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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 22, 2021 18:40:03 GMT
Even by PEWA's standards, this was a violent night full of brutal finishes, with talent from around the wrestling industry showing up to wreak havoc. RESULTS PEWA: King of Steaks Invitational '21 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 19th at the Halcyon Ballroom in Philadelphia, PA Bonus Match: PEWA Extreme Title Bout Hobo Harry(C) vs. Rampage Rage  Harry, not wishing to wait a week to defend his belt, called out his next challenger, the non-injured half of the Bingo Hall Mutants, Rampage Rage for an impromptu bonus match title defense. While Rampage got in a few good shots, this was a pedestrian defense for the Hobo, who would land multiple Hobosaults down the stretch, finishing with a long range version of his signature move in just under twelve minutes, reminding the PEWA faithful just why he's considered one of the most dominant champions in the game at this point. Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title #1 Contender Bout: Hellfire Explosion Match P-Dogg vs. Bodybreaker Brown  An old school knock down drag out fight between two Originals was what was promised and delivered in the main event. P-Dogg made strong use of the barbed wire environment while the Bodybreaker focused on doing his damage in a straight forward manner. However, both men managed to beat each other down well enough by the fifteen minute mark that the explosion wiped both out, resulting in a double knockout, neither able to survive to claim their title shot against Hobo Harry. King of Steaks Invitational Winner's Royale Nightmare Clown vs. Big Clay Hurst vs. Russian Deathmetal vs. Mercy Devine vs. The Hindu Sheik  A fast moving match with Russian Deathmetal ejected first, followed by the Hindu Sheik, and then Big Clay Hurst, leaving Mercy Devine and Nightmare Clown as the last two. While Devine seemed to have the upper hand after knocking the Clown down, it would be Nightmare Clown who would counter her charge with a Santana Special style backslide counter to gain a three count, and free Philly Cheese Steak meals from Pat's King of Steaks for the rest of the year. Ruler of the Road Title Bout Running Diamond Cutter Man(C) vs. Skurai  Although Skurai was up for the challenge, once again, Jose Marin demonstrated that very few can keep up when he turns up the heat, turning the match around in a minute with his spectacular array of cutters, including a running Crucifix Cutter that sent the Hardcore Ninja out of the ring, a handspring cutter running the ropes and a basic leaping cutter to finish the match and retain the Ruler of the Road title. PEWA Extreme Tag Title #1 Contender Bout Powers and Fury(Luke Powers and Jack Fury) vs. Tough Guys(The Equalizer and Anwar Omar)  This match displayed the difference in levels between the two former PEWA aces and their resilient, but outmatched foes. Powers and Fury simply outworked the Tough Guys, with Luke Powers and Jack Fury both looking as motivated and focused as ever, and Fury would clamp a Devil Lock inverted scissored cloverleaf hold on the Equalizer to win the match and earn a shot at the Warbringers. King of Steaks Invitational The Hindu Sheik(CAWF) vs. Killer King Jones(TIPWF)  The Hindu Sheik's reputation as one of the most feared hardcore warriors in wrestling history was once again confirmed as he tore into Killer King Jones with a confident barrage of battering attacks, culminating in a Hindu Bomb lifting double arm facebuster victory for the CAWF stalwart. King of Steaks Invitational Mercy Devine(Evergreen) vs. Mina Fitsharris  Mina Fitsharris seemed like something akin to a Terminator in this match, as she tanked a terrible trio of Devine's Devine Intervention DDTs. But if there's one lesson that the combat sports have taught us through the years, it's that even the most impervious fighters will crack eventually if they accumulate enough damage. And after it seemed that Fitsharris had attained an otherworldly immunity to the DDT, it would be one more that would leave her sprawled out in the ring for the knockout to conclude this chaotic convention of hardcore icons. King of Steaks Invitational: Light Tube Deathmatch Russian Deathmetal(Blackrose/Sakura Pro) vs. Tomas the Tiny Giant  Many lights were broken and a gallon of blood was spilled in this qualifying match and much havoc was wreaked with Russian Deathmetal eventually getting the best of Tomas, crushing the Tiny Giant with a no-nonsense Russian Piledriver for the knockout win. King of Steaks Invitational Big Clay Hurst(Wrestle Parade) vs. Da Outsider  There can be no denying that Big Clay Hurst is one of the best workers in the industry at this point, not just for a big man, but flat out. This match was proof and then some, as Hurst brawled with Da Outsider for over twenty minutes, with the Miami Mauling Machine turning back the clock to go toe to toe with the enforcer of the Hounds of Abbadon in a match that saw Hurst come back from a nasty cut and fatigue to powerbomb Outsider on the outside and knock him out back in the ring with a lifting spike to the throat. King of Steaks Invitational Nightmare Clown(Lucha POWER) vs. Bath Salts Zombie  While the Bath Salts Zombie was in typical form, busting his Lucha POWER foe open and attempting to eat the face, it would be Nightmare Clown's time to shine after he spiked the Zombie with a package piledriver and finished him off with a magistral cradle to open up the show. --- Match of the Night: Big Clay Hurst vs. Da Outsider -The two sizable brawlers put on a quality wrestling match, easily the best match that Outsider has displayed since his PEWA return. Performer of the Night: Nightmare Clown -Tough to pick anyone else as the Clown accomplished several impressive feats, pinning the Bath Salts Zombie and winning the King of Steaks royale. Not bad for a wrestler who otherwise has lacked in televised wins up to this point. --- Injury Report Da Outsider: Bruised Larynx (One Month Recovery Time) -A spike to the throat from Clay Hurst prompted this one, but it seems as if Outsider will make a quick enough recovery. Tomas: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Recovery Time) -A piledriver from Russian Deathmetal ended Tomas's night and will keep him on the shelf for the foreseeable future, just as his tag partner, X-KIRA recovers from his own injuries. Mina Fitsharris: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Recovery Time) -A lot of DDTs from Mercy Devine knocked out Fitsharris, and she will need to take some serious time off before returning to the ring. P-Dogg: Moderate Burn Wounds (Two Month Recovery Time) Bodybreaker Brown: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Recovery Time) -Both competitors in the main event were injured from the explosion, but it seems that Bodybreaker Brown slightly got the worst of it as a result. --- Biff Taylor: Yeah, well, we got a lot of dudes out now. Gonna be a bit rough booking going forward, an' part of that's 'cause Hobo and Diamond Cutter Dude've about wiped out everything I threw at 'em. So, I'm gonna do what I gotta do, come walk with the ol' Biffmeister here while I come track down my Ruler of the Road champ...around this corner here, alright, there's the locker room, lemmie knock on the door...hey, Jose, got a second? Running Diamond Cutter Man: Yeah, man. Biff: So, you been defendin' that belt real good. So good that I see this and I think, "this dude's too good for it." You're like the biggest risin' name we got right now, don't you want more? RDCM: Nah, I'm cool. It's a good belt, you know, a good belt, a real good belt. Biff: Well, I ain't lettin' you hold onto it anymore, 'cause the rules and stipulations say it's gotta be defended every month, and you ain't defendin' it next month. RDCM: Not cool, man. Biff: What we're doin' is havin' a big crazy deal, two eight person tags, winning team from each gets chucked into a big ass royale, winner's the new Ruler. But what I'm having you do is something bigger, man. You're gonna team up with the Hobo and you two are fightin' the PEWA's Most Hated. An' a month after that, you guys got a match, one on one, for the PEWA Extreme Title! So, yeah, dude, enjoy it, 'cause you're gettin' a shot at the top! RDCM: Ain't bad. Yeah, I'll jump. --- Juliette Erving: That damn bitch, gimmie a ticket to travel, 'cause I'm headin' out west! I gotta get me my revenge for my wife! Annie Chang: Uh. Not your wife. Juliette: She murdered my soulmate with a buncha DDTs and I'm gonna avenge poor lil' Mina if it's the last thing I ever do! Annie: Um, Julie, seriously. Juliette: Who does Mercy think she is? She thinks she can waltz on over here and beat up my my Mina, like she... Annie: Damn, Julie, calm down, you're acting like she went full Cremator and actually tried to kill her. It's a match, we get hurt, like Mina wasn't gonna do the same thing back to her? Mercy's cool in my book, even after that. Mina'll get better, just gotta take some time off, and it's not like she's already not dealing with Fitsy being hurt and the kids being the kids and all that. Juliette: Hey, don't crush my vengeance vibes! Annie: Alright, then. Go get you some. Juliette: Yeah! --- Luke Powers: Lookin' damn good out there for an old man, Fury! Jack Fury: Didn't hurt taking a year off. Or realizing just how much I hated not wrestling. Also didn't hurt not having to carry all of my load out there. Powers: Almost doesn't seem fair, you and me whupping up on people out there. We've got too much for these teams, and it's not like we don't know how to work together. Fury: Pride goeth before the fall. Powers: Ain't that the truth! Hey, we got those two young guns to bust up next time around, you better elevate your game again next month! Fury: You might be asking too much from these old bones. But I will try. Powers: "I will try." Man, get outta here with that weak shit. Warbringers are legit, but we're gonna bring the war right to them! Teach those kids some real lessons, give them a workout, out there. They got the Number Ones, they got belts all over the place, but they've not even done this for, what, a year? They still got some stuff to learn. Fury: So do we. When we stop learning... Powers: We start dying, yeah, yeah. "We die a little bit every day of our lives." Isn't that one of your sayings, too? Fury: Then we best not botch this opportunity, because every lost chance is one we shall never receive again. Powers: But we can just keep pushing forward, making the best of every day, we accept our flaws and we show our willingness to do better, that's what they told me back when I was in recovery, and I live that every day of my life. We win, it just gets started, we lose, we choose to get back to winning again. Fury: Very well then, I will match their force with my force, I will meet their speed with my skill, I shall match my will with theirs, and we may find victory. Should they take this for granted, they will be deceiving themselves. Powers: No, sir, every day's a fight, and every fight matters if you make it matter. Fury: I will not argue with that. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 24, 2021 18:08:07 GMT
A long awaited title challenge headlines a card packed jam full of dynamic matchups.  TIPWF: Holding Out for a Belt8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 26th at the Stockade in Amarillo, TX Main Event: Dominican Golden Championship Bout Salvador Sosa(C) vs. Canadian GrizzlyBefore the unification of the Dominican Golden Championship, Canadian Grizzly was in line for a shot at the belt, only to be sidelined once his stable leader, Salvador Sosa returned and the TIPWF absorbed Santana Family Wrestling. Now, finally, the Grizzly will earn his chance to take the fabled title in this confrontation between the two Rudo Army teammates. While this might be be a match between friends, expect nothing to be held back here. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Bout Johnny Sixname(C) vs. Duke CogburnIn the wake of Johnny Sixname's victory over the seemingly unbeatable Newfie George, Duke Cogburn steps up to the plate to take his shot at his High Plains Drifter rival. Cogburn and his Cogburn Ranch stable were recent champions, holding the TIPWF Trios belts, and there is no question that he can still hold his own in the ring. TIPWF Lone Star Trios #1 Contender Bout Neon Knights(Supernaut, Holy Diver and Hija de Holy Diver) vs. The Santana Family(Felix Santana Senior, Felix Santana III and Felice Santana)The TIPWF Lone Star Trios division is as talented as any in the Office, with the organization employing a deep roster of talented teams. This match is only further proof as the Neon Knights, arguably the most celebrated team in Office history will go up against a multi-generational group from the Santana family, in a match that will find the next challengers for the Dynasty Cyclones. With the unearthly agility of Felice Santana and Supernaut, the vast experience of Felix Senior and Holy Diver and the upstart fighting spirit of Felix III and Hija de Holy Diver, this match could well set a new standard for trios action. The New Humanity vs. Dungeon Dominguez(Lucha POWER) with El Experto and Paco Pequeno(Lucha POWER)The New Humanity, Esteban Vargas has had a checkered career. On one hand, he has been seen by many as the most physically talented person to ever set foot in a professional wrestling environment. On the other, he has been dropped by the Golden Touch VIP Club and Rudo EX each for his failure to live up to his promise. With his Rudo EX departure came a ferocious backstage beatdown thanks to El Experto and his former teammates, and now Vargas will have a chance to begin his redemption route, as he takes on an ally of Experto's stable and one of the most intimidating men in all of Lucha Libre in the former Interim Dominican Golden Champion, Dungeon Dominguez. With Experto and Paco Pequeno at ringside, the odds are stacked even more against Vargas, which could spell doom for the underperforming phenom. Vice Versa vs. Felix Santana Jr.While Valentina Verda has been bumped to Golden Touch(more on this in Walt Callahan's words), the EWO will still feature on this card with Vice Versa going up against the great Felix Santana Jr. Both Versa and Santana are well respected lucha style competitors, and a win here could propel either in their favored division, with Santana likely aiming at the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight title and Versa looking at the Dominican Golden Championship. Wesley Rakoto vs. Diego SantanaTwo individuals with an unorthodox career path match up here, with Wesley Rakoto mixing his traditional Madagascar martial arts style of Moraingy with his training from Holy Diver in Lucha Libre against Diego Santana's blend of the classic family Lucha style and the more direct Junior Heavyweight training from the Lightning Pro Dojo. Both men have a wide toolbox of styles to choose from, but the main conflict here will likely be between Rakoto's blinding straight line speed against Santana's strong grappling. The Mallard(MWWC), El Froggy Mask and Rodeo Angel vs. The Roland Chang Trio(Roland Chang Senior, Roland Chang Jr. and Roland Chang III)Three unique competitors will join up to go against the Roland Chang Trio in this bout, as MWWC's Mallard continues his extended excursion in the TIPWF, teaming with the second El Froggy Mask and Rodeo Angel. The Chang Family has not worked together for some time, with internal conflicts between Junior and III manifesting for months. As such, this match will be a test of cohesion for both sides, to see if the talented, but ramshackle team of Mallard, Froggy and Angel can meld and if the Roland Chang Trio can return to a harmonious form. Big Bubba Bob vs. Gorilla PowerThe raw power of Bubba Bob and the athletic brilliance of Gorilla Power will meet in this match, featuring the stalwart Blue Collar Brawler against the leader of the Animal Farm. While Gorilla Power by far has had the more impressive career accomplishments, Bubba Bob has shown significant signs of growth in the last year, and could well present a greater challenge than expected here. La Relampaga(Phoenix Rising) vs. Margarita MoralesThe Lightning Luchadora and the Sultry Assassin have each sought to improve their profile as of late, and with Relampaga now holding a third of the TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts with the Dynasty Cyclones and Morales embarking upon a successful comeback, they may each achieve this goal with what promises to be a top notch opening contest for this show. --- Walt Callahan: I really hate to make these sorts of speeches, but sometimes they just don't give you a choice in the matter. I'm not good at apologies. But I'm going to make one here to the TIPWF's supporters. Because I had a match lined up with our champion against the biggest man in wrestling. And I'm not going to mince words here, Midas Matthews took it away. Valentina Verda was going to defend the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight title against Colossus Rhodes for this Friday. But Midas's people called me up and told me that it's not happening, that he wanted that match for his big Golden Touch show. So because of that, you're not getting your champion or your damn title match. And that's why I'm apologizing. Sure, we have the Dominican Golden Championship and the Old Guard title on the line. You have some great matches in the Trios division. But you're not getting the biggest match I wanted to give you, and that frankly pisses me off. That's all I have to say on this matter. --- Salvador Sosa: (Translated from Spanish) <And on today's international Rudo Army Dispatch, your Comandante here has some great news for every loyal comrade out there. You heard it already, and you'll hear it again. The most Canadian son of a gun in the entire world is getting what he deserves. You know it, Canadian Grizzly's getting his shot that he's always deserved for my glorious Dominican Golden Championship. When they say there's no justice in this world, they got it half wrong, because there's only the justice we make for ourselves, and this...this here, is justice.> Canadian Grizzly: <Speaking as a true native of Canada, it is a great honor to serve with you! But as a Canadian, I cannot do anything with less than my best! I will beat you this Friday and I will be the champion!> Sosa: <Sure, bear man, you have a legit shot at beating me. Not going to deny that. But I'm also not going to lie, I'm confident I can beat you, too.> Grizzly: <And I speak honestly! I believe you can beat me! But I trained with a guy who trained in the Dungeon! I was taught to never tap out!> Sosa: <And I don't really do the submission thing, so that's alright. I'll beat you, uno-dos-tres.> Grizzly: <Not if you tap to the Dungeon Sharpshooter, or I pin you with the Owen Driver!> Sosa: <Good luck with that. You'll need it.> Grizzly: <Canadians don't need luck!> Sosa: <Everybody needs luck against me, even you, buddy.> --- The New Humanity: It is true. I have let everyone down. Midas, Experto, the fans, my sponsors, the Crossfit community. I have always known success. It's not that it came easy, it's that my work always paid off. But then in wrestling, it hasn't been like that. But I don't give up because it's hard! I'm going to throw myself even harder into this game until everyone sees that Esteban Vargas can succeed at everything he tries to do! I will step back up and evolve the game in wrestling just like I did in fitness competition! You will see that I am something different all together! You will see that I am the New Humanity! --- El Experto: <What a load of total rubbish. Just like Vargas himself. All the muscles, all the cardio, they mean absolutely nothing, if you don't have the brain to make them work. And he has no brain at all in that pea shaped container he calls a skull. Vargas proved to Midas that he's a failure. He proved to me that he's a failure. He's an outcast, a misfit, a loser who thought just because he won some little athletic contest that he could be a wrestler. He would have known better, if he had the intelligence, which he does not. And now, we will see the end of Vargas for good. I already gave him a lesson when I had my people beat him down in the back along with that insufferable preening peacock, Sosa. Now, he can see the death of his false hype against a man who lives up to his promise. Dungeon Dominguez is real. He is a true wrestler. And he will destroy anyone who was not entirely committed to this life. He will obliterate Vargas and cast him out of this business for once and for all. That is my expert analysis.> |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 26, 2021 15:53:59 GMT
Two long awaited title shots will be granted tonight as the TIWPF fires up the Amarillo audience with its latest installment. The dominant Dominican Golden Champion, Salvador Sosa will face his long time teammate, Canadian Grizzly with the belt on the line, and while there might not be any beef here, this match is guaranteed to sizzle. Johnny Sixname did the impossible on a recent broadcast in unseating the ZIP Japan juggernaut, Newfie George for the Old Guard Championship, and now he'll take on a man who is considered by many to be the face of the division in Duke Cogburn. In addition, the Neon Knights and the Santana Family will clash for a future shot at the Dynasty Cyclones and their TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts, pure athleticism meets ruthless focus with the New Humanity and Lucha POWER's Dungeon Dominguez going to battle, and much, much more! Catch all the action tonight at 8:00 PM, Central Time on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 29, 2021 18:36:39 GMT
Several hard fought title matches headlined a strong night of action in Amarillo with the Rudo Army-Rudo EX feud taking a surprising turn as well. TIPWF: Holding Out for a Belt 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 26th at the Stockade in Amarillo, TX Bonus Match Cogburn Ranch(Cowboy Johnston and Lil' Lariato) vs. Congolese Connection(Jean-Pierre Mutombo and Professor Mark Gizenga)  With the deepest roster in the Office, three of the biggest stars in pro wrestling end up relegated to a bonus match, along with the Professor. With Lil' Lariato and Cowboy Johnston representing the Cogburn Ranch against the Congolese Connection, the fans received a treat following the main event as both teams waged a hard fought battle. Mark Gizenga was able to repeatedly thwart the big lariat attacks of both of his foes, but it would be Jean-Pierre Mutombo once again demonstrating his own confident dominance in the ring as he worked off of Gizenga's intelligent teamwork to catch Johnston in the elevated Congolese Crab for the submission win. Main Event: Dominican Golden Championship Bout Salvador Sosa(C) vs. Canadian Grizzly  Salvador Sosa and Canadian Grizzly were both in fine form in this Dominican Golden Championship bout, with a rollercoaster experience in the ring, Sosa delivering a tremendous beatdown on the outside including a twisting double chickenwing facebuster on the floor, a trade of Grizzly's Owen Driver and Sosa's Flowsion in the ring, but in the end, it would be Canadian Grizzly remaining strong and focused against his friend and stable leader, as he locked in the Dungeon Sharpshooter, finally winning gold in the Office for the first time. TIPWF Old Guard Championship Bout Johnny Sixname(C) vs. Duke Cogburn  Johnny Sixname and Duke Cogburn might be both be over the half century mark in years, but this match displayed that their ability to put on a classic western style brawl is as timeless as ever. For twenty minutes, both men went back and forth with some of their best moves, Cogburn landing his big right hand at will and frequently attempting to close out with the Badman Sleeper, while Sixname utilized his usual rough tactics and the infamous Six Shooter repeating piledrivers. It would take one more piledriver, the gotch-style Death Wish to win the match for Sixname, as he left Cogburn knocked out afterwards to conclude an excellent defense of the Old Guard title. TIPWF Lone Star Trios #1 Contender Bout Neon Knights(Supernaut, Holy Diver and Hija de Holy Diver) vs. The Santana Family(Felix Santana Senior, Felix Santana III and Felice Santana)  The Santana Family kept up a blistering pace with the Knights, but the cosmic metalheads are considered one of the best teams in the world for a reason, tagging well and demonstrating their excellent timing as Holy Diver pinned Felice following the Holy Diving Headbutt. One can expect that the Knights and the Dynasty Cyclones will put on one of the best trios matches of the year with the Trios belts on the line, following this bout. Unsanctioned Elimination Fight The New Humanity, Hijo de Macchiato and Killer King Jones vs. Dungeon Dominguez(Lucha POWER), El Experto and Itzcoatl Hernandez with Paco Pequeno(Lucha POWER)  Not the singles match that it was scheduled to be, as Experto stepped in the ring with Itzcoatl Hernandez to intiate a beatdown on Esteban Vargas. Just before they could attack, the Rudo Army came to the rescue, with Killer King Jones and Hijo de Macchiato standing with the New Humanity. This started an impromptu three on three elimination brawl with Paco Pequeno directing action for Rudo EX at ringside. While Dominguez was shockingly eliminated by the Humanity, Rudo EX rallied with Experto catching Macchiato with a flying crossbody press and Jones with a quick magistral, before Itzcoatl Hernandez planted Vargas with the dreaded rana bomb. Vice Versa vs. Felix Santana Jr.  