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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 14, 2018 15:31:12 GMT
Night Two is tonight following ZIP Japan, which airs its own show at 8:00 PM CT! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips on the Senatorial Streaming service, as usual! Office Statements for ZIP x Lightning Pro: Night Two (Any statements translated from Japanese are in <brackets> ) G.P. Christopher: I proved to the world on the first night that I am here to be a supernova! I spiked ECKO on his head and I rendered him unable to continue! I took his best shot and laughed it off! So now, everyone says I’m the underdog again, against Justin Starr. Screw that! I’m the Ronin of Destiny! I’m gonna show the world that I’m the uncrowned champ, that I can take anyone past their limit, and when I eventually win that Victorious Medal, I’m gonna only defend it in the opener, the most prestigious spot of the night! Bring it on, Starr, we’ll set the standard for everyone to follow tonight, and then I’m taking that win! --- Kaede Kinoshita: <It is my honor to take on Yumi in this match tonight! She is a great opponent! But I will not flinch! I will not back down! And I will not lose this match! I hope I can dazzle the fans with Stardust, and we will please the world!> --- Gary Gear: So those two little chumps think they can withstand an explosion of power? Adonis Avery Alexander: Rekless Endangerment are really good, or so I was told. They look the part. They’re fast, agile, athletic. They can wrestle, they can fly. But there’s one problem. Gary Gear: They’re too small! AAA: And the Muscle Machines are going to show them just what that means. --- Eiji “Jay” Sato: <I’m back home again. The Bebop Tiger packed the house in Chicago. Played the Blue Note with pride. Spread love with improvisation in the ring and on the stage. And I thank Big Robert Montgomery for the opportunity. I’ll be back there some day. And I hope he’ll take the trip over here, too, bringing Josie Jett with him. All respect to the Astro Traveler. He’s welcome too, and he’s carrying the flame in my absence.> Sato: <But now I am back here in my home, where I was trained, where I grew up, where I became a wrestler. And in my return, I see I am going to have an uncool cat to mellow out, in GORO. A note for you to take, GORO. Nobody likes someone who can’t go with the flow, who always has to take his without giving back. They don’t throw trash at me, even if they cheered for the other guy.> --- Wrecker Yamamoto: <PSYCHO WITCH! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WITHSTAND THE BRUTALIZTION OF YOUR NECK? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOVE WITH YOUR BONES SHATTERED AND YOUR SPIRIT ERADICATED? DO YOU? IF YOU CAN DO THAT, YOU CAN BEAT ME! BUT ONLY THEN! AND YOU WILL NOT!> --- The Outlaw, Sam Hall: They didn’t give the Outlaw a match? Shit. Nobody wants a piece of the Outlaw, do they? Damn their eyes, I’m too dangerous for any people out there, don’t want the old ladies fainting when a big bad Texan tears into one of their people. They think they can leave Sam Hall off the card…they thought wrong… --- Tarkhan the Mangler: <I am Tarkhan! Watch me! I will be champion!> ALEXANDER: <Tarkhan is a dangerous man. He is unique, and presents a threat to anyone. Certainly someone who can move like he moves at his size, with his power, is a force to contend for anything. But he is not infused with the blood of a Hopalite, with the lineage of the Samurai. He is not ALEXANDER! He is not as determined as I am! He does not want this as much as I want this!> Tarkhan: <I do want this more than you want this!> ALEXANDER: <You do not want this as much as I want this! I know that you do not!> Tarkhan: <How do you know how much I want?> ALEXANDER: <Because there is no limit to how much fighting spirit my ancestry has given me! There is no limit to how much I want this, to what I will do to win this, what I will take to win this!> Tarkhan: <Little man, I am blood of Genghis the Great! My blood is stronger!> ALEXANDER: <I am named after the greatest conqueror of all! And I am going to follow in his footsteps! I, ALEXANDER declare that I am the one who will win!> Tarkhan: <I am Tarkhan! Instead I will win!> (This continued on for a few more minutes, but I think you get the picture) --- Nishimura Endo: <I’ve been through a lot in my career. I’ve seen a lot, done a lot. I paid my dues. Many times over. So being the champion here, holding the Victorious Medal, it means a lot. My father put me through a lot, and while I questioned everything when I was younger, I know now that my past only made me stronger for now. Over the last year, L-Pro has been my domain. I have been unquestioned in this. But now Crusher Honda wants to return. She thinks it is “inevitable” that she comes back from the United States and defeats me. But this is not going to be easy for you!