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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Nov 26, 2018 19:47:38 GMT
John Constantine and Tommy Wiseau:
*Constantine begins to interrogate Wiseau, who is tied up in a chair and is a little bloodied*
Constantine: Mate, what the fook did ya unleash from Hell? Others might not take that shit seriously, but I know damn well ya incompetence unleashed something nasty...
Wiseau: 12/31 you'll find out...you all find out [Tommy begins to laugh]
*Constantine lights a cigarette and begins to smoke*
Constantine: Tommy, I'm gonna ask you one last time...what da fook did ya unleash from that nasty place?
Tommy: Sticks and stones haha may break bones but words cannot hurt body.....
*Constantine begins to punch Tommy's body*
Constantine: What did you release Tommy?!
*The lights suddenly go dark and only the embers of Constantine's cigarette can be seen. In it only shadows can be seen moving throughout the dark room, Constantine attempts a spell but suddenly, his left hand is grabbed from an unknown entity and it's broken. Constantine lets out a shriek of pain but he makes sure his cigarette stays in his mouth*
Constantine: If I die here, at least I can die with a smoke...
*Constantine's neck is broken by the figure cloaked in darkness. Tommy starts to laugh hysterically*
???: I couldn't let you reveal my secret. That's will be on 12/31. Go and spread my word of terror, tell them what you witnessed here, but if you try to speak my name, it will be the end of you....
Tommy: Yes [Tommy laughs uncontrollably again] master...
*The shadow disappears and the lights turn back on, all that's left is Constantine's dead body and Tommy laughing manically to himself*
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Nov 26, 2018 20:13:05 GMT
John Constantine and Tommy Wiseau:
*Constantine begins to interrogate Wiseau, who is tied up in a chair and is a little bloodied*
Constantine: Mate, what the fook did ya unleash from Hell? Others might not take that shit seriously, but I know damn well ya incompetence unleashed something nasty...
Wiseau: 12/31 you'll find out...you all find out [Tommy begins to laugh]
*Constantine lights a cigarette and begins to smoke*
Constantine: Tommy, I'm gonna ask you one last time...what da fook did ya unleash from that nasty place?
Tommy: Sticks and stones haha may break bones but words cannot hurt body.....
*Constantine begins to punch Tommy's body*
Constantine: What did you release Tommy?!
*The lights suddenly go dark and only the embers of Constantine's cigarette can be seen. In it only shadows can be seen moving throughout the dark room, Constantine attempts a spell but suddenly, his left hand is grabbed from an unknown entity and it's broken. Constantine lets out a shriek of pain but he makes sure his cigarette stays in his mouth*
Constantine: If I die here, at least I can die with a smoke...
*Constantine's neck is broken by the figure cloaked in darkness. Tommy starts to laugh hysterically*
???: I couldn't let you reveal my secret. That's will be on 12/31. Go and spread my word of terror, tell them what you witnessed here, but if you try to speak my name, it will be the end of you....
Tommy: Yes [Tommy laughs uncontrollably again] master...
*The shadow disappears and the lights turn back on, all that's left is Constantine's dead body and Tommy laughing manically to himself*
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Nov 26, 2018 20:21:22 GMT
John Constantine and Tommy Wiseau:
*Constantine begins to interrogate Wiseau, who is tied up in a chair and is a little bloodied*
Constantine: Mate, what the fook did ya unleash from Hell? Others might not take that shit seriously, but I know damn well ya incompetence unleashed something nasty...
Wiseau: 12/31 you'll find out...you all find out [Tommy begins to laugh]
*Constantine lights a cigarette and begins to smoke*
Constantine: Tommy, I'm gonna ask you one last time...what da fook did ya unleash from that nasty place?
Tommy: Sticks and stones haha may break bones but words cannot hurt body.....
*Constantine begins to punch Tommy's body*
Constantine: What did you release Tommy?!
*The lights suddenly go dark and only the embers of Constantine's cigarette can be seen. In it only shadows can be seen moving throughout the dark room, Constantine attempts a spell but suddenly, his left hand is grabbed from an unknown entity and it's broken. Constantine lets out a shriek of pain but he makes sure his cigarette stays in his mouth*
Constantine: If I die here, at least I can die with a smoke...
*Constantine's neck is broken by the figure cloaked in darkness. Tommy starts to laugh hysterically*
???: I couldn't let you reveal my secret. That's will be on 12/31. Go and spread my word of terror, tell them what you witnessed here, but if you try to speak my name, it will be the end of you....
Tommy: Yes [Tommy laughs uncontrollably again] master...
*The shadow disappears and the lights turn back on, all that's left is Constantine's dead body and Tommy laughing manically to himself*
I did warn everyone I was going off the rails of the crazy train |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 1, 2018 15:13:01 GMT
Adrien Lawton Speaks about 12/31:
"Everyone is focused on the Venom Squad for this shit and who the big surprise is. Me...I'm focused on my next challenger for the biggest prize in the industry: The AAW HW Championship." I got two tough competitors coming after my throne in Reggie Griggs and Yoshi Tayaki. Both are game challengers and both are going to be tough to beat. But I have faith in the almighty that I'll be willed to victory...