Vice Versa went toe to toe with one of the best in the business in one of the most entertaining matches of the night, coming close to victory on a number of occasions. Felix, though, was able to counter well on the mat and would eventually hit his Prueba de Grandeza, his Proof of Greatness Dominican Destroyer to gain the win, after the first attempt, of course, finished in the ropes. Wesley Rakoto vs. Diego Santana with Senora Conquistadora  A quick, technical showing, with Rakoto managing to catch Diego Santana in a quick leg roll clutch for a fast three count. The Madagascar born lucha stylist might have made a strong case for a shot at the Dominican Golden Championship with this one. The Mallard(MWWC), El Froggy Mask and Rodeo Angel vs. The Roland Chang Trio(Roland Chang Senior, Roland Chang Jr. and Roland Chang III)  With showcase rules enacted for this one, the Chang Family couldn't take advantage of their typical ability to overwhelm the opposition, and instead, their foes ended up winning the individual matchups, with the Mallard gaining an impressive win over Roland III following a well-executed Phoenix Splash for the three count. The seemingly hodgepodge trio could well end up as a mainstay fixture in the division if they can follow through with similar results in the future. Big Bubba Bob vs. Gorilla Power  Despite the TIPWF audience vocally supporting Big Lemon, and Bubba Bob managing to control long stretches of the match, Gorilla Power's edge in experience and ability were not to be overlooked as the Animal Farm leader no sold Bubba's huge throwing Powerbomb en route to hitting his own Gorilla Pop back rolling fireman carry drop into a splash for the win. La Relampaga(Phoenix Rising) vs. Margarita Morales  Relampaga and Morales both worked a blistering pace in the opener, and while the Lightning Luchadora managed to keep up, it would be Morales who came out ahead, landing one of her trademark step up wheel kicks for the win. --- Match of the Night: Johnny Sixname vs. Duke Cogburn -The Old Guard division can match the younger competitors in quality, as this throwback brawl demonstrated, with both Cogburn and the champ showing a high level of intensity and fortitude. Performer of the Night: Canadian Grizzly -An easy choice, with Grizzly finally winning a belt by defeating his friend, the long-reigning champ, Salvador Sosa in a competitive matchup. --- Injury Report Duke Cogburn: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension) -Cogburn ended up taking Johnny Sixname's Death Wish gotch style piledriver and was knocked flat out from the move. Expect him to sit on the sidelines for a number of months, no matter how irritable that might make the legendary veteran. --- Megan Chabot: You did it! For CANADA! Canadian Grizzly: I did it! FOR CANADAAAAAAAAAAAA! Chabot: I was so happy to see you win out there! But we must applaud our fearless leader for giving you this chance! It was very Canadian of him to do that! Salvador Sosa: Yeah...it was. Congrats, Bear Man, you got me, fair and square. The way it should be. Doesn't mean I don't want to walk this back another time. But for now, you deserve to make this your belt, you run the show now. You have the best belt in the world. Callahan can say the Lone Star's the top title, but we all know what matters the most. And you got it, right here. Grizzly: It was my honor to fight you, Commander Sosa! El Hijo de Macchiato: Waaaaaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuup! AND SMELL THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! Killer King Jones: My man, Grizzly, you took care of business, wish I did that when I coulda won free cheese steak, damn, now I'm hungry... Chabot: You're always hungry! Jones: Yeah, I am. Sosa: One moment here, we're going to celebrate this man's win real well tonight. But first, we got a point of order to address. Specifically, Esteban Vargas. Jones: He's real good, we almost beat EX with him! Macchiato: Super solid! Sosa: So, if he wants in, we've got him the offer. You still on board with that? Chabot: Yes! Grizzly: A Canadian never turns down an ally! KKJ: Only if he stays away from my fries. Macchiato: HE'S IN THE CLUUUUUUUUUB! Sosa: Alright, that's that, Vargas, get your supersuit clad ass in here. You're drafted into the Rudo Army, now. The New Humanity: I will not let you down! Sosa: Just be cool, fight hard, play hard, and you'll be a damn good recruit. --- El Experto: (Translated from Spanish) <Idiots, fools, ignoramuses! Of course they would see a proven loser and add him to their little club. Of course they would. But even so, we demonstrated why my expertise and experience are superior to their "Army." To me, they have subtracted by addition with Vargas. We have the better connections, the better talent...and no title. This will change. First, I wish to announce that Rudo EX will win the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight title in less than two weeks. Colossus Rhodes has no chance of losing to Valentina Verda. None. Because I am so confident, I will then lay out the rest of my roadmap. Next month, we will challenge Canadian Grizzly for his Dominican Golden Championship. That belt belongs to us. The challenger could be our good friend, Dungeon Dominguez, it could be our Aztec Executioner, Itzcoatl Hernandez, or perhaps the venomous Poison Froggy Mask, the Irresistible Force, Julio Rivera...or our newest member, the Sultry Assassin, Margarita Morales.> Margarita Morales: <Maybe it should be me. After all, that's why I joined Rudo EX.> Experto: <I recall you once rode with the half-hearted losers of the Rudo Army in the past. But then you left.> Margarita: <They bored me at the time. And I had other things to do than put up with such awful booking when someone of my talents is worth so, so much more. But now, I think I'll enjoy this, every single step of the way. And Canadian Grizzly as a champion? Hah! Don't make me laugh! I will pluck that belt off of him like an out of place eyelash! Take me to the top, Experto, and we will see just how far EX can go...> |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 31, 2021 22:27:24 GMT
GPC faces one of the toughest challenges yet for his Victorous Medal and the showdown between Bemba's Royal Court against the Action Pack main events this card, live from Chicago.   Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: At the Crossroads8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 2nd at Wacker Drive Revival in Chicago, IL Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout Bemba's Royal Court(King Bemba, Yetunde Oya and ???) vs. The Action Pack(Ross Malone, Elle Barrett and JT Bosco)With JT Bosco winning a battle royale to earn this chance for the Action Pack, King Bemba reaches out yet again to Marcus Xavier, Mr. Moonsault to join his Royal Court, leaving a spot open on his team for the chance. Even if Esther Musambi ends up competing instead, the Royal Court have to be seen as the favorites to retain The Loop here, with Bemba fresh off a challenge for the Number One and Yetunde Oya more than matching the considerable experience of the team's veteran foes. Ross Malone will have to dig deep into his sizable playbook if the Pack is to stand a chance. Gulag Cage Match The X-Treme Kid vs. Joseph HarpoTwo very different revolutionaries face off within the confines of the walls of steel, with the feud between NBNF and the Internationale growing ever more heated in the past few months. With DUDE Smith putting the Stakhonovite Warrior on the shelf, the Marxist, Joseph Harpo seeks revenge for his teammate by cutting NBNF off at the head, and administering a beatdown on the backyard legend. Both the XTK and Harpo are excellent brawlers who thrive in such situations and many expect this match to be a highlight of the night. NBNF("Total MDK" Taylor Ngyuen and Emerald Santiago) vs. The Internationale(Humberto Ortega and Sarita Jean Watkins)With their leaders fighting directly afterward, the ladies of NBNF and the power couple of the Internationale go head to head in a standard tag match. The outright animosity might not permeate this one quite as much, but with the factions in direct opposition, both teams will be looking not just to win, but to decisively defeat their foes. Eiji "Jay" Sato vs. Phil MercuryThe Digital Daves of the world should be delighted with this matchup between the Bebop Tiger and the captain of the Three Lions. Jay Sato has looked like a legit contender in L-Pro in this year, and Phil Mercury may manage to pull the Lions back up to a Loop challenge on the basis of his own efforts, but the real excitement here is in seeing two of the most dynamic performers in the entire Office facing off in what is an incredibly even match on paper. The Outlaw, Sam Hall with ALEXANDER, Tarkhan the Mangler and Nishimura Endo vs. Rumika HashiWhile Ibrahim Rahman managed to earn this month's shot at the Victorious Medal, both Hashi and Hall had valid arguments for their own chance at the belt. Having fallen short, they will not fight GPC, but each other, in what will likely be a ruthless slugfest, Hashi's trained kicks against Hall's unruly brawling. With Worldwide Conquest at ringside, Hashi will have to be wary of more than just the Outlaw, but his dangerous teammates as well. Well Wishes to Tenryu Kosuke "Choppu" Arai vs. "Rookie Killer" Koji SawadaOne of the true all time greats of Japanese wrestling, Genichiro Tenryu has been hospitalized with heart issues. In wishing for a full recovery for Mr. Puroresu, one of my own favorites in any style, I offer this match between two edits who each have a little bit of Tenryu's approach in their own ways.Kosuke Arai has some of the most brutal chops in all of pro wrestling, one of the most beloved veterans on the L-Pro roster who still packs a punch against his younger foes. Conversely, Koji Sawada may be fresh out of the L-Pro Dojo, but he takes the mentality of a grumpy old veteran decades into the game with his harsh roughhousing approach. Both Arai and Sawada have said that they hope to honor one of the best of all time with their performance in this match, a more respectful set of press comments than usual, especially for Sawada. Franchise Frustration Freight Train McMichaelson vs. Fred the RedWith the "QB1." woes of the Bears and the injury plagued season of Liverpool, both the former Midway Monster and the Scouse ultra have not had the most pleasant of times in their sports fandom in this year. As such, the two will seek to take their frustrations out on each other in a match that pits the explosive power of McMichaelson against the swift strikes of Fred for what should be a hard hitting, violent match between these members of the D-Team and Three Lions. Victorious Tag Medal #1 Contender Bout White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa) vs. Apocaylptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka)Despite being steamrolled by the Destructive Duo in their unsuccessful attempt to defend the Victorious Tag Medals, White Hot are back, and looking to regain the belts. They will have to first defeat another returning team in the Apocaylptic Warriors, with a refreshed Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka bringing their own head hunting skills to the table against the spirited Blackwood Academy graduates. Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Bout G.P. Christopher(C) vs. Ibrahim RahmanWinning a match on the previous Golden Touch to leap past the other top contenders, Ibrahim Rahman hopes to do what nobody else has managed in defeating GP Christopher for the Victorious Medal in the Preliminary Main Event. The Tunisian Nomad, however, brings a different set of skills to the table than most, seeking not to match GPC's otherworldly fortitude head on, but to drag him into maelstrom of flash pins and fluid techniques. As such, this match will be less like the usual firefights for the Medal, but more of a stylistic showdown to see who can impose his style upon the other. --- G.P. Christopher was a recent guest on Digital Dave Doolittle's Ring Beholder podcast, and their discussion produced these excerpts: G.P. Christopher: Look, Dave, I usually promise you that I'll give you something worth the Hundo each time I step in that ring. But I'm going to be real right now. Rahman, he's just not playing the same game I play. And I'm not looking to give the fans this match. I'm going to beat him down and make sure he doesn't roll me up before I even get warmed up. Digital Dave Doolittle: But isn't part of your appeal that you always give the fans their value? GPC: Look, I always give the ladies of the GP Club their time's worth. But I can't always do that in the ring. If someone wants to fight me, and they got what it takes to keep up, then, yeah, I'm putting a match of the year on with them before I win. But if they don't have what it takes to keep up, or if they're not going to meet me where I'm at in there, then maybe I just have to run them down first, and think about the fans second. It's all about booking, and you know I have my problems with Super Shima Machine. Digital Dave: Just as Shima Ito has his issues with you. But isn't a great worker able to carry the proverbial broom handle to a ninety percent match? You say you're the hardest working man in wrestling, but if I'm being honest, I haven't seen that as much lately, you've been beating people fast and you haven't worked outside L-Pro as much. GPC: Look, I know you're a critic, it's what you do. So don't take it personally, when I'm saying that you're being too damn critical for your own good. I only work with what's in front of me, and really, let me lay this out here, Shima Ito's not interested in promoting me. I've heard Midas thinks I speak out for myself too much, and he's not been making offers for me. So for now, if that means I just defend my title or take on a headline quality match each month, then that's the way it's gonna be. I more than earned the right to carry myself like a real champ. So when you come at me for how I'm working or how I'm getting booked, you want to cast shade on me, Dave, don't think I'm going to just take it! Digital Dave: It's really disappointing that you'd see it that way, I go out of my way to call you up for this show on a regular basis... GPC: Don't get me wrong. You and me, we're still cool, but it's people like Ito and Midas who don't get what I do for them, people out there on social media, out there on the Circle who say I'm overrated or lazy, I'm just getting really sick of all of that. I'm the best damn champ in the Senatorial Office, I've held this Medal longer than some belts have been around in this business, I've got nothing to prove to anyone. Except, maybe, the winner of Verda and Rhodes. So yeah, Midas, you want to prove to me that you value what I got? Give me a shot at the Number One in a month, I'll even fight for it in your late main event of the night, and