slavery was a super-swell thing. I have some sort of sickness, probably. You people need to stop me, before I finally make something out of the one edit that's been sitting on my hard drive for a year with a blank "Newface John Smith" appearance, but with the name "Big Dick Fuchs" and the nickname "You Bet He Does." My name irl is Zachary Duda so these names are pretty special to me. Keep up the good work! |
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 29, 2018 3:08:05 GMT
 L-R: diaper, onesie, visiting grandma's house, classic Mephistopheles  Finisher: Triple powerbomb Whip Alignment: Heel
Hometown: Hell, obviously Bio: Look, I just don't know what this guy's deal is. Does he have a mental problem? Is it a fetish thing? I dunno, he just showed up like that one day, and he was really big, so no one wanted to tell him he couldn't wrestle here. I guess he fits in well with this sad group of idiots we got. Don't tell anyone I said that.
Strengths: Just an overwhelmingly huge, overpowering beast of a man-baby.
Weaknesses: As far as anyone can tell, he's got to be at least in his early forties, and despite massive strength, has possibly never seen the inside of a gym. Also, doesn't cope well particularly rough wrestlers, because he's such a big baby.
Entrance Theme: "Devil's Child" by Judas Priest
VH1 Behind the Music: I think this was one that I was going to make years ago on one of the GBA Fire Pros (Fires Pro?) as a rival for a wrestler simply named "Big Jesus," whose appearance was pretty much what you can assume it was. Then, Fire Pro World came out, and someone on the Workshop beat me to the "gigantic, bodybuilder Jesus Christ" gimmick, so now, poor Big Baby Lucifer stands alone.
Up next, he came from Parts Unknown to become the sexiest man in the Tri-State Area, MANCHOMA THE RANDY SAVAGE - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1339983892
L-R: Jungle wildman, island wildman, formal attire, casual attire
 Finisher: Seventy different versions of Diamond Cutter Alignment: Babyface
Hometown: Private Parts Unknown Bio: Manchoma is a mysterious man, believed to come from the deepest, darkest jungles, the wild and untamed islands, the unforgiving deserts, or maybe just outside Oakland. But he's an impressive newcomer who has taken STRUGGLE Pro by storm with his impressive size and athleticism, but mostly with his huge, sexy muscles. All the women want him, all the men want to be him, and let's face it, more of the men want him than will ever publicly admit it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Strengths: A rare mix of size, agility, and huge, rippling muscles, glistening in the - NEVER MIND.
Weaknesses: Excessive use of baby oil has lead to dangerous dangerous situations with botched top-rope moves. Rumors persist that over half his income goes toward paying off multiple paternity suits.
Entrance Theme: "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang
VH1 Behind the Music: I broke down Macho Man Randy Savage's name into its component parts, and worked backwards from there to try and make a wrestler that was both a macho man, as well as a randy savage. I love old wrestling gimmicks that are cringe-worthy in the modern world, and out of various ethnic stereotype wildmen and Rick Rude types came what's essentially a super-horny version of the classic wildman. I dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 L-R: Multicolor for use with the sponsors mat, Grayscale for use with the Death Row mat, SHOOTSTYLE STRUGGLE NEVER DIE, and casual Zubaz 
Finisher: Stone Cold Stunner
Alignment: Babyface
Hometown: Insists on being announced from "Right here, in (name of venue)" for some reason, but as far as anyone can tell, he's from somewhere in Japan Bio: ARE YOU READY TO STRUGGLE? IT'S STRUGGLIN' TIME! I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA: STRU! GGLE! STRUGGLE... IN... PEEEEACE! You get the point. This guy seems way too happy to work for STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling, to the point where some kind of intervention has been considered. But honestly, his enthusiasm is infectious, and as long as the masks keep selling to the kids, it's all good, even if he does insist on sleeping and showering in one. Maybe someday we'll start actually paying him, I dunno. Strengths: Style is an effective mix of high-flying, martial arts, and for some reason, various WWE Superstar signature moves.
