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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 18, 2019 15:02:15 GMT
Alrighty you guys, it sounds to me like WE HAVE OURSELVES A MATCH. And El Macho, it appears YOU HAVE YOURSELF A MANAGER.
Because Cody was one of the greatest and longest-reigning champions we've had on the show to date, he can basically do whatever he wants while he's hanging out in the Luxury Lounge, so if he wants to accompany someone like El Macho to the ring, all I can say to that is "Si señor!" You got it, The Blonde Bomber. We'll see you at ringside later tonight!
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 19, 2019 2:05:08 GMT
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET: EPISODE #27featuring Ripley and LankyLefty17 A BIG SCARY SCOTSMAN NAMEDFERGUS GRAY(or as he’s known around these parts: FARKLE GRAY)VSEL HOMBRE CON LA CHAQUETA MORADAEL MACHOaccompanied to the ring by former champ Cody El Macho may have taken Cody down on the last episode of LPJ, but they’ve set aside their differences and our former champion The Man With One Name has graciously offered to accompany El Macho to the ring for moral support during his first title defense. And boy oh boy does it look like El Macho will need all the help he can get this evening, because his opponent is some beastly behemoth with blue streaks across his face and a funny skirt. According to Cody, his name is Farkle Gray. This great big Scotsman has already drank us dry of our whisky supply and now has his sights set on the purple jacket! Can El Macho make it through his first night as champion, or will this kilted killer of distilled swill take the aging old luchador’s jacket away? Find out next on tonight’s episode of LPJ! RESULTFergus Gray defeats El Macho
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79%THE WINNER AND NEW PURPLE JACKET CHAMPION...
FARKLE GRAY! In a tightly contested match, the great Scot finally got the upper hand after withstanding an heroic rally from El Macho late, a rally that fell just short of victory when Fergus suddenly dropped the old timer on his neck in the dead center of the ring and scored the pin. Old Farkle is our NEWEST BOI! |
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Post by Love Wilcox on Apr 19, 2019 20:04:39 GMT
A message from Hideaki Hase*: Translated using Google Translate and therefore may not be entirely accurate*
Misawa ..., Kohashi ..., Taue ..., Kawada ... All my peers but all left me in the dirt. While they are at the highest level of success, I am immersed in ambiguous independent promotions, wasting young people and in the process, I destroyed my body.
Now, in 2019, I'm getting older and may be beyond my power, but I still have some fights left for me. I was able to climb the mountain to achieve my goal and there is no mountain as large as Fergal Grey.
I am coming there to prove myself against one of the toughest bastards and I am walking away with fame, respect and a Luxurious Purple Jacket!
Hideaki: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1640999738 |
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 20, 2019 16:00:44 GMT
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET: EPISODE #28guest starring THE NEWEST BOI Ripley and Love Wilcox YESTERDAY SHOULD HAVE BEENFIELD TRIP FRIDAY…BUT THEN I GOT HIGH.TODAY IS
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TO FIGHT ON THE GRASSTonight's Purple Jacket Match:SOME AGING OLD PURO DUDEHIDEAKI HASEVSA BIG BOI IN A LITTLE SKIRTFARKLE FERGAL FERGUS GRAY Last time on LPJ, old Farkle came up with a winning roll against El Macho during the Lucha POWER owner’s first defense of the jacket. We strongly suspect that if someone doesn’t strip the Scotsman of the purple jacket soon, he’ll repurpose it as a particularly luxurious kilt. If that thing starts to smell like Scottish crotch sweat, it won’t even be a title worth fighting for anymore! Old hand Hideaki Hase has stepped up to challenge Fergus Gray for his coat, and while he may be a bit long in the tooth he certainly knows all the tricks of the trade to come up with a stunning upset against the kilted killer. Will Hase succeed, or will it be another Gray day around these parts? Find out next on LPJ! RESULTFergus Gray defeats Hideaki Hase
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71%FARKLE KEEPS ON ROLLING. Hideaki Hase gave it a valiant effort but was no match for the thick thighs and treetrunk arms of the red-haired, skirt-twirling Scot, and Fergus Gray holds on to the coat for at least another night.
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Post by Love Wilcox on Apr 20, 2019 20:16:35 GMT
Jesus that finishing spot was rough, Hideaki pretty much threw himself into Fergus’ lariat xD
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Post by Fury on Apr 20, 2019 21:57:58 GMT
Crusher Sato: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1577087746***Sato stands in front of a black background with a microphone in hand. *** Sato: I am representing Prestige Wrestling Association. I have heard of the legend of the purple jacket and I must have it! There have been many worthy champions and I must be among them! I am officially entering my challenge for the jacket! Once it is in my possession it will show the WORLD the caliber athlete that I am. Make this match happen!!! ***Sato slams the mic down as the scene fades to black.*** |
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Post by Ripley on Apr 21, 2019 1:26:15 GMT
INT. DRESSING ROOM. FERGUS GRAY STANDS, A TOWEL AROUND HIS HEAD, THE LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET OVER HIS BROAD SHOULDERS.