> Crusher Honda: <Poor old man! You will be broken! Because if you do not accept that I will run over you like a steamroller slowly crushing down the body of a little rabbit into a red smear on the pavement, then you will risk your life in the ring! You will know how it feels for your career to slip away from you every single time I drive you into the mat! You will feel the despair that you deserve to feel when that Victorious Medal is held up by me after it is over! I cannot lose here! And the doctors and the nurses will all try to comfort you, but you will know that their words are meaningless when you can no longer do what you love to do, that everything you went through was a waste, when you see that the real ruler of this realm is ME!> Endo: <Lots of words. Words are fine. But they do not decide the matter.> Honda: <I agree with that! It is not words that will end your career! It is not words that will finish the destruction of your soul that your father started! It will be my desire to not just defeat you, but to end you that will do that!> Endo: <You are ignorant, crass, and foolish. You speak of ending my reign, my career, you speak of being invincible, that you can’t lose. But you couldn’t beat Johnston in the United States. You lost to people in that little no-budget group. You are beatable. And if you are, then I will find a way to do so.> Honda: <Who are you? Who are you to question me? You beat some worthless chumps over here, and you think you’re better? You think I lose here in Japan to the likes of you? I will destroy you right now! Right here, right now!> At this point, security had to step in and hold Honda back, while Endo hoisted the Victorious Medal over his shoulder, turned around, and walked away without another word. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 16, 2018 16:13:17 GMT
Results from ZIP x Lightning Pro: Night Two:  Stanford Bradley: Nope! Nobody cares about that! What we have here now isn't some set of results from some show in Japan that five people watched! What we have here is an early holiday present from yours truly! Yep, Uncle Stanford came through! Nobody thought it'd happen. Everyone wrote ol' Stanford off, but what we have here is the real deal! We got the goods! So right now, everyone who said I didn't have shit, they can kiss my ass! Stanford: First off, let me explain just what this package of goodies is all about. See, Sherlock Bradley over here saw some patterns. Some things that just stood out. Things that I couldn't ignore. A number of months back, Senator Asshole Phillips gave the big OK to a new thing in the Office. He signed some "martial arts" types and called it UCSS. Personally I think that stands for Under Clothes Shitting Services, but whatever. But as I was saying, he signed these people, and one of these people was a redheaded Irish firecracker, named something I can't pronounce, so I'm just calling her Firecracker for the rest of this, got it? Good. The thing is about Firecracker is that she shows up and gets booked every-single-show for several months or so, in bigger and bigger spots. And I can't figure out why for a while, yeah, yours truly actually does have limits to his incredible intelligence! Stanford: Then I realized it. From whatever we can piece together of Senator Steve Phillips and his hidden predilections, he's been rumored to have a thing for...you guessed it, redheads. So someone not named Stanford Bradley using a real cheap phone camera may or may not have kept an eye out...and discovered this:  Stanford: The uber-fancy El Diplomat! There they are! Paydirt! Confirmation! Proof that Stanford Bradley knows what he's talking about! You see that? Yeah, you saw that. So now you know. But because I never do things halfway, and because my people deserve to have the world see the results of their hard work, I got something even better!  Stanford: Oh, the mighty Watergate Hotel! The building that we use to name all our scandals here in DC-ville! Our fine photographer took a beautiful picture here, it really is! But it's not the picture that you all would really be interested in.  Stanford: And there we have it. Everyone can apologize to Uncle Stanford now. Go ahead, I'm waiting. Nobody thought I had something this good...but here it is! Phillips and Firecracker, in all their glory! And look at those boxers! I mean, is this guy like the ultimate 'murica man or something? Even in the bedroom, he wears something like that! Stanford: Now, let me finish here on a more serious note. Senator Asshole Phillips, we see what games you're playing. You're no better than Fatass Popeye Weinstein! And because we don't want those types around here, I, Stanford Bradley, am personally asking for, no, demanding your resignation, effective immediately! We have a better option now, and his name is Midas! So, step aside for the good of the Office, and you can let your good times roll, somewhere else! |
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Post by Zealot on Dec 16, 2018 16:16:07 GMT
Still betting that Stanford was the man behind the ZIP Man mask. Setting myself up for the obvious disappointment.
