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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 8, 2018 6:01:17 GMT
A small TIPWF show took place without any advance advertisement, featuring Cowboy Johnston little more a week away from his #1 Ranking bout against Jean-Pierre Mutombo, and presented the diverse talent of the TIPWF in action at their home base in the Stockade at Amarillo. --- TIPWF: Texan Bar Brawl Wednesday, November 7 at the Stockade in Amarillo, TX Cowboy Johnston vs. Lil' Lariato  Two men with a great deal of respect for each other, Lil' Lariato and Cowboy Johnston went into this match with a level of intensity that started high and only increased as the match continued. The two fought with chairs on the outside, Lariato landed harsh shots, culminating in a stolen Amarillo Sunset and a Final Lariat, both almost netting a victory, but the size and power of Johnston proved to be the determining factor, as a big powerbomb put his foe away. The Exotico World Order (Valentina Verda and Martina Martinez) vs. The Blue Collar Brawlers (The Everyman and Lenny Broadway)  The Brawlers seemed to be at a slight disadvantage with the EWO's unorthodox mind games taking a toll, especially on Lenny Broadway. The Everyman's strong punches almost turned the tide when Valentina Verde caught him with a cheap shot, and eventually managed to lock the Office veteran up in a cradle for the victory. Rodeo Angel vs. Princesa Torbellina(Santana Family Wrestling)  A quality matchup between two fast, technical women that never seemed to slow down or reach any higher levels, with the Angel winning off a flash pin. Misterio Guerrero vs. Roland Chang Jr.  The versatility of Guerrero clashed with the grounded traditions of Chang Junior, and the latter ended up edging this one out with a quick horizontal cradle for the win. --- Match of the Night: Cowboy Johnston vs. Lil' Lariato -What more can be said here? One of the best Office matches of the year, with Lariato looking like a legit threat against the best the Office and the TIPWF has to offer. Performer of the Night: Lil' Lariato -All credit to Lariato for taking the fight to Cowboy Johnston and making a real match out of the main event. Johnston and Valentina Verda both could have claimed this spot as well. --- Two changes have been made to Lariats and Legislators #6, as Vice Versa and the EWO will take on the Three Roland Changs for the TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship and due to Roland Chang Senior taking part in the trios match, TIPWF commissioner Walt Callahan will take his place in the Old Guard battle royale. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 12, 2018 22:22:03 GMT
Here it is! The final, complete, massive card for Lariats #6! Title matches for the TIPWF, PEWA and Wacker Drive Revival! Grudge matches, high energy showcases, wacky antics and legendary veterans all come together for one of the biggest shows in the Office’s history!
Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil
Friday, November 16 (Following ZIP Japan) at the Amarillo National Center in Amarillo TX
#1 Ranking Bout for the Senatorial Office:
Cowboy Johnston(C) vs Jean-Pierre Mutombo
Two of the most charismatic, dynamic and dominant competitors in the entire Senatorial Office vie for the top prize in the main event. JPM managed to gain this shot at the last Lariats event, winning the Fight for the Right tournament, while Cowboy Johnston has successfully held his spot since the debut of the rankings system. The best of the TIPWF and Pan African Wrestling meet here, and the winner will be the undisputed face of the Office.
Santana Family vs Golden Touch Promotions, Stanford's Challenge
Felix Santana Junior, El Froggy Mask, Felix Santana III and Senator Steve Phillips vs. Colossus Rhodes, Crusher Honda, Julio Rivera and Stanford Bradley
A cold war has heated up within the Senatorial Office, pitting many of the fed mainstays and Senator Steve Phillips against Morgan “Midas” Matthews’s Golden Touch Promotions stable. This has been no more pronounced than within Santana Family Wrestling, with Matthews playing games with the Dominican Golden Championship and ordering Colossus Rhodes to injure Salvador Sosa. Also noted within this match has been a subtext involving a threat from Stanford Bradley concerning Senator Steve Phillips, promising to release some sort of hidden information to the public should the Golden Touch team win this match.
Wacker Drive Revival: The Loop Championship Bout:
Mr. Moonsault(D-Team) vs. The X-Treme Kid(No Blood, No Fun)
The D-Team has held The Loop on lockdown, defending the team held title in various formats for some time. While NBNF has not been the most successful team on Wacker Drive Revival, the X-Treme Kid seeks to turn this around with a victory over the fed’s most popular and well known star.
#1 Tag Team Ranking Bout for the Senatorial Office, PEWA Extreme Tag Team Title Bout:
Neon Knights(Supernaut and Holy Diver)(C) vs. Wild Women(Juliette Erving and Mina Fitsharris)
For many months now, the Neon Knights have held onto both the PEWA Extreme Tag Titles after defeating the Bingo Hall Mutants, and have also been the #1 Ranked tag team in the Senatorial Office since the organization opened tag teams up for the honor. They may well face their most dangerous opponents to date in this one, with the Wild Women teaming up in a match with dual ramifications. Perhaps the most important question is this; will Fitsharris and Erving get along well enough and long enough to defeat the Knights?
Hailey Comet vs. Rodeo Angel
Two burgeoning rivals within the TIPWF, the popular daughter of Duke Cogburn looks to answer the challenge of the Rodeo Angel. Comet’s high flying skillset and Angel’s submissions could result in an interesting clash of styles here.
TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout
The Roland Chang Trio (Roland Chang Sr, Roland Chang Jr and Roland Chang III)(C) vs. Vice Versa and the Exotico World Order(Valentina Verda and Martina Martinez)
Current TIPWF Lone Star Trios champions, and three generational team, the Roland Chang Trio will defend their titles against the unorthodox EWO, who have gained a new ally in Vice Versa, fresh off a brief run in Santana Family Wrestling. While the effectiveness of the basic, time tested style of the Roland Changs is easily apparent, the EWO’s outrageous antics mask some serious mat skills.
