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OHPW - Week 34: Hungry Devil
OHPW streams again this saturday at the usual time.

Last week's show was full of weirdness. Among other things, VACANT was defeated by Malfest Goat-Monster. Much like the other time VACANT has been defeated they will take a week off after a 21 match long undefeated streak. You could say that Malfest Goat-Monster is the 1 in 21-1. Though if we include all the matches before that it's more like 26-2.

Of course, that's still impressive.

Anyway. Next show will begin with Rick Wreckage trying to rid himself of the Jabroni Royale he acquired from Kayu Zakisaka last week. Family man will wrestle his first match against Midas. Following up on on a random remark last week Manic will team with IGgy to see if he is any good at tag matches. In our two title matches, we'll have Samio challenge Flamander for the Bunny Title :3 and Sadim going up against Black for the Darkweight belt. The full match card is below:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Rick Wreckage (c) vs. N-T Punk


#2 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Midas Minoson


Scene:

#3 Tag Team Match
Manic and IGgy vs. Wizards Not Allowed


#4 Three-Way One-Fall
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Weeb Weaver vs. EGO


Scene:

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)


#6 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Harley Havik


#7 Darkweight Championship
Supreme Sadim vs. Black (c)

Week 35: Pre-DETERMINATION

We are one week removed from DETERMINATION so let's get ready for that with, you guessed it, more wrestling.
Punk has finally earned the Jabroni Royale, but can he get rid of it again? Or will Weeb destroy him.
It pains me greatly but The Dash Rendars are in the No. 1 Contenders match for the Tag titles. Muscle Wizard is here to try and win the Bunny Title :3 for a second time, but Flamander is the one in his way so good luck, pal!
VACANT is back and ready to destroy while in our main event Kelsey will attempt to defend the Seven Deadly Pins Title against seven challengers.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Weeb Weaver


#2 Three-Way First Fall
Vacation Skeleton vs. Anna May vs. Maya Northwind


Scene:

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. King Skeleton


#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
The Dash Rendars vs. Lawful Good


#5 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)


Scene:

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
EGO vs. VACANT


#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Nawt a Robutt vs. Haz Matt vs. Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Plumeria vs. Ryu vs. Kelsey Slaughter (c)

Week 36: DETERMINATION


This Saturday our 9th Special Event, called DETERMINATION, will take place.

In our Main Event, Malfest Goat-Monster challenges Pantah for the Hellweight Title after winning the Showdown Tournament in impressive fashion and even getting a shock victory over the legendary VACANT.

Speaking of beating VACANT: Only one person can get a shot at the Hellweight title on this show but EGO also managed to beat VACANT. So EGO will do battle with Fomore who is clawing their way into the title picture on an effort to become the first Quadruple Crown champion.

With Freddie Hope's match against Flamander not happening for another four weeks, he postpones his training at the Old Dojo for a little warm-up against the entirety of the oRa 66. But not without the help of the Young Devils he's been training.

Meanwhile, Flamander continues to hold the Bunny Championship :3 heading into his fourth defense against none other than Roy, who defended the title four times before he lost it.

On a lighter note: Our Seven Deadly Pins match this time is all Hosses. The Battle of Hoss Angeles... or Hoss Diavolos, I dunno.

Scene:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Maya Northwind


#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Midas Minoson vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades vs. Nero Sin vs. Black vs. Muscle Wizard vs. Cocademon vs. Boob Marley (c)


#3 Darkweight Championship
Ryu vs. Supreme Sadim


Scene:

#4 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope and the Young Devils


#5 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Flamander (c)


#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender for JUDGEMENT NIGHT
Fomore vs. EGO


#7 Legion Tag Championship
The Dash Rendars vs. Harmony & Grace (c)


#8 VACANT Open Challenge
King Skeleton vs. VACANT (26W/3L/0D)


#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Pantha (c)

OHPW - Week 37: Dawn
(Link for exact time and date etc., you know the deal)

Before we get to the card for this Saturday's show...

