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Post by Old Baby on Jul 17, 2018 19:53:26 GMT
I just walked in on some dude sitting on the toilet. Dude had a wheelchair. I shoulda locked the door for him before I jetted outta there but seeing someone on the toilet is a panic situation that requires immediate evacuation and about a half mile run in any direction.
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Post by ninjabrute on Jul 17, 2018 22:23:32 GMT
I work for a drain cleaning company and a week or two ago I got a call in the projects about a clogged bathtub. I knocked on the door and a young kid opened the door and said its upstairs, her mom is up there. I went and knocked on the upstairs door and a large woman opened the door while sitting on the toilet and without being phased she said "I'll be done in a minute," and shut the door. I get into a ton of awkward situations in my job but usually not naked people sitting on a toilet.
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Post by Old Baby on Jul 17, 2018 23:07:41 GMT
This is good. Let's keep the toilet stories coming.
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Post by TwistC on Jul 18, 2018 10:27:18 GMT
I had to use the toilet, and because I am physically impaired, I had trouble locking the door by myself. I felt flustered as I sat there, naked and helpless, but that was only the beginning. This large man came in and saw me in my most vulnerable state. He ran out of the room WITHOUT locking the door. I was angry.
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Post by ninjabrute on Jul 18, 2018 11:48:51 GMT
I'm posting this from my toilet.
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Post by Old Baby on Jul 18, 2018 13:19:28 GMT
I had to use the toilet, and because I am physically impaired, I had trouble locking the door by myself. I felt flustered as I sat there, naked and helpless, but that was only the beginning. This large man came in and saw me in my most vulnerable state. He ran out of the room WITHOUT locking the door. I was angry.
Sorry man. Our eyes met. You smiled really awkwardly and I just got scared and bolted.
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Post by Dicky on Jul 18, 2018 18:00:23 GMT
My son, 1y/o, had high temperatures for a few days and they didn’t know the reason why, so, they gave us a collection jar. Basically we had to leave him without any bottoms on and wait for him to start peeing AND THEN you gotta try to catch the wee wees. Anyway, to cut a long story short, my wife waited patiently (or impatiently) for my son to start peeing, but out of nowhere he just stopped and took a massive crap on the living room floor...
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Post by jarry on Jul 18, 2018 19:54:24 GMT
i dont bitch often but i gotta get this off my chest
this guy formerly known as tafkaga posts on a new forum
but
he still uses the same ugly avatar he used on the other board
y
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Post by amsterDAN on Jul 18, 2018 20:37:07 GMT
I run a deli right next to a fine dining restaurant, and often have issues with their prima donna employees acting like asses. Today, as I was pulling up to the place a server from that restaurant suddenly came running out of the front door right into the road in front of my car and I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting him. Helpfully, he held up his hand like a crossing guard to indicate that I needed to stop for him. I pulled into my parking spot a few feet away and watched him for a moment to see what was so damn important it was worth throwing himself in front of a car for. He went to his car, vaped for about thirty seconds, and ran right back into the restaurant. Next time I am not touching the brakes.
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Post by TwistC on Jul 18, 2018 21:29:46 GMT
I had to use the toilet, and because I am physically impaired, I had trouble locking the door by myself. I felt flustered as I sat there, naked and helpless, but that was only the beginning. This large man came in and saw me in my most vulnerable state. He ran out of the room WITHOUT locking the door. I was angry.
Sorry man. Our eyes met. You smiled really awkwardly and I just got scared and bolted.
We'll get through this together brother |
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Post by desertpunk34 on Jul 18, 2018 23:31:33 GMT
So about 3:30 I decide to finally set up the Speakers on my new Gaming Chair I spent 200 bucks on. So I turn off the PC and hook up the wireless shit to my TV, try out the ROKU and the speakers work fine.
I go to turn my PC back on and it struggles for reasons still not known to me but finally loads. It's all glitchy and acting weird when suddenly I get the blue page of death.
"Windows has crashed, please be patient while we collect data"
So they collect their data and the PC attempts to repair itself, of course to no avail. Sooooooooooo I have to reinstall windows on this 1200 dollar PC (That I just now got paid off after 8 months) for the 3rd time since I've had it.
I do not watch porn on the PC, I do not surf random sites on the PC, the PC is just for gaming. The laptop is for porn and puro Bootleg sites lol.
This damn thing and fucking Windows 10 have fucked me over yet again.
Still I learned my lesson from last time, I saved all my fire pro decals and ect on a flash drive.
Fucking Dell, Fucking Windows 10 lol.
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Post by dhcguy on Jul 18, 2018 23:58:32 GMT
i go to the market and wait in line. this fucking old lady pays with a check. like a literal checkbook.
seems to happen to me everytime i go.
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Post by ninjabrute on Jul 19, 2018 0:06:09 GMT
We took out a loan for a LOT of money to have new doors/screen doors for the front and back of our house and 2 new windows in the living room. They came yesterday to do the doors, coming back tomorrow to do the windows. Got home today and noticed a dent in the front screen door. Motherfuckers are gonna be making a new one and replacing it or I'm gonna lose my mind.
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Post by Old Baby on Jul 19, 2018 1:30:31 GMT
i dont bitch often but i gotta get this off my chest this guy formerly known as tafkaga posts on a new forum but he still uses the same ugly avatar he used on the other board y Have you tried asking him politely to change his avatar? It could be that he simply doesn't realize it and you could be doing him a huge favor by simply explaining why it's offensive and requesting that he change it to a pink pony or rainbow colored choo choo or whatever puts you in a positive state of mind. |
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Post by jarry on Jul 19, 2018 8:46:05 GMT
Have you tried offensive pink pony or rainbow colored choo choo or whatever puts you in a positive state of mind. nah this is the bitchposting thread so i just continue to bitchpost behind this guys back bro |
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