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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 4:58:18 GMT
I felt witty just now.
Customer, having trouble pulling money out of his wallet: Looks like Lincoln doesn't wanna party.
Me: Can you blame him? Last time he went out, he got shot.
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Post by El Marsh on Apr 28, 2020 0:53:41 GMT
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Post by BakFu on Apr 28, 2020 1:29:09 GMT
I want that sign in my city, somewhere that I can see it on my way to work every day... 🙂
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2020 6:37:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2020 21:18:07 GMT
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Post by El Marsh on May 3, 2020 18:56:14 GMT
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Post by BakFu on May 4, 2020 1:48:54 GMT
Ive been thinking that if you’re the composer of sweet, quiet , solo piano music pieces, you’re absolutely cleaning up in sales to various companies needing music for the ads they’re making about being “all in this together” and whatnot. Have you noticed that they’re almost exclusively solo piano music with text flashing on the screen? Sorry, I need a hobby...
It’s been interesting observing and speculating on which industries and businesses have actually benefited or ascended during this pandemic. It has been interesting watching some companies or individuals adapt and excel, and also the groups that have shifted gears to become a supplier of much needed product when supplies became scarce (ie. Labatt shutting down some beer production to produce hand sanitizer, lots of groups here have been doing that!).
Interesting stuff. Hope everyone is doing well! 🙂
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2020 5:40:54 GMT
Had some synchronicity a moment ago. I'm on a different station than usual and heard an ad for a local company that doesn't advertise on my usual station. It got me thinking about one of my favorite ads of theirs that I haven't heard in ages and then a minute later they played it.
Here it is, roughly:
Narrator: [Local job search site] salutes the employee of the month, the one employee you can't get along without. The others, let's just call them... Dave.
EOM: Hey Dave, have you been stealing lunches from the breakroom and posting reviews online?
Dave: Finishing one right now, Mr. Employee of the Month.
EOM: Hey, is that MY lunch?!
Dave: Yup! "Today's meatballs were very dry."
EOM, annoyed: My wife made those.
Dave: "One star out of five. Would not steal again."
Narrator: [repeats site name and says tagline]
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2020 5:33:42 GMT
Is a grudge between two vegans still called a beef?
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Post by BakFu on May 12, 2020 10:18:05 GMT
Is a grudge between two vegans still called a beef? Perhaps, but the resolution is almost certainly called a squash. |
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Post by IamAres on May 12, 2020 15:52:09 GMT
It might be a tofussle.
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Post by BakFu on May 12, 2020 19:15:14 GMT
Since this is a wrestling geared place, they’d be throwing potatoes with their beef.
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Post by El Marsh on May 18, 2020 2:11:58 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 8:27:06 GMT
Every time I card someone and they turn out to have been born on September 11, I wonder how they feel about having a birthday that's synonymous with something major like that.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2020 8:55:27 GMT
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