Hell's Gate 1: King Crimson - (Twitch VOD)

(Mainly spoilered because it spoils a character reveal)

If you want to get a glimpse at some new people that might be joining the main roster at some point sooner or later here's a show from our developmental territory. To avoid confusion:
- Different from Main Show
- Pre-recorded.
- Shorter runtime (30-45 Minutes)
- No Commentary
- Mostly different Roster (there's some overlap, don't worry, Maharaja is still in the main roster)
- A Tournament, currently, the finals of which will happen at the next PPV of our main show.
- This isn't a regular weekly thing, but a "If I feel like it and got time" thing, though, this week and the next two will have an episode.
- So basically bonus content.

If you don't have time or don't want to watch it here's the results


But now back to our regularly scheduled show.

DETERMINATION is over, but the show goes on. Flamander and Freddie are still locked into their feud, Fomore managed to earn an opportunity to become a Quadruple Crown champion at JUDGEMENT NIGHT the next PPV. We had a lot of title changes in general. In fact, the only title that didn't change hands was the Hellweight. Changing our landscape quite a bit. And well, if you count the Jabroni Royale as a title then that also didn't change. Poor Punk.

I swear, though, if the 7DP on this card lasts longer than 45 kayfabe minutes it's gotta be Spike Chunsofts fault somehow... Ah well. The full card is below, of course.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Boob Marley


Scene:

#2 Four-Way (First Fall)
A Mimic vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Guzma vs. Inspector Jane


#3 Singles Match
Anus McMutton vs. Family Man


#4 Trios Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys


Scene:

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Palpatine vs. Roy (c)


#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Anna May vs. VACANT


Scene:

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Canada Alderman vs. Apollo vs. Lemuel Post vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Muscle Wizard (c)

Week 38: Day
Click here for the exact time of this Saturday's show, as usual.

Before getting to the card for this week here's another episode of Hell's Gate

OHPW - Hell's Gate #2: Battle Cocks - (Twitch VOD)

If you're only gonna watch one match from that card I recommend the first one. Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Thicc in a Landmine Deathmatch. Many explosions and buckets of blood.

Here's the Results



As for our regular show:

Punk doesn't deserve to face Anus. He did nothing wrong. Then again, Anus is kind of on a downward spin, having lost to Family Man, so who knows how this will go. Flamander's first match after losing the Bunny Title :3 and possibly the last before facing Freddie in two weeks.
Guzma, meanwhile, attempts to capture said Bunny Title :3 from Palpatine who may or may not be trying to match his reign from the LPFWA days. And in the Main Event, Canada attempts to recapture the Darkweight Title in a match against Ryu.

Scene:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Anus McMutton


#2 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Team Skull (Pink and Plumeria)


#3 6-Way Elimination
The El Chad vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. George Cluwney vs. Dash Rendar vs. Super Samio vs. Chief Engineer


Scene:

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Harley Havik


#5 Bunny Championship :3
Guzma vs. Palpatine (c)


#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Undeddie Guerrero vs. VACANT


#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu (c)

OHPW - Week 39: Dusk
Click the link for the exact time of the show, as always.

It's time for our Go-Home to JUDGEMENT NIGHT but it's also time for the third and for now last (I don't know for how long) episode of Hell's Gate, determining our showcase match for the main show's PPV.






Our last show before JUDGEMENT NIGHT which will double as our Halloween episode. Punk struggles again, this time against Anna May, the evil clown gets a shot at the Bunny Title :3 and Plumeria and Pink, the two ladies from A HEEL STABLE CALLED TEAM SKULL have earned the right to be considered ultra babyfaces by facing The Dash Rendars for the Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Anna May


Scene:

#2 Tag Team Match
Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza


Scene:

#3 Singles Match
Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson


Scene:

#4 3-Way (First Fall)
Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO


Scene:

#5 Bunny Championship :3
George Cluwney vs. Palpatine


Scene:

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Ryu vs. VACANT


Scene:

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars