The STRUGGLE is real - newww stufffffff

Oh hey, forgot a couple:

AGENT 35 - While Agent Fang and Agent Bulldog are the only members of President Evil's Evil Administration to have official code names, this one has earned an unofficial nickname, mainly due to being the only Secret Evil Serviceman with the guts to actually bust the President's balls over forgetting to pay him his $35. He's quickly rising through the ranks, thanks to being at least semi-competent, and is this close to earning his own name (although at this point, there's a good chance that 35 sticks) and the opportunity to wear one of the less-restrictive Secret Evil Service Elite masks. (Seriously, I've never known how the Prez can wrestle in that hood thing without his eye holes getting out of alignment.)

MANOLO DIAZ - "The Mexican American" was one of the most-beloved superstars in the old Tri-State Wrestling Alliance from the late 1970s through the early 1990s, as well as a multiple-time world champion, defending truth, justice, and the American Way against such dastardly heels as Ivan the Awful, "The Killer Kowboy" Buckshot McMurder, "The Mad Sultan" Ayatollah Jihad, and "The Crusty Seaman" Captain Crabs. He experienced somewhat of a fall from grace in 1990, when it was revealed that he wasn't actually from El Paso, but was in fact Puerto Rican, which caused many wrestling fans to denounce him as "a dang foreigner," thanks to draconian Reagan-era cuts in the Tri-State Area's public education budget. He eventually settled into an office job and in fact was the final majority owner of the TSWA when it folded in 2004. Now, he's getting back into wrestling, where he has pretty much appointed himself as the new manager of Tyrannosaurus Plex, STRUGGLE's terrifying suplex monster who somehow has managed an extremely disappointing won-loss record. Rumor has it that he hopes to mold the Suplex Tyrant into a weapon to exact revenge on the legendary Big Bird Machine, whose defection to the original version of STRUGGLE in the early 2000s was considered the final nail in the TSWA's coffin.

With the fed's recent financial woes, we've had to ramp up merchandise production:

Captain STRUGGLE:

Jezebel Grim:

The Turd Experience (formerly the Masked Turds):

Tupac Machine:

Garfield Vanzetti:

I doubt that Entrance Craft will ever prove itself to be worth the twenty bucks, but it's still really, really fun to mess around with, and now I need to come up with a reason for my dumb, barely-existent e-fed to occasionally rise above mud-show status to use bigger arenas