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Post by Firehawk on Feb 20, 2021 3:48:33 GMT
Eri Sentarl "So... here's a face you're probably aren't expecting to see in anything Office-adjacent, huh? The Phoenix Rising World Champion... see, there's a reason for all of this. Over the past couple of months since I won this title, I feel like I've been... well, slacking off, a little. Considering who I faced off with on the road to winning the title, I haven't lived up to that in the slightest. And that's going to change. Because it's about high time I started pushing myself even further. Taking on the biggest challenges I can find. And with Lightning Pro coming up next week, I know exactly what it is I want. What I feel like I need to do."
Eri shifts in place... adjusts the belt over her shoulder, almost like she's still getting used to the weight of it. She takes in a breath, and when she speaks up again, she's switched to fluent Japanese.
<I have a challenge to issue for next week's Lightning Pro event. It's up to them, of course, whether the match goes ahead. But I have a feeling that this is going to happen.
Crusher Honda. I want a match with you. One-on-one. I've faced off against some of the toughest that Phoenix Rising has to offer to this point, I've stepped into the ring with some of the most dangerous people on the planet. And I've gotten a taste of what you and Wrecker Yamamoto are capable of, away from home. And I'll admit... if that match had been anywhere else, I'd probably still be sore.
But it's time I started to test my limits. To see how far I can really take this. To prove to myself that I've earned my way to this point, that I deserve to stand here, with this belt over my shoulder.
One way or another, I intend to face Crusher Honda for myself. One-on-one. No backup, just you and me going to war. Win or lose, I will make sure to give this my all. You'll push me to my limits, Honda... and I intend to do the same to you.> |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 22, 2021 17:15:24 GMT
A night of rollups moved along at a rapid pace, and multiple divsions may have found a shifting balance of power resulting from this one. RESULTS TIPWF: Everything's Bigger in Texas 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, February 19th at the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center in Washington, DC Bonus Match Roland Chang III with Roland Chang Sr. vs. Luchador Sorpresa  Luchador Sorpresa tried to push the pace here, landing a relentless barrage of headscissors and wearing his foe's stamina down, but Roland Chang III recovered well, hitting an avalanche cross bomb and a Wrangler Slam to recover before the dreaded rana bomb would bring things to a close. Main Event: TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout Cogburn Ranch(Cowboy Johnston, Duke Cogburn and Generalissimo Kool Q)(C) vs. Dynasty Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin, La Relampaga(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe)  The Cyclones came in armed and ready for anything, and demonstrated their cohesion and determination from the opening bell, with Layla setting the tone early on by flooring Duke Cogburn with an imitation haymaker. Kool Q would end up opening a cut on Esi Dogboe, with the Brooklyn born rap pioneer perhaps doing the best of anyone on his team, as it certainly would not be Johnston, who got caught out of nowhere with a codebreaker into a standing shooting star press from La Relampaga, and with that, the Lightning Luchadora would claim the Lone Star Trios titles for the Dynasty Cyclones in a shockingly abrupt finish. TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Title #1 Contender Selection Bout Valentina Verda vs. Lil' Lariato vs. Roland Chang Jr. vs. Gorilla Power vs. Canadian Grizzly vs. Felix Santana Jr. vs. The Everyman vs. Colossus Rhodes  As expected, the fans watching on the Senatorial Streaming Service received a display of pure uncut action here, with seventeen minutes of unwieldy struggle before the first elimination, with everyone unanimously relieved that Roland Chang Jr. was the initial departure from the match following a running DDT from Felix Jr. Valentina would use the bridging backslide Gardenia Bridge on Gorilla Power shortly after, with Canadian Grizzly falling to Felix's Prueba de Grandeza destroyer variation as well. A double pin would take place with Felix rolling up Lariato and Verda catching Rhodes in a cradle, but Lily-Anne Cogburn would unbiasdly count the pin on Lariato. A Gardenia Bridge would again score an elimination shortly after with Verda catching the Everyman, before also cradling Felix for his elimination, bringing it down to the final two. And while the champ would take the fight to Colossus with a sledgehammer, the giant landed his trademark spinning backbreaker into a double stomp to claim his shot at the Lone Star Heavyweight title, bringing a thrilling roller coaster of a spectacle bout to a close. Jean-Pierre Mutombo with Professor Mark Gizenga vs. Jimmy Jack Walker with Big Bubba Bob and "Long Haul" Lenny Broadway  JPM put in a standard showing, enduring some of Jimmy Jack Walker's drunken kicks and closed out as professionally as ever with a Supersensational elbow drop to remind the fans that while he may have lost his top spot, he's still a player in the main event scene and a force to be reckoned with. Rudo Army(Salvador Sosa, Killer King Jones and Megan Chabot) vs. The Santana Family(Felix Santana Sr, Felice Santana and Felix Santana III)  This one was a chance for the Santana Family to shine, and shine they did, outwrestling all three Rudo Army representatives, with Felix III showing off his impressive suplexes, Felice's agility making a difference and Felix Santana Sr's veteran timing was as good as ever, as he caught Megan Chabot with the old Lucha go-to, the Magistral cradle. The Mallard(MWWC) vs. El Experto with Itzcoatl Hernandez, Poison Froggy Mask and Julio Rivera  The Mallard put on another good performance, outstriking the Worldwide Luchador as many expected. But Experto's relentless dirty tactics took their toll and his opportunistic ways allowed him to catch his MWWC opponent with a horizontal cradle for a rollup win. Margarita Morales vs. Hijo de Holy Diver  Two vastly underutilized wrestlers made the best of this chance and put on one of the best matches of the night. Hija de Holy Diver showcased her full range of abilities, using a mix of power and agility here, including a cannonball dive from the top rope to the outside, while Morales's mix of swift kicks and intricate submissions has never looked better, including her Dulces Suenos double armbar triangle hold, which finished the match. One thing is for sure, both Morales and Hija's stock rose significantly after this match. Neon Knights(Supernaut and Holy Diver) vs. The EWO(Vice Versa and Martina Martinez)  The Neon Knights weathered a tough challenge from Martina Martinez and Vice Versa to step up and proclaim their return to form, with Supernaut pinning Martinez following his Spiral Architect 620 cannonball senton. At one point, the Knights were seen as the outright best team the Office had to offer, and perhaps those days are set to return after such a performance. Lila