Lil' Lariato vs. Misterio Guerrero
Two of the most promising prospects of the TIPWF meet in this bout, with Misterio Guerrero pitting his power and agility against the smooth flow and crushing arm of Lil’ Lariato.
TIPWF Old Guard Championship Over the Top Battle Royale
Duke Cogburn vs. Gunny Lee Hart vs. Mr. Nobunaga vs. "Textbook" Tim Dwight vs. Felix Santana Sr. vs. Swingin' Suzie VS. ???
The Old Guard has evolved through the course of the Office’s existence, starting as a loose conglomeration of trainers and mentors to a full on alliance of veteran wrestlers and now in its current configuration, the Old Guard now serves as a full championship division in the TIPWF. This match will crown the first TIPWF Old Guard champion, and features, to quote Cowboy Johnston, “Long Timers” from across the Senatorial Office.
G.P. Christopher vs. Phil Mercury
A last minute addition, with the King of the Openers, GPC showing up to take on Wacker Drive Revival’s superstar showman. These two might be the best in the world at these sorts of high octane openers.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 14, 2018 17:29:39 GMT
 The Senatorial Office Press Release series took place today for Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil. We’ll give you some of the highlights here over the next few days leading up to the event itself on this Friday. --- Phil Mercury: The stage is set, the fans are pumped, and the time is nigh for an unforgettable night! Whatever the people may expect, I promise that your expectations will be subverted, your predictions inverted, your allegiances converted…to the side of the Superstar Showman. G.P. Christopher: I want to put the world on notice. I am the King of the Openers. I am the Ronin of Destiny. My goal each single show is to come out there and be the act that nobody else can hope to follow. I’ve worked too hard to give up my reputation now, no matter who tries to hold me back. Phil Mercury? Don’t make me laugh. I’ll drag a six star match out of that mini-wannabe and spike him on his head with a Destiny Driver…or knock his head right off with a Roninmaker. Gotta leave some suspense in there for the people. --- Walt Callahan: As the TIPWF Commissioner, it’s my job to talk about things concerning the fed. And since you don’t want to hear eight old farts talk on and on, I’m here to talk about that battle royale. We have eight of the top veterans in the industry together for this one. They’re old, but they’re a bunch of badasses. They have the seasoning, and the will to make this a real fight. Because, when you’re this old, and you still want to go out there, you have to have some fight left in you. And I’m gonna say this. Whoever feels lucky enough to win that match…you defend your shiny new title against me, punk. So go ahead…make my day. --- Misterio Guerrero(In Spanish): <Lariato! You define yourself over your ability to throw the arm of thunder with the destructive ability to conclude the ambitions of whichever foes wish to stand above you in the ring, but what you have not calculated is that when you step through the ropes of combat to square off with the Mystery Warrior, you have now placed yourself in the realm of the otherworldly powers of the disembodied spirits of the eternal deities of the Ultimate victory and will be forced to realize that there is no escape when you have challenged the might of the Warrior!> Lil’ Lariato: Now let me put it to you straight, Grr-err-oh, it’s not about all that you know, it’s not that you make it to the show, it’s that you can take and deal the blow, it’s that I’m the one who lives to grow, it’s that I can reap and that I can sew, it’s that you’re going to get caught by the undertow, when you get hit by the arm of Lar-iat-o. --- Roland Chang Senior: This is our match, these are our belts. Nobody but nobody takes these from the Roland Chang Trio without being dragged through Hell and back. Valentina Verda: Don’t even worry about that, the EWO is here! And we and Vice are gonna look just as pretty after we win this match than we did before it! Roland Chang Junior: You mean not at all, you weirdo! You’re all going to go down and the only thing you’re kissing is the mat when my big ol’ boots stomp you right through it! You’re not even going to leave a pink rainbow colored stain left after I stomp that mudhole right into your… Chang Senior: Aw, calm down, Junior. Vice Versa: I’m going to make sure I get you with the Twist Up Special, angry man. Chang Junior: Just you try! Just you try! I’d like to see you try doing that when your chin’s pushed into your clavicle with my Wrangler Lock, interloper! Chang Senior: “Interloper?” Come on, Junior, get a grip! Martina Martinez: I don’t got nothin’ to say. Roland Chang III: Neither do I. Valentina: Aww, stop being a pair of shy wallflowers and have some fun. Martina: I’d rather not. Chang III: Likewise. Chang Senior: Gotta learn to promote a match some day, kid. Chang Junior: Yeah, come on, son, what the hell is wrong with you, you’re a pro wrestler, you talk, you get in people’s face, you shout in their face, you start fights, you get yourself fired up! You got a problem with that? You got a problem with how I taught you to act, son? Stand up for yourself! And go over there and tell those EWO wackjobs that you aren’t gonna let them get away with anything when they try to humiliate the name of Roland Chang! Tell them that you’re gonna toss them across the ring and send them all to the hospital! Tell them that when people want to insult our name, they pay a price! A price paid in blood! Blood! Chang Senior: Alright, alright…kid, don’t take it that far… Valentina: I don’t know, I think he didn’t take it far enough! Chang Senior: Aw, shuddup…before you make him open his yap again. ---  FLORIDA MAN WATCH We here at WWDD have been watching out for stories concerning the PEWA’s most infamous lawbreaker. Apparently, Florida Man got his inner Solid Snake on to sample some low budget cuisine…  |
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Post by TheDenizen on Nov 14, 2018 18:15:12 GMT
this looks like an awesome card. I'm glad I decided to move ZIP up an hour, that way L&L 6 won't be starting too late
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 15, 2018 20:15:05 GMT
More from the Office’s Press Release series for Lariats and Legislators #5: Texas Turmoil:
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Rodeo Angel: (In Spanish) <Hailey is good, but she is not so good that she deserves a top spot on this roster. Her style is exciting to the fans, and she has friends in high places, but none of that matters when you are in the ring! I had to work my way up from nothing! I rode horses in the rodeo, and as a woman, it wasn’t enough for me to be good, I had to be better than everyone else, and I had to look good, too! And when I started wrestling, I had to work harder than all the others, I didn’t have any famous fathers to give me a roster spot! I didn’t have a famous boyfriend who holds the title! I made my way, and I’m going to do it again here in the TIPWF!>
Hailey Comet: Now, Rodeo Angel might really think I’ve got it all easy around here and all, but yah know, I ain’t lookin’ for any handouts around here! I never asked for that! Bless your heart, Angel, but bein’ the daughter of Duke Cogburn meant I had to work harder! Gave me more pressure, not less! That ain’t sayin’ you didn’t earn your way here, but don’t tell me I didn’t earn mine!
