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Post by Zealot on Apr 11, 2019 1:27:50 GMT
The greatest match since ladder upset Yoshihiro Sakai for the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship.
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Post by WMDBFX on Apr 11, 2019 6:50:32 GMT
Standing in front of a shop window bearing an " CLOSE " neon sign. We see a hooded man staring into the shop..
The sign flickers before " OPEN " lights up. We can hear him giggle.. giggle turns to maniacal laughter..
OMEGA: I wanna playy..
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 11, 2019 8:18:00 GMT
Oh my goodness golly graciousness. It seems our latest challenge has come from some sort of psychotic soldier, a maniacal madman named OMEGA. Could he be the one to finally bring an end to both June's reign of terror as purple jacket champ and her undefeated streak? There's only one way to find out! THIS CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED. Welcome to the show, WMDBFX! TOMORROW ON LUXURIOUS PURPS #20
(THE LAST SHOW BEFORE THE BIG BATTLE ROYALE) PSYCHOTIC SOLDIER
OMEGA
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LIL MISS MONKEY BUSINESS
JUNE ALLGOOD
Ladies and gentlemen, challenges are officially...... and will remain closed until FRIDAY NIGHT, after the LUX PURPURA Members-Only Battle Royale has concluded and the smoke has cleared. |
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Post by Ripley on Apr 11, 2019 15:45:19 GMT
Tommy vs. Lamppost: MATCH OF THE YEAR MATCH OF THE YEAR MATCH OF THE YEAR
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Post by Zealot on Apr 11, 2019 15:54:31 GMT
WE WANT LAMPPOST! clap clap clapclapclap
WE WANT LAMPPOST! clap clap clapclapclap
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 11, 2019 21:30:59 GMT
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET: EPISODE #20with our special guest for the evening WMDBFX
THE DILLY
June Allgood’s been all but unstoppable ever since she joined in on the fun here at LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET, looking just as dominant as she has everywhere else since starting her wrestling career. Now boasting an impressive 9-0 professional record, June seeks to extend her undefeated streak to double digits on tonight’s show, but a strange and scary individual stands in her way. OMEGA has thrown himself into the fray, and this maniacal madman seems ready to gnaw on June Allgood’s tasty face. Can she withstand the psychotic soldier’s onslaught of savagery and bring her record up to ten consecutive wins, or will OMEGA make off with June’s jacket and snap the ape lady’s streak?
RESULTJune Allgood defeats OMEGA despite interference from Katie Coons
12:17
72%JUNE EXTENDS HER UNBEATEN STREAK TO 10-0
AND HEADS INTO LUX PURPURA AS OUR CHAMPION. Omega absolutely brutalized June for much of the match, making her bleed early and just generally savaging her at every turn. Things seemed particularly bleak for the monkey woman when her rival Katie Coons, who recently dropped the jacket to June, invaded the ring and made her presence known by lending a hand to OMEGA, who probably didn’t need the help but appreciated it anyways. As it turns out, cutie-patootie Katie may have been more distracting to OMEGA than helpful because he seemed to lose focus after she left, and all it took was one well-placed knee into a glowing green eye socket and old OMEGA was down for the count. June extends her undefeated streak to 10-0 and enters the LUX PURPURA battle royale as our champion in the coveted and highly advantageous 21st and final slot.
AFTER THE MATCH
GHOST DADDY PURPS APPROACHES OMEGA...*After the match June quickly buzzes off with her purple jacket, leaving a dazed and disappointed OMEGA struggling to reach his feet, still reeling from that vicious unpadded kamigoye. Suddenly, the mysterious masked owner of LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET, Ghost Daddy Purps, climbs into the ring and helps him to stand.*
GHOST DADDY PURPS: May I have a word before you go?
*OMEGA says nothing, just rubs gingerly at his rapidly swelling eye socket.*
GDP: OMEGA, I was watching your match closely tonight and I gotta say, I really like the cut of your jib. The biting, the forking, the viciousness… it was wonderful. I’ve been saying for days now that the one thing the LPJ’s missing is a bit of ultraviolence. We need to make this show a little more colorful, by which I mean we could use a lot more blood. That’s where you come in. I have one spot to spare in the LUX PURPURA battle royale tomorrow night, and I’d like for you to have it.