Gila with Super Komodo vs. Senora Conquistadora with Diego Santana  While their counterparts had a somewhat one sided match, Lila and Conquistadora went back and forth in their match, with Senora hitting some big moves and showing a high level of determination, but it would be the Gila who would take the win in the end with the classic backslide pin. Diego Santana with Senora Conquistadora vs. Super Komodo with Lila Gila  Diego Santana was in control for this opener, repeatedly dropping Super Komodo on his head and eventually put him away with his wrenching stretch plum, the Slow Burn. --- Match of the Night: Lone Star #1 Contender Royale -While the Morales-Hija de Holy Diver match was solid, the royale was a fast paced joy to behold, bringing some organization to the most stacked division in the Office with a decidedly chaotic showing. Performer of the Night: Dynasty Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin, La Relampaga and Esi Dogboe) -No doubt about it, the Cyclones overcame a tough team in style and more than earned this award, as they did the Trios belts. --- Walt Callahan: Well, I'd say I hoped you were happy, but I'd be lying. Instead, all I'm going to say is congratulations, I hope Valentina makes your big giant look like shit when it happens. Morgan "Midas" Matthews: You should be grateful that your promotion is truly the flagship affiliate of the Office. You have the top stars. You have the Number One. And I do hope that Verda beats King Bemba on my next Golden Touch, so Colossus can collect both of his prizes at once. In fact, if that does happen, I am going to demand that such a match takes place on the stage it deserves, at Club Minos, in Atlantic City, on Golden Touch Promotions. Callahan: I think my belt should be defended on my show. Midas: And I believe the Number One is too important to leave to any one affiliate. Enjoy employing the best. And I'll enjoy making the best use of them. --- Holy Diver: We rise again like the sign of the southern cross! They say we were done! But we never say die! Metal never dies! And the Neon Knights live again! Next time, we want the Trios belts! Supernaut: ... Hija de Holy Diver: Right on! Diver: We don't care if we have to fight for the right! We will beat Santanas, Rudos, Exoticos, Changs or Drifters! We will do anything to face the Cyclones and to beat them! We are Neon Knights! Supernaut: ... --- Generalissimo Kool Q: Kid, I'm just going to lay it straight on you. You didn't seem up for the fight tonight. Cowboy Johnston: Ah ain't got any excuses for that. Lightning Lady's fast an' ah always got a weakness for a shootin' star press. But nah, ah know ah got sum things ah gotta work out. An' they ain't all here in this here TIPWF. Duke Cogburn: Might as well replaced you with my daughter if you're going to be dead weight out there. But I'm not going to buy that. We all got our sorry asses beat out there, and beat badly. And since I got my shot at Sixname next month, I know I better stand tall in the saddle again. Kool Q: So, kid, what's up with that business you're talkin' about. Cowboy: Got mahself an' old enemy who ah got sum real respect for, an he might need himself sum assistance out there with sum changin' circumstances an' a big upcomin' deal. Yah know how ah get, when sumbody needs it, ah always gotta step up an do mah part. Kool Q: I get it, it's a code of honor. Sometimes you have to stand and deliver, even when it's not what you want to do. Duke: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Cowboy: Yeah. Ah gotta make a few calls. Ain't gonna be pleasant, but that's how it goes. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 24, 2021 23:05:22 GMT
With the L-Pro roster keeping busy in various other feds, we now have some big time matchups as the promotion returns to its home base in Kyoto, with none other than the Phoenix Rising World champ, Eri Sentarl taking on Crusher Honda in the main event and heavy hitting matches up and down the card.   Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: The Dream Challenge 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, February 26th at the Kyoto Central Gymnasium in Kyoto, Japan Main Event: The Dream Challenge Eri Sentarl(Phoenix Rising) with Kaelara Sentarl vs. Crusher Honda with Wrecker YamamotoA ferocious match between the Sentarl Sisters and the Destructive Duo took place on the Galastream's Estrella brand, with the Change of Heart event featuring both teams going toe to toe with reckless abandon. In the end, the Duo would grab the win, with a remarkably rejuvinated Honda pinning the Phoenix Rising World Champion to win the Dual Hearts championship belts. This was far from the end of the story. As has been seen, Eri Sentarl has issued a challenge as a result, one readily accepted by Honda, and the two superstars will meet in a dream match for the ages in this standout main event. While undersized to say the least, Sentarl's record speaks for itself, and many are expecting this one to be a match to remember for the end of the year awards. The Kings vs. The Pack King Bemba and Mr. Moonsault vs. Ross Malone, Dutch Schwartz and JT BoscoA surprising team up between two rivals here, with King Bemba asking for Mr. Moonsault to join him in a preview match for Bemba's next defense of The Loop, as the two stars take on a trio of the Action Pack. With JT Bosco having earned the title shot for the Pack, Ross Malone and Dutch Schwartz join the heavy handed Bosco in an asymetric battle that, even with the numbers advantage, could prove troublesome for the seasoned veterans. Rumika Hashi vs. "Stardust Angel" Kaede KinoshitaThe Soaring Sparrow and the Stardust Angel both competed in Blackrose's landmark Big in Japan event on this prior Tuesday, and will now face each other in Lightning Pro action. Kinoshita earned an incredible win at the event over Angel Guerrera, and arrives here with some serious momentum as a result. While Hashi has been the higher profile star up to this point, this match could serve as a passing of the torch to the ascendent Kinoshita. That said, despite having lost her opportunity to defeat G.P. Christopher for the Victorious Medal in the last year, Rumika Hashi is still in excellent form, and will not be an easy win for anyone. Apocalyptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka) vs. Kengo Tamura and "Rookie Killer" Koji SawadaThe return of Masa Tokugawa to the L-Pro ring following his knockout loss to Sam Hall and the subsequent medical suspension, comes after a competitive loss to UCSS and the Big Banter Brand's Muay Thai Enforcer, Virgil de Boer at the previous Golden Touch event. Tokugawa will now come back to reform the Apocalyptic Warriors with Ai Tanaka as the two go up against the malicious duo of L-Pro's most recent signing, the Yokohama Ronin, Kengo Tamura and the Rookie Killer, Koji Sawada. Word has it that Sawada has taken aim at Tanaka, claiming on a recent interview that "(She) hasn't paid her dues like I did, like you're supposed to. But I'll make her pay her dues." Phil Mercury vs. Astro TravelerTwo high octane performers who are no strangers to each other in the squared circle, with the Superstar Showman, Phil Mercury going up against the Cosmic Jazzman, Astro Traveler. Both