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Supernaut: …
Holy Diver: This is the real fight! This is the real challenge! We Neon Knights must fight to keep our spot, our belts, but it will be more tough than ever! Now the War Pigs fly and we fight to avoid to cross Into the Void!
Juliette Erving: Now come on here, you wacked out little ass clown, who do you think you are, calling us a pair of pigs, you sawed off, rounded out laaaaardbucket!
Mina Fitsharris: Yeah, that’s not cool. Not cool at all.
Juliette: Come on, Holy Divah! You two spacemen gonna come right back down to Earth now that me and my best girl Mina gonna get together to give you the roughest match you ever had ‘round here!
Mina: Hold up, I’m not your “best girl,” and I don’t even know why we’re a tag team now.
Juliette:Mina, Mina, Mina, you don’t have to lie for the cameras, we both know how close we are, how close we were last night, you know.
Mina: ARGH! First, I was at home last night, tucking in my kids and sleeping with Kev, not you! Second, really? You have to start this up this bullshit every-single-time you see me and a camera! Get over it!
Juliette: But you’re so cute when you’re flustered!
Mina: You have the most punchable face I’ve ever seen.
Juliette: So you’re saying you just want to touch me?
Mina: With a sledgehammer!
Juliette: Kinky.
Supernaut: …
Mina/Juliette: Shut up!
Supernaut: _ _ _
Mina: Anyway, look, I don’t like playing the games, but when it comes down to it out there, we give them a fight. Forget all the other stuff, I might not be able to stand being in the same room with you, but I know you can fight. And if we can both fight like we want to win this, we’re winning this. No question.
Juliette: And then…
Mina: Erving, enough.
Juliette: And then we bring those PEWA Extreme tag belts back to Philly where everybody knows they belong! And we let that world know that we’re the two baddest ass bitches in the whole wrestling world! And people gonna know Juliette Erving and people gonna know Mina Fitsharris ain’t nuthin’ to mess with! You hear that, High Diver? Yo, you hear that, Super-Not? We’re takin’ our fed’s belts back! We’re takin’ your spots, an’ then me and Mina gonna celebrate like…
Mina: Like we’re the champs. Time to put the Neon era to rest.
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Added news from the Senatorial Office, Wacker Drive Revival and Lightning Pro:
-The Bebop Tiger, Eiji “Jay” Sato has signed a contract to join the Lightning Pro regular roster. He spoke briefly on the matter, stating that “I am still a Blue Note, I am still part of Wacker Drive, but that is now my second home. I go now back to my first home.”
-Replacing Sato on the regular WDR roster as part of the Blue Notes will be the enigmatic Astro Traveler. Keeping with the theme of the Notes, Traveler is known more as a Jazz artist than a wrestler, having put out a series of underground albums of avant garde Free Jazz, and is noted to be a keyboard player who has no fear of introducing esoteric instrumentation into his pieces. In the ring, Traveler is surprisingly athletic, and has a style almost as eclectic as his music.
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Nov 15, 2018 21:00:30 GMT
I'm gonna run an hour before ZIP Japan as well. Itll be a triple block of fire pro goodness
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Post by TheDenizen on Nov 15, 2018 21:31:34 GMT
hey Josh don't forget that ZIP JAPAN is starting an hour earlier than usual this week, 8pm EST.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 16, 2018 5:13:06 GMT
And now for the conclusion to the Lariats #6 Press conference:
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Mr. Moonsault: Everyone knows the D-Team has been the team to beat in Wacker Drive. We got The Loop on lockdown. And the way I see it, this match is going to be another opportunity for one of us to go out there and shine. It's not just Marcus Xavier defending here. It's Freight Train, it's the D-Man, it's Astrid. We're all a team, and we all win or lose together, even if it's just one of us out there at a time. So I have their support, and I think I have what it takes to keep The Loop in our corner.
The X-Treme Kid: You want to know what I think? What I think is that Moonsault over there is a fake phony fraud! He thinks he's special 'cause he jumps around and stuff. But you know what else I think? I think that Mr. Moonsault can suck it! Yeah, that's right, Moonsault!
Mr. Moonsault: Don't write a check you can't cash, Kid.
X-Treme: Oh, you wanna go now? You wanna go now? Well, too bad, big shot, the XTK doesn't fight unless the XTK gets paid for it. And you're gonna pay a price when I line you up for an X-ecution Kick this Friday night! And when that happens, me and Bodybreaker and Downtown got two words for you!
Moonsault: Too bad.
X-Treme: What's that supposed to mean?
Moonsault: You weren't paying attention, were you? Those are the two words you're going to hear in your head when you end up hearing the three count, after I land one of my world famous moonsaults. And you can go suck on that!