GRAY: Aye, is this THE BEST the wrestlin' world 'as got? Some name-droppin', washed up ol' has-bin 'ose cain't even touch those legend'ry names, nae to men-shun he's nae even fit tah my jockstrap if Ah were wearin' a jockstrap.
Ya wanna talk 'boot strong style? That was horseshite. That was weak. Ya cannae talk 'bout strrrrrong style no more wit'out the word "Scottish" in front of it no more. Because Ah just PROVED wit'out a shadow of a doot that I am the veray defin'shun of strrrrrong style when Ah busted that ol' geezer open wit' a knee and blasted 'im back to Japan. So bring on anot'er challenger who claims he is wort'y, whose "weerrrrld caliber" and Ah'll give 'em a werld caliber lar'yat to the mush.
THIS JACKET, IT AIN'T NEVER COMIN' OF ME BACK.
OH, 'CEPT WHEN...
FERGUS TAKES THE JACKET OFF AND STICKS IT UP HIS KILT, RUBBING IT BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
GRAY: Ah do this. SEE IF ANYONE WANTS IT NOW, YA WEE BONNIE COONTS. ANYONE, ANYWHERE, WILL FALL TAH ME.
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 23, 2019 14:58:04 GMT
Sorry for the delay on releasing this episode you guys. Since I’ve been preparing to kick off my La Guerra e-fed’s second season I’ve had to spend a fair bit of time writing that stuff this week, and between that digital baby and my two real-life babies I’ve occasionally found there isn’t enough hours in the day to squeeze in an LPJ. I’m gonna start moving this project more towards my original plan of about 4 episodes a week, one every other day or so, so don’t be alarmed if it takes me a little longer to get episodes up now. It was nice doing an episode a day, but I just can’t keep up that kinda pace right now.
The great Scot has proven himself a force to be reckoned with in the LPJ, handling such formidable opponents as Hideaki Hase and El Macho with relative ease. Tonight he’s set for his stiffest challenge yet in the LPJ when he faces off against Crusher Sato, a man of many faces fighting on behalf of the Prestige Wrestling Association. Will Fergie get him love drunk off his Scottish humps or will Crusher crush the kilted killer and kipe his coat? RESULTCrusher Sato defeats Fergus Gray via KO
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85%YOUR WINNER…
AND NEW JACKETMAN…
CRUSHER SATO! At times Farkle appeared to have the upper hand, but Crusher Sato never stopped fighting and it really paid off in the end when he surprised the Scot with an Alabama slam that knocked him out cold. Fergus has been sent packing back to the highlands and Crusher Sato is our new purple jacket champ!
Ladies and laddies, challenges are....... BUT THERE'S A CATCH!!! The next episode will be LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET'S 30th show! To celebrate the occassion of our DIRTY THIRTY, I've decided that the next jacket defense will be in a down-and-dirty hardcore style! I haven't yet decided whether it'll be barbed-wire ropes or light-tube boards, but I can guarantee an abundance of weaponry around the ring. And just to make things a touch crazier: I WILL ACCEPT MULTIPLE CHALLENGES TODAY AND ADJUST THE MATCH TYPE ACCORDINGLY. So who knows, maybe only one person challenges and we just have a good old-fashioned barbed wire deathmatch. Maybe eight people challenge and we have a hardcore battle royal with light-tubes in the corners. Let's see what happens! LET YOUR PROMOS FLY!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 23, 2019 21:21:12 GMT
The challenge is answered
Tomas the Tiny Giant: tomas is the champion of the city that is not of the love of brothers but the hate of them instead, but tomas was also the master of space and time in the wrestling that was on the monday night so it is known that i am not a tiny giant that only stays in one place even if i do remain in the city of the steaks and cheese, but NOW TOMAS HAS HEARD THAT THERE IS HARDCORE WRESTLING IN THE LAND OF THE JACKET THAT IS PURPLE! AND NOW TOMAS TOO WANTS TO SMASH THE LIGHT TUBES AND BECOME THE WINNER OF THE JACKET THAT IS PURPLE! but tomas also wants to know that if tomas wins, will the people who make the wrestling of the jacket that is purple make it so that the jacket of purple will fit the body of tomas because most clothes that tomas sees in the stores do not fit tomas so it would be very nice i think if the people would make the jacket fit tomas if tomas wins...AND TOMAS WILL WIN BY BREAKING THE LIGHTS AND BREAKING THE PEOPLE SO THAT THE JACKET IS MINE!
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 23, 2019 21:46:20 GMT
Alright, the Senator's in! But let's make this even more interesting and pile more people into this DIRTAY THIRTAY match! HEY MAN SPARE SOME CHANGE?
