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Post by IGgy IGsen on Oct 30, 2019 21:05:29 GMT
Week 41: Demon KingWe finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting! Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren't on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel. EGO challenges for Palpy's Bunny Title. I'm sure neither will show up alone. And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Inspector Jane (c) vs. Lemuel Post #2 Tag Team Match Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue) #3 Singles Match Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart #4 Elimination Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard #5 Bunny Championship :3 EGO vs. Palpatine (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Maya Northwind vs. Ryu (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 3, 2019 12:14:39 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 6, 2019 16:29:54 GMT
Week 42: The AnswerThis Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here... knowing Jane's track record here she just might get punished for her sins. Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray Vacation Skeleton has a match! Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy's reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified. And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn't take more than an hour (that's been patched, by the way) #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Inspector Jane (c) vs. Nero Sin #2 Three-Way First Fall N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray #3 Singles Match Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley #4 Tag Team Match School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef) #5 Bunny Championship :3 Apollo vs. Palpatine (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 10, 2019 14:12:18 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 13, 2019 21:23:11 GMT
OHPW - Week 43 This is the final show before.... let's just call the PPV "Rules of Nature" sure, that works. Better than nothing. Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week. Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the... oRa... they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week's Legion Tag match. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Inspector Jane (c) vs. Doctor Mutant #2 Tag Team Match The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards #3 Singles Match Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio #4 Four-Way Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May #5 Bunny Championship :3 Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine (c) #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Harmony Gray vs. Black #7 Legion Tag Championships oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 17, 2019 12:05:14 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 20, 2019 17:23:24 GMT
Week 44: RULES OF NATURERight! Here we go! This Saturday it's time for... Rules of Nature??? Yeah, that's what it's called now.  Our hottest angle is probably that some character from the Star Wars extended canon got three other versions of himself and now they are upset at each other for whatever reason so they team up against each other. The Dash Rendars are fine. Muscle Wizard and Suzan also face off after two knockouts and an awkward challenge. But we also have the three people Palpy beat via count-out teaming up against the oRa 66, who caused the count-outs in the first place. All of this happens immediately before Palpy is challenged by Black. And you always bet on Black. Except last week... when he lost the Hellweight No. 1 Contender match to Harmony ho is challenging for the Hellweight Championship this show. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Doctor Mutant ("c") vs. Anna May #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Boob Marley vs. Lemuel Post vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. DivineCoffeeBinge (c) #3 Singles Match Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades #4 Tag Team Match The Dash Rendars (Dash Rendar & The El Chad) vs. The Dash Rendars (Ledasha Rendar & Fat Dash Rendar) #5 Trios Tornado Tag Match Weeb Weaver, Apollo, EGO vs. oRa 66 #6 Bunny Championship :3 Black vs. Palpatine (c) #7 Legion Tag Championship Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza (c) #8 Underworld Darkweight Championship Canada Alderman vs. Ryu (c) #9 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #10 Infernal Hellweight Championship Harmony Gray vs. Fomore (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 24, 2019 11:13:24 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Nov 27, 2019 16:48:06 GMT
OHPW - Week 45: I Quit this Saturday! This coming Saturday's show features Palpy trying to not become the Jabroni after really earning himself the dishonor of having to challenge the current Jabroni, Anna may, by losing to a... 50 (?) count??? Talk about a burial. Freddie Hope is back in the ring for the first time after his loss to Flamander. He's up against some new guy called Suman. I know virtually nothing about him except that he apparently exists. Meanwhile, Kelsey is challenging Black for the Bunny Title :3 It's funny to me how the cute and fluffy belt is often held by people who aren't very cute or fluffy. Speaking of being or being not cute or fluffy, Team Skull fit one of those criteria, I'm not sure which. But they challenge Pineapple Pizza for their Legion Tag Titles. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May ("c") vs. Palpatine #2 Some Battle Royal Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton #3 Some Singles Match Suman. vs. Freddie Hope #4 Tag Team Match Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good #5 Bunny Championship Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Legion Tag Championship Team Skull Grunts vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 1, 2019 11:06:34 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 5, 2019 15:03:36 GMT
Week 46: Thanks for ComingThis saturday, as always. As we near the end of the year we're havin' more wrestling Anus McMutton returns to Battle Royals, though, not as big as the last one he was in, where he was unconscious for most of it and just stayed there until the next week. Former Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades faces former Hellweight Contender Manic Misanthrope 1 on 1. Suzan may cement her return to singles competition but Manic could also prove to us that he's capable of more than we think. We also have Lea Lionheart against Black for the Bunny Title. Probably the biggest match of her carreer yet. And finally, somehow Hobo made his way back to the Main Event in trying to stop Ryu's record Darkweight Title reign. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May ("c") vs. King Skeleton #2 Five-Way - Elimination Grace Thoruson vs. Plumeria vs. Great Maharaja vs. A Mimic vs. Anus McMutton #3 Singles Match Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope #4 Tag Team Match School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys #5 Bunny Championship :3 Lea Lionheart vs. Black (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 8, 2019 12:03:41 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 11, 2019 21:59:37 GMT
Week 47: Fiddy ZoneThis Saturday at the usual time, click the link for exact times. We are nearing our final PPV of the year. It's called YEAR OF THE BEAST. This Saturday we're gearing up for that. Grace, after being knocked out in record time last week, has to avoid becoming the Jabroni. The Fun Gang and WNA fight each other in a match for the Legion Tag Title No. 1 Contendership and Supreme Sadim and Freddie Hope do the same for the Hellweight Title. Suzan Blades would have been in the race too but she chose not to compete for the Hellweight Title at this time. Maybe Mimic can last longer against Black than Lea last week but as far as I go: I always bet on Black. And in the Main Event DCB defends the Seven Deadly Pins title against seven challengers again. If she wins she is the first to defend the title more than once. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May ("c") vs. Grace Thoruson #2 Singles Match Maya Northwind vs. Muscle Wizard #3 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match The Fun Gang vs. Wizards Not Allowed #4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Supreme Sadim vs. Freddie Hope #5 Bunny Championship :3 A Mimic vs. Black (c) #6 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Cocademon vs. Harley Havik vs. Pantha vs. N-T Punk vs. Nero Sin vs. Midas Minoson vs. Super Samio vs. DivineCoffeeBinge (c) Also: Here's me wearing a Grace shirt! 
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 15, 2019 12:06:07 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Dec 18, 2019 19:34:12 GMT
Week 48: THE YEAR OF THE BEAST 2019It's time! This Saturday we'll have our final PPV of the year! Click the link for exact times!  Muscle Wizard has been made to compete against the Jabroni Royal due to either sleeping in the ring or throwing the match against Maya, we don't know. Super Samio takes on seven challengers to the Seven Deadly Pins Title Palpatine gets destroyed by Malfest Goat-Monster (spoilers, probably! But who knows?) Legendary Blood Goddess... I mean skydiver... Maya Northwind challenges the dominant Black for the Bunny Title :3 Over the last weeks Wizard's Not Allowed have earned themselves a tag title shot against Team Skull Nero, having eliminated three people including the former champ Pantha from last week's 7DP aims to end Ryu's record Darkweight reign. The Dash Rendars are on a collision course and it's gonna be great because three of them get to lose. One will win, but you gotta make sacrifices. Then two Doinks will do an extended mirror spot... I mean, actually, the good Flamander and the evil Flamander will tear it down. And in the Main Event Freddie Hope challenges for Harmony Gray's Infernal Hellweight Championship! #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Anna May ("c") vs. Muscle Wizard #2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal Guzma vs. Josef Dub vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. EGO vs. Mina Park vs. Suman vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Super Samio (c) #3 Singles Match Palpatine vs. Malfest Goat-Monster #4 Bunny Championship :3 Maya Northwind vs. Black (c) #5 Legion Tag Championships Wizards Not Allowed vs. Team Skull #6 Underworld Darkweight Championship Nero Sin vs. Ryu (c) #7 The Mega Dashes Explode Dash Rendar vs. Ledasha Rendar vs. Fat Dash Rendar vs. The El Chad #8 Singles Match Hellranger Flamander vs. Star Pilot Flamander #9 VACANT Open Challenge TBD vs. VACANT #10 Infernal Hellweight Championship Freddie Hope vs. Harmony Gray
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