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Senator Steve Phillips: It is just you, and me here, is it not?
Morgan "Midas" Matthews: Yes, it is. You and me have come to the conclusion that we do not much see eye to eye. And we both know that we can hold this press conference without the danger of a horde of Santanas trying to attack Colossus Rhodes or whatever nonsense that was.
Senator: That was a mess, was it not? But I believe that was a mess that your actions created more than anything. You are a master manipulator, a snake in the grass, a Machiavellian of the highest order.
Midas: And you twist words like they're pretzels! Now I'm going to speak for my team, my hand picked mega stars. Colossus Rhodes may not be in my best favor at the moment, but he remains the most dangerous giant in the world! You may have heard of Crusher Honda, the woman everyone fears! Oh yes, Miss Honda is ready for this. Then you have the less impressive side of the team. Since Ibrahim Rahman was stupid enough to get himself injured on that African tour, I instead replaced him with Colossus's friend, the Irresistible Force, Julio Rivera. And then we have Stanford Bradley...who might be the most valuable man on the whole team...when he's not in the ring.
Senator: Your team is impressive, or at least, possesses some impressive elements, that I can hardly deny. But you may well underestimate the formidable qualities of my own alliance. Felix Santana III is an athletic marvel, an amateur wrestler of considerable skill and he has no shortage of desire to take on the biggest challenges he can find. El Froggy Mask has racked up an astounding set of accomplishments around the Critical Alliance, the longest reigning Internet Champion to date and nobody can draw more energy from their supporters than the Notorious EFM. And then we have Felix Santana Junior. A legend in his own time. A man so skilled, graceful, fluid and improvisational in the ring that his style approaches sheer poetry. A man who has a mission to take revenge for a fallen rival, no matter what the cost. Then that brings you to the man who stands here before you. Someone who you may believe to be faded and irrelevant in the ring. But let me remind you that I won the last time I competed. And also, Mr. Matthews, let me present you with a question; do you really think that Stanford Bradley is ready to take on the newsmaker, the headline breaker, office taker, world shaker, the roughest, toughest, most intelligent son of a gun ever to step into the squared circle? I shall declare this very moment that, when I do enter into that ring, Stanford Bradley had best hope that there is a clear path for him to head for the hills, for should he find himself unable to avoid the conflict, I am well prepared to extract a terrible price from him! And that, Morgan Matthews, is nothing...but the truth!
Midas: Ah, Senator Steve Phillips. You talk such a big game? And you want to target the weakest link of my team? But you do know that the biggest man on my team has a clear bounty, specifically, to put an end to the weakest link on your team...even more specifically, to you, Phillips! You're a thorn in my side, and have become an anchor dragging down your own company. You refuse to listen to a real businessman to make the decisions that need to be made. And you take the side of the insubordinate holdouts who fight every good business move I try to make! That ends now, you hear me, this Friday, the end is coming! And you better be ready for what Stanford has on you when your team loses and you're laying there injured, because I'm not just going to ruin you here, I'm ruining your day job, too! You thought you had a handle on this, you thought I was just an empty headed money man, but you made your last wrong decision when you tried to shut me down!
Senator: We shall see. We shall see...
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Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Is it ok that I speak first? I mean to say, I am not trying to steal the spot of Mr. Cowboy here, he is the #1, still, after all!
Cowboy Johnston: Nah, go right ahead, I ain't got no problem with that at all!
Mutombo: Thank you very much! So, I just want to first start this off by thanking Senator Steve Phillips for standing behind my Pan African Tour, and the Pan African Wrestling project. It was a great success! We toured across eight nations and had wonderful wrestlers from all around the continent showing their amazing skills and fighting ability! Thank you for letting Mr. Ali and I make that dream come true!
Cowboy: Yeah, that there was a damn cool thing t' watch back here in the States! Gotta say I enjoyed it a bunch, an' so did a bunch o' other folks back here. Makes me wish I coulda been there, but yah know, that was a good time.
Mutombo: Next time we tour, you are most certainly invited to join along! FENYANG would be very, very happy to have another man of the western style on our tour! But anyway, we are not here today for Pan African Wrestling! We are here because there is going to be a big, big match this Friday! One of the biggest matches ever for the Office! A match to determine who is the man who is representing the Office around the world! The #1 Ranked wrestler in all the groups of the Office! And since the Senatorial Office started, that man was Cowboy Johnston! A great wrestler! A wonderful person! But Mr. Cowboy, you have been on top for a long time! And in fact, I, Jean-Pierre say that it is just about too long of a time!
Cowboy: Now, look here, Jean-Pierre, I like you. Yer the sorta feller I can sit down an' drink sum Lone Star with. But much as I think yer a good guy, I can't be havin' you talk about takin' my spot 'round here. I held this #1 Ranking long as the Office kept track! An' I ain't givin' it up for nuthin! When Crusher Honda came 'round, I didn't give it up to her! When Tomas tried his tricks, ah showed him better! An' now, you earned the chance, Jean-Pierre. Ah'm cool wit' that, but if yah think mah time is up already...yah just made a big mistake.
Mutombo: No! The only mistake is that you think I am not ready to take that spot! For years, I have earned more and more fans, who have wished me all of their wonderful goodwill, and as I traveled around the world, I hear over and over that they want me to take the shot! They think this is my time! Their well wishes give me a strength that I did not know that I had within me! And I cannot let those wishes go unanswered! And it is because of that, it is for that reason that I must beat you! I must be the #1, this Friday!