men are solid strikes with multi-dimensional skillsets, and a match of the night award would not be unexpected for these two. While neither the Three Lions nor the Blue Notes are close to contending for The Loop at the moment, Mercury is still a top star in Wacker Drive and Traveler is well respected by the diehards. NBNF(The X-Treme Kid, Emerald Santiago, "Total MDK" Taylor Ngyuen and DUDE Smith) vs. The Internationale(Joseph Harpo, Stakhonovite Warrior, Humberto Ortega and Sarita Jean Watkins)The rivalry between the X-Treme Kid and the Marxist, Joseph Harpo has carried on for years, and their respective groups will meet in full to face off in this showcase showdown. NBNF has been riding high as of late, with Emerald Santiago earning an incredible win on Sakura Pro over the formidable Kageka Nagato and Taylor Ngyuen serving as a fan favorite in Sakura as well. Whoever wins this match will place their team in good standing for a future shot at The Loop, following the Action Pack's upcoming challenge for Bemba's Royal Court. Elle Barrett vs. Ibrahim RahmanTwo of the best pure technicians in the Office meet here in a cross promotional match, as Barrett's Action Pack stands in contendership for The Loop and Rahman seeks to climb up the ranks in L-Pro. While Barrett isn't a noted flash pin expert like her Tunisian foe, her veteran knowledge should keep this one competitive. Preliminary Main Event G.P. Christopher and Wrecker Yamamoto vs. The Outlaw, Sam Hall and Tarkhan the Mangler with ALEXANDERThe King of the Openers seems to be on a collision course with the Outlaw, just as the Destructive Duo and Worldwide Conquest have unfinished business from the prior L-Pro show. With Sam Hall joining Conquest following Nishimura Endo's medical leave, the Outlaw seems poised to make a serious challenge for the Victorious Medal, and teaming with his old ally and fellow hellraiser, Tarkhan, Hall is in a good position to force the issue. However, with Wrecker Yamamoto out for revenge following Tarkhan's attack on Crusher Honda, the Conquest might be in for a rough night, themselves. --- Crusher Honda: (Translated from Japanese)<Eri Sentarl! I beat you once! I can beat you again on my own! You are a little bird trying to take down a lioness! How can you possibly think that will end up with any result other than bloody feathers scattered across the ground? But as foolish as this may be, I respect that you felt my power and are asking for more! That is the spirit of a champion! It is too bad that I am a breaker of champions! And when we meet again, I will take great delight in seeing just what it takes to break you!> --- G.P. Christopher: Oh, hell yeah, it feels damn good to be back here in Kyoto, but as much as I want to spend some quality afterhours time with the GP Club, I gotta be responsible. Because this isn't just about me. It's about me and my big badass sister, Wrecker Yamamoto coming in here and showing Worldwide Conquest that they made a big ass mistake when they decided to take a shot at us. Sam Hall, you've gotten your sloppy fat ass booted out of just about every promotion in Texas, you've gotten yourself suspended in the Office for being a straight up fool, and I know L-Pro'd just as soon send you packing as they would deal with you. But you know what? That's alright. Because I know that sometimes it takes a little trouble to make something happen when the world's not handing you stuff on a silver platter. So you wanted to start something, and you got my attention. Now you get to prove that you can step up and make it count. Beat us here, and I'll give you a shot at this Medal. But if we put you down hard like I expect, then you get to hop right back to the end of the line. It's like they say, if you want to take a shot at the king, you better not miss. --- Mr. Moonsault: You know, when you made that offer, you took me off guard. It's like when they put the Dream Team together, you got MJ, you got Magic, you got Bird, Sir Charles, all the baddest men in the game, all together. And now, you got Mr. Moonsault, Marcus Xavier teaming up with the champ, the big man, King Bemba. King Bemba: It only makes sense for men of our stature to team together! When we fought, I have seen what you are capable of! You may not be of a royal bloodline as I am, but you are a worthy man to join with my Court! Moonsault: Now hold up for a moment. This ain't like Wade and Bosh joining LeBron in South Beach. This is a one time deal. We're too big for one team, I don't play like that. And I got my own D-Team to look out for. Bemba: You are unwise to turn down such a magnanimous offer! But so be it. We will show this Action Pack that the Destroyer and Mr. Moonsault are beyond their meager abilities to reckon with. But do not expect any mercy should your team face my Royal Court in the future! Moonsault: Don't worry about that. I know it's go hard, or go home, every time I go out there. We take care of this one, you defend The Loop against the vets, and you get that Number One back here from Valentina Verda. Do that, and we got ourselves another conversation for the future. Bemba: I will do just that! And then if you wish me to destroy all of your team to answer all questions, I will do that as well! Moonsault: We'll see about that. We'll see when the time comes... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Feb 26, 2021 15:53:14 GMT
Lightning Pro is back in Kyoto tonight, alongside Wacker Drive Revival, as the joint-promotional effort headlines with a dream match for the ages in Crusher Honda against the Phoenix Rising World Champion, Eri Sentarl! King Bemba and Mr. Moonsault forge a temporary alliance against the Action Pack in the co-main event, and you can expect some of the best action in pro wrestling through the rest of the card! Check it all out tonight at 8:00 PM Central Time on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips---  Textbook Wrestling: Sentarl vs. HondaBy "Textbook" Tim Dwight Hello, this is Tim Dwight, former head trainer in the Dwight Gym, here with World Wrestling Daily Digest to give you a deeper look at one of the most exciting matchups of the year. Tonight, we have two very different competitors meeting, with Eri Sentarl taking the trip to meet Crusher Honda in the main event, and while both women couldn't have more contrasting approaches, they're each dominating in their own way. Here, I'll detail just why their primary finishers are so potent. I'll start off with Crusher Honda. An experienced veteran of the game with a decade to show for it in L-Pro, Honda has a brusing power based attack that she unleashes once her opponent shows a sign of weakness. But nothing is more infamous than her deadly Murder Crush, a fireman carry variant into a side cradle neck drop that has demolished more than its fair share of opposition. Honda often has a considerable size advantage on her foes, and uses it to maximum effect with this move, using a combination of the momentum from swinging them into place, with her own weight pressing into the move to explosively drive the opponent's head into the mat. When you take this into account, it's easy to see why Honda has injured people with this move. I also like to mention that Honda uses some intelligent tactics