*OMEGA seems to perk up quite a bit and listens on intently.*
GDP: However, there’s a catch, just like there always is in LPJ. I’m not going to make this easy on you; if you wanna get your hands on that jacket you’ll need to earn it. Now I know I told people that the entry order into the battle royale would be random, but if there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I am a liar. I have a slot open for you in the rumble, but there isn’t anything random about it. I was doing some thinking, and I asked myself What goes well with an OMEGA? And then it hit me: AN ALPHA! The alpha and the omega, such a satisfying combination. Well, in LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET, I think it’s safe to say that the alpha male around here has proven to be our very first - and arguably our greatest - purple jacket champion, ‘The Palo Alto Playboy’ Bradley Banks. So to start off LUX PURPURA, the very first two competitors to square off in that ring and kick off our battle royale will be Bradley Banks - the ALPHA - and you, OMEGA. Does that sound good to you, my friend?
*OMEGA doesn’t say anything, but starts to cackle maniacally.*
GDP. I’ll take that as a yes.
CHALLENGES CONTINUE TO BE ...AND WILL REMAIN SO UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT.
THEY'LL BE OPEN AGAIN ONCE LUX PURPURA HAS CONCLUDED. |
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 13, 2019 3:23:01 GMT
TONIGHT ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKETstarring WMDBFX , faulknasty , LankyLefty17 , aroo , Senator Phillips , Love Wilcox , takuan , Ripley , joshthejerseyboy , and Zealot  A MEMBERS-ONLY 21-MAN OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE
BATTLE ROYALE
FOR THE PURPLE JACKET, OF COURSE. CAN REIGNING CHAMP JUNE ALLGOOD KEEP HER COAT AND REMAIN PERFECT?In the very short time she’s spent wrestling, monkeylovin’ June Allgood has made quite a name for herself, and that name is synonymous with dominance. The 2019 March Madness women’s champ has proven to be completely unbeatable in singles action so far, racking up an impressive 10-0 undefeated streak to start her career, but how will she fare in the bedlam of a battle royale? She’ll have to share the squared circle with all seven previous purple jacket champions as well as thirteen other unsavory individuals including arch-rival Katie Coons, who nearly cost June her jacket when she interfered in her match with OMEGA on the last episode of LPJ. Will tonight be the first time we see June Allgood take to a wrestling ring and not have her wrist raised when all is said and done? Find out next on LUX PURPURA presented by Drakkar Noir, the official fragrance of LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET. ENTRY ORDER1. Bradley Banks
2. OMEGA
3. La Luciernaga
4. El Mentón
5. Byron Worthy
6. Beef McHugeBulk
7. Root of the Problem
8. Ella-Mae Carter
9. Austin Baron
10. Hei Gai Wo
11. Brick
12. Mr. Moonsault
13. Bison Hanegawa
14. Megastar
15. Dany Chance
16. Constance Noring
17. Renate Barlowe
18. Tocapelotas
19. Sewer Dragon
20. Katie Coons
21. June Allgood*
- * current purple jacket champion
- former jacket champions in bold
*** Sorry for the little hiccups that occur in the video every so often.
Our cameraman got his hands on some of that complimentary champagne we were handing out. ***
RESULTSBison Hanegawa eliminates June Allgood to win LUX PURPURA
45:44
76% (fuck that, it kicked ass)LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE WINNER OF LUX PURPURA...
AND NEW LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET CHAMPION...