Cowboy: Look, ah think you deserve it much as anyone does. You do good stuff 'round here. Yer as tough as they come. An' I heard it first hand, you got one helluva fan base, an' they do cheer loud. But Jean-Pierre, ah got sum fans too. An' even worse for yer sake, we're not fightin' in Kinshasa. We're fightin' right here home in Amarillo, Texas. Right in mah home town. So yah wanna talk 'bout fans an' wantin' to make them happy? Ah got an arena full of 'em that ah gotta send home happy this Friday. Yah hear that? Cause if you ain't hearin' it now, you sure gonna hear it when it comes time.
Mutombo: That is all good and fine. We both are men of great fighting ability, with wonderful fans! And we will do whatever we can to give them a match they will be happy with no matter who wins, whether I win, or you win, we do this right, we are men of real sporting honor, so there are no bad feelings, just strong fighting!
Cowboy: Now ah can drink to that 'un! You an' me, we're tearin' that roof down! Let's go out there and make it one they ain't gonna be able t' stop talkin' about for weeks!
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Two quick notes: There will be a new set of rankings posted within the week after Lariats #6 concludes, and there will also be an updated list of injuries from within the Office network.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 16, 2018 21:09:36 GMT
Do you have a taste for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence? Do you like colorful characters and bloody feuds? Are you just a plain old pro wrestling fan? Then start off your night here at 7:00 PM ET by watching an episode of AAW Superstars at www.twitch.tv/doinktAnd after the boys from Jersey open you up and paint the ring red for an hour, it'll be 8:00 PM CT, and time for ZIP Japan: Wars of Attrition at www.twitch.tv/therealdenizen Revel in the chaos as upstart ZIP Junior Heavy champion Johnny Rekless defends against the Mask-killer, Tetsuo K! Enter the eye of the maelstrom as the Storm of the Century challenge once again for the ZIP Tag Titles against the technical workhorses, Nails 'N Grinds! You'll feel the aftershock of each crushing blow as GORO and Daisuke Shimura meet in a #1 Contender's match for the top prize! And a trio of terrific competitors meet to determine the #1 Joshi contender with Lady Armbreaker, Hanako Yoshii takes on the unpredictable Vicki Violence and the imposing Psycho Witch! All this, Doogan Bros, CUTIE BOOTIES, Darkness HAGE, ECKO and much, much more! Be there! And if you show up for AAW, and you show up for ZIP, and somehow you felt "I want to challenge myself to a full on wrestling marathon," then you have a chance to see one of the biggest events of the year as the Senatorial Office travels to Amarillo, TX for Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil at www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips The top spot is on the line as Cowboy Johnston defends his #1 ranking against the African Supersensation, Jean-Pierre Mutombo! Senator Steve Phillips and Santana Family Wrestling take on Colossus Rhodes, Crusher Honda and Golden Touch Promotions in a titanic clash! The Loop will be defended as Mr. Moonsault of the D-Team goes up against X-Treme Kid of NBNF! Mina Fitsharris and Juliette Erving will struggle to co-exist, and to challenge for the #1 ranked tag rankings against perennial stars, the Neon Knights! And if that wasn't enough, you have Hailey Comet, the Old Guard, Lil' Lariato, the EWO and much, much more! And then, I think, we can get some sleep...maybe. (is it just me or am I the only one who thinks that proboards finds a way to screw your code up?) |
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Post by Pandakid on Nov 16, 2018 22:07:42 GMT
Do you have a taste for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence? Do you like colorful characters and bloody feuds? Are you just a plain old pro wrestling fan? Then start off your night here at 7:00 PM ET by watching an episode of AAW Superstars at www.twitch.tv/doinktAnd after the boys from Jersey open you up and paint the ring red for an hour, it'll be 8:00 PM CT, and time for ZIP Japan: Wars of Attrition at www.twitch.tv/therealdenizen Revel in the chaos as upstart ZIP Junior Heavy champion Johnny Rekless defends against the Mask-killer, Tetsuo K! Enter the eye of the maelstrom as the Storm of the Century challenge once again for the ZIP Tag Titles against the technical workhorses, Nails 'N Grinds! You'll feel the aftershock of each crushing blow as GORO and Daisuke Shimura meet in a #1 Contender's match for the top prize! And a trio of terrific competitors meet to determine the #1 Joshi contender with Lady Armbreaker, Hanako Yoshii takes on the unpredictable Vicki Violence and the imposing Psycho Witch! All this, Doogan Bros, CUTIE BOOTIES, Darkness HAGE, ECKO and much, much more! Be there! And if you show up for AAW, and you show up for ZIP, and somehow you felt "I want to challenge myself to a full on wrestling marathon," then you have a chance to see one of the biggest events of the year as the Senatorial Office travels to Amarillo, TX for Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil at www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips The top spot is on the line as Cowboy Johnston defends his #1 ranking against the African Supersensation, Jean-Pierre Mutombo! Senator Steve Phillips and Santana Family Wrestling take on Colossus Rhodes, Crusher Honda and Golden Touch Promotions in a titanic clash! The Loop will be defended as Mr. Moonsault of the D-Team goes up against X-Treme Kid of NBNF! Mina Fitsharris and Juliette Erving will struggle to co-exist, and to challenge for the #1 ranked tag rankings against perennial stars, the Neon Knights! And if that wasn't enough, you have Hailey Comet, the Old Guard, Lil' Lariat, the EWO and much, much more! And then, I think, we can get some sleep...maybe. (is it just me or am I the only one who thinks that proboards finds a way to screw your code up?) porboards uh... finds a way |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Nov 16, 2018 22:57:14 GMT
I'm having uploading issues so the show is getting pushed back :( the main event is Hatagi Ogai vs Nishimura Endo and a great old school AAW brawl featuring Pepper Mask