surrounding the Crush. She often uses the threat of it to set up a fireman carry gutbuster, with the opponent bracing for the Crush, they instead are left open for the alternate option. She'll wrench on the neck with cranking submissions early in the match, and in the late match is entirely willing to use another of her potent head drop options to score a win, simultaniously using those other options as a method to weaken people for the Crush, or mix up the finish. In short, Honda's Murder Crush is not just a finisher, but the center of a well-thought gameplan. Now, for the visitor, Eri Sentarl. While Eri has multiple paths to victory, including her impressive Phoenix Splash, her signature move has to be the Little Phoenix. This is a three quarters headlock setup into a standing backflip DDT, a Shiranui without the corner run, or an Asai DDT, if you will. She follows through into a quick jackknife pin to close out with this move, and it has defeated many larger opponents. One reason for this is that Eri can use their size against them, gaining maximum height and momentum by posting off of them to reach a vertical angle before she drops back down to smash their head into the mat. An impressive list of foes have been knocked out, outright with this move, and with Sentarl's fighting spirit, there have been times where she has salvaged what looked like a losing effort by landing this at just the right time. If they aren't KOed by the move, though, I like that she uses the same quick application of speed and momentum to hook in the jackknife, making the best of her own particular physical attributes once again to secure the pin. For Eri Sentarl, the Little Phoenix isn't just a nickname, it's a move that actually symbolizes the mythical bird of her family's promotion, rising up from the ashes to take the win. Crusher Honda will have to be aware at all times to avoid this move, more than anything else. I think that looking at these two competitors and their signature moves, you see what has to be considered a top grade competitive matchup. Honda's explosive power, Sentarl's violent agility, both dangerous in their own right. This is "Textbook" Tim Dwight, reminding you all to read deeper into the game. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 1, 2021 17:27:24 GMT
Lightning Pro's return to Kyoto was filled with competitive matches, including a standout bonus match, and some outstanding showings in the upper card. RESULTS Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: The Dream Challenge 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, February 26th at the Kyoto Central Gymnasium in Kyoto, Japan Bonus Match ALEXANDER vs. Eiji "Jay" Sato  A match rumored to be on the card in its early form before Hashi-Kinoshita replaced it ended up stealing the whole show in the bonus spot. For more than twenty five minutes, ALEXANDER and Jay Sato stubbornly traded their respective arrays of devastating moves, the Bebop Tiger hitting a corner deadlift German from the second rope early on and stealing the Gordian Drop wheelbarrow driver of ALEXANDER, while the Greek-Japanese leader of Worldwide Conquest was all too happy to utilize his tombstone variations and his Macedonian electric chair german suplex, and nearly submitted Sato late in the match with a big guillotine choke. Even so, Eiji Sato fought through, resorting to several leaping cutters late in the match, the second one finally giving him a hard fought victory. An exceptional match, and one that may well ensure Eiji Sato's contender status going forward. Main Event: The Dream Challenge Eri Sentarl(Phoenix Rising) with Kaelara Sentarl vs. Crusher Honda with Wrecker Yamamoto  This highly anticipated battle for the ages did not hold back on intensity, with Eri Sentarl taking the fight to Crusher Honda with a driven purpose. For her part, Honda seemed to be building up as the match went along, unleashing her vast array of concussive head drops...just before Sentarl hit her signature Little Phoenix asai ddt to knock out her legendary foe. An absolutely shocking finish out of nowhere that demonstrated just why Eri is the unquestioned Phoenix Rising World Champion. The Kings vs. The Pack King Bemba and Mr. Moonsault vs. Ross Malone, Dutch Schwartz and JT Bosco  An outright knock down drag out street fight was what this ended up being, with the action repeatedly spilling outside. And despite being outnumbered, Bemba and Moonsault gave as good as they got, often gaining the upper hand in the full two on three brawls on the floor. Yet, in the end, their superior individual form was not enough, with the Austrian Commando, Dutch Schwartz planting Mr. Moonsault with a high angle chokeslam in the Action Pack corner for the win. Rumika Hashi vs. "Stardust Angel" Kaede Kinoshita  A continuation of their strong Blackrose showings from earlier in the week demonstrated why Kaede Kinoshita is seen as one of the most promising young wrestlers on the L-Pro roster, with her underrated power, impressive agility and more subtle skills all figuring into this one. But Rumika Hashi's well-honed striking and warrior's spirit were able to overcome these factors, with Hashi managing to land a running low angle double knee attack to put her foe away. An excellent match from both wrestlers, and Hashi has to be back in the running for a future Medal shot after this. Apocalyptic Warriors(Masa Tokugawa and Ai Tanaka) vs. Kengo Tamura and "Rookie Killer" Koji Sawada  One of the better matches of the night, as Sawada and Tamura seemed to work well as a team on their first attempt, but the Apocalyptic Warriors were a step above, especially when Tokugawa started landing his signature Apocalypse Knee. However, it would be a dash into a flying cross armbreaker that would result in Masa's submission victory over Kengo Tamura, reminding the Kyoto audience of his superb grappling abilities. Phil Mercury vs. Astro Traveler  A back and forth tug of war, with Astro Traveler landing an absurdly elaborate combination of strikes from every imaginable angle at one point, but Phil Mercury's Sheer Heart Attack corkscrew moonsault would be the deciding factor in the end, giving the Superstar Showman an impressive win. NBNF(The X-Treme Kid, Emerald Santiago, "Total MDK" Taylor Ngyuen and DUDE Smith) vs. The Internationale(Joseph Harpo, Stakhonovite Warrior, Humberto Ortega and Sarita Jean Watkins)  The Internationale seemed to be fighting effectively in this showcase bout, right up until each team's respective powerhouse, DUDE Smith and the Stakhonovite Warrior clashed, resulting in Smith's infamous DUDE-isher fireman carry brainbuster proving superior to Soviet Strength, knocking the Warrior out for an abrupt finish. It should be no surprise if this is just the beginning of new hostilities, rather than the conclusion of old. Elle Barrett vs. Ibrahim Rahman  A perfect example of Ibrahim Rahman's exceptional skillset, as the Tunisian endured the methodical approach of Elle Barrett, only to overwhelm the Action Pack standout with a series of flash pin attempts in the end, culminating in a Sahara Roll rolling cradle for the three count. Rahman may well be proving himself to be a worthy contender for the Victorious Medal in this year. Preliminary Main Event