BISON HANEGAWA! If I’d booked it myself, I could hardly have picked a more appropriate person to win this rumble. Those of you who’ve been following along may recall that way back on episode #8, when I made reigning champion Bradley Banks take on two women in a handicap match, it was Bison Hanegawa who grabbed that barbed wire baseball bat and delivered the deathblow to Bradley as he hid behind his fiancee like a coward. She was undoubtedly the MVP of the match, having singlehandedly unseated the LPJ's inaugural champion, but Bison still had to face off against her partner Megastar to determine ownership of the purple jacket, and unfortunately that match did not go so well for old Bison. Although she’d played a pivotal role in dethroning Bradley Banks and liberating the purple jacket from his greasy grasp, she never got to don the dreaded threads herself… UNTIL TONIGHT. For those looking to challenge for the purple jacket: YOU’LL NEED TO GO KNOCKING ON BISON HANEGAWA’S DRESSING ROOM DOOR FOR THAT NOW. WHO GOT THE OL' HEAVE HO (BY WHOM AS WELL AS WHEN)1. Byron Worthy (by Bradley Banks at 8:51) 2. OMEGA (by Bradley Banks at 10:53) 3. Root of the Problem (by Bradley Banks at 14:36) 4. El Mentón (by Ella-Mae Carter at 16:27) 5. La Luciernaga (by Bradley Banks at 16:52) 6. Hei Gai Wo (Bradley Banks at 17:27) 7. Bradley Banks (by Austin Baron at 21:20) 8. Beef McHugebulk (by Megastar at 21:33) 9. Ella-Mae Carter (by Constance Noring at 26:45) 10. Austin Baron (by Mr. Moonsault at 26:45) 11. Dany Chance (by Tocapelotas at 30:44) 12. Mr. Moonsault (by Brick at 32:42) 13. Megastar (by Renate Barlowe at 34:52) 14. Constance Noring (by Renate Barlowe at 35:22) 15. Brick (by Katie Coons at 37:17) 16. Katie Coons (by Sewer Dragon at 43:05) 17. Sewer Dragon (by Bison Hanegawa at 43:13) 18. Renate Barlowe (by Bison Hanegawa at 45:23) 19. Tocapelotas (by June Allgood at 45:33) 20. June Allgood(by Bison Hanegawa at 45:43) HE WHO HEAVED THE MOST HOES: Bradley Banks (5 eliminations)
Now that that one moment we’d all been waiting for has come and gone,
that OTHER moment we’ve all been waiting for is here.CHALLENGES… ARE... |
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Post by faulknasty on Apr 13, 2019 5:05:54 GMT
*a static tv screen turn to an image of Cody's face* "How am I just hearing about this Purple Jacket. Everyone knows I love purple. I'd like to have this styling-ass purple jacket. Megastar was able to take down this current Purple Jacket chump, so this should be a cake walk for me. I had made a fly ass outfit for the Supershow but I didn't get it done in time so I'll just wear it to take down this Purple Jacket chump. So chump, I just wanted to say to you, Goodnight Sweet Child" *tv screen returns to static" steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1698859537(Use his third appearance please his 3rd outfit. It's over the top but he designed and has to use it) |
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 13, 2019 19:04:23 GMT
Now that LUX PURPURA is over, we're back to business as usual here at LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET! All week long the MWWC's Cody has been absolutely determined to show off this attire that he designed himself, and it looks like he'll finally have the chance to do so on tonight's episode of LPJ. YOUR CHALLENGE HAS BEEN APPROVED, GOOD SIR.
TONIGHT'S PURPLE JACKET MATCH:CODY
vs
OUR NEW CHAMPION IN HER FIRST DEFENSE
BISON HANEGAWA
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 13, 2019 23:46:16 GMT
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET: EPISODE #22with special guest stars Love Wilcox and faulknasty HE'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT HE MADE THIS ATTIRE HIMSELF
CODY
VS
OUR BRAND SPANKIN' NEW CHAMPION IN HER FIRST DEFENSE
BISON HANEGAWA It was nothing short of poetic justice for Bison Hanegawa to walk away with the jacket at the end of LUX PURPURA yesterday evening. She was instrumental in unseating our very first champion, Bradley Banks, way back in episode #8, but she never got to put on the purple, instead seeing the jacket slip through her grasp and end up in the hands of Megastar instead. For a dozen episodes Bison patiently waited in the wings for another opportunity to fight for the purple jacket, and when that opportunity finally came she made the most of it. In the battle royale last night, Bison tricked champion June Allgood into helping her clear out the remaining few competitors, but when they were finally the last two left in the ring and looked prepared to square up in the center, Bison suddenly grabbed the ape lady and flung her out on her ass as well! A clever, well-executed strategy will win the match on most evenings. Will Bison Hanegawa outsmart Cody the same way she outwitted everyone in the royal rumble last night? Find out next on LUXURIOUS PURPS! BUT FIRST...