Weaknesses: Weird move choice in tribute of past superstars doesn't always work for a man his size. At least we finally talked him out of trying to chokeslam and Vader bomb everybody, though. Entrance Theme: "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds, which is also serves as the opening theme of the Saturday Morning STRUGGLE Session, check your local UHF listings
VH1 Behind the Music: Obvious tribute to Captain New Japan. Not sure where the idea came from to give him a bunch of WWE Attitude Era moves, but I actually had to remove a lot of them, because it suddenly hit me that he had a whole moveset of nothing but finishers. Still, it does result in occasional amazingess:
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Post by turrible666 on Oct 30, 2018 0:44:44 GMT
It's too late to actually do anything with these, and they'll probably never resurface in any meaningful form, but I spent *dozens* of minutes making these, and thought I'd share them with you:
(Also, it kills me to have to abbreviate "human resources" for some reason. Somehow, before I die, I'm going to get that Longer Names mod working for my 2.01.2 game, the way people say it already does for theirs)
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Post by rsws on Nov 1, 2018 1:55:33 GMT
Cookie Machine really made me chuckle. Love that edit.
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 4, 2018 2:47:12 GMT
 (non-DLC version) 
Finisher: Torture Texas Cloverleaf (DLC) Regular Texas Cloverleaf (non-DLC)
Alignment: Face Hometown: Cumby Texas
Bio: Big Dick Fuchs (pronounced "fyooks," before you say anything) took a long and unusual path to professional wrestling, spending time as a night club bouncer, exotic dancer, bounty hunter, and copier repairman before entering the sport. Since then, he's become popular throughout the Tri-State Area as a rough, tough, swaggering brawler, and he's become popular throughout the office for finally getting the copy machine to stop jamming up all the time. Big Dick Energy is spreading.
Strengths: Big, strong brawler who can shrug off most attacks from smaller opponents.
Weaknesses: Spends more time at Gummo Nakamura's various night clubs than he does in the gym, so his conditioning has become a liability. In addition, his partying and life of general excess causes him to be constantly nagged by Ace Lagrange that "that's how it happened to me, man."
Entrance Theme: "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" by ZZ Top
VH1 Behind the Music: Okay, along with Dick Bacteria and Dick Smales, that's three Dicks now, and I really need to quit while I'm three Dicks ahead. Anyway, part of me is tempted to just throw up guys with DLC moves with no non-DLC counterpart, but anything with DLC appearance parts will have to have two versions, because I'm too lazy to try and rip those out of a current build and put them into a pre-2.0 game. Mods seem to slowly be catching up in a post-update world though, so maybe that sort of thing won't be necessary eventually, I dunno.
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Post by Ramon on Nov 4, 2018 11:50:25 GMT
Hahahaha! good job man! Can't wait to sim a few matches against Big Dick XD
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 4, 2018 17:31:47 GMT
Here's some more I made while bored that probably won't ever hit the Workshop, and are even more mounting evidence that I'm doing way too much world-building here to not do something with it eventually. STRUGGLE PRO HISTORICAL EDITS~!
Tri-State World Champion Ace Lagrange, before having his ass kicked by divorce, addiction, and male-pattern baldness.
Cyberta, before the fateful decision to get a second job to be able to afford decent ring gear.
 Gummo Nakamura, before retiring, getting all fat and bald, then un-retiring to cash in on his 36th cousin's name.
President Evil, before turning on his tag team partner (Ace) and his mentor (Big Bird Machine) to begin his Campaign of Darkness, en route to becoming a multi-time Tri-State Champ.
Finally, the insurmountable Think Tank Z, who was heavily favored to win the Tri-State title at Global Struggle 2009, (available wherever bootleg DVDs are sold) but no-showed the event and hasn't been seen or heard from since. Will he return someday? I don't know!
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 11, 2018 4:46:39 GMT
 L-R: Fatigues, tactical camo, extremely tactical night mission attire, civilian clothes 
Renamed Moves: (MODS ARE BACK, Y'ALL) King Cobra Hold, run counter Jumping DDT, Deep Impact
Hometown: Four Buttes, Montana
Bio: Like so many of his generation, "The Sovereign Grappler" was once a fairly normal human being, until Facebook happened, and he got a terminal case of internet poisoning. His brain was soon filled with bizarre conspiracy theories and political rhetoric with little to no basis in reality, and he stopped paying taxes and started building a massive underground doomsday bunker, in the hopes of protecting his family from George Soros's Mexican Cyborg Army that he had heard about from some guy on YouTube. The invasion never happened, his wife left him and took the kids to another state, and he eventually turned a weird shade of blue from ingesting massive amounts of colloidal silver, which he had been assured was an effective repellant for Mexican Cyborgs. Facing an uncertain future after the IRS seized both his underground shelter and his once-lucrative construction business, he has now turned to pro wrestling in the hopes of funding a new bunker. He considers himself to be a truly patriotic hero of the people, even though the fans hate him due to his relentless cheating, as he claims that the referees are trying to administer admiralty wrestling rules, which hold no jurisdiction over him. While generally paranoid and terrified of all things, is extremely distrustful of Rodimus Primo.
