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Post by IGgy IGsen on Aug 30, 2020 9:40:53 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 2, 2020 19:24:54 GMT
Week 84: oops i forgot dash vs. vacation skeleton, too badATTENTION: This show will run on Friday instead of Saturday, just fyi.  #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch GO ASS! (Tanahashi theme starts playing) Arcade Legend ASS vs. Hobo One Kevodki #2 Seven Deadly Pins Oooh, Pantha and Flamander in the same match. Not that it matters in a Battle Royal but they have a tied record in singles competition. Chief Engineer vs. EGO vs. Austin Ramon vs. Kelyey Slaughter vs. Sgt. Sprinkles vs. Pantha vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Flamander (c) #3 Three-Way (Elimination) I call this the Babbeh Battle because those are our youngest wrestlers all in one ring. Duckboy vs. Anna May vs. Danny V5 #4 Singles Match They faced before, but this time it's not by VACANT's rules but Freddie's rules (which is normal singles rules) VACANT vs. Freddie Hope #5 Three-Way Landmine Deathmatch (First Fall) The big Hell's Gate Reunion Party in which there will be blood. Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Blud #6 Legion Tag Championships SoS took the titles from PP, now they try to take them back! Pineapple Pizza vs. School of Slam (c) #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Big against Small. Kayu's on a run, but can she topple a Giant like Ricc? Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka (c) #8 Infernal Hellweight Championship Angus and Grace have had a similar trajectory. What better match-up for the bout that could break the record for longest Hellweight reign? Angus McMutton vs. Grace Thoruson (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 5, 2020 11:02:05 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 9, 2020 19:05:06 GMT
Week 85: Passing the Torch#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch I BELIEVE IN YOU, ASS! Arcade Legend ASS ("c") vs. Sgt. Sprinklez #2 Singles Match The biggest chest in the business is about to get burned... or not. He's strong. Blaze Rider vs. Boob Marley #3 Singles Match What's this? A new skeleton? Going against another skeleton? I'm giving this away for free! Bone Idol vs. Skullistair #4 Tag Team Match This basically a clash between unlikely friends and brothers with an unfortunate family name. Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. SHA-MO #5 Singles Match There's a slight chance Tara traveled through time to watch matches from when Eddie was not yet a zombie. Tara Milleneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero #6 Singles Match Suzan throws up the horns sometimes and N. A. Robutt is made of metal. So this is a match now. Suzan Blades vs. Nawt a Robutt #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Another classic David vs. Goliath match. Never gets old Danny V5 vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 13, 2020 10:02:51 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 16, 2020 19:09:00 GMT
Week 86: Danger Spider ReturnsThis is on a Friday instead of a Saturday again. And due to missing last week I've added another match to it... (and shuffled around the others to make room for it.) This does mean that we have eight instead of hour usual seven. This is the first time a regular show has more than seven matches (you may be inclined to count the tournament ones, but those were tournament shows and thus are not regular. QED by some logic.) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch I'm running out of supportive things to say about ASS... Arcade Legend ASS ("c") vs. Undeddie Guerrero #2 Singles Match Baby vs. Granny. BIG MATCH! Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Agnes Paragon #3 Singles Match Flash? Aaaah! New guy faces the Coffee Elemental Flash Hammer vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #4 Tag Team Match Danger Spider's last appearance as a unit was 46 Episodes ago (!) The Fun Gang (Fomore + VS) vs. Danger Spider #5 Singles Match She can hold her own against large people but can she battle a large brain???? Isabel Ibarra vs. EGO #6 Singles Match Sexton's got Blud in his name, Suzan has it on her face. Sexton Blud vs. Suzan Blades #7 Singles Match This could have happened in LPFWA. Maybe it did. I dunno. Freddie Hope vs. Boob Marley #8 Seven Deadly Pins Flamander is already the longest reigning deadliest pinner of all time. His reign has to end here. Zoltan vs. Suman. vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Great Maharaja vs. Flamander
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 26, 2020 9:43:59 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Sept 30, 2020 9:20:10 GMT
Week 87: Dreams Come TrueNext week will be the 88th Episode and it's a PPV. You know what that means! That's damn right. We'll have a PPV called FUCK NAZIS or at least F*** NAZIS so Twitch can rest easy that I didn't use the word "fuck" in my stream title. Maybe FCK/NZS too. Depends on my mood. Anyway, there will be some type of shitting on Nazis cause if you have an 88th episode you gotta do that. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch SHE'S BEAT THE BEAR BEFORE! SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN! Arcade Legend ASS ("c") vs. Great Maharaja #2 Singles Match Let's give away this match of Fire vs. Fire for free on TV in the undercard. Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park #3 Singles Match Pretty sure skeletons can't be cops so this is a friendly exhibition. Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer #4 Four-Way I've woefully underbooked DCB lately. Time to fix this. Oh there's other people too. DvineCoffeeBinge vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt #5 Singles Match Remember when Dash first ascended to Dashhood and murdered everyone? Maybe he's got a chance against VACANT. VACANT vs. Dashosphere #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Robutt beat Suzan, Freddie is Freddie and beat Boob. Let's see who shall challenge Angus. Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope #7 Legion Tag Title SHA-MO earned this by winning two weeks ago... don't worry, The Fun Gang will get their shot. SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 4, 2020 10:18:13 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2020 12:22:42 GMT
You could call it NPFO.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off.
