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Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 16, 2019 9:28:53 GMT
This thread is to share amusing Merchandise and Sponsors that Fire Promoter offers. (Princess Pepperoni, I'm looking at you 🍕 ) This one slayed me for obvious reasons   & touch u & towel u |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2019 10:44:36 GMT
This thread is to share amusing Merchandise and Sponsors that Fire Promoter offers. (Princess Pepperoni, I'm looking at you 🍕 ) This one slayed me for obvious reasons & touch u & towel u I popped for the towel line. Word for word the line from Management of the Ring. My favourite sponsor is Thick Rick beef jerky. Nice reference and a penis joke all in one! |
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Post by skummy on Mar 16, 2019 13:01:41 GMT
Hahaha I got the Thick Rick sponsor yesterday and I had one hell of a good laugh.
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Post by Zealot on Mar 16, 2019 13:04:55 GMT
Leave it to the leader of the Goose Army to get the soft towel seal of approval.
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Post by IamAres on Mar 16, 2019 18:40:56 GMT
The towels must be goose down.
& touch u in all ur hard to reach places
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Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 17, 2019 6:15:36 GMT
I was laughing about it for a good solid 30 minutes 😁
Like of ALL the ways to phrase that message too!!
I'm really enjoying some of the random events that occur. I was invited to some kind of banquet another promotion was having. I don't know if it really did anything but nice to know my promoter character is living the high life 🍷 while others are living lives of soft luxury thanks to my merch! 👩💻
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Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 17, 2019 10:17:58 GMT
Year 2 just ended and I was awarded another opportunity at a major sponsor! They even let me choose!  I chose "Don Trompeta" since I love the idea of that ring logo 🍻 and they pay mad cash. Plus, their beer themed amusement park reminded me of my fed's old Orochi-O's theme park 🥣 I also got to choose 1 new sub-sponsor out of 3. This was a tough decision.  Obviously, I was highly offended by the idea of underwear but they were willing to cut towel costs so more people could enjoy soft touching. I ended up going with "Steak Kingdom Meat Gulf" because of 1) the name, 2) the name, 3) the reminder of Chango's Deathsteaks promotion and 4) the money. While Cradle Pharmaceuticals was willing to pay me more, they would have limited my booking for 2 years and preventing me from having a deathmatch. While I haven't even had a deathmatch in this mode and had no plans, I didn't like ceding any creative control. The reduction of injury rate would have been nice but I decided to LIVE MY HARDEST AND PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO STEAK KINGDOM 🥩👑 . |
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Post by chango on Mar 17, 2019 11:45:52 GMT
Yay! Go Deathsteaks!
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