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 19, 2018 7:48:59 GMT
Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil Friday, November 16 (Following ZIP Japan) at the Amarillo National Center in Amarillo TX Bonus Match Astro Traveler vs. El Experto  The newest member of the Blue Notes took on the Worldwide Luchador in this one, and both men played to their strengths, but it was Experto's Perfect Clutch, the Agarre Perfecto that finished the match. #1 Ranking Bout for the Senatorial Office: Cowboy Johnston(C) vs Jean-Pierre Mutombo  If the eight person elimination tag was a low point for the Office, the main event did a bit to improve the morale afterwards. Both Johnston and Mutombo fought with honor, and in the end, the African Supersensation survived Johnston's best shot to catch the Top Ranked opponent with a horizontal cradle, and become #1 in his own right! Santana Family vs Golden Touch Promotions, Stanford's Challenge Felix Santana Junior, El Froggy Mask, Felix Santana III and Senator Steve Phillips vs. Colossus Rhodes, Crusher Honda, Julio Rivera and Stanford Bradley  This match...not the best moment in Office history, no matter which side you supported. Stanford Bradley antagonized his foes incessantly, Felix Santana III was inexplicably bald, and while El Froggy Mask made a valiant last stand for his side, even pinning Crusher Honda from countering the Murder Crush, he eventually was DQed wrongfully for holding onto a chair too long...and rumor has it that Stanford Bradley applied Stick-um to the chair when he tossed it to the luchador. Simply an abysmal showing, and one that dragged on as long as the rest of the show put together, seemingly. Wacker Drive Revival: The Loop Championship Bout: Mr. Moonsault(D-Team) vs. The X-Treme Kid(No Blood, No Fun)  In a night full of shocking results, this one was up there. The X-Treme Kid took some of the best offence from Mr. Moonsault, and responded with a huge superkick to pin the seven footer and take The Loop for his NBNF team. #1 Tag Team Ranking Bout for the Senatorial Office, PEWA Extreme Tag Team Title Bout: Neon Knights(Supernaut and Holy Diver)(C) vs. Wild Women(Juliette Erving and Mina Fitsharris)  The Wild Women actually co-existed quite well in this bout, but the Neon Knights proved once more that they are still the top team in the Office, following a Spiral Architect from Supernaut. Hailey Comet vs. Rodeo Angel  A strong point made by Comet, in disproving Angel's derogatory accusations, by outclassing her in the ring and pinning her with a spectacular Mysteriorana. TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout The Roland Chang Trio (Roland Chang Sr, Roland Chang Jr and Roland Chang III)(C) vs. Vice Versa and the Exotico World Order(Valentina Verda and Martina Martinez)  Two teams with no love lost met up here, and TIPWF newcomer Vice Versa was the difference maker, as she caught Chang III with the Twist Up Special. Lil' Lariato vs. Misterio Guerrero  A quick and effective showing from Lariato who used his trademark attack to finish off the Mystery Warrior. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Over the Top Battle Royale Duke Cogburn vs. Gunny Lee Hart vs. Mr. Nobunaga vs. "Textbook" Tim Dwight vs. Felix Santana Sr. vs. Swingin' Suzie VS. Biff Taylor vs. Wataru Nakajima(ZIP Japan)  The initial Old Guard title holder was to be determined in this bout, and the veteran competitors gave it their all. In the end, it came down to Mr. Nobunaga, who rapidly eliminated old friend Wataru Nakajima and tapped out Swingin' Suzie with a rolling guillotine to become the inagural Old Guard champion. G.P. Christopher vs. Phil Mercury  One of the best matches of the night, bar none. Both of these men are regarded as top notch workers in the Office, and both gave this their best effort, with an astounding upset courtesy of Mercury's swinging Complete Shot. --- Match of the Night: G.P. Christopher vs. Phil Mercury -Amazingly(or not so, if you spoke to GPC), it was the opening bout of the night that stole the show. Christopher was on his game, but Phil Mercury elevated his own to another level in a nitro-boosted start to the event. Performer of the Night: Jean-Pierre Mutombo -A feel good victory and a landmark win for the African Supersensation, all the more needed directly after the cluster mess of the eight person tag that preceded it. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 19, 2018 19:12:25 GMT
Senatorial Office Rankings for November '18
1. Jean-Pierre Mutombo [Last Month: 5]
The king is dead, long live the king! A more deserving #1 could hardly be conjured up as Mutombo carried the landmark Pan African Tour and defeated the longstanding top ranked Cowboy Johnston to become the second individual to stand at the competitive pinnacle of the Office. Well done.
2. Cowboy Johnston [Last Month: 1]
For the first time in his Office tenure, Johnston learns what it’s like to sit in second place. The raw boned Texan lost a close battle with JPM, but fought well, and remains the star of the TIPWF.
3. El Froggy Mask [Last Month: 3]
No change for the Notorious EFM, who remains the CA Internet champion and is arguably still the most popular member of the Office around the entire Critical Alliance. A pinfall elimination of Crusher Honda at Lariats #6 only adds to his legend.
4. Tomas the Tiny Giant [Last Month: 4]
Static in his position, the Tiny Giant successfully defended his PEWA Extreme title against Florida Man at a recent show and remains one of the more imposing threats in the Office.
5. Mohammad Ramses [Last Month: 15]
Winning the Pan African Championship in Lagos, Nigeria gave Ramses a solid ten spot boost up the ranks, and his outside bookings have not hurt, either.
6. Mr. Moonsault [Last Month: 7]
Although Mr. Moonsault lost The Loop in a singles match against the X-Treme Kid at Lariats #6, he remains one of the most popular members of the entire Critical Alliance, and also won the White Rose Wrestling National Championship.
7. The X-Treme Kid [Last Month: N/A]
A most unlikely victory gave the XTK the seventh spot in the rankings, and his stock has been on the rise with a solid win over Walt Callahan not too long ago, either.