G.P. Christopher and Wrecker Yamamoto vs. The Outlaw, Sam Hall and Tarkhan the Mangler with ALEXANDER  A heavily competitive bout with Hall and Tarkhan dealing more than a little damage, but Yamamoto and GPC were a fluid team, and Christopher would explode with a Roninmaker ripcord lariat on the Mangler to score the win. A staredown took place afterwards between Hall and GPC, with the Outlaw loudly claming that "I'm still taking your medal!" --- Match of the Night: ALEXANDER vs. Eiji Sato -On a night with some excellent matches, including Hashi-Kinoshita and the Bemba/Moonsault-Action Pack war, this match still stood out above the rest, with two of the best pure workers in L-Pro surpassing their expectations with a never say die spirit. Performer of the Night: Eri Sentarl -No doubt about it, this was the most impressive accomplishment of the night, with the Little Phoenix using her eponymous finisher to knock out arguably the most feared wrestler in the entire Critical Alliance. --- Injury Report Stakhonovite Warrior: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension) -DUDE Smith's DUDE-isher fireman carry brainbuster dropped the Warrior hard, and the Soviet powerhouse will miss three months of action in recovery time. Crusher Honda: Undiagnosed Injury (One Month Suspension) -While the medical staff have stated that they believe Crusher Honda suffered a concussion from Eri Sentarl's Little Phoenix asai ddt, Honda would not allow herself to be diagnosed, vehemently arguing with the staff and violently shoving one of the doctors away. As it is, the Senatorial Office has suspended her for a month, as much for her misconduct as for suspected injuries. --- G.P. Christopher: Damn, this is the latest I've ever stuck around the arena, but gotta be responsible, the wonderful ladies of the GPClub can wait. Now, just waiting for Honda to get through her medicals and I'm jumpin' back to the hotel. But yeah, we did well earlier, made a hell of a team, didn't we? Wrecker Yamamoto: We were good team, made them hurt! GPC: I just wish I could have put Sam Hall down hard, but I know you wanted to avenge Honda out there, and dropping Tarkhan did that real well. But now that that's done, you looking to go after the Sentarls, too? Wrecker: No...they...fight with honor. No need for revenge. But things evened now. Beat Kaelara, not even anymore. GPC: Yeah, I'd like to see that match, you and her both would tear that ring down. At least those sisters just want a match, they're not blindsiding people out of nowhere. I still want to take Sam Hall's head and drive it straight into the...you hear that? Wrecker: That is Megumi! Sure enough, a loud commotion is heard from the medical room, shouting in both English and Japanese drawing to a crescendo as a loud crash precedes the door to the room slamming open into the wall, with Crusher Honda stomping out. Crusher Honda: (Translated from Japanese) <You will not "check" me! You can see me! I am standing here! And I will rip off your heads and spit down your throats! Does that sound like what an injured person would be able to do! If not, then I am not injured! And if anyone dares touch me again, I will not just do that! I will rip out your ribs and stick them in your eyes! I will eat your spleen and carve dice out of your teeth! And that will only be the beginning!> Wrecker: <Megumi, you sound well! Let us leave this place and let these miserable little people enjoy their little lives!> GPC: Hey, Honda, just had to check up on things here. Honda: Little man! You know I am unbreakable! GPC: Yeah, you are, just wanted to make sure you didn't bust up the doctors. Besides, hate to say it, but you owe me a free sushi plate now. Them's the breaks when you bet on yourself. Honda: Fleming stopped that too quickly! I was getting back up! I owe you nothing! You owe Honoka and I our meals and then you may return to your hotel! GPC: Wait, there, full stop, official results got your name in the 'L' column, pay up, or I'll pester you until you do! Wrecker: He will! Honda: I should destroy you! But I am used to your annoying presence by now! Come along, and we will find sushi for all! --- King Bemba: I am displeased with this loss, but I see the potential, do you not see it as well? Mr. Moonsault: Yeah, we worked well. Just about came away with the upset. But it's like I said, I got my team, you got yours. I got my D-Team to look out for, and we're both too big to share a side for too long. Bemba: I have come to this decision. I will allow you to bring all of your team with you, provided you bend the knee! Moonsault: I appreciate that. But I'm more about beating the best, at their best, than joining some unbeatable superteam. Bemba: The Royal Court will expand, it is inevitable, and it will grow beyond the restrictive borders of Chicago! You can be a part of this, or you can stand against it! The choice will be yours! You may speak now that you do not want it, but I am a magnanimous ruler, and I will still allow you, and your D-Team to join me! Your final decision will be rendered to me in public at the next event! I await your reasoned response! Moonsault: I just hope you aren't expecting anything more than more of the same... --- Shima Ito: <As Lightning Pro Chairman, I understand all four of you are in consideration for a title shot now. Rumika Hashi, Eiji Sato, Ibrahim Rahman, even you, Sam Hall. Unfortunately for you, the champion selfishly claims the opening spot to defend his Medal, so we cannot give you a shot next month. But there is another option. Golden Touch Promotions could offer you a spot on the card in which to fight for your opportunity to claim the Victorious Medal. It is not my first choice...> Ibrahim Rahman: Perhaps Mr. Bardo's translation is wrong, but you say Golden Touch? Dean Bardo: Yes, that is what he said. Rahman: I am not pleased with this. But I will take this match anywhere. Eiji "Jay" Sato: <I'm cool. The Bebop Tiger's always cool.> Ito: <I am sure that you two have your complaints as well. Speak.> Rumika Hashi: <I do not see why Sam Hall is in this match. He lost tonight and did not earn it as Ibrahim, Eiji and I have.> Sam Hall: Damn you, damn you all, you cowardly bastards! I'm the most feared man in wrestling! And if you think any of you are keeping me out of this match, then you're just provin' that I'm the boogeyman in your closets, you're provin' that I'm the nightmare in your dreams, I'm the most avoided damn contender in all of sports, and I promise that Worldwide Conquest and I will tear up your match, tear down your shows, until you give me what I deserve! Ito: <That will be enough out of you. If you disrupt my shows, you will be ejected from the building by my security!> Hall: Screw your pansy ass security guards, I'll throw them outta the building! Then I'm coming for you, Super Grey Ito! Ito: <That will be enough. My decision is final. Golden Touch, you fight each other, winner faces Christopher next month!> Hall: I'll put you all down! I'll hold the medal! Me! The Outlaw! And then you'll all recognize that me and Worldwide Conquest are unstoppable! Nobody stops an Outlaw, or a Conqueror! Nobody in history's stoppin' both! Nobody, you damn fools, nobody! --- X-Treme Kid: Hey, Harpo, I got two words for you! Joseph Harpo: Dialectical Materialism, I presume. XTK: What in the blue hell is that? Harpo: Ignorance, you live in it, don't you? Clinging to the past like a baby holding onto a blanket for security. You can't let go. And that is why you push back against the inevitable tides of history, against societal authority, against the very zeitgeist itself. Your imbecile may have gone out of his way to have impeded the Stakhonovite Warrior's will to work. But know this; by each, according to his need, by each according to his ability. XTK: All I came here to say is... Harpo: By your need, you require a corrective beatdown. By my ability, I will administer it! XTK: You can suck it as far as I care! Suck it down, asshole! Harpo: Within the confines of the Gulag, you will learn the error of your ways, next month! XTK: You can take your Gulag and suck it! Harpo: I've had enough of this, be prepared, for history will not smile upon your juvenile antics. XTK: And you can smile and suck it, bitch! |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 3, 2021 18:36:48 GMT