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Dec 16, 2018 19:10:15 GMT
Is Stanford Bradley running for Senator? Is this the dawn of the Stanford Bradley era??? Also... Props on the boxers Sen, very stylin... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 16, 2018 19:10:56 GMT
The ACTUAL results for ZIP x Lightning Pro: Night Two --- ZIP x Lightning Pro: Night TwoFriday, December 14 following the second night of the Super Z Cup at the Kyoto Central Gymnasium in Kyoto, Japan Main Event: Lighting Pro Victorious Medal Bout Nishimura Endo(C) vs. Crusher Honda  The underdog champion in spite of it all, Endo was in for a tough night against one of the most dominant wrestlers in the world with Crusher Honda. And Honda did take him to the limit, breaking out the head drops relatively early on, throwing her foe like a sack of potatoes. In return, Endo answered with his chops and held his confidence in his ability to escape the pinfall. Despite several attempts at the Murder Crush, Honda never hit her destructive finisher, but Endo was able to connect with the Peace End Powerbomb to retain his title in a total shocker of a result. Lightning Pro Victorious Medal #1 Contender Bout Tarkhan the Mangler vs. ALEXANDER  This was a match to determine the future of Lightning Pro, and by any determination, this was proof that the future is bright. Two men with no quit in them went at it hammer and tongs, showing a rare mutual fortitude as neither seemed close to victory until a gigantic Mongolian Mountain Bomb from Tarkhan got him a shot at the Victorious Medal. Outstanding showing from both men. The Outlaw Sam Hall vs. Yoshirozuna(OG-FPD)  Demanding a match, but left off the card, the Outlaw got more than he bargained for when OG-FPD's legendary sumo wrestler showed up to answer the call. Hall fought hard, but seemed strangely obsessed with hitting gutwrench suplexes on his sizable foe, a tactic that backfired with Yoshirozuna hitting a big spear and the Sumoshiro Slam to make a statement. Wrecker Yamamoto vs. Psycho Witch(ZIP)  This was less a match and more an endurance contest to see who could take the most damage. Yamamoto and the Witch showed no skill, no science, no finesse whatsoever. What they did demonstrate, was sheer violence, brawling on the floor, brawling with weapons, brawling to the point of exhaustion, and one might state that Wrecker was lucky to get the pinfall with one big Trash Compactor. Eiji “Jay” Sato vs. GORO(ZIP)  The Bebop Tiger's return to his home promotion was as thrilling and satisfying as possible, as he weathered the storm of GORO and finished him with a huge Birdland Special suplex. The Muscle Machines(Gary Gear and Adonis Avery Alexander) vs. Rekless Endangerment(Johnny Rekless and Danger Daniels)  If this were held under standard tag rules, the Muscle Machines would have picked up their finest victory to date as AAA pinned Rekless. However, as the match was instead an elimination tag rules match, Danger Daniels salvaged the day for his team, and eliminated both opponents. Kaede Kinoshita vs. Yumi Yamaguchi(ZIP)  Two ladies who fought with pride and intensity, perhaps even more than expected. Yamaguchi's toughness was on display, even kicking out of the Stardust Press, although a second one sealed the deal. Koji Sawada vs. Satoshi Iguchi(ZIP)  A surprise bonus match added, with the Cutter King heading over from ZIP to remind people of his ability, never having to step into the next gear as he dominated young lion Sawada. G.P. Christopher vs. Justin Starr(ZIP)  Once again, GPC shows why he's the King of the Openers as well as being one of the most compelling performers in the CA. However, Justin Starr's quality cannot be denied and saw him through a sprint of a match that concluded with a huge shooting star press into a delayed pinfall. --- Match of the Night: Wrecker Yamamoto vs. Psycho Witch -A controversial decision, perhaps, with ALEXANDER vs Tarkhan and Endo vs Honda on the card, and Starr vs GPC also a solid bout. But the unending brutality of this match cannot be denied, and the pacing was on point. Performer of the Night: Nishmura Endo -Defeating Crusher Honda and retaining the Victorious Medal in a brave, tough performance made this an easier choice |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 17, 2018 16:16:57 GMT
A Statement from Senator Steve Phillips and Aoife Daley[ Note: The following statement has been made as a result of the information posted here: www.criticalclub.com/post/18596 ] Senator Steve Phillips: Thank you for taking the time to hear me out here on this Monday morning. As I am sure you are all aware, over the weekend, some photographs made their rounds on the internet, along with some allegations. I ask you all not to hastily draw your conclusions. I will not mince words, and I will not prevaricate. Yes, Miss Daley and I have spent time together, and yes, we have been involved in a relationship. Yes, she is employed by an Affiliate Member of the Senatorial Office. Senator: Ironically, that is not what led to our relationship. Although it has been the source of some rumors in the past, Miss Daley does indeed have a distant familial connection to the famed Chicago political dynasty. She approached me at a Chicago charity gala held by the Daley family in May. We recognized each other immediately, and we ended up kicking it off, so to say. She was already an established member of the Universal Combat Shoot Style roster, and had already notched her first victory within the organization at that point. Senator: I should also state that Universal Combat Shoot Style is connected to the Office, but it is mostly run by Dangerous Nicholas Alger and to a lesser degree by Thiago Gracie. I have no booking input with UCSS and have not ever since it came into being. I do not deny the appearance of impropriety, and I do take that perception with the utmost seriousness. However, I will not be stepping down from my role within the Office as promoter. All co-promotional booking will be handled through Anthony Kalb and Kevin Fitsharris in cooperation with the appropriate authority figures within each promotion. This is not a change to the existing process. I have nothing to add to this, and I will not be answering questions at this point. Aoife Daley: Steve is going to be the nice one here, because he has to be. He's handcuffed by his public role. I'm not! Stanford Bradley, hear my words: you are a dead man when, not if, but when I get to you. And if you have any balls, come meet me in a UCSS match! Meet me there unless you want me to track you down, and if I do, I'm not just taking pictures. Just remember, it's the punch you don't see that hurts the most. And maybe then you'll realize how bad of a mistake it was to light a short fuse.
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Post by OrochiGeese on Dec 19, 2018 6:44:47 GMT
The ACTUAL results for ZIP x Lightning Pro: Night Two --- The Outlaw Sam Hall vs. Yoshirozuna(OG-FPD) Demanding a match, but left off the card, the Outlaw got more than he bargained for when OG-FPD's legendary sumo wrestler showed up to answer the call. Hall fought hard, but seemed strangely obsessed with hitting gutwrench suplexes on his sizable foe, a tactic that backfired with Yoshirozuna hitting a big spear and the Sumoshiro Slam to make a statement. Thanks again so much for featuring Yoshirozuna! Yoshirozuna was a little uncomfortable after the match after facing a "filthy gutwrench fetishist" (those were the words used by his tag partner Palido Fantasma) but he was very happy to be on the show and to gain victory in his debut match! Decisive finish too! Sorry that I couldn't be there on Friday for the chat. Sounds like it was an awesome and momentous show! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 23, 2018 21:31:19 GMT
The PEWA ran the first round of its end of year tag tournament, with some major ramifications apparent in the results. The rest of the tournament will show up at PEWA: The Death of 2018, which should feature in the following week. --- Neon Knights (Supernaut and Holy Diver(TIPWF)) (C) vs. Bingo Hall Mutants (Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah) The Champions have been dethroned! While the new champs have not yet been crowned, this result should shock the wrestling world. The Knights controlled the early match almost completely, but attrition and persistence allowed the Mutants to stay in the match, and it only took one opportunity for Rampage Rage to drop the Splash of Rage on Holy Diver to earn a measure of retribution for multiple losses in the past. Wild Women (Juliette Erving and Mina Fitsharris) vs. The Goodfellas (Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod) A spectacular shootout through much of the proceedings, with the two and a half decade long experience of the Goodfellas acting as the deciding factor, with multiple assisted Wire Cutters and an insane avalanche inverted DDT from the Rod. The Wild Women may not have been as fluid in that regard, but they worked well in their own right. A big toss up Wire Cutter put Erving away, but both teams can come away from this one proud of themselves. Two Junkies (Bath Salts Zombie and Florida Man) vs. House of Hammer (Sir Vladimir Henry and Heidi Karnstein) Every bit the brutal bloodbath that was expected from this matchup. Somehow, Florida Man was the only participant who avoided a lasceration here. Sir Vladimir's civilized veneer did not disguise his cold brutality, nor did Karnstein's beauty detract from her ruthless attack, with Bath Salts Zombie taking a massive beating before he managed to put Karnstein away with a sliding elbow. Mr. and Mrs. Brown (Downtown Lucy Brown and Bodybreaker Brown) vs. Fury and Powers (Luke Powers and Jack Fury) The undeniable match of the first round. The Browns were almost psychic in their coordination, taunting in stereo, repeating moves from each other and stabbing their opponents with forks at the same time. The returning Luke Powers took the brunt of the beating, unable to get his offence going for much of the match, which was as pure of a PEWA spectacle as it could be. After much brawling on the outside, blood, weapon attacks and Jack Fury refusing to tag in for extended periods, the match shifted. Fury finally did some damage, and tagged out just in time for Powers to hit a massive running powerbomb to get the three count. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 26, 2018 22:15:58 GMT
One final show in the Office for 2018, and the Philadelphia Extreme Wrestling Alliance is going to put the last nail in the coffin for the year with what promises to be a typically blood drenched set of proceeedings, including two title matches and a rematch of the most surprising match of the year candidate to date.