OUR BAR MANAGER HAS NOTICED SOMETHING ODD IN THE LOUNGE...*Before the show, the bar manager in charge of the Luxury Lounge approaches his boss, LPJ owner Ghost Daddy Purps.*
BAR MANAGER: Excuse me, Mr. Purps? There’s something… well, something kinda strange going on around here that I think you should know about.
GHOST DADDY PURPS: Go on, but make it snappy. The show’s about to start.
BM: Well, Mr. Purps, when I arrived a couple hours ago to set up for the show, I immediately noticed that things weren’t quite as I’d left them when I headed home last night. For starters, I am positive we still had some Sam Adams left, but when I got in today that keg was bone dry. Then when I went to turn on all the TVs, I noticed that each and every one of them was tuned to NESN. In the bathroom, someone scrawled “Tom Brady = G.O.A.T.” in Sharpie over the urinal, and there was piss all over the place. Just everywhere. Even the ceiling, somehow. And then, I found this…
*He holds up a small, red item. It’s some sort of crumpled up paper box.*
BM: Boston Baked Beans, sir. You know what I think?
GDP: I already know, and I can say with certainty that you're correct, daddy-o. I thought something was a little off around here when I got in this evening. This place stinks. It absolutely reeks. And I recognize that scent anywhere. It smells... like a Masshole.
*Ghost Daddy Purps snatches the empty Boston Baked Beans box out of the bar manager's hand and crumples it a little bit further.*
GDP: Thank you for bringing all this to my attention. You can rest assured, the problem will be dealt with. AND NOW, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO...
TONIGHT'S PURPLE JACKET MATCH.
RESULTCody defeats Bison Hanegawa via KO on the outside
11:16
79%CODY WINS THE PURPLE JACKET!
(WITH QUITE THE CRAZY FINISH, I MIGHT ADD.) Poor Bison. She had to battle back through all sorts of adversity to finally get her hands on that damned jacket that’s eluded her for so long, and once she finally wins it in the rumble last night, some jamoke shows up and steals it away from her the very next day. But seriously, what a show of force by Cody in that match! It took only a matter of moments for him to start reaching for sledgehammers, and he never relented in his viciousness from the opening bell until the end. Cody was a man on a mission in this match, and the mission was to acquire a slick snazzy purple jacket. Well, Cody… MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED. |
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Post by faulknasty on Apr 14, 2019 0:41:48 GMT
Backstage after the match Cody looks into the camera "Like I told that chump, and I'll tell every challenger for my precious Purple Jacket. The match is gonna end with me saying 'Goodnight Sweet Child'" (Also, Love Wilcox when I get MWWC going I'd love to have Bison on there with the history they have had with it's members) |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Apr 14, 2019 2:48:30 GMT
A message from England's Finest, "Big Banter" Rory Banner
Rory Banner: Hello. For those of you who are more familiar with the moss that grows on the underside of a rock than with the modern world, my name is Rory Banner. I have been fighting in the martial arts for a decade across England, the United Kingdom and Europe. My path for global domination has known no bounds, as I have fought in the famed Lumpinee Stadium in Thailand, and have defeated men across three continents. Now, the time has come for North America to experience what I have to offer. But before I begin my takeover of Universal Combat Shoot Style, I wish first to make a detour here. For in this humble overlooked promotion, there is a prize that is most befitting to an Eton graduate such as myself. Purple, as many have known, is the colour of royalty. And I am a high-born man of England. Royalty is in my blood. This is my prize for the taking.
Rory: The only item that concerns me is that the current possessor of this violet covering is simply...not worthy. This man only goes by his first name. Obviously, not a man of outstanding lineage. He is a scrawny little bugger. Not a one in a million six foot six, eighteen point two stone specimen such as myself. And he has yet to defend his prize. So I shall be generous enough to grant him one chance. But let it be known that this will be your last time to adorn yourself with the threads of false royalty. Because when you feel the Banner Effect, you will surrender my rightful prize to me. And you will fade away into the ether.