The Openweight title is on the line again, as are the SWA Tag Team titles, with big matches with contendership consequences all through a big time card set to air this Friday!   UCSS x SWA: Excellence in Combat8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 5th at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA Main Event: UCSS Openweight Championship Bout Andronicus Turner(C) vs. Winner of Becker vs. TomasiAndronicus Turner has dominantly defended his championship and will seek to do it again against the winner of the opening bout here, with his pure boxing approach up against one of two excellent grapplers. SWA Tag Team Title Bout Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas)(C) vs. All American Athletes(July Eagle and Blan Fleming)Surprisingly, despite coming up short before, the Athletes will now get another shot at the SWA's newly competitive tag division, with Fleming and Eagle taking on the renaissance men of Renacimieno. Pascual and Espadas, arrogant as they may be, have won over many fans with their high octane style and a win here would go a long way towards legitimizing their run with the belts. SWA World Heavyweight Title #1 Contender Bout Karts Rowdy vs. Nature Strange vs. "The Wall" Alex Thompson vs. Trevor DariusThe former champion, a stable leader, a seven foot giant and a holy hooligan all have a chance to earn their shot at Max Bertrand's SWA Heavyweight title at a future date. While Bertrand demolished Karts Rowdy for the belt, the daredevil driver looks to reclaim what was once his, while Nature Strange seeks to remake the essence of the SWA with a win, Alex Thompson has been building momentum since returning from a Hollywood production and Trevor Darius could well steal this one with his audacious techincal skills. UCSS Rules Gang Wong vs. Virgil de BoerWhile this is not stated to be an actual contender bout, few would be surprised to see either winner challenging if Andronicus Turner prevails in the main event. Both Wong and de Boer are phenomenal strikers in their respective styles, with the Shaolin Superstar trending more towards speed and versatility while the Muay Thai Enforcer prefers sheer force and brutality. Of note, Rory Banner is not slated to appear in de Boer's corner, with the Dutchman reportedly requesting to face this match on his own against the former Openweight champion. Red Alert(Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising) and Aoife Daley) vs. Eagle Justice(Anaba Camacho and "Flatfoot" Francine Francis)While both Sterling and Daley have had some setbacks in their individual careers over the last number of months, the two have reportedly been training relentlessly, seeking out a potential opportunity for their shot at Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovics's UCSS Tag Titles. In their way, however, are the formidable duo of Eagle Justice, making for a classic striker vs. grappler theme, in the tag team format. Camacho and Francis will seek to keep this match on the ground as much as possible, and have a strong record as a team. David Houston vs. Oleg MakosThe SWA's Antigravity Kid will put his dazzling abilities up against the Fame Maker, Oleg Makos in this standard rules bout. Houston is as comfortable slamming a foe around as he is taking off from the top rope, and is seen by many as one of the best rising Junior Heavyweight stars in any promotion. Makos, in spite of his reputation for running dubious promotional schemes, does have a solid background in Combat Sambo and an impressive powerlifting record to go with it, with his main weakness being a habit of getting too caught up in his own hype. Canadian Dream Team(Canadian Grizzly(TIPWF) and Allen Hawkins) vs. Thunder Devils(Dag Boomer and "Ringside Thunder" Laurence Holland)Tricked by the All American Athletes into missing out in last month's SWA Tag Title sweepstakes, the Thunder Devils roll back into Los Angeles this time with the Canadian Dream Team in their sights. The Devils have stated that they are owed a title shot at the soonest available moment, and with a win over the Grizzly and Hawkins, will undoubtedly secure one. Even so, the CDT is not to be overlooked, with the excellent execution of both Canadians potentially neutralizing the impact of the Devils and their power attacks. John "Newface" Smith vs. Count SavageThe first of two standard rules matches between the UCSS's most questionable duo and several of the SWA's better workers, with Newface Smith going up against the ever-boastful Count Savage. Smith has been performing solidly for some time now, with an unsuccessful title shot and a number of big knockout wins thanks to his powerbomb. For his part, Savage may come across as a pure charlatan, and there is no denying that he is a master of exagguration, but the Count also has a number of quality wins to his resume, and has to be taken at least partly serious by most foes. UCSS Openweight #1 Contender Bout Jamie Tomasi with Thiago Gracie vs. Sanem Becker with "Big Banter" Rory BannerTwo of the best grapplers in UCSS will open up the event with a chance to move onto the main event. Jamie Tomasi has been an absolute monster on the mat since earning his black belt and with Thiago Gracie shifting more towards a managerial role for his career, is well-placed for a serious run at the top. Sanem Becker is a perpetual contender in the UCSS ranks, a prized member of Rory Banner's Big Banter Brand, and the Turkish-German catch expert could potentially be ready to finally take her game to the next level at this point. Easily one of the most intriguging matchups that UCSS has seen in some time, even without the title implications. --- Andronicus Turner: I'm a man of my word. When I told you all that I'm defending this belt every damn month, I meant what I said. Give me anyone who wants this, anyone who can earn it, and I'll knock them all down, one at a time. I'm here defending the Kronk Gym Legacy, I'm here defending the Sweet Science Society and I'm here to do some damage. Jamie Tomasi's been a beast lately with that black belt of his. That's all cool, but in boxing, only belts we recognize have a gold plate in front. Sanem Becker's got some real