*A sleazy looking gutter punk sits on the sidewalk out in front of the LPJ building, holding a sign that reads WILL WRESTLE 4 DRUGS, a half-filled styrofoam cup of change sitting beside him on the concrete. A couple walks by, doing their best to not even acknowledge him.*
PUKE BUCKET: Spare change?
*He doesn’t even need the spare change anymore really, he just does this as a force of habit after spending years on the street before becoming a pro wrestler. The couple scurries past, pretending he isn’t even there.*
PB: Yeah yeah, run away from the scary man with the track marks and the mohawk, I get it.
*The front doors to the LPJ building slide open and a man in a velvet robe, silk boxer shorts, slippers, and a purple mask is standing there. It’s Ghost Daddy Purps, owner of LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET.*
PB: Hey, man. Spare change?
GHOST DADDY PURPS: Oh shut up with the spare change schtick already. I know that's your BMW over there at the curb, you grimey bastard. I saw you park it there this morning. Besides, I think I got something even better than some spare change for you.
PB: Oh cool, you got some drugs then, man?
GDP: No, it ain’t drugs either. You’re a hardcore wrestler, aren’t you?
PB: I suppose you could say that.
GDP: Then get your ass in here.
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Post by Love Wilcox on Apr 24, 2019 12:05:53 GMT
This is going to be a bloodbath! xD
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Post by Fury on Apr 24, 2019 14:26:23 GMT
Agreed. I can’t wait!!
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Post by Ripley on Apr 24, 2019 15:53:04 GMT
INT., A HOT TOPIC. A T H I C C, RAVEN-HAIRED GIRL STANDS, BACKDROPPED BY A WALL OF WRESTLING/BAND SHIRTS. She beams from ear-to-ear. She wields a chair, a wild glint in her heavily-made-up eyes.LUNA LACROIX: It 'as come to my attention that there is a PURPLE JACKET, a "luxxxxxx-ur-ee-usssss" jacket dat is making da, 'ow you say, rounds? I AM DA 'OT TOPIC. DA MONTREAL MASSACRE. DA PATRICK WOO-AH OF 'ARDCORE. DA MORE-EESE REE-SHARD OF MAULINGS. DA BADDEST BUTCH BITCH IN DA ROOM. 'N FOR DA DURRR-TEEE TURRR-TEE I SEE DER'S A, 'OW YOU SAY, A 'ARDCORE SAUSAGE-FEST? Dis will not stand for Luna LaCroix. So, if you BOYS are gonna fight over a purple jacket, well, dis GURL is gonna step in da ring and show you 'ow to wear it right!
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 25, 2019 14:28:52 GMT
Alrighty dudes, our EPISODE NUMERO DIRTAY THIRTAY match has been set! We had three challengers, so this is going to be a FATAL FOUR-WAY WEAPONS MATCH WITH LIGHT TUBES IN THE CORNERS AND BARBED WIRE LANDMINES ON THE OUTSIDE. I expect it to be a doozy. PUKE BUCKET
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 25, 2019 15:19:56 GMT
Last time on LPJ, Crusher Sato shocked the world by putting a stop to a seemingly unstoppable Scotsman’s title reign, upsetting Fergus Gray to take the jacket away with a big bad KO. But here at LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET, our champions are never allowed even a moment’s rest, so for his very first defense of the title Crusher Sato is being thrust in the ring with three despicable individuals who are always out for blood. And if the light-tubes, weapons, and barbed wire scattered around the ring are any indicator, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Can Crusher Sato withstand an onslaught of no-holds-barred hardcore wrestling bearing down on him from three sides, or will someone else slide their blood-soaked body into the dreaded threads before night’s end? RESULTTomas the Tiny Giant wins the hardcore fatal four-way by eliminating Luna LaCroix
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94%WHAT… A… BLOODBATH…
YOUR WINNER AND NEW LPJ CHAMPION…
TOMAS THE TINY GIANT! Just as I predicted, this one was most certainly a doozy. Puke Bucket got eliminated early, doing Luna Lacroix a major favor in the process as he got pinned in perfect simultaneity with her, and though she too should have been eliminated the referee only had his eyes on the other pinfall in progress. Down to three competitors, Crusher Sato seemed to have the match in hand for a while there and was mercilessly whooping on the other two, but Luna suddenly surprised him with a big old powerbomb and eliminated our champion. From then on, Luna absolutely savaged Tomas with weapons and seemed destined for victory, but the Tiny Giant patiently took his licking until a tiny window of opportunity opened, stunning Luna in the end after ducking a fireball and dropping her on her dome to take home the coat. (HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: At 6:30 on the video, Luna strikes a sexy pose and Crusher stops to admire her after they share a pleasant powerbomb together. Is this love that I'm feeling?)
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