I'll call that a deal. You don't do it, and maybe I start looking at other promotions who want what I have to offer. Just throwing that out there... --- King Bemba: I have generously given you the opportunity on this Friday to join with me. You will be a champion again, something that will not happen again unless you bend the knee and join the Royal Court! And because I am a magnanimous ruler, I will allow the rest of your team to join with us! Mr. Moonsault: You know what I said before. Bemba: Things have changed, if you do not join, you are the enemy, if you are the enemy, I will destroy you like the rest! I have not made this offer lightly. My Royal Court is not open for all, but only for the very best. And I believe that should our forces be joined, that nobody will stand a chance against us, ever again! We will make The Loop our property for perpetuity! We will make Wacker Drive Revival ours! We will have the strength to repel any looming threat on the horizon! Moonsault: What you're talking about is a super team. Reminds me of when I play pickup ball. Things go several ways when you pick teams. Either the best players all join up and beat everyone easy. Or they each get their teams, ride or die, and try to prove something. You should know now how I roll. Bemba: It would be a terrible shame if you make the wrong choice! But the choice will still be open on Friday! I wish very much that you will be there to face the Action Pack! Moonsault: Best of luck, because the D-Team will be back on top some day. Maybe sooner, maybe later. But we don't give up, and we don't stop at anything... --- The following conversation was recorded from a popular social media site, with both accounts verified: XTK-DX-6969: u goin down hard in tha cage!!!!111111 TheRealMarxistHarpo: What utterly pathetic drivel. You type like you think, in retrograde, Neanderthal nonsense. It is obvious that the development of your intellect halted in the late '90s along with your obsolete preferences. XTK-DX-6969: no u TheRealMarxistHarpo: I would almost feel sorry for you, because what you are going to experience in the Gulag is a corrective measure that should have been applied to you decades ago. If it were, then perhaps you would then have managed to progress along with the rest of society rather than clinging onto your childish foolhardy nonsensical faux revolution against everything. A true revolution is focused and intellectual! It is progrssive and purposeful! You are nothing of the sort and because of that, you will be buried in the ash heap of history! XTK-DX-6969: u cant tll me what to do u cant tell me what to say all u do is try 2 control ppl but u cnt control me bsides if u da man keepn ppl dwn then u not the revolutn butt your just da man dat ppl rebell against TheRealMarxistHarpo: You need to be re-educated. Actually, with the way you type and the way that you think, I doubt that you were ever educated in the first place. XTK-DX-6969: SUCK IT grammmar nazi TheRealMarxistHarpo: How dare you call me a Nazi, you capitalist tool! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 2, 2021 14:35:51 GMT
 A Fast Interview with Ibrahim RahmanBy "Fast" Eddie Edison Everyone and their mother should know at this point that Ibrahim Rahman is one of the best pure wrestlers in the world. But there's a problem here. The Senatorial Office seems somewhat adverse to promote him. And the only thing less eager to promote Ibrahim Rahman than the Office, is Rahman himself. So I've taken it upon myself to have one of my Fast Interviews with the man, so you can all thank me later, after he manages to beat G.P. Christopher. "Fast" Eddie Edison: Ibrahim, you have a big title match coming up tonight against one of the longest reigning champions in wrestling. Tell me what you think about this contest. Ibrahim Rahman: It is an honor. Everything I do, is for matches like this. I want to face the best. It is why I fight for my freedom to choose my own path. George Paul Christopher is one of the best. It is because of that, why I must defeat him. Only then can I say that my choices are justified. Edison: So, Ibrahim, your English seems much better than it used to be. It's obvious you've worked hard on that. But you don't seem to be trying to use it to promote yourself. Why is that? Ibrahim: It is not my way to fight with my words. It is my actions that I wish to speak louder. Edison: You came close to beating the Number One Ranked Valentina Verda not that long ago, you ever think you want a rematch there? Ibrahim: It is a must that I seek a win against Valentina. But that is for another time. Edison: Ok, since this is a Fast Interview, let's wrap this up quick. You and Midas don't get along, at all. Think things are better with Shima Ito directly in charge of your booking? Ibrahim: He has given me a great challenge. I have no complaints. Edison: And there you have it, Ibrahim Rahman, the next challenger for G.P. Christopher's Victorious Medal and dare I say, the future champ. You heard it here first, and you heard it here fast. Don't forget to check out Wacker Drive and L-Pro - At the Crossroads, live tonight at eight PM, Central Time. King Bemba and the Royal Court defend The Loop against the badass old warriors of the Action Pack in the main event, and Mr. Moonsault has to choose if he's taking his talents to the Royal Court or not. There's a Gulag Cage Match with the X-Treme Kid and the Marxist, Joseph Harpo, and I know I'm hoping for some of the ol' ultraviolence there. Lots of other good stuff coming your way, and it's all on the Senatorial Streaming Service. This is "Fast" Eddie Edison, signing off. www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 4, 2021 16:53:16 GMT
A consequential event for both WDR and L-Pro, with the main event scenes in both promotions changing signifcantly following the occurrences here. RESULTS Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: At the Crossroads 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 2nd at Wacker Drive Revival in Chicago, IL Bonus Match Lucretia DeCavalcante vs. Naoka Takemura  Naoka Takemura gave a good accounting of herself against the captain of the Syndicate, fighting more like the fiery fan favorite that she imagines herself to be than is usually the case. Even so, Lucretia DeCavalcante is a dangerous person to brawl with, and her more efficient techniques won the day, with a bicycle kick putting Takemura down for the three count. Main Event: The Loop Championship Bout Bemba's Royal Court(King Bemba, Yetunde Oya and Mr. Moonsault) vs. The Action Pack(Ross Malone, Elle Barrett and JT Bosco)  To the surprise of many, Mr. Moonsault chose to join the Royal Court, serving as the third member of Bemba's team in this match. And the Royal Court looked incredibly strong here, constantly taking the fight to the outside and beating the fight out of the Action Pack, with Yetunde Oya eventually submitting Elle Barrett with her leg hook choke hold, the Gates of No Return. The landscape of Wacker Drive is forever changed with this development with the top two men in the company now on the same team, can anyone compete with the Royal Court now? Gulag Cage Match The X-Treme Kid vs. Joseph Harpo  Two words can describe the results of the Gulag Cage Match: Total Domination. The X-Treme Kid simply tore into the Marxist from the opening bell, hitting back to back broncobusters and finished him with the Triple XXXTreme Stunner. No doubt about it, NBNF walks out of their feud with the Internationale with their heads held high and a strong position in the chase for The Loop. NBNF("Total MDK" Taylor Ngyuen and Emerald Santiago) vs. The Internationale(Humberto Ortega and Sarita Jean Watkins)  A fairly routine showing for the well-coordinated NBNF team who cruised to victory here, with Taylor Nguyen pulling off what could only be described as a hyper combo of sorts at one point, three backflip kicks chained into each other directly before hitting a cross body for a near fall. It would be shortly after that she would follow up with a Sweet Chin Music on Sarita Jean Watkins to close things out. Of note, it should also be mentioned that Humberto Ortega inexplicably wore his black and green attire into this match, despite the protests of Watkins, matching more with the NBNF duo than his own partner. Eiji "Jay" Sato vs. Phil Mercury  It was inevitable that the Bebop Tiger and the Superstar Showman would engage in a properly entertaining contest. Both displayed a versatile approach, each using the ropes well and keeping up a brisk pace, as Sato used his big suplexes to control the match. Mercury, though, was one step ahead in the end, landing a backstabber to set up a big shining wizard to gain the pinfall victory. The Outlaw, Sam Hall with ALEXANDER, Tarkhan the Mangler and Nishimura Endo vs. Rumika Hashi  An outstanding match with Sam Hall and Rumika Hashi each demonstrating why they're considered top contenders for the Victorious Medal. Hall dominated the middle portion of the match, landing his Damn Your Eyes diving DDT, among other variations of the DDT. While Worldwide Conquest were present at ringside, they minimally factored into the actual match aside from Nishimura Endo demanding for Norio Fujimori to favor Hall at one point. As a result, Hashi was able to focus late in the match on her deadly kicks, with a particularly potent question mark kick finally finishing the Outlaw off for the three count. Hashi has earned herself a rematch with GPC for the Medal, and if she can build upon this momentum, this could be a match to look forward to. Well Wishes to Tenryu Kosuke "Choppu" Arai vs. "Rookie Killer" Koji Sawada  Choppu and the Rookie Killer performed a proper tribute to Tenryu in this match, with Koji Sawada showing off his array of flashy suplexes early on, only to attempt to match Kosuke Arai chop for chop as the match went along. This was a mistake, and despite a grumpy low angle powerbomb late in the match, it was Arai who came out ahead after delivering one of his downward Hell Banishing Chops on his foe. Franchise Frustration Freight Train McMichaelson vs. Fred the Red  Every bit the bile-fueled slobberknocker that anyone could have hoped for from these two, the Freight Train and Fred the Red held little back in this slugfest. While Fred landed more than his fair share of big strikes including the Shankley Special fireman carry bicycle kick, it would be the Train's crushing Midway tackle that would finish the match for the three count. Victorious Tag Medal #1 Contender Bout White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa) vs. Apocaylptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka)  A strong back and forth battle between two top teams, with White Hot showing signs that they have come a far way from their days as a scrappy underdog pairing, but the Apocalyptic Warriors drew upon their own experience and their vicious striking down the stretch, before Masa Tokugawa managed to catch Keiko Maeda with a flying jujigatame for the win to earn a shot at the Destructive Duo. Preliminary Main Event: Victorious Medal Bout G.P. Christopher(C) vs. Ibrahim Rahman  Can anyone even pose a challenge to Christopher at this point? Once again, GPC blows straight through a qualified challenger, outclassing Ibrahim Rahman in a quick, decisive match, knocking his foe out with the Destiny Driver double underhook piledriver. --- Match of the Night: Sam Hall vs. Rumika Hashi -A high level competition between two top notch contenders for the Victorious Medal earns the award. The Sato-Mercury and White Hot-Warriors matches both were worth mentioning, but this one was clearly the top match of the night. Performer of the Night: G.P. Christopher -GPC again retains his title against a valid opponent, and makes it look easy. --- Injury Report Ibrahim Rahman: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension) -Dropped on his head by GPC's Destiny Driver, Rahman becomes the latest challenger for the Victorious Medal to end up on the shelf. --- Kevin Anderson: This is World Wrestling Daily Digest's Kevin Anderson and as always, I'm on the forefront of the biggest scoops in wrestling. I'm here with a man who just made a extremely controversial choice, Mr. Moonsault, Marcus Xavier. Mr. Moonsault: Hold up. Before you go on, there's no controversy here. Anderson: I'd have to disagree, the IWC is blowing up right now on social media. Moonsault: All that happened here is a man, an athlete made a choice for his career. No controversy, full stop. Anderson: I understand you've not had a chance to check what people are saying, but that's clearly not true. A lot of people are saying this goes against everything you said before tonight. Moonsault: I'm not going to explain to people who never stepped in the ring. If they haven't walked the walk, then they don't have any right to hate on me for taking care of my own interests. This is my life. This is how I make my money. I did what I had to do. If you can't get that, then that's your problem. Anderson: But can two superstars like you and Bemba co-exist in the same team? Wouldn't you rather beat him than join him? Moonsault: The game's changing around here. He saw that, and he reached out to me. And I saw the writing on the wall. It was time that I realized that this is the only way to go. Anderson: Another thing people are asking is what this means for the rest of the D-Team, have you left them behind or brought them along? Moonsault: I'm just going to lay this out there, because it has to be said at some point. They're dead