Hahah who the fuck am I kidding!!! I already know the story: some fool wants to fight the cash cow, the money maker of this company...ME! And whoever it is they're gonna fall and crash hard. Reggie Griggs I already whooped your ass so many times that I actually look forward to facing you again. Yoshi Tayaki...you're one of the craziest fucks I've ever encountered and I will personally thank Reggie Griggs if he beats you. A person like you, shouldnt be a champion. The champion should be someone who represents this company with grace and class, someone like me. I cannot see or fathom someone like you, with your caveman demeanor and lack of decorum as a world champion. But if you step up and win I will whoop your ass and send you packing to Rhode Island!!!! Oh and the Belcunty brothers i didnt forget about you. If any of you bitches want some. You know where to find me..."
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 1, 2018 15:31:51 GMT
My Top 10 AAW Matches of All-Time (will update further with links) [What are your top 10 AAW Matches?]
Honorable Mentions:
Tommy Day vs Yoshi Tayaki, Tobias Anders vs Hitagi Ogai, Cowboy Johnston vs Lance Russell vs Kerry Texan, Tommy Day vs JD Belmonte, Reggie Griggs vs Danny Mainer, American Sasquatch vs Ghostface Killah, Adrien Lawton vs Reggie Griggs, and JD Belmonte vs JJB
10. Jay Zero vs Meow Mask
9. Tommy Day vs Kerry Texan (Light tube and Exploding Bat Deathmatch)
8. JD Belmonte vs Adrien Lawton
7. Will Craddock vs Skullface Killah
6. Tommy Day vs Will Craddock (Best Two out of Three Falls Match)
5. JJB vs Will Craddock (Best Two out of Three Falls Match)
4. JJB vs Firehawk Sentarl (Cage of Death)
3. Kaelara Sentarl vs Roy Skinner
2. Thunderkiss vs Cowboy Johnston
1. Cowboy Johnston vs Doc Overdose
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 3, 2018 15:41:36 GMT
AAW Badlands (12/03/18 08:35 PM Est)
aka Fuck You Netflixs
Theme Song:
Main Event: (AAW IC Title Match)
Antonio Graziano (c) vs "The Incredible" Shooterman (debuting AAW Superstar)
Co-Main: No.1 Contenders for the AAW HW Title Match at 12/31
Other Matches:
Adrien Lawton Open Challenge
Roy Skinner vs Billy Holmes
Chris Williams in Action
The Lawyuz Boyz make their AAW Debut!!!!
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 3, 2018 15:44:58 GMT
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 4, 2018 15:35:13 GMT
Griggs vs Lawton All-Access Episode 1:
All-Access Episode 2: Will detail more about their former friendship, match 2 in AAW and preparation for match 3
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 4, 2018 15:55:29 GMT
Griggs vs Lawton All-Access Episode 1: All-Access Episode 2: Will detail more about their former friendship, match 2 in AAW and preparation for match 3 I love this feud, and this does a great job getting that hype built up for the rematch! Of course, I appreciate the boxing/real sports sensibility of this hype package, you did great in capturing that vibe. I don't care, I'm still cheering for Lawton despite(or because) of his outsized, antagonistic, arrogant personality. |
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 10, 2018 20:50:02 GMT
AAW Reign of the Supermen
(12/10/18) (08:50 PM EST)
Theme Song:
Main Event: Josh Belmonte vs Tobias Anders (Opportunity Knocks Challenge)
Co-Main: The Star Boyz (Adrien Lawton, Maat Hadad, Jay Zero) vs Reggie Griggs, Antonio Graziano, and ???? [OOC: This match was supposed to be the main event, but a glitch killed a good match, you'll see tonight]
Other Bouts:
Matt Hamilton vs Dan Holmes
The LSD Boyz (Ethan Walker and Billy Freakout) vs The Belmonte Brothers (JD and Manny)
The Lawyiuz vs Shooterman and Danny Mainer
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 10, 2018 21:06:36 GMT
AAW Announces Tag-Team Division/Champions to be crowned on 12/31
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Dec 10, 2018 21:25:48 GMT
AAW Announces Tag-Team Division/Champions to be crowned on 12/31 Tag Team Mayhem!!! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Dec 10, 2018 22:25:49 GMT
Decapitators are legit, I want to see some wars between them and the Belmontes.
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 12, 2018 12:46:55 GMT
Friday night is about to become a triple header as AAW Superstars is gonna come on at 7pm EST
Main event is the debuting MIB taking on the Lawyuz Boyz!!!
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Post by joshthejerseyboy on Dec 14, 2018 18:31:51 GMT
AAW SUPERSTARS
(TONIGHT!!!!) (07:05 PM EST)
Matches:
MIB vs Lawiyuz Boyz
Keith Ian Andrews vs The Farmer
The Hardcore Maniacs vs Yoshi Tayaki and Chris Williams
Shooterman vs Caleb Stevens
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