PEWA: Death of 2018
Friday, December 28, 2018 at the Halcyon Ballroom in Philadelphia, PA
Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout
Tomas the Tiny Giant(c) vs. The Aztec Executioner, Itzcoatl Hernandez
Highly touted free agent and lucha extrema master Hernandez signed with the PEWA specifically for this title opportunity. He looks to take his best shot at Tomas, who has done nothing but hold his PEWA title with pride and consistency.
PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Finals
Winner of the Bingo Hall Mutants vs. the Goodfellas against the winner of 2 Junkies vs. Powers and Fury
The winner of this match will be the next pair of champions, replacing the Neon Knights, who were defeated in the opening round of the tournament.
Anderson vs. Finn II
Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising) vs. Tracy Finn
The first time these two met, Kyle Anderson won his "Five Star Kyle" nickname with an astounding performance against the most motivated form of Tracy Finn the wrestling world has ever witnessed. Much has happened on the Phoenix Rising side of things for Anderson since then, and he looks to showcase his recent form here, once again.
PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final
2 Junkies(Bath Salts Zombie and Florida Man) vs. Powers and Fury(Luke Powers and Jack Fury)
The willpower of the two former champions in Powers and Fury will be sorely tested against two of the most unpredictable, insane, pain resistant wrestlers in all of the Critical Alliance. Of note here, Fury has lost in a prior cage match against the Zombie, but perhaps more intelligent tag strategy could be the difference maker against the almost impervious Junkies...or perhaps not.
PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final
The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah) vs. The Goodfellas(Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod)
A matchup that has been booked in the distant past, between two of the most experienced teams in the entire Senatorial Office, with the Mutants and the Goodfellas meeting up here. The Bingo Hall Mutants were a pair of young guns at the founding of the PEWA in 1999, and their wild brawls did much to define the company in its early going, while the Goodfellas, with a half decade more under their belts, brought a sense of professionalism to their carnage. While the Mutants finally threw an albatross off their necks by defeating the Neon Knights in the first round, the Goodfellas may well have even more momentum with their well-executed win over the Wild Women.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 28, 2018 5:27:59 GMT
Promo roundup for PEWA: Death of 2018
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Eddie the Wire: The Rod and I can't think of a better way to put an end to 2018.
Tony the Rod: Than to close out with adding another set of titles to our record.
The Wire: The Mutants, we've known them for a long time. We might even respect them.
The Rod: The thing is, they're really good at what they do. We don't like spilling any more blood than necessary. We prefer a more professional approach. But they made this place what it is, it's their turf, and we have to respect that.
The Wire: All the times we've faced before, it's still just business, not personal.
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Rampage Rage: I don't care what the Not So Goodfellas say, we're not here to play nice, we're not here to play ball, we didn't kick the Neon Knights's asses outta here just to stop at this point! We're gonna finish what we started, and we're gonna roll right through you two wiseguys, just like we've done before!
Skullface Killah: Gonna kill you dead!
Rampage Rage: Yeah!
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Bath Salts Zombie: Comebringitoncauseibeatyoudownbeforefuryandimnotscaredofyoupowerssomaybeijusteatbothyourfaceshahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!
Florida Man: It's aliens, really, I didn't do nuthin, it was the aliens. They made me do it! They took me into their flying saucer and they did things, you gotta believe me, it was the aliens. Also, these ain't my shorts...that ain't my stash in the back pocket, either...
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Luke Powers: Man, it feels good being right back home here in the PEWA! All that time getting my body back in fighting shape, healing up, it restored my mind, too. And one of the things that happened while I was getting my rest and recovery in, was that I had a long talk with someone who
had some things to say.
Jack Fury: And that person was me. I have said before, 2019 is the twenty year anniversary of my first title run in the PEWA, when I defeated P-Dogg to institute the Reign of Fury upon all of the Philadelphia wrestling scene. It is the year in which I make my final attempt to reclaim what was once my crown. But before I do that, it is only just that I again rebuild the bridge between the man I trained, and who defeated me so long ago.