skills, but can she stand up and punch with a puncher? Can't clinch up if you're getting beat up. Like I said, anybody who wants this, all they have to do is claim their shot, and I'll show them why they can't measure up against what Emanuel Steward gave me. --- Karts Rowdy: Last time I was in that ring, Max Bertrand suplexed me on my head, over and over again. There's times in motor sports where something malfunctions and you just have to accept that you just can't win. That's what happened there. But if Bertrand or anyone thinks that they saw the last of Karts Rowdy in the main event, then they better get ready to get lapped. Bertrand caught me that day, but he's an even bigger meathead than he looks if he thinks that's even average for what I can bring to the table. Now I just gotta get past The Wall, Darius and Nature Strange, and I'm back in the driver's seat. I like those odds. --- Dag Boomer: Athletes think they got away with screwing us over, taking our wallets, but they better watch their backs! They don't get to do that to the Thunder Devils and get away with it! Laurence Holland: The SWA seems to think they can give the Athletes a title shot, for the titles we would have won, straight up, if we could have made our flights on time. But you see, Dag and I, we don't pull that sort of shit. We don't sneak around, screw with your stuff, take your spots. We jump you right at ringside, right when you've got everything going for you. Boomer: And we put you right into the ground! You're eating Boomer Bombs for dinner and head kicks for dessert! We're coming for you, Athletes! Holland: You can't tell us we didn't warn you, because we're going to make sure we earn our shots the right way, first. Then we're going to make sure we beat you down. I've been security. I don't think SWA security can do anything about what we're going to do. Bring any buddies you want with you when you have your match. We'll beat them down, too. Boomer: You're all going down, on our terms! --- Jamie Tomasi: You know, Thiago, I don't feel so nervous about this, not nearly as much as I did for our match we had for my black belt. Thiago Gracie: Is normal, little boy becomes man with time. Tomasi: Seriously, I just trust my Jiu-Jitsu, my training, everything you taught me, all the work I put in, and I'm ready to get that Openweight title. And I know Andronicus Turner can knock me out real easy, but I'm thinking I have the tougher match with Becker. She isn't lost on the mat. Gracie: She roll good but Jiu-Jitsu better than catch, you win, victory by armbar. Tomasi: Everyone tells me there's no pressure here, because I got a lot of time to get back there if I don't do this, but all I'm telling myself right now, is that this is my time. It's almost as if I need to put some pressure on myself, because I'm too relaxed here. Gracie: No, is no need. Be cool, is good, make win easy. Good for you, good for win when no nervous, nervous make you tired, be cool, be good. Tomasi: I can do that. And call me cocky, but I can get that gold. Gracie: You want it? Take it! Is yours! --- "Big Banter" Rory Banner: This is truly quite simple. We have two bites at the apple upon this upcoming Friday. First, Sanem, you will crush that pitiful little surfer boy to obtain your main event with that one dimensional moron, Turner. Then, Virgil, you wish to stand on your own, then so be it, you will make Gang Wong look like nothing more than the stuntman extra that he always was, is and will be. The Big Banter Brand may have received some setbacks. We may have to deal with that incompetent wanker, Alger in charge. But I have informed you time and time again that we are the very best. There is nothing, I repeat, nothing that can hold back the quality which you possess. Sanem Becker: Tomasi is very good. Turner is very good. But I am better. Banner: That is what I want to hear! If anything, you show too much respect to these common fools. They are nothing but pedestrian nobodies, to be trod upon by titans such as ourselves. Is that not correct, Virgil? Virgil de Boer simply nods, his expression never changing on his sunglass adorned face. Banner: We are the Big Banter Brand! We belong on top of this industry by our own virtues, by our own nature! We are the premium quality, we are the rarified talent, we are the best that exists! And we will have that Openweight title. There is simply no question about it. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 5, 2021 17:34:08 GMT
The Senatorial Office has a card chock full of shoot style action from UCSS and some strong style battles courtesy of the SWA on tonight, starting at 8:00 PM, Central Time. Andronicus Turner has promised to defend his Openweight title every month, and tonight, he will go up against either the skyrocketing Thiago Gracie BJJ prodigy, Jamie Tomasi or the Big Banter Brand's master of the crossface chickenwing hold, Sanem Becker. The SWA Tag Titles are up for grabs, as the new champions, Renacimiento will seek to weather the challenge of the All American Athletes...but with the Thunder Devils lurking in the wings and seeking revenge, this one may be tougher to predict than usual. In addition, a big time four way battle will decide the future challenger for Max Bertrand's SWA Heavyweight title, Red Alert reunites to face Eagle Justice in a match that could find new challengers for the UCSS Tag titles, and much, much more! Catch it all on the Senatorial Streaming Service! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 7, 2021 21:55:19 GMT
Two of the best matches in UCSS history and some big time multi-person matches on the SWA side of things made for an entertaining night in the City of Angels. RESULTS UCSS x SWA: Excellence in Combat 8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 5th at the Doors of Perception in Los Angeles, CA Bonus Match Dangerous Nicholas Alger and the Limbtakers(Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising) and Ruthless Nicole Alger) vs. Jose Santos, Sophia Rodrigues and Abbie Jones  A strong showing by the Limbtakers and the Commissioner, who blatantly set this match up to give his daughter's team a good workout prior to their upcoming title match in Phoenix Rising, and perhaps, to sneak in a little family time as well. The SWA Prestige Division squad was up for the task, going move for move with their UCSS opponents, but in the end, it would be Candace Monroe scoring an impressive win over the Prestige Division champ, Rodrigues following a trademark Kirison Stunner. Main Event: UCSS Openweight Championship Bout Andronicus Turner(C) vs. Jamie Tomasi with Thiago Gracie  Jamie Tomasi demonstrated here that he belongs in the UCSS's main event discussion for time to come, managing to more than hold his own against the dominant champion, and over the duration of this match, would break down Andronicus Turner's arms, to the point that the boxer could not even keep his gloves up in his customary stance. Even so, Turner demonstrated a keen tactical acumen in blocking the back mount armbar following the same entry that led to Sanem Becker's defeat, and would land a desperation headbutt out of an exchange to score the ten count win in defending his belt. While Turner's weaknesses may have been seen here, his ability