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 14, 2019 19:38:34 GMT
On last night’s episode newcomer Cody of the MWWC absolutely brutalized Bison Hanegawa in her very first - and last - purple jacket defense. Looking dapper in an attire of his own design, Cody laid waste to our champion, hitting her with a sledgehammer and bouncing her forehead off of a wooden board on his way to a shocking upset victory. Will he bring that same intensity to the ring tonight in his first jacket defense, or will “Big Banter” Rory Banner drop Cody like a sack of spuds? The cocky and confident shoot fighter has been known to shoot off at the mouth, but seems perfectly able to back up his trash talk. Will his brash brand of braggadocio get under Cody’s skin, into his head, and ultimately get Rory into that jacket? Or will Cody keep his coat for at least another night? Find out next! BUT FIRST…
SOMEONE’S LOITERING AROUND RINGSIDE, AGAIN…As our two competitors square up in the center of the ring, a familiar figure emerges from the shadows, moving with a sultry strut and eyeing our handsome, blonde-haired champion Cody with what can only be described as a look of lewd and lascivious lust. It’s Euphrosine Beauchamont once again. She seems utterly unable to resist hanging around the corner of just about any halfway good-looking guy, so long as he’s a champion. No wonder she has a reputation of being our resident gold-digger. But wait, isn’t she still engaged to our first purple jacket champion, ‘The Palo Alto Playboy’ Bradley Banks? Let’s hope he doesn’t found out his old lady’s been sniffing around another man, or things could get ugly in here! SAY WHAT?Every now and then, when a strapping young lad who also happens to be managerless becomes our purple jacket champion, Euphrosine will develop a little crush on him and start accompanying him to the ring.
PRO: She's masterful at distracting the referee.
CON: Bradley Banks may run in to attack whomever his fiancee is hanging around with. NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION...
YET ANOTHER PURPLE JACKET MATCH.
RESULTCody defeats Rory Banner
19:43
79%CODY HANGS ON TO HIS COAT. Rory had Cody on the ropes a fair bit of the time and it looked for a while like our champ had no answer at all for the Englishman’s shoot-inspired style of fighting, but at a certain stage something came over Cody and he suddenly experienced a spirited surge of offense. Rory seemed unable to find a way to finish and Cody, riding high on a second wind, completed the comeback and tucked Big Banter in for an early bedtime. |
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Post by faulknasty on Apr 14, 2019 22:42:01 GMT
*Cody appears on a screen again*
"Rory Banner, Goodnight Sweet Prince"
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Post by amsterDAN on Apr 15, 2019 0:09:44 GMT
Alright, sorry to anyone else that might've wanted to get a challenge in today but I gotta get in on this action again.
THE VAUGHN BROTHERS SHOW UP IN THE LUXURY LOUNGE TO LAY DOWN A CHALLENGE THE RELUCTANT CHALLENGER
An elegant old elevator bell sounds and the giant art deco doors slide open. It’s the Vaughn Brothers: young and handsome Sterling, gaunt and gangly Ron, and the runt of the litter, Melvin. By the looks of it, Ron and Sterling are eager to get off the elevator, while Melvin is eager to stay on it. Standing on either side of the nerdy little guy, his two bigger brothers grab Melvin under the arms, lift him up and carry him kicking and screaming out of the elevator. And like leading a lamb to the slaughter, they bring him out into the center of the lounge and throw him down at the feet of LPJ owner Ghost Daddy Purps.
“My kid brother wants to challenge for the purple jacket,” Sterling says and wanders off to go try his luck flirting with Euphrosine Beauchamont, who is drinking a mai-tai over at the bar.
“Do not!” Melvin protests.
“Yeah, he says if anyone’s gonna be performing under their first name only, it’s gonna be Melvin. Not boring old Cody,” Ron says, snickering.
“I never said anything like that!” Melvin shrieks. As usual, everyone ignores him and the diminutive little man goes unnoticed.
Ghost Daddy Purps chuckles. “Sounds to me like Melvin here thinks quite highly of himself.”
“I really don’t,” Melvin mutters.
“I guess it’s settled then,” Ghost Daddy Purps says. “Our next purple jacket match will be a battle between two unremarkable first names. Melvin against Cody. May the best name win.”
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