Luke Powers: And now we're back together for one more run at the tag gold, too! Jack and I, we go a long ways back, we've beat the life out of each other, we've trained together, we've hated each other, we know what we're about! And what we gotta do here is stick together in this tournament, get past these two wackjob vagrants and put our names on some gold plates! Look, I've been at rock bottom, I know what it's like to live off the street, be strung out when I got hopped up on pain killers a decade ago. But the difference between a man like me, and animals like them, is that I regained a sense of pride in myself, I worked my ass off, I got back to where I needed to be, and I stand as an example that you can do that no matter how low you sink in life!
Jack Fury: But the likes of Florida Man, the Zombie, they take pride in self-destruction, they wallow in the abyss. They feel that they derive their strength from the disassembly of their sanity. And do not be deceived, they may well find that the fog of narcotics has erased their ability for self-preservation. They feel no pain, see no danger. But we will show them that however far they have depleted...they will know what it is like to fear again.
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Tracy Finn: Why I am facing this Anderson kid again? Didn't I already have a match with him? I thought I had a match with him...uh...wait...what am I doing here, again? Oh yeah, a match, I gotta talk about...who was it against, again?
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Itzcoatl Hernandez:(Translated from Spanish) <This is the place I have decided upon, this is the place where I have arrived, this is where my Aztec ancestry and the cutting edge of Lucha Extrema will meet to bring about a new champion for the PEWA! This is where I will win the PEWA Extreme Title and put an end to the reign of Tomas! This is where the world takes notice of what hardcore wrestling is about from around the world to Philadelphia! This is the place!>
Tomas: (Translated from Spanish) <tomas does not know why we are speaking in the language of spain BUT TOMAS IS FROM SPAIN SO TOMAS DOES SPEAK IN SPANISH! and the tiny giant not only speaks the language of spain, but also speaks THE LANGUAGE OF DEATH! AND WILL FIGHT IN THE MATCH OF DEATH TO DEFEND THE TITLE OF THE EXTREME WHICH BELONGS AROUND THE WAIST OF THE TOMAS! but i do not think that the man of the Mexican Chia will...>
Itzcoatl: <It is a feather headdress like those of my ancestors! It is not a potted plant on my head! But if you wish to tick me off, then you go ahead and keep talking! I do not care what you say, I just hate listening to your stupid voice!>
Tomas: <i do not think your voice is stupid, BUT TOMAS THINKS THAT WHAT YOUR VOICE SAYS IS VERY STUPID!>
Itzcoatl: <You don't even speak proper Spanish! And you keep doing that "very very quiet" and then the "VERY VERY LOUD" thing with your voice! I hate it! And I hate you enough now that it will be very, very easy to destroy you for your title, and when I beat you, I will hold the title up high for the people to admire, and I will look down at you, bloody, broken, and completely senseless on the ground, a blood sacrifice for the future of the PEWA!>
Both Tomas and Itzcoatl drop their respective microphone and stare each other down from either side of the podium before Biff Taylor steps in.
Biff Taylor: Alright, yeah, yeah, you got your words in, now save the fighin' for the payin' customers! So yeah, tomorrow night, PEWA hits the Halcyon Ballroom for the last Office event of the year, right after some good stuff from ZIP Japan, be there, or be square, dudes and dudettes!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 29, 2018 7:01:14 GMT
RESULTS PEWA: Death of 2018 Friday, December 28, 2018 at the Halcyon Ballroom in Philadelphia, PA --- Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout Tomas the Tiny Giant(c) vs. The Aztec Executioner, Itzcoatl Hernandez  Hernandez entered this match with not a little hype, and mostly lived up to it, combining impressive high flying, including a top rope dive to the outside, along with his patented ceremonial scythe and various weapons, spilling much blood...but Tomas demonstrated why he has been the face of the PEWA with a powerful Ball Peen Hammer finish. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Finals The Bingo Hall Mutants vs. 2 Junkies  The war on drugs officially ended(or has it now begun?) as the Junkies managed to drag their veteran foes into deep water and brutalized them en route to one last Panhandle Knee/Fentanyl Kick from the Florida Man to claim the PEWA Extreme Tag Titles. Anderson vs. Finn II Kyle Anderson(Phoenix Rising) vs. Tracy Finn  The first time these two met, Anderson carried Finn to the best match of his career. This time, he demonstrated just how far he outclassed the muddle headed brawler, allowing little offense and finishing with a vicious triangle armbar. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final 2 Junkies(Bath Salts Zombie and Florida Man) vs. Powers and Fury(Luke Powers and Jack Fury)  The Junkies survived a major beating, both taking their licks on the outside while the other watched a two on one stomping, and while the returning Luke Powers was in strong form, even hitting a top rope powerbomb, it was the Panhandle Knee of Florida Man that finished this. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Tournament Semi-Final The Bingo Hall Mutants(Rampage Rage and Skullface Killah) vs. The Goodfellas(Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod)  These two teams have faced off for the better part of two decades, and it showed. A true PEWA violence fest that ended with a crushing headbutt from Skullface. --- Match of the Night: Bingo Hall Mutants vs. The Goodfellas -While the whole tag tournament conclusion provided some great matches, this one had just a bit extra of that good ol' PEWA carnage. Performer of the Night: Tomas -Is there any question now that Tomas is ready for another chance at the #1 Rank? He survived an onslaught from Hernandez and emphatically ended this on his own terms. Florida Man was a close second here with his two big finishes, though. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jan 1, 2019 18:57:49 GMT
The first Office show of 2019 promises to bring some major league excitement as Universal Combat Shoot Style brings its diverse stylings back to Washington DC. Of note, this will be the first Office show held in the newly finished venue attached to the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center, the Beltway Hippodrome. This building was one of Morgan "Midas" Matthews's first contributions to the Senatorial Office upon joining, and it is now ready to host any DC based events for the organization.  UCSS Combat Zone: Lawton vs. ValdezFriday, January 4 2019, 8:00 PM (CT) at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington DC Main Event Adrien Lawton(AAW) vs. Ricky "Violence" ValdezOriginally meant to be part of the AAW vs. PEWA supercard, Lawton suffered an injury at the hands of Tommy Day on the week of the event, and was unable to compete. The two volitle boxers have never ceased exchanging words on social media ever since, and now Lawton and Valdez will finally meet in the UCSS ring. Adrien Lawton arrives here at the conclusion of his landmark AAW title reign, dropping the belt to Reggie Griggs in their third meeting. Ricky Valdez recently competed in his primary sport, and won the WBF Mexican Super Welterweight title in a heavily contested split decision that included point deductions for both a low shot and a thumb to the eye, courtesy of "Violence." These two have no mutual respect, no issues with bypassing the rules and should show each other no mercy in what promises to be an action packed main event. The Challenge Aoife Daley vs. Stanford BradleyWill it happen or will it not? After Stanford Bradley released information and footage of Daley's private relationship with Office promoter Senator Steve Phillips, Daley issued an open challenge to the perpetual instigator. One might question whether Bradley has any inclination to answer the call... Non-Title Exhibition Bout Thiago Gracie vs. Jamie TomasiLooking to judge the progress of his top student, Thiago Gracie will take on Jamie Tomasi in a match without the UCSS Openweight Title on the line. However, another belt will be in play, as Tomasi will earn his promotion to Black Belt from Gracie if he manages a submission victory. Standard Rules Tag Match The Limbtakers(Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising) and Ruthless Nicole Alger) vs. Monochrome(Opaque(Santana Family Wrestling) and Yamikuro(PEWA)UCSS Commissioner Dangerous Nicholas Alger decided that a quick return to action would be best for his daughter and her good friend after they lost their attempt at the Proving Ground tag titles in Phoenix Rising. They now have a very different challenge against a team known for its lack of restraint(or color choices) in Monochrome. Jumbo Joseph Butt vs. Pit Scorpion(Independent)Pit Scorpion impressed at UCSS: Shoot the Moon in his appearance against Ai Tanaka, and has gained another showing as a result, this time, against the big bruising boxer from England, Jumbo Joseph Butt. Standard Rules Tag Match Gang Wong and Minerva Markovic vs. Anwar Omar(Pan African Wrestling) and Ong DaengsriThe battle between the Croatian Dutch style kickboxer and the Muay Thai practicioner continues here, with Markovic teaming with the immensely popular Shaolin Superstar, Gang Wong against Daengsri and her newest ally, the Somalian Survivalist, Anwar Omar. Dangerous Nicholas Alger vs. Marcos AnguloThe Commissioner set a tough challenge ahead with this bout, set to fight the Tijuana Wreckin' Ball, Marcos Angulo. DNA's long experience might help him survive longer, but can he pull off an upset? |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jan 3, 2019 16:51:30 GMT