Strengths: While most of his supposed expertise in tactical combat maneuvers comes from watching internet videos and shadowboxing in front of a mirror, he actually has figured out enough to do some damage in a wrestling match. Also, while his blue-tinted skin his unsettling, there are relatively few negative health effects of argyria.
Weaknesses: While typically lax on enforcing rules, STRUGGLE refs have had enough of his bullshit and actually do disqualify him quite regularly. His half-finished doomsday bunker doesn't yet have running water, so he usually smells like someone farted on a pile of old socks.
Entrance Theme: "Escape" by Metallica
VH1 Behind the Music: Back when I worked in a grocery store, a non-blue version of this guy shopped there regularly, and I guess he made an impression. In STRUGGLE edit update news, I changed The Undertaken from a bluish ghoul to a greenish one, so this guy wouldn't look too much like him.
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Post by turrible666 on Nov 18, 2018 17:34:22 GMT
 Renamed moves: Brainbuster lariat (just imagine it's a chop instead of a lariat), Winding Dance Chop Alignment: Face
Hometown: Bad Axe, Michigan Bio: Growing up in Michigan, the future El Choppo was captivated by his grandmother's tales of seeing such legendary wrestlers as E. Santos and Maschera Condor at the Arena De Universo, so when he was old enough, he decided to move to Mexico and became a real luchador. Impressed by his enthusiasm and amused by his complete lack of any grasp of the Spanish language, the old-timers took him under their collective wing, and he became an instant star, famous for wielding a deadly array of powerful chops. (Hence the name - again, he speaks no Spanish) Unfortunately, someone eventually had the heart to tell him that there was an extremely famous drug cartel boss with a similar name, so he freaked out and went back to the United States, where he's currently a star in the Tri-State Area. Strengths: Just chops the living hell out of people, you guys.
Weaknesses: Despite his heritage, just absolutely can not learn Spanish, no matter how hard he tries. Also, kind of terrible at submissions. Entrance Theme: "Salute 2 El Chapo" by DJ Smokey
VH1 Behind the Music: This was one of the first ideas I had when I started making fictional edits, but it just seemed really dumb to me, which is funny when you realize that Skip Legday was the first one of these weirdos that I uploaded.  (Attire #4 is "Hoss Gracie refused to train him until he got some actual gear" Young Lion attire) 
Renamed Move: A whole lot of scissors sleepers
Alignment: Heel for all the old-timers, and massively popular babyface with the kids
Hometown: The Hardscrabble Streets of Burlington, Vermont Bio: Few artists in the growing field of insufferable Soundcloud rap have risen as high as Lil' Xeljanz. (Other rappers had already claimed all the other prescription drugs for their names) Despite the fact that his vocal delivery seems to consist of a depressant-slurred, grill-impeded mumble that has lead many to suspect that he's actually nonverbal, somehow, he's garnered a legion of fans and made millions of dollars as the biggest star to come out of the Northern Vermont Soundcloud Mumble-Trap scene in nearly six months. Now, having utterly conquered the world of music, he's set his sights on the highest art of all: pro wrestling. It's a terrible idea that's absolutely going to get him literally killed someday, but his shelf life was only ever going to be how long it took for another face-tattooed trust-fund kid to find a way to game the algorithms, anyway. Inseparable from his bodyguard/producer/ghostwriter/financial advisor/executive assistant/personal chef Big Winthorp, who is tasked with keeping him from dying, basically. Strengths: Big Winthorp is always in his corner, but that's about it.
Weaknesses: Combines the size and physicality of someone in late-stage hospice care with the blazing speed and pharmaceutical intake of someone in late-stage hospice care. Entrance Theme: "Whippin' Up" by Lil' Puro
VH1 Behind he Music: I AM EXTREMELY OLD AND THE NEW WAYS FRIGHTEN AND CONFUSE ME.  Renamed Moves: Grenade, Scrap Buster, C2C carrying spinebuster Alignment: Not so much a face as a True Neutral in Advance Dungeons & Dragons terms, probably Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Bio: Winthorp sort of backed into pro wrestling accidentally, as the bodyguard/producer/ghostwriter/executive assistant/financial advisor/personal chef to Soundcloud rapper-turned pro wrestler Lil' Xeljanz, who is tasked with keeping him from dying in the ring. The tragedy of this is that despite never having any real interest in wrestling, (and honestly, only being a casual hip-hop fan - He's more of an Otis Redding guy) he's actually really, really good at it, and would most likely be a contender for the STRUGGLE Tri-state World Title if he saw himself as anything other than a bodyguard protecting a client. Also, despite the aforementioned Xeljanz being pretty much incompetent as both a rapper and a wrestler and receiving all the credit for Winthorp's herculean efforts, he seems to have a genuine affection for the boy, caring for him as parent would for a special-needs child. It's actually kind of touching, until he starts choke-slamming everybody. Strengths: Huge, powerful, and surprisingly athletic for his size, not to mention occasionally abandoning pro wrestling moves in favor of just beating the crap out of people. Weaknesses: Not the most technically-skilled wrestler, and possibly loses some mobility from usually wearing regular pants in the ring. Entrance Theme: "Down Foe My Thang" by Bone Thugs 'N Harmony
VH1 Behind the Music: I always thought that Bone Thugs song was the most menacing-sounding goddamn thing ever, and it's tragic that no one in ECW ever used it. Also, I have no idea why I named him "Winthorp," it just happens that way sometimes.  L-R: normal, entrance attire, chocolate-smeared, casual Zubaz  Renamed Moves: Orange Crush, sheer-drop reverse ddt, fatman roll
Alignment: Face Hometown: Pie Town, New Mexico Bio: A 300+ pound powerhouse, BIG TREAT BOY has become a popular newcomer, as in addition to being deceptively agile for a man of his... carriage, he has struck a chord with the local audience on a deep and personal level. The last decade in the Tri-State Area has seen a shocking spike in childhood obesity, meaning fans can see something of themselves in a young man who has personally defined himself as a big ol' boy who loves his treats. Friendly, good-natured, and possessing a seemingly endless supply of processed desserts, everyone loves the BIG TREAT BOY.
Strengths: Surprisingly agile, and uses this to employ attacks that make full use of his bulk. Weaknesses: Another member of the STRUGGLE roster that's a cardiovascular nightmare, and weak against rough offense.
Entrance Theme: "Fat" by "Weird Al " Yankovic
VH1 Behind the Music: Even though this was really simplistic edit, it is still probably one of favorites, because I know that somewhere, deep inside my soul, it is me. I am the real Big Treat Boy. He lives inside us all.
Also, none of it's been uploaded to the Workshop yet (and since it's all mostly minor appearance tweaks and voices, instead of the actual guts of the edits, so it might not happen for a while), but fair warning, I've started updating old guys with NJPW DLC parts, so if you're one of the (checks notes) four people who regularly download my edits, but you don't have the NJPW stuff, go rob a bank for $20 and get it, because some of these might not work for you eventually. But whenever I get around to that, some of the changes include:
Fancy new masks for Big Bird and Tupac Machines Tupac Machine tells you he's going to slap your face on occasion.
General improvements in t-shirts, bandanas, and baseball caps where necessary
President Evil now tells you to eat shit when he hits the burning hammer and informs you that there's no escape when locking in the Constitutional Crisis, and reveals that THIS IS EEEVILLL after he beats you.
The Masked Rocker now has full on CC Deville cotton candy hair, thanks to Naito. (And there's already a separate NJPW version of her, so it's dumb that I didn't do that already) Becky With the Awful Hair has even worse hair now. Nasty Dick Bacteria insults you with a voice that's way softer and nerdier than what I'd like, but Spike didn't give us a bunch of British voice options, so whatever. Jackson Victory now has a more reasonable facsimile of Jheri Curl, thanks to Kenny Omega's weird Top Ramen hair. AND MORE, maybe, I dunno.
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Post by Ramon on Nov 19, 2018 9:01:23 GMT
XD Bloody Sundae! hahaha! Love it!
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