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 7, 2020 18:11:55 GMT
Week 88: FUCK NAZIS The official Episode 88 Title is FUCK NAZIS because fuck em. But due to some services disallowing EVIL WORDS like FUCK I had to self censor... by using an already existing variation of the RUN DMC logo that is popular in Germany. Anyway, PPV time! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Yeah, sure, just have her go against Shakedown. Damn IGgy! Arcade Legend ASS vs. Mr. Shakedown #2 Seven Deadly Pins HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA--- Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar vs. Spitbal vs. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue #3 Singles Match The two recent Young Devil Graduates clash with their teacher as a referee. Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon with Freddie Hope as a Special Referee #4 Singles Match KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik #5 Singles Match They both delivered consistently good matches. I'm jinxing it by saying it here. Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5 #6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II Maybe we'll have a Turbo version one day. Get on it Capcom! TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. VACANT #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship An actual skeleton challenges a grandmaster of Thicc Won Do? Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #8 Legion Tag Championship Hey, if The Fun Gang win this Fomore will have held every pre-Pokeymanz title! The Fun Gang (Fomore + DCB) vs. SHA-MO #9 Infernal Hellweight Championship They faced each other before... in a tag match. Tommy Wiseau was Angus' tag partner. Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 11, 2020 9:49:46 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 14, 2020 20:12:51 GMT
Week 89: Judgement Dawn IIOHPW on Saturday again, as usual. Next PPV will be on the 14th of November. It will be the 665th Day of OHPW. And the show will run past midnight. You know what that means. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Ah, yes. Adding knees will surely help. Arcade Legend ASS ("c") vs. Harley Havik #2 Singles Match Could this be? The first ever win of hot babyface Suman? Oh wait. Flash Hammer vs. Suman #3 Singles Match Florida Man challenges fire to a fight, yells at it to "bring the heat" Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider #4 Four Way First Fall Well, that's a random match-up. Sure there's no meaning to it at all. Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage #5 Singles Match What cruel person would book this? HE HAS A FAMILY! Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man #6 Singles Match It appears that Danny V5 is flying too close to the sun. Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5 #7 Legion Tag Championships Interesting. I believe RBF's debut was against SHA-MO. Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 18, 2020 11:31:27 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 21, 2020 16:49:50 GMT
Week 90: Judgement Day II#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Nearly forgot to reward DCB for losing via DQ-Count with a match where that can't happen. Arcade Legend ASS ("c") vs. DivineCoffeeBinge #2 Singles Match Why's that goat asshole here again all of a sudden? Haz Matt vs Malfest Goat-Monster #3 Singles Match Uh oh... go easy on him he's just a large baby. VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. #4 Bloodtober Gorefest II Qualifier (Tornado First Fall Tag) Champs and Hell's Gate Alumni team up and whoever gets the fall goes to the Gorefest. Steve Dirt, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family Man, Harmony, Tara, Pantha #5 Singles Match Hey, Manic, what does your wiki say about Pillmanizing. Wanna know what it feels like? Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope #6 Singles Match "I'm sorry Skullistair. Time to die" is said and then they lwent to a time limit draw. Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair #7 Seven Deadly Pins Honestly it's just a bunch of weirdos in one ring at the same time. Super Samio vs. A Mimic vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Palpatine vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Josef Dub vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart (c)
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