Promo roundup for UCSS Combat Zone: Lawton vs. Valdez Ricky “Violence” Valdez: (In Spanish) <Adrien Lawton, you filthy son of a whore! You ran long enough! But now you can’t run anymore! Now you have to face me! But look at where we’re at! You lost your title! I won a title! That means I’m the current day, I’m what matters right now! You had to quit boxing because you couldn’t handle real killers, real fighters, When did you fight in Mexico? When did you fight real men like I have? I’m from the streets, the streets of Guadalajara! While you lay around in your American wealth, I was fighting people with nothing to lose! So now you stop your pathetic ducking, I’m gonna show you what Violence really means!> Aoife Daley: Stanford’s not showing up. You know it, I know it, we all know it. Stanford knows it. He’s terrified that he opened a can of worms he can’t close. But the one thing he’s not closing is his big fat mouth. Don’t worry. There will be a day. There will be a time. If he’s smart, it’s this Friday, with referees, rules, security. People who are there to save him after he gets knocked the hell out. I’ll be there, and I’ll be ready. The question is; will he be ready to get this over with, or is he just going to add to the worst mistake of his life? Thiago Gracie: This is good match. Jamie needs test, see if he man now, no more boy. See if he ready for Thiago Gracie Black Belt for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. See if he learn lesson of armbar, how to win, how not to lose for Jujigatame! I have big hopes for Jamie, do not let Thiago down! Jamie Tomasi: Really, this is a huge honor, I’m super excited, I think I’ll be the first person to ever get a black belt from Thiago Gracie if I can win this match. That’s a big deal! If I win this, that’s when my Jiu-Jitsu journey really begins and I can make my own name. And it means I beat the UCSS Openweight champion, even if it isn’t for the title! I have so much respect for Thiago, though, even if I win, I’m not going to challenge him for the Openweight, ever. But one match at a time! This is the biggest match I’ve ever had! And I just hope even if I lose that I can make some real progress here! Ruthless Nicole Alger: I’m not really in a good mood. Me and Candace, we didn’t do so well on Monday. My dad means well. But I don’t think this is a good idea. Because I’m not in a mood to play nice. I want to hurt someone. Take out the frustration. And I might mess someone up really bad on Friday. Opaque, Yamikuro, if you want to lose an arm, come get some! |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Jan 3, 2019 16:56:03 GMT
Adrien Lawton:
"I lost my title and my honor, but I ain't losing to no puto like you boy!! We're gonna go in there and brawl, but only one man is gonna crawl out.....me! I'm gonna scar your fucking face up so badly that the two dollar Tijuana whores will pay for you to leave!! Talking about fighting real men, everyone knows all of you Mexicans are under 5'6, yall aint real men, yall are real life Hobbits. You might be from the streets, but so was I! I'm young, I'm hungry, and I'm coming to take your legacy, your belt, and your fucking family all at once. When I'm done mauling you, your kids and definitely your wife [Lawton winks] will be calling me daddy!!!"
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jan 4, 2019 20:42:44 GMT
The Friday Night Fights strike again! 6:00 PM (CT) marks the return of Warrior Pro to action, with Warrior Grounds #6 delivering bitter enemies and potential casualties with the third climactic meeting between the dominant champion, "Gentleman" Doc Wyatt defending his property once more against Rampage Hunter, and to ensure a clean victory, special referee Tank McDaniel will don the striped shirt. Watch this at www.twitch.tv/lankylefty17John Logan and Vic Baron square off against the semi-amorphous threat of Roy Carter and a mysterious partner yet to be identified. Who will arrive in Carter's corner? Show up to find out! And if we're talking about tag team action, it is only right to note that the TIPWF's very own Roland Chang Trio will send Changs Junior and III into battle against Super Hyper Turbo Championship Alpha's invading Flyboys! And if that wasn't enough, the Wonderland Dojo represents with Lucha La Barba opposing Jack Gold in the opening contest! All this, and a rumored showdown between the fearsome Pantero Negro Jr. and mainstay Lanky Lefty McDaniel! A card for the diehard, be there, or be square! --- Now, while Warrior Pro can certainly stand on its own, high caliber competition of the sort will often serve only to increase the appetite, and as such, Universal Combat Shoot Style will be there afterwards with UCSS Combat Zone: Lawton vs. Valdez! A fight close to six months in the waiting, with former AAW champion Adrien Lawton and WBF Mexican Super Welterweight champion, and UCSS competitor Ricky "Violence" Valdez finally get a chance to squash their longstanding beef, with the two pugilists meeting in the main event. Stanford Bradley might, but probably will not show up against the threat of Aoife Daley. Pit Scorpion, the Limbtakers, Jumbo Joseph Butt and the UCSS Openweight Champion, Thiago Gracie will all be seen in action, too, and this can be found on the Senatorial Streaming Service at www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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