weight. D-Man's got one foot in his marketing career. A-Jo's got her research at Rush University. Freight Train's far past it and busted up. They're not full in. That's not a team that's winning The Loop again. Draw your own conclusions. This interview is over. --- Kevin Anderson: I was backstage with Mr. Moonsault, now I'm here with Daunte Thomas, Freight Train McMichaelson and Astrid Johanesson, his former teammates. I'm sure for the three of you that this was a massive blow. D-Man Daunte Thomas: The words that come to mind are "Et Tu, Brute." Marcus stabbed us in the back, didn't give us any hint of his decision. He would not speak to us afterwards. So, let it be said that we are indeed, royally pissed with his punk ass. Freight Train McMichaelson: You wanna see who's busted up? Go check on Fred the Red after um, you know, I just about blasted his ribs outta his body! Go talk to me about who's, you know, past it then! Astrid Johanesson: I am not happy with this, not at all. Marcus talks very much like a person who is trying to justify himself...to himself. But he might find his new friends might not be as friendly as he thought. Loyalty means something to me, it meant something to the D-Team! And he'll never have that again! Daunte: Henceforth, we will seek the goal to go forth and prove that the D-Team will not fade away. Marcus will find some day we shall serve him the dish best served cold...but for now, we're burning hot. And we want a shot at The Loop as soon as Big Rob can hook us up. Only way we do this, Challenge Series, we don't give a shadow of a shit on who you pick, be it the Destroyer, the King himself, be it the traitor, Moonsault Xavier, Oya, Musambi, whoever you line up, we will knock down. All we got to offer is what you see right here. And I believe that is more than enough. Freight Train: We'll knock you outta your boots and show 'em that we're Chi-town strong! Astrid: You think you took the easier way, but I promise you, Marcus, we'll show you that is far from the case! --- G.P. Christopher: I'm just gonna make this fast, I showed all of you that if I say I'm doing something, I'm doing it. That's another challenger I put down hard. Ibrahim's good, but he wasn't catching me, not tonight. Now, Shima, I know you're listening. I'm fine facing Rumika one more time, she's good enough to give me a challenge. But after that, until I get my shot at the Number One, unless you got new people for me who I haven't faced and who can actually stand a chance, then I'm not defending the Medal until I get this taken care of. I've got too much to offer right now to be facing retreads and longshots. Find me a challenge, or I'll find them where they're at. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 7, 2021 16:19:30 GMT
Four, count 'em, four title matches headline this deluxe card featuring the rosters of UCSS and the SWA.   UCSS x SWA: Triple Turmoil8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 9th at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA Main Event: SWA World Heavyweight Title Bout Max Bertrand(C) vs. Karts Rowdy vs. Dag BoomerThe long awaited title defense for Max Bertrand's SWA World Heavyweight title will take place here, with not only the former champ, Karts Rowdy earning a chance to regain his belt, but the rampaging powerhouse, Dag Boomer has fought his way into this match as well, thanks to the past provocations of Bertrand's All American Athletes. Rowdy seeks his own revenge, having been suplexed into oblivion by Bertrand in his championship defeat, and has been highly motivated to improve upon that performance. While Dag Boomer has mostly focused on his Thunder Devils team with Laurence Holland, the injury of Holland has freed him up to seek his vengeance against Bertrand, and potentially gain the most valued prize in the SWA in the process. UCSS Tag Title Bout Bitter Rivals(Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic)(C) vs. Red Alert(Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising) and Aoife Daley)It has reportedly been difficult to get the UCSS Tag champs to share the same room, let alone team together to defend their belts. But now, the Bitter Rivals will have to work together once again to take on a unified threat from two potent challengers in Leona Sterling and Aofie Daley. The Scots-Irish duo earned this chance by defeating Eagle Justice on the prior UCSS program, and with the Irish Firecracker's lethal striking and Sterling's mix of sharp kicks and relentless submissions, they enter into this match as the clear favorites. Even so, Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic may well find a way to make this work through their peculiar example of anti-teamwork, as each is driven primarily to outwork the other and managed to become the initial champions as a result. SWA Prestige Title Bout Sophia Rodrigues(C) vs. Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising)A bonus showing pitting the Alger Family Gym against the SWA Prestige Division's best resulted in Candace Monroe gaining the fall over the champ, Rodrigues. As such, the Phoenix Rising standout will now have a chance to face her for the Prestige belt. This is a matchup between two multi-faceted fighters, with both Monroe and Rodrigues having an aptitude for leglocks. Rodrigues's Luta Livre background only adds to her main strength, with the Witch known for her startlingly fast hands in the standup, while Monroe's catch background makes her much more dangerous in the clinch, with some solid kicks to boot. Should Monroe gain the win, she will become the first outside talent to hold the SWA Prestige title since the belt's inception. SWA Tag Team Title Bout Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas)(C) vs. Canadian Dream Team(Canadian Grizzly(TIPWF) and Allen Hawkins)With the Canadian Dream Team emphatically defeating the Thunder Devils in a contender match, they now get a shot at the ever-arrogant, yet increasingly popular duo of Renacimiento. The persistent movement of Espadas and Pascual have served them well since gaining the SWA Tag Team titles, and will have to be on full display against the current TIPWF Dominican Golden Champion, Canadian Grizzly and Allen Hawkins. The CDT have shown the ability to nullify power and striking with their superior technical ability, but will be put to the test now against the agility and fluid teamwork of the Renaissance men. UCSS Rules Mackenzie Bergeron vs. Johnny Warning(Blackrose/Sakura)A dream match of sorts that was initially penciled in for the upcoming Golden Touch broadcast, but now finds its way onto this show as a result of the Turner-De Boer title match being shifted to Golden Touch. Two of the very best technicians in any promotion, Bergeron and Warning are two modern age throwbacks who could have thrived in any era of professional wrestling. Johnny Warning is one of the fastest rising stars in any promotion, having ascended in both Blackrose and Sakura Pro as of late into an essential spot on the card, while Mackenzie Bergeron has largely focused on training MCCW's Eliza Faulkner in the recent past. Big Banter Brand("Big Banter" Rory Banner and Sanem Becker) vs. Thiago Gracie BJJ(Jamie Tomasi and Thiago Gracie)With Jamie Tomasi blocking Sanem Becker's path towards the UCSS Openweight title in their previous meeting, the captain of the Big Banter Brand made sure to secure a rematch between the two, and with Commissioner Dangerous Nicholas Alger refusing to make the match, Rory Banner settled for a tag bout, including himself and Thiago Gracie on their respective sides. While the booking of this match was as ramshackle as it gets, the teams are far from it, and despite the participants mostly focusing on singles work, this could result in a new pair of challengers for the UCSS Tag titles. Keiichiro Asakawa vs. Mask LegendTwo standout puroresu imports to the SWA roster will meet here, as the Strong Heart, Keiichiro Asakawa, former VJPW champion will meet former NCPW multi-belt champion, Mask Legend in what promises to be a highly competitive bout. One of the eldest members of the SWA roster, Mask Legend still operates at a high level, and will have to draw upon his considerable experience against Asakawa and his emphatic power based attack. This match will likely come down to whether Asakawa can hit his Heartstopper jackhammer variation or if Mask Legend can thwart the potent finisher. The Syndicate(Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod(Wacker Drive Revival) and Mr. Cobra with Lucretia DeCavalcante(WDR)) vs. Avant Garde(Nature Strange, Baron Charles and "Mr. Woman" Jamie Wilson)With their leader, Lucretia DeCavacante at ringside fresh off a win over Lightning Pro's Naoka Takemura on the previous Office broadcast, the Syndicate rolls into the opening spot of Triple Turmoil with the Goodfellas and Mr. Cobra taking on Nature Strange's Avant Garde trio. Avant Garde will have an uphill battle to face, dealing not just with DeCavalcante's leadership at ringside, but the veteran teamwork of Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod as well as the savage bloodletting ways of Mr. Cobra. However, if anyone can manage to subvert the typical expectations, one can do worse than to rely upon the likes of Baron Charles and Jamie Wilson. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 9, 2021 14:44:01 GMT
Dangerous Nicholas Alger: Tonight we have Universal Combat Shoot Style. Grateful Saeba: And we have the Spike Wrestling Association. DNA: We have a badass bunch of matches here. Four titles on the line. Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic defending the UCSS Tag Titles against Aoife Daley and Leona Sterling, Red Alert. Saeba: The SWA World Heavyweight title's in the main event, Max Bertrand's made some enemies, and both the former champ, Karts Rowdy and the Yellow Devil, Dag Boomer are gunning for him. The SWA Tag Team titles are also contested here, Renacimiento, Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas against the Canadian Dream Team, Allen Hawkins and the Canadian Grizzly. DNA: And don't forget this. Your SWA Prestige title's being challenged by one of mine. Sophia Rodrigues better look out. Candace Monroe's looking to take a leg home. And a belt. Saeba: Good luck with that, she'll need it. DNA: You ain't got a clue. Not if you think Candace needs luck to win. She beat her before. Can do it again. Saeba: Hah. We will see. We got more, of course, with Mr. Cobra and the Goodfellas up against Nature Strange's weird group, Avant Garde. Mask Legend and Keiichiro Asakawa should be a great match. Alger's got his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu team of Thiago Gracie and Jamie Tomasi against the Big Banter Brand. DNA: We got a lot. But I'm still pissed. Saeba: Heard your guy Midas screwed you over big time, taking your big title match and saving it for his own show. DNA: I don't like that. Andronicus Turner's not here tonight. He's defending against Virgil de Boer next week. On Golden Touch. But we got a match from Midas. Replacing that. We got Mackenzie Bergeron here. And he's taking on Johnny Warning, from Sakura Pro and Blackrose. That's a good one. Saeba: Figure I might even enjoy that, two old school guys who can get the job done. Reminds me a bit of myself. Anyway, action starts tonight, eight o'clock, Central Time, and it's all on the Senatorial Streaming Service. www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 11, 2021 19:22:42 GMT
The SWA was in top form and a plethora of new champions were crowned on this action pack installment. Once again, a bonus match steals the show, but there was plenty to enjoy on the main card as well. RESULTS UCSS x SWA: Triple Turmoil 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 9th at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA Bonus Match David Houston vs. Edward Joseph  One of the best matches of the night, and perhaps the best of the year for the SWA, with the rising prospect, David Houston going all out against the English veteran, London Fog, Edward Joseph. Houston's energy and athleticism were undeniable here, but Joseph's seasoned experience and stubborn determination kept him in the match, at one point, even stealing Houston's Gravity Drop reverse chokeslam. With a series of near falls late in the proceedings, both men displayed an exceptional degree of heart, but it would be Joseph who would walk away with the win, following a cruel small joint manipulation into a seated armbreaker hold. Main Event: SWA World Heavyweight Title Bout Max Bertrand(C) vs. Karts Rowdy vs. Dag Boomer  A nonstop maelstrom awaited the fans for the first twenty minutes of this match, with all three competitors unrelenting in their efforts to gain the advantage. It would be Karts Rowdy who would eliminate the champ, hitting a Vulture Dive 450 splash on Max Bertrand, but would then have to deal with the power of Dag Boomer. And power is what the Yellow Devil would bring, emphatically powerslamming Rowdy into the mat, and knocking him out to become the SWA World Heavyweight champion. A remarkable showing from the longtime tag specialist, who has now become the top singles competitor in the SWA. UCSS Tag Title Bout Bitter Rivals(Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic)(C) vs. Red Alert(Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising) and Aoife Daley)  Surprisingly, the Rivals were able to function well enough in this match to turn back the challenge of Red Alert, with Minerva Markovic anchoring the team through most of the proceedings and Ong Daengsri showing off her underrated ground game late in the match by applying a heel hook on Aoife Daley to secure the submission win and the UCSS Tag titles. SWA Prestige Title Bout Sophia Rodrigues(C) vs. Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising)  This was Candace Monroe's night to shine, and shine she did against the Witch, Sophia Rodrigues. While the SWA Prestige champion did manage to demonstrate some of her quality submission skills, Monroe was as relentless as she has ever been, working the legs over with harsh kicks and landing multiple Gotch style piledrivers, the last of which would result in a second round ten count knockout win for Monroe, making her the first non-contracted talent to ever win the SWA Prestige title as well as the first ever to win a SWA title in the organization's partnership with the Senatorial Office. SWA Tag Team Title Bout Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas)(C) vs. Canadian Dream Team(Canadian Grizzly(TIPWF) and Allen Hawkins)  The Canadian Dream Team were unable to control the pace against their speedy foes, and paid the price. Despite some good teamwork at points, this was Renacimineto's match and Leonardo Pascual eventually scored a pinfall over the Grizz with a simple cazedora rollup. The Renaissance Luchadors have gone a long way from being perpetual midcard workers into becoming the clear top team in the SWA. UCSS Rules Mackenzie Bergeron with Eliza Faulkner(MCCW) vs. Johnny Warning(Blackrose/Sakura)  An eagerly awaited contest between two of the best throwback technicians in the Critical Alliance, Bergeron and Warning did not disappoint the fans, with Warning taking an early lead with his superb execution. But near the end of the first round, Bergeron would counter with a vicious shin breaker, clearly hurting the Sakura/Blackrose standout as the five minute mark hit. As the second round started, Warning seemed to have recuperated to some degree, even connecting with a backflip powerslam and his trademark northern lights variants for near falls, but Bergeron smelled blood in the water, and with a nod to his student, Eliza Faulkner at ringside, locked in a cross heel hold for the win. Big Banter Brand("Big Banter" Rory Banner and Sanem Becker) vs. Thiago Gracie BJJ(Jamie Tomasi and Thiago Gracie)  Rory Banner seemed strangely muted in this matchup, and while Sanem Becker did somewhat better for the Big Banter Brand, it would be the BJJ icon, Thiago Gracie who would catch her with a flying armbar for the win. The Gracie Jiu-Jitsu team was simply better in this one, no doubt about it. Keiichiro Asakawa vs. Mask Legend  An utterly brilliant showing from the two puroresu veterans as Asakawa and Mask Legend held nothing back, shifting from a technical early phase into an explosive duel down the stretch with multiple near falls on both sides. Just when it seemed nothing would prevail for either man, the Legend connected on a gigantic combination, launching Asakawa into the corner with a shotgun dropkick, then landing a springboard dropkick before one more high angle running dropkick would finish him off. The SWA fan base will likely demand that this is not the last time these two face off in their ring. The Syndicate(Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod(Wacker Drive Revival) and Mr. Cobra with Lucretia DeCavalcante(WDR)) vs. Avant Garde(Nature Strange, Baron Charles and "Mr. Woman" Jamie Wilson)  Although Nature Strange held his own in multiple exchanges, this was the Syndicate's night, with the Goodfellas operating at their usual smooth efficiency rate and Mr. Cobra wreaking havoc. Jamie Wilson would drop the fall for Avant Garde following a Rod Smasher inverted ddt from Tony the Rod. --- Match of the Night: Houston-Joseph, Asakawa-Legend -With a number of quality matches across the card, two yet stood out even more, with David Houston and Edward Joseph dazzling in the bonus match and Keiichiro Asakawa and Mask Legend increasing heart rates early on with their showdown. Both matches could qualify on a best of the year recap for the SWA, without a doubt. Performer of the Night: Dag Boomer, Candace Monroe -Another tie, with Dag Boomer capturing the SWA World Heavyweight title after managing to fight his way into the match and Candace Monroe absolutely dominating a dominant champ in Sophia Rodrigues to become the first outside champ in the SWA Prestige division. Both were more than deserving of this award. --- Injury Report Johnny Warning (Unknown) -A shin breaker from Mackenzie Bergeron seemed to hobble Warning, but he still continued in his match. While the Office does not have public information on Warning's status, rumors have it that he was not badly hurt enough to remain out of action for any time. Karts Rowdy: Diaphragm Spasm (No Medical Suspension) -Dag Boomer hit Karts Rowdy with a big front powerslam to win the SWA World Heavyweight title by ref stoppage. As it was, he knocked the wind out of Karts, and it seems that Karl Gowdy's pride will suffer longer term injuries than his body from the impact. --- Dag Boomer: That's right, I did it! I showed 'em all! Max Bertrand, you bastard! You thought you could get cute! You and the Athletes thought you could screw the Thunder Devils over! But look who's champ now! Hey, Karts, you didn't think you could beat me, did you, little man? Because I ain't giving this belt up for anyone now! Not you! Not any Athletes! Not Bobby Bobby, Red Dragon or any of you chumps back there! As Boomer rants on, his fellow Thunder Devil, Laurence Holland slowly makes his way out into the ring. Laurence Holland: Dag, my man, you did it. You beat both their asses, and got that gold. But I hear you going on about none of those chumps backstage getting your belt. I agree. Because the only person who's going to beat you in your first title defense...you're looking at him. Dag: You want a piece of this? You want this? Holland: Ringside Thunder ain't afraid of nothin. Dag: I'll Boomer Bomb you through the mat, I don't care! Holland: And I'll bring the Ringside Thunder through the ropes. You got something now that I've always wanted. We might be a team, but that belt, only one man can hold that. And I think that man should be me. Dag: Bring it on, Holland, I'll crush you, I'll crush everyone! I'm a force of nature! Holland: Maybe you are. But I'm puttin' that to the test. --- Leonardo Pascual: (Translated from Spanish) <Look at this! The Canucks thought they could deal with what we have to offer!> Oliver Espadas: <They were fools.> Pascual: <You see what we did there? We took apart two of your "international superstars" and we made it look damn easy! We are the Modern Day Renaissance, we are so good out there that you have to cheer, even if you hate us, we are so far above the rest that we're playing 3D chess, while you're playing tic tac toe!> Espadas: <All we really have to do is show up, and we win against anyone the SWA has.> Pascual: <And we should be ranked Number One in those Senatorial Office rankings, because we've beaten the best this place has to offer, we've shown you over and over again that nobody can even make us wrestle their match, we bring them into our realm, each and every time. And nobody can last long when we do what we do.> Espadas: <We don't mind defending these belts. It's easy and we look too good to not share that with the world.> Pascual: <Nobody can do anything against us, nobody at all!> Suddenly, two figures burst through the curtain into the interview room, each grabbing Espadas and Pascual and forcefully chucking them out of the room before crowding the camera. Blade Saeba: You thought we were down for the count! Notorious: But we're back! Saeba: Those jokers think they can call themselves the real champs, but they haven't beaten the Vanishing! Notorious: We're going to take back what's ours, you bastaaaaaards! Saeba: Shaaaaaaaaaa! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 12, 2021 18:48:53 GMT
Morgan "Midas" Matthews: My Head of Operations has been complaining that I do not represent my interests well when I speak directly with you, the public. He may be correct. I might be too honest and straightforward for my own good, and that might hurt some feelings out there. But that's the way it has to be. You see, I have some issues that have to be addressed here. First and foremost, let this be a public warning to any of the members of my Board. Do not criticize my decisions in public. I have Walt Callahan whining that I give his talent the biggest opportunity to shine on the biggest stage, with the biggest match of the month, or even the year. I have Nick Alger crying that I found a chance to promote his UCSS champion as he goes up against someone who could be the face of his company. Bob Montgomery says I put him and his brand up against the wall simply because I have better business ideas. I could go on, but my point is simple. All this complaining is ugly. And I am sick and tired of it. So let me make this clear. The next Affiliate promoter to go public again will have to deal with the consequences. Midas: Now speaking of consequences, you might notice who is conspicuously absent from this card. That is correct, my VIP Club Captain, John Logan and the Warrior Pro Heavyweight champion, Young Blood. The two of you can't get over this endless pissing contest and I will not perpetuate it on my own brand! So if you want to squabble a bit more in Warrior Pro, go ahead. But you better be ready to do what I pay you to do when you come back here. And Young Blood, Dean Sweenson might pay well, but he will leave you blowing in the wind if you antagonize him like you have me. Just be aware of that fact, no matter how well you may do over in those promotions. Midas: Now I am certainly excited for what we have in store for you, the people, on this Friday, and I think you should be just as thrilled. Do pay attention.  Golden Touch #12: Valentina vs. ColossusFollowing the broadcast of All Time Fighting on Friday, April 16th at Club Minos in Atlantic City, NJ Main Event: Senatorial Office Number One Ranking Bout, TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Title Bout Valentina Verda(C) vs. Colossus RhodesMidas: The best in the game, the unbeatable winner, the top star in wrestling. And then you have Valentina Verda. Colossus Rhodes might not speak a single word on camera. He might honestly be awful at promoting himself. He'll never lead my VIP Club, because he lacks the brains to do so. But there isn't a person in this business who can break someone like Rhodes can. He is an irreplaceable asset. Valentina Verda has done well enough in the top spot. Certainly has brought a different look to the face of my company. I have been satisfied with Verda serving as a transitionary Number One. It's been fun. But the time of the Colossus is about to begin. UCSS Openweight Title Bout Andronicus Turner(C) vs. Virgil de BoerMidas: I noticed this Dutch Thai Kickboxer fairly recently. The man had a ferocity that impressed me in the ring. But even more, this man has the look to earn big money endorsements, the style that you can't teach. He has verve, panache, the it factor. Virgil de Boer does have to prove that he is truly what I believe him to be, here. But if he does, and I think he will, then I may actually have a new candidate for the Captain's Chair. This is a moment that I want to see with my own eyes, on my own show. And I expect that Virgil de Boer will show me exactly what I am looking for, that rare sort of excellence that the VIP Club requires. Pan African Tag Championship Bout Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe) vs. Mistfire Coven(TIKI and HOODOO)(Typhoon Pro)Midas: Anthony Kalb told me that I needed to book these belts. I didn't agree, but this is a a match that I think will draw in some fans. The Black Star Cyclones have held these belts since Pan African Wrestling ended, and they've been in my team rankings as well. They have their support base from several promotions, which makes them good marketing. Then the Mistfire Coven. I recall seeing them before. They made an impression, and if you know me, most people I see do not make one. So I figure they will also be enjoyed by the public. Dr. Q(Blackrose/Sakura Pro) with Morgan "Midas" Matthews, Persephone and Irkalla vs. Anthony Kalb with Kevin Fitsharris and Steve PhillipsMidas: Speaking of Kalb, I will enjoy seeing the look on Steve Phillips's face when Dr. Q crushes his good friend. And if this means I have to find a new Head of Operations after he gets powerbombed into Hades, well, then so be it. Fifteen Minute Challenge Dungeon Dominguez with Paco Pequeno(Lucha POWER), El Experto and Julio Rivera vs. String BeanMidas: None of my best people can beat this scrawny loser like he should be beaten. So I know of the reputation of Dungeon Dominguez, and I believe he might succeed where my people have failed. Let's get this done, please. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 16, 2021 22:11:26 GMT