8. Colossus Rhodes [Last Month: 6]
The Immovable Object is still imposing, still destructive, but after a few high profile losses and less than optimal showings, dropped a few spots from last time around.
9. Crusher Honda [Last Month: 2]
A lack of consistency put Honda a bit further down than one might expect, but most should expect that her stock should rise back up quickly when Lightning Pro starts holding shows for the Office.
10. Thiago Gracie [Last Month: N/A]
The UCSS Openweight Champion gets back on the ranks with a solid win over Aoife Daley. His armbar is still a fearsome weapon.
11. Renate Barlowe [Last Month: N/A]
The Mercenary in Exile might be the single most vicious competitor in the entire Office. Her consistent showings on the Pan African Tour demanded recognition.
12. Nefertiri [Last Month: N/A]
The wife of Mohammad Ramses made a mark in her own right, and even without her other successful matches, Nefertiri earned this through an impossible single handed comeback against the entirety of the Mistfire Coven team in a six woman tag match.
13: Lil' Lariato [Last Month: N/A]
A win over Misterio Guerrero and a stunning performance in defeat to Cowboy Johnston along with some prolific showings on the independent circuit placed the Houston rapper on the board.
14. Florida Man [Last Month: N/A]
The wacked out junkie took Tomas to the limit and has also had some solid independent showings around the CA. Erratic that he might be, Florida Man is always dangerous in his own right.
15. Phil Mercury [Last Month: N/A]
Perhaps too low of a listing for Mercury, who has done nothing but impress time in and time out. His victory over G.P. Christopher at Lariats #6 could be a momentum builder for his career.
Bumped Off
Felice Santana [8]
Salvador Sosa [9]
Eiji “Jay” Sato [10]
Felix Santana Jr. [11]
Anthony Kalb [12]
Juliette Erving [13]
Mina Fitsharris [14]
Almost a genocide of the mid table entries from last time, with Sosa falling due to injury, Sato and both Santanas off a lack of recent quality Office wins, and both Erving and Fitsharris were transferred to the tag ranks.
Close Calls
Yetunde Oya, Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammdi, Ruthless Nicole Alger, G.P. Christopher, Aoife Daley, Bath Salts Zombie, Mr. Nobunaga, Sir Vladimir Henry, Victor Van Banning
Not Ever Happening
Stanford Bradley
'Nuff said.
Tag Team Rankings
1. Neon Knights [Supernaut and Holy Diver] [Last Month: 1]
This reign has already solidified these two as surefire locks for an Office Hall of Fame, should one ever be instituted. They now seem to be taking it into the territory of legends, defeating every team that challenges.
2. The Wild Women [Mina Fitsharris and Juliette Erving] [Last Month: N/A]
A close challenge for the top rank didn’t diminish the fact that these two are starting to look like a legit team, and are both fearsome enough on their own that they might just make this work.
3. The Bingo Hall Mutants [Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah] [Last Month: 4]
Still two of the most fearsome bruisers in the game, still on top of their game.
4. The Muscle Machines [Adonis Avery Alexander and Gary Gear] [Last Month: 5]
The Machines have evolved their style over the last few months, and have become quality foes for any team on Phoenix Rising’s Proving Ground brand.
5. The Exotico World Order [Valentina Verda and Martina Martinez] [Last Month: N/A]
The two Mexican exoticos have proven the value of their unorthodox approach, defeating the Blue Collar Brawlers and teaming with Vice Versa to win the TIPWF Lone Star Trios title.
Bumped Off
Queen’s Rangers [Last Month: 2]
The Capitalists [Last Month: 3]
Both the Rangers and the Capitalists could argue that they deserved to keep their spots, but there’s just not much space on the tag rankings.
Close Calls
The Roland Chang Trio [Roland Chang Senior, Roland Chang Junior and Roland Chang III]
The Goodfellas [Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod]
Very Canadian [Canadian Grizzly and Megan Chabot]
The Changs can function as both a trio or a variety of tag configurations, so they make it on this list.
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Injury Report
Diego Santana
-Fully Healed (Diego Santana has been cleared to return to action, after spending several months on the shelf due to a Kyle Anderson Dinosuar Buster)
Killer King Jones
-Concussion Protocol, end of December (KKJ took a harsh knee from Chenzira Ga’Dan on the Pan African Tour and has sat out ever since. Expect him back sooner than later, however)
Ibrahim Rahman
-Concussion Protocol, Injured Neck, end of January at the earliest (Thanks to King Bemba, Rahman’s been in recovery mode, and should not be back for some time unless he convinces the medical staff that he’s good to go)
Salvador Sosa
-Concussion Protocol, Various Head and Neck Injuries, Summer 2019 at the earliest (Salvador Sosa had a close call concerning his life after a Colossus Rhodes powerbomb spiked him on his head with terrible force. Sosa should consider himself lucky if he can return to action at all in the next year.)
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Post by Senator Phillips on Nov 19, 2018 23:36:35 GMT
News and reactions following Lariats and Legislators #6: Texas Turmoil. Directly after the event, Jean-Pierre Mutombo spoke to the press, a bottle of champagne in both hands. Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Yes! This is what is called living the dream! I am truly living the dream right now! And it is a good dream! For years, this is something I have worked for, but I do not do this if I do not have fans who support me and my dream! As JPM continued, Cowboy Johnston, back in street clothes and a Stetson hat walked up, carrying a case of Lone Star beer, Hailey Comet following behind. Cowboy Johnston: Well, look what we got ourselves here! We got Mister Number One right here! JPM: It is good! It is very good! Cowboy: Now look here, Mister Number One, yah beat me fair 'n square, so that means ah gotta go help you party here...my home town, ah know all the good places. 'Fraid there ain't no lil' cute French suplex gals around town, though... Hailey Comet: Come on, Jean-Pierre, we'll show you a real Western bar, you'll love it! JPM: And like I said, it is very good! I like the sound of this! Do not think I will take it easy if we fight again, though! Cowboy: Not on yer life! --- Senator Steve Phillips: No excuses. No pity. No prevaricating. That was abysmal. We are fortunate indeed that El Froggy Mask salvaged one of the worst group performances I have ever seen, let alone participate in. Perhaps...no, I stated that there would be no pity. We deal with the consequences and we proceed. I have nothing else to state. --- Stanford Bradley: I told you what was gonna happen, and did you listen to Uncle Stanford? No! But look what I did! I made Senator Asshole Phillips look like the Metamucil chewing chump that he is! So yeah, that means there's gonna be a Funny Factory, special edition, this Wednesday, just wait to see what I have to show you all! --- Mr. Moonsault: No comment. --- The X-Treme Kid: I got two words for you! The Loop! But that doesn't mean you don't suck it, too! Yeah! I went out there and I won that trophy on my own! So on this day, No Blood, No Fun, is no more! No more! We're changing the name! It's NBNF now, just the acronym, got that? We're changing the roster! Bodybreaker Brown, Downtown Lucy Brown...you two can suck it! All the way back to PEWA! And replacing them, I got two people who I square with! Two homies from back in the backyard who bleed, cross chop and superkick things like I like to see! DUDE Smith! Emerald Santiago! And the X-Treme Kid are NBNF! And if you're not down with that, I got two words for you! --- Supernaut: ... Holy Diver: We did what we had to do, and it is obvious now that we are truly the Men on the Silver Mountain, the kings of all we see! And as Diver speaks, a woman steps out from behind him, dressed in a similar jumpsuit and mask. Hija de Holy Diver: And we're going to take the Trios Titles from the TIPWF next! --- Punching a locker repeatedly, and leaving sizable dents, Juliette Erving can be seen taking out her frustration in the Wild Women's locker room. Juliette Erving: Sonova bitch! Son-of-a-bitch! I don't get pinned! Not like that! Mina Fitsharris: Hey...much as I think it's sorta funny to see you hurt yourself, maybe that isn't so smart. Juliette: What? What do you know about that? This is my therapy! Mina: Punching lockers? Don't know if I want to know your therapist or want to stay far away. Juliette: I...I...I did my best. And it wan't enough. Why? Mina: We lost. Think I don't hate it? Because I probably hate it more than you. Juliette: That's a lie! Mina: Hey, you want to fight me again, just go talk to Biff, and if you call me a liar again, I'LL go to Biff, but let's just calm down. We tagged, what, two times now? A few weeks ago, I'd be happy if we called it quits. But now I'm thinking I don't like leaving business unfinished. We worked ok as a team. But we're just starting. Let's get a plan now. We can win that spot. We can beat the Knights. We just didn't do it tonight. Let's see if we can get another match. Juliette: Aww, you wanna spend more time around me, don't you? Mina: Ugh, ugh, ugh, why do I even bother? Why? --- A Wacker Drive Revival show is scheduled for later this week, with the following card: Wacker Drive Revival: NBNF Homecoming Main Event NBNF (X-Treme Kid, DUDE Smith and Emerald Santiago) vs. Team PEWA (Bodybreaker Brown, Downtown Lucy Brown and Hobo Harry)(PEWA)The XTK's newly reformed team and Loop Champions takes on former members Bodybreaker and Downtown, with Hobo Harry making one of his semi-regular WDR appearances. Stakhonovite Warrior vs. Mr. MoonsaultThis could either be a solid recovery match for the former ace, or it could be a call to arms for the Warrior. The D-Train (Freight Train McMichaelson and Daunte Thomas) vs. Queen's Rangers (Valerie May and Phil Mercury)The hard hitting D-Train goes up against the athletic and speedy Queen's Rangers in this one. Astro Traveler vs. Humberto OrtegaA potential show stealer opening things up, with the cosmic ways of Traveler going up against the laid back style of Ortega. |
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Post by Ripley on Nov 20, 2018 0:06:41 GMT
I always speak your praises but I don't think I've done enough in the thread and I apologize I haven't been able to catch shows as often as I'd like. I lovelovelove that you have an overarching Sen's Office whilst every promotion has its own distinct feel and yet still I can tell when a Sen edit is a Sen edit. And you write all of them very well. If anyone in the community has a grip on how to write characters believably and well, it is most certainly you, Sen. I really admire that considering how many damned characters and promotions you have going on. You put a lot of work into this and it pays off—and I don't just mean in the ring with fun characters and solid matches. The promos go a long way. The rankings that make your shit unique goes a long way. There's a lot for people to look at in this thread and to take some tips from because it's all golden. Excited to see what comes of the WDR show and the new edits you've created for it. Excited to see Juliette and Mina tag and maybe even a friendly rivalry match or two come out of it. Mina's just kinda been... floating around lately and she's always been lowkey one of my favourites for BROOTAL! matches so it's fun to see her featured a bit more regularly. Also honestly love that Colossus Rhodes has been shown as beatable. Makes the character that much more interesting. And I think, honestly, if played right, especially consider Midas, he could end up being a sympathetic babyface, which is... well, that's something. There's something in there that if results go a certain way (or honestly even if he goes in a winning streak can still be pulled off) that I think could lead to some great, explosive stuff.
You are most definitely among the lifeblood of keeping the efedding going around here in your support of others in stream and positive words for other people's work. Your insight into edits and promos and everything. So it's only fair I commend your work and let you know it definitely isn't going unseen and unappreciated. It's a fun ride.
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