Big time doubleheader tonight with All Time Fighting at 8:00 PM, Central Time, directly followed by a massive Golden Touch Promotions show with the Number One and multiple Office promotional titles on the line! Check it all out on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillipsDon't say you weren't warned... For it's time. Time for Stanford Bradley's world-famous Funny Factory.  Stanford Bradley: Hold off on your applause, seriously, hold off, I don't need to blow out my lungs shouting over all your cheers. So before I get started in full here, I just gotta share a little story. You see, Uncle Stanford's always busy with some side gig or another. And one particular one is that I happen to mess around with custom photography filters. Yes, there's a part of me that exists outside of professional wrestling and comedy, you know, a man like me has to share his extraordinary gifts to as many people as possible! But anyway, I sometimes post my stuff online, using an assumed nom de plume, if you will. And people love what I have to offer! So much so, that some noobtacular asshole jumped me online the other day, telling me this, which I'll quote; "Hey, *name redacted*, post your folder, I need your filters right now now for my project." So I tell the slimeball to cool his jets and hold his horses, and slow his role, and that if he wanted the fruits of my hard work, that he'd have to wait like the rest of the unwashed masses! So then he keeps bugging me, pinged me at three o'clock in the morning, telling me he needed my filters and needed them now! And look, you guys know me, I'm like Cool Hand Luke, I'm like James Dean, I'm like the motherfriggin Night King, I'm like the other side of the pillow. Cliff's Notes, I'm cool. But this freak made me lose my cool, and I just about gave him Young Blood's personal info...but then I calmed down and realized that instead of inviting homicide, that I could just wait another hour and watch him receive a nice pain free banhammer. And that's just what happened. So the point of the story? Nah, there ain't no point! I just wanted to waste someone else's time like this asshole loser wasted mine! Stanford: Now then, doesn't it suck donkey balls when your family fights? Look, I'm a Young Blood man, I get paid directly by the Office to speak for this outta control maniac, and I'd much, much, much, much times a million times much rather be on his side than not on his side because he's already stuffed me into a garbage can when he actually believes I'm doing him a service! So yeah, let's keep the status quo there. But then I see him and John Logan can't help themselves. They keep trying and succeeding at kicking each other's high priced asses, and for what? So they can piss off my main benefactor, the Golden Tycoon himself, Midas Matthews? Look, if they want to keep having a pissing contest, I figure they can just find a nice alleyway somewhere and I'll even bring the tape measure if that's what it really takes to get this done with! But as it is, Young Blood's got gold in Warrior Pro, and they haven't told him I have to speak for him? Have fun, guys, have fun when you lose all your sponsors. Just don't say I didn't warn 'ya! So I'm meandering just a bit here, and what I really want to say here, is that no matter how stupid this all gets, I'm on Team Young Blood, ride or die, and hope I don't die... Valentina Verda: So now I get the match I always knew I was going to get. Nobody gets to stay on top for long without dealing with the Colossus. And I very much prefer staying on top as long as I can. A long pause follows, as Verda's expression loses its hint of a smirk. Verda: Wrestling is fun for me, otherwise I would not do it. But do not be mistaken. Past all the colorful outfits, the games, I know that this match is not to be taken lightly. And I do not take it as such. I know Midas wants me to lose this match. I know that a lot of people don't think I have a chance here. This isn't the friendly Cowboy or the African Supersensation. They are good, but they do not wish to destroy. Colossus does not fight to win, he fights to injure people. And if I am not very careful, I could be the next one. But if he thinks he will make me a disgusting splatter on the bottom of his boots, then I will teach him a lesson in humility! Verda: By now, most know that just because I'm flashy doesn't mean I lack substance. I'm not here to prove anything to anybody. I'm comfortable in who I am and what I am and I'm proud of it! And I know I can outwrestle any single human being that's on my dance ticket. And that includes big, beefy Colossus. I've heard he doesn't do so well once he gets past, you know, about eight minutes. Doesn't have the staying power. Well, I can and I will go all night long, so bring it on, hunkasaurus rex! --- Andronicus Turner: Last time I got in the ring with this Muay Thai Machine, he knocked me senselsess with those knees of his. That was then, this is now. Back then, he subbed in last second for Banner, and I didn't know shit for what I was dealing with. Now, he's going to be up against someone who's fully prepared. Full credit, De Boer's kicked some serious ass lately, and he's left Big Mouth Banter at home while he faces me mano a mano like a real man. That's all good. While he's been catching Midas's eye and beating up on L-Pro guys, I've been defending this Openweight title and proving that boxing is the true sport of kings. I lose, I lose, but I think this time, the Muay Thai Enforcer, or whatever the hell they're calling him now, is going to be on the wrong side of some heavy hands. --- Virgil de Boer: I don't speak much, I usually leave that to Banner. But this is a fight I have to take myself and so I will also speak for myself. This isn't about factions. This isn't about clubs. I'm just here to do one thing. And that's to finish what I started when it comes to Turner. I beat him once, and I will beat him again. And this time, it counts. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 20, 2021 17:52:05 GMT
A new age begins in the Office after this event, which could be seen as a true changing of the guard thanks to a number of results. RESULTS Golden Touch #12: Valentina vs. Colossus Following the broadcast of All Time Fighting on Friday, April 16th at Club Minos in Atlantic City, NJ Bonus Match The Notorious EFM vs. Vice Versa  With the downer of a main event, the Office could not let the fans go home on that low point, and brought out the Notorious EFM for a bonus match. And while Vice Versa did what she could, it was clear that after Valentina Verda's defeat that Versa's heart was not fully in it, and the EFM worked his way to a comfortable victory thanks to The Hop, his storied front missile dropkick. Main Event: Senatorial Office Number One Ranking Bout, TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Title Bout Valentina Verda(C) vs. Colossus Rhodes  It is almost unheard of that Valentina Verda cannot even garner a one count with a flash pin attempt well into a match. And yet, that is exactly what happened here, as Colossus Rhodes utterly overwhelmed the Virtuoso Exotico, powering out of every offensive attempt with a nonchalant ease, returning fire with simple, but powerful strikes and eventually caught Verda in the corner with a hard running lariat that would spell the end to the double championship run for the Exotico World Order leader. Colosssus Rhodes is the new TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight champion, and the new Senatorial Office Number One Ranked competitor, like it or not. And as it was, Jean-Pierre Mutombo did not like it, appearing at ringside, and proclaiming that "You will face me next! You are not invincible! I will prove it!" UCSS Openweight Title Bout Andronicus Turner(C) vs. Virgil de Boer  The first time these two met, it was de Boer's debut in UCSS and a unsuspecting surprise for Turner who was overwhelmed in defeat. This time around, Andronicus Turner was fully prepared and ready for this contest. That did not mean it was easy. De Boer drew blood with his knees and consistently battered the Kronk Gym champ with strikes from every angle. But by the third round, Turner found his moment, connecting with a blisteringly fast combination, putting the Muay Thai Machine down with a hard knockout to defend his Openweight title. Andronicus Turner has become one of the most dominant champions in the Office with this win, with no obvious challengers at hand by now. Pan African Tag Championship Bout Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe) vs. Mistfire Coven(TIKI and HOODOO)(Typhoon Pro)  The Cyclones have been one of the best teams in the world for some time now, and have proudly held onto the Pan African Tag championship since the end of Pan African Wrestling itself. But here, it was the time for the Mistfire Coven to rise up, with the Typhoon Pro veterans indulging in their usual antics and their high intensity attack, barely escaping multiple close calls with the Cyclones connecting on many of their best moves, and bloodying Layla Al-Amin but in the end, it would be HOODOO pinning Dogboe following a kenka kick and hip drop combination for the win to earn the titles. A proper victory and accomplishment for one of the most enigmatic, entertaining teams in all of wrestling. Dr. Q(Blackrose/Sakura Pro) with Morgan "Midas" Matthews, Persephone and Irkalla vs. Anthony Kalb with Kevin Fitsharris and Steve Phillips  This was not what Midas was hoping for. While Anthony Kalb did eventually fall to a lariat from the Mad Doctor, this was a chance for the Office's Head of Operations to shine, showing his bravery and competence in the ring, even against a monster on the level of Doctor Q, surviving many of his most fearsome attacks and getting back up for more, over and over again, and even managing to go powerbomb for powerbomb with the giant at points. Fifteen Minute Challenge Dungeon Dominguez with Paco Pequeno(Lucha POWER), El Experto and Julio Rivera vs. String Bean  String Bean has earned a reputation as a spoiler, refusing to fall over as fast as many other ENHANCE members do against high level opposition, and as impotent as his attacks are in return, it seems that the skinny jobber's true test is generally to make the opponent work far harder than they planned. As such, Dungeon Dominguez found himself with a strict fifteen minute time limit here, and despite controlling the majority of the match, the Lucha POWER standout came closer and closer to a dreaded draw...only to lock in a crossarm camel clutch with less than a minute to go, earning the submission win, and applause from the entryway from Morgan Matthews. --- Match of the Night: Black Star Cyclones vs. Mistfire Coven -A wild, chaotic battle between these two storied teams lived up to the expectations and surpassed them. A worthy match for the Pan African Tag Championship to change hands upon. Turner-de Boer was an excellent match, but this was the obvious top choice. Performer of the Night: Colossus Rhodes -Destroying a former double champion in such a one sided fashion makes this a clear choice. --- Injury Report Virgil de Boer: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension) -A jab-straight-lead hook combo from Andronicus Turner knocked de Boer out cold, and will leave him on the shelf for a number of months. A major setback for the Muay Thai Machine just when he appeared to be prepared to step into the upper echelon of the Office. --- Senatorial Office Rankings for April '21[Singles] #1: Colossus Rhodes (Last Month: N/A) Rhodes was unranked in the prior month, but now stands on top of the world and the TIPWF with a terribly one sided victory over Valentina Verda. The only question now is who could possibly stand up to the giant? #2: G.P. Christopher (Last Month: 5) A win over Ibrahim Rahman gives GPC further credibility if he didn't already have it and then some. The endless reign of Christopher with the Victorious Medal continues on, and a push towards the Number One seems inevitable by now. #3: Andronicus Turner (Last Month: 4) Turner's win to retain the UCSS Openweight title against Virgil de Boer was as impressive as it gets, showing the boxer's toughness and ability to come back in the clutch. While he has vowed to avoid the Number One until he loses the Openweight title, Turner may yet be considered for the top spot if he continues with these sorts of performances. #4: Jean-Pierre Mutombo (Last Month: #2) Pinning Cowboy Johnston in a tag match just continues JPM's excellent form, and with a vocal challenge against Colossus Rhodes, many are gearing up for the African Supersensation to take on the Immovable Object in a clash for the ages. #5: Canadian Grizzly (Last Month: N/A) The Grizz did the impossible in defeating his team captain, the great Salvador Sosa for the Dominican Golden Championship, and remains one of the most active members in the Office in outside competition. [Team] #1: Bemba's Royal Court(King Bemba, Mr. Moonsault, Yetunde Oya and Esther Musambi) (Last Month: N/A) The Royal Court added a true main event star and crushed the Action Pack to retain The Loop, all in all, a great showing for a team that now sits on top of the Office rankings. #2: Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas) (Last Month: #3) The Renaissance duo have further legitmized their reign with an impressive win over the Canadian Dream Team, and now look to face a returning challenge from The Vanishing. Should they prevail, it is expected that Renacimiento will easily take the top ranking in the future. #3: Bitter Rivals(Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic) (Last Month: N/A) The UCSS Tag Champions are not happy teaming together, but they are effective, almost shockingly so as Aofie Daley and Leona Sterling found out. And as such, they manage to break the top three in the team rankings. --- Kevin Anderson: This is World Wrestling Daily Digest's Editor in Chief, Kevin "The Internet" Anderson, and I'm backstage here with Jean-Pierre Mutombo, who just challenged Colossus Rhodes for the Number One following his win over Valentina Verda to become the top star in the Senatorial Office. Jean-Pierre, tell me what's going through your head. Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Mr. Kevin Anderson, first off all, I must say hello to all of my wonderful fans out there who are watching and listening! Thank you all for being my strength and my support, I cannot do this without you! But what you do wish to hear from me is that I am very ready to take on the biggest challenge of my career! I am very, very ready to fight the Colossus! He has beaten someone I respect a lot and I am not happy with what he did to Valentina! But I, Jean-Pierre will avenge my fallen friend! And I will defeat the Colossus! Anderson: Now wait one minute here, I do believe that my colleague here can patch this through on the monitor up on the wall, ok, there we go, I have someone here who wants to speak to you, Jean-Pierre. On the screen, G.P. Christopher can be seen, lounging on a hotel couch, with several exceedingly attractive local Kyoto ladies flanking him, one sitting on the floor and the Victorious Medal sitting on a table in front of the four. G.P. Christopher: JPM, you know, it's about noon here in Kyoto, and the GP Club and I've enjoyed watching this Golden Touch show. But then I see you go out there and you had to set the challenge. And I want to make you a deal. You see, I've pissed off both Super Shima Machine and your crusty old Commissioner Callahan, messaging both of them at this time. And they both agreed that I can offer you this. You see, Supersensation, you've been at the top, and you've fought for the Number One before. Me, I don't give a damn about the Lone Star. But the way I see it is this, usually, when it comes down to one of Midas's chosen ones, you have to fight through a gauntlet to get to any of them, and by the time you do, you're too broke down to make it count. But you're reasonable. My offer is, let me get a chance at the Number One at the next Golden Touch. I earned this. And you can get a chance at the Lone Star when you want, on Walt's show, since Midas just had his belt defended here. This way, we make the big man work, and we get the best chance at what we want...and if I get the Number One, then you can get first dibs at a shot after that. JPM: This is something I can agree to! You want it, you can have it! I wish you the very best! Because I have been the Number One before, and I will be it again! But I have never been the Lone Star before, and it is something I wish to have! All that I ask is that you do not lose! GPC: I don't go into anything thinking I'm gonna lose. Not against the Colossus, not against you. Not against anyone. That's why I pretty much own this Victorious Medal. That's why I'm going to be Number One. It's just a matter of time. JPM: I hope that you are correct and I have confidence that you are! --- Anthony Kalb: Thought you could break me. Thought that big guy could shatter me into dust. Urgh, my head, my back, my jaw, my everything might hurt like hell...but I'm still here. Still your Head of Operations, reporting to duty. Morgan "Midas" Matthews: A shame. This was a night of mixed results. Doctor Q won, but I expected more. Dungeon Dominguez met my requirements, but just that. Virgil de Boer failed and is going to miss months of time. On the other hand, the Mistfire Coven, as little as I understand them, I do understand they draw viewers and sell merchandise. They will be excellent champions. And Colossus Rhodes exceeded my expectations, as high as they were. He is not a perfect representative, but if I must have someone serve as my extension in the ring, then Rhodes will serve sufficiently. He does not disobey orders, disrespect me, threaten to sign elsewhere or irritate my sponsors. Kalb: Keep trying to put me down. I know you're really throwing stuff at me because of Steve Phillips, and I know you're not firing me because I'm the only person who actually can get things done with your Board, but I don't care, I enjoy the challenge. Do your worst, and maybe I get a win that puts me in the rankings. Hah! Just give me that chance! Midas: Maybe the Doctor did more damage than it appeared if you're making such a claim. Very well, you get John Logan next month if that's what you're asking for. Now get out of my sight. Kalb: Gladly! I'll go tell the erstwhile Senator that you did exactly what he thought you'd do! Midas: Out! Now! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 22, 2021 16:32:07 GMT
All the titles are on the line this Friday on a night featuring some of the biggest hardcore matchups of the year, culminating in a matchup featuring the two most successful competitors in the organization competing for the top prize.  PEWA: Blood and Gold8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, April 23rd at the Halcyon Ballroom in Philadelphia, PA Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title Bout Hobo Harry(C) vs. Running Diamond Cutter ManThe Running Diamond Cutter Man and Hobo Harry are both unlikely success stories in the year 2021, the former having started out as a ring crew member with a tendency to invade the squared circle to hit his signature move, and the latter having put in over two solid decades of work, and seemingly looking towards a focus on training the next generation. And yet, Jose Marin and Hobo Harry have each been unstoppable champions for months, the RDCM having conquered the Ruler of the Road division to the point that PEWA President, Biff Taylor has relieved him of the title to take on the top belt in the PEWA. For his part, Hobo Harry has been one of the best champions in all of the Office, winning tournaments and turning away all challenges after having beaten the dominant Kevin Royce to claim his prize. Both Marin and Harry are noted for their ability to turn a match around in moments, with Harry's high level agility, solid technical foundation and famed Hobosault serving as a winning combination, while the RDCM can and will turn any late match phase into a veritable cutter party, hitting his signature move from a variety of angles until the match is over. For the diehard PEWA fan, this could well be the single most anticipated match of the year. PEWA Extreme Tag Title Bout The Warbringers(Demarcus Browning(Blackrose/Sakura) and Moustapha Ndour) vs. Powers and Fury(Luke Powers and Jack Fury)The wrecking ball team of the future meets the ace duo of the past in this PEWA Extreme Tag title contest, with the Warbringers defending against the veteran challenge of Powers and Fury. The Warbringers have been exceedingly busy, managing their career in the Rose Garden of Blackrose and Sakura Pro, winning tag and singles belts along the way and serving as the Number One Ranked team in the Office until this month. On the flip side, Powers and Fury have only recently reunited as a team, with both individually falling short of capturing singles gold, but still managing an impressive win over the Tough Guys in a contender match. While Browning and Ndour may be the outright favorites here, nobody should discount the combined experience of their opposition. PEWA Ruler of the Road Royale Winners of the Ruler of the Road Qualifier Eight Person Tag MatchesThe members of the two winning teams of the opening eight person tag matches will compete here, with the last one standing as the new PEWA Ruler of the Road champion. With the former champion, the Running Diamond Cutter Man vacating the title, this should be an excellent opportunity to jump past the ladder and claim the belt in a single night. Juliette Erving vs. Sylvain "Pay Day" MintAlthough not labeled as a #1 contender bout for the PEWA Extreme title, this will likely serve as one regardless, with Juliette Erving defeating Mercy Devine in Evergreen, and Sylvain Mint proving himself to be a consistent professional in his failed attempt at dethroning Kevin Royce during his reign. Both are seen as viable contenders for the winner of the main event, with Erving's (semi)controlled chaos and Mint's focused technicality keeping each in the upper card. Light Tube Deathmatch The Hindu Sheik(CAWF) vs. X-KIRAThe Sheik returns again! And this time, instead of challenging for cheese steaks, he goes up against one half of Breakers' Revenge, X-KIRA in his own environment, a light tube death match. The CAWF legend is strongly favored in the books here, but X-KIRA will almost certainly make full use of the fluorescent weaponry here, in what promises to be one of the more violent encounters of the evening. Nightmare Clown(Lucha POWER) vs. Florida ManHe defeated the Bath Salts Zombie, and now the Nightmare Clown, fully fed by Pat's King of Steaks, will go up against the other member of the former 2 Junkies team in Florida Man. The only prediction here is that this one's going to get weird. Ruler of the Road Qualifier Dr. Trace Gibson, FENYANG, Fat Burner and Texas Rose vs. The Sheridans(Zach Sheridan and Vincent Sheridan) and PEWA's Most Hated(Jeremy Wylde and Jeffery Janson)The second qualifier will pit a horrendously mismatched(but fully coherent) team of Evergreen's Sheridan Bros. with PEWA's Most Hated against several close allies in Texas Rose and Fat Burner, the Botswanan Heavy Metal Cowboy, FENYANG and the malevolent MD, Dr. Trace Gibson. The chaos that will occur should the Sheridan-Most Hated team prevails will be a sight to behold. Texas Rose, the longest reigning Ruler of the Road may also take this chance to return to glory and should be closely watched. Ruler of the Road Qualifier Big Clay Hurst(Wrestle Parade), Tough Guys(Anwar Omar and the Equalizer) and Annie Chang vs. The Cruisers(Cruiser Jacobs, Cruiser Conrad and Crusier Khan) and Masked Maniac IVThe Cruisers and the Maniac go up against some former Highway Outlaws and a former Ruler in Big Clay Hurst. Expect an extended slugfest in this one, with both sides consisting of roughhousing specialists. Annie Chang's quest for gold may finally be realized, should she win here, with her history of winning royales counting in her favor. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 23, 2021 17:29:03 GMT
 Biff Taylor: It's what you've all been waiting for, dudes and dudettes, it's the moment of truth, the hour of power, it's PEWA presenting Blood and Gold, an' we got a night full of the biggest, baddest matches you can look forward to! We got all our belts on the line! We got a madcap sixteen person sweepstakes with the winner comin' out of it with the Ruler of the Road! We got Warbringers, we got Powers and Fury! We got the Hindu Sheik here again! Here's hopin' the Nightmare Clown didn't get fat on his free Pat's King of Steaks meals that he earned, 'cause he's back, too! And in our main event, we have two unstoppable badasses with Jose Marin, the Runnin' Diamond Cutter Man droppin' his claim to the Ruler of the Road to jump up and take on our top guy, the main man, the PEWA Extreme champ, the wonderous wanderer himself, Hobo Harry! We got both of these dudes right here! Hobo Harry: Hah, yeah, you got us right here outside Pat's, it's all cool to me, gotta get up and get ready for a good 'un tonight, yeah, sure do. Running Diamond Cutter Man: First off, just wanna say, I can't believe I'm here fighting Hobo friggin' Harry in 2021, here, in the Philadelphia Extreme Wrestling Alliance, and we're not just havin' a match, but it's a match for the Extreme belt, it's surreal, man. Harry: Nah, life is life, an' life's kinda funky like that, someone's gotta win the lottery, hahah! RDCM: I wasn't lucky, I put in the real work. Looked up to you back when I worked the crew. But that's not saving you from feeling the bang! Harry: All cool, hopin' you got it in you! Make your mark, young buck, make your mark! RDCM: Come on, I don't superkick. Harry: Whatta superkicks got to do with anythin? RDCM: I ain't into being Elite, I'm just a guy who went from nothing. Just that kid who ran into the ring here and there in the old days. But now, I'm here to show that I belong, with names like P-Dogg, like Jack Fury, like Luke Powers, the Bingo Hall Mutants, Kevin Royce, like Hobo Harry. The real legends of the game. That's where I want my name to be written, that's how I want to go down when it's all said and done! And to do that, I gotta go through you! Harry: Yeah, go get it if ya' can, I ain't gonna make it easy on ya, though, young buck! RDCM: Man, I just said, I ain't no Young Buck! Harry: You younger than me, you're hungry an' you got promise, in my book, that's what make you a buck! Biff: Alright, alright, clearly, we got ourselves a little bit of a malfunction at the junction, a communication breakdown here, so let's wrap this up an' get some closin' statements from you two! RDCM: I proved myself when Highway Outlaw Wrestling came callin', I proved myself when I won that Ruler of the Road! I proved it over and over that I got what it takes when I defended it! And I'm going to prove it tonight when I become the next PEWA Extreme champion! Harry: Man, I just wanna keep havin' matches, belt, no belt, just keep takin' on good folks, make me feel young. Feels good still doin' what I done this long. Biff: And there we have it, we got the two best we got to offer tonight, the legendary Hoboman, the Diamond dynamo, champ vs. champ, and a stacked night of action leadin' up to it, it's hardcore, it's Philly, it's something you can't miss, tonight startin' at eight PM, Central Time on the Senatorial Streamin' Service! Be there or be square! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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