to fight through them was even more apparent. Six Man Tornado Elimination Match Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas) and Dag Boomer vs. All American Athletes(July Eagle, Blan Fleming and Max Bertrand)  While Laurence Holland was unavailable, thanks to Canadian Grizzly's Sharpshooter, Dag Boomer followed through on the promise to nullify the Athletes's title match. With Max Bertrand stepping in from ringside and Senior Office Referee Raymond Allen Fleming in charge, this quickly became an impromptu six man tornado elimination bout. The action was frenzied and furious from the bell, and it seemed as if the Athletes were ready to dispatch their foes with ease after Oliver Espadas was eliminated by a quick spear from July Eagle. The Modern Olympian did not have much time to celebrate the first elimination of the night, however, as Dag Boomer knocked him out with a hefty front powerslam to even the odds. A superstar elbow from Pascual would take Blanchard Fleming out of the bout, leaving the SWA Heavyweight Champ, Max Bertrand as the sole survivor for his squad. While Bertrand put up a hard fight, it would be one more thunderous Boomer Bomb that would put him down for the count of three, giving Dag Boomer a bit of revenge for last month's antics. SWA World Heavyweight Title #1 Contender Bout Karts Rowdy vs. Nature Strange vs. "The Wall" Alex Thompson vs. Trevor Darius  A competitive contest for a shot at the SWA Heavyweight title, with Alex Thompson dominating early on, only to find himself the first eliminated from the bout. Trevor Darius would be the next out from a Karts Rowdy rollup, and the former champ would soon after dispatch Nature Strange with a Phoenix Splash to climb back up the ladder, seeking to reclaim the belt he previously held. UCSS Rules Gang Wong vs. Virgil de Boer  Possibly the best match in UCSS history. For three rounds, Wong and de Boer demonstrated high level striking skills and athleticism. Wong opened a cut on de Boer in the second round with a punch, clearly getting the best of the Muay Thai Enforcer. At the start of the third, Wong's onslaught continued, with a stolen liver kick and the rapid fire Shaolin Overdrive both coming close to ending the fight. De Boer would make Wong bleed in response with his clinch knees, surviving a flurry of palm strikes before finally managing to force Swingin' Suzie to step in with a series of repeated face stomps. An utterly intense fight that now clearly puts de Boer on a collision course with the Openweight title. Red Alert(Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising) and Aoife Daley) vs. Eagle Justice(Anaba Camacho and "Flatfoot" Francine Francis)  Red Alert were on a mission on their return to UCSS action, and did not let up for a minute against their opponents. Both Leona Sterling and Aoife Daley were in top form, with Sterling's submission skills neutralizing the ground game of Francis and Camacho and during one such scramble, Daley would land a big open handed strike to Francis's head, bringing the match to a quick close by way of knockout. The Bitter Rivals may well meet their match when it comes to the UCSS Tag titles, and soon. David Houston vs. Oleg Makos  Oleg Makos came to compete, but David Houston showed up ready for victory, and it showed. While Makos got in some good shots, Houston countered his best attacks, whether it be the running cazedora stomp, the Fame Maker, or his deadlift bomb, and caught the scammer with a Magistral cradle to close the match out. Canadian Dream Team(Canadian Grizzly(TIPWF) and Allen Hawkins) vs. Thunder Devils(Dag Boomer and "Ringside Thunder" Laurence Holland)  A rollicking back and forth battle between two teams that were driven and motivated, as the Thunder Devils brought the fight early on. The power of Dag Boomer and the heavy kicks of Laurence Holland kept the Dream Team from mounting an effective offence for much of the duration. Even so, Allen Hawkins did well to mount a comeback, and the Canadian Grizzly locked in his signature Dungeon Sharpshooter on Holland for a brutal referee stoppage. The CDT are now in line to challenge for the tag titles, but have they made new enemies along the way? John "Newface" Smith vs. Count Savage  John Smith gave the Count a run for his money, landing a number of superkicks down the stretch(and didn't slap his thigh when he did so), but in the end, Savage was able to hold on, and despite whiffing on some of his biggest strikes, got his rings of saturn variant, the Lethal Lock for the win. UCSS Openweight #1 Contender Bout Jamie Tomasi with Thiago Gracie vs. Sanem Becker with "Big Banter" Rory Banner  No doubt about it, Jamie Tomasi was determined to make it to the main event. Whittling Sanem Becker down with focused armwork, he secured his path to his title shot in the third round with a low single leg trip into a back mount Russian style armbar. --- Match of the Night: De Boer vs. Wong -While Turner vs Tomasi was an exceptional match in its own right, Virgil de Boer and Gang Wong put on a bloody, but skillful exhibition of striking that was as beautiful in execution as it was violent, with the blood and guts of a street fight and the tactics and athleticism of a high end sporting encounter. This could well go in the books as the signature fight to show anyone for an introduction to the promotion. Performer of the Night: Andronicus Turner -Holding on by a thread with his arm visibly worn down from Jamie Tomasi's relentless attack, Andronicus Turner dug deep, pulling off a clutch counter and literally using his head to win directly afterwards, retaining his title thanks to a clutch headbutt. A tough call, with Virgil de Boer, Karts Rowdy and Dag Boomer all making a solid case for their own claim to this award, but Turner's grit and presence of mind earned it. --- Injury Report Laurence Holland: Pulled Lower Back Muscle (Two Month Recovery Time) -A Dungeon Sharpshooter from Canadian Grizzly ended Holland's night early, and will keep him out of action for several months. Francine Francis: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Recovery Time) -Aoife Daley clubbed Francis out of a scramble with an open handed hook to the head, putting the former police detective on the shelf for three months on the Office's concussion protocol. July Eagle: Bruised Rib (Two Month Recovery Time) -The Modern Olympian is somewhat injury prone, perhaps thanks to his rigorous training measures during his Olympic days, and a front powerslam from Dag Boomer not just caused explosive decompression, but also bruised several of his ribs, and Eagle will miss several months as a result. --- Grateful Saeba: I'm aware, you've all seen what happened tonight. Karts Rowdy earned his shot fair and square, and he's going to get it. But I also saw Dag Boomer powerbomb the hell out of the champ tonight, and I can't ignore that. Karts may deserve a singles rematch against Bertrand. But it's not going to be next month, because that's going to be a match between Max Bertrand, Karts Rowdy and Dag Boomer, for the SWA Heavyweight title. And the Canadian Dream Team earned their chance to go for Renacimiento and the SWA Tag Titles. Only an idiot's arguing with me on that. But finally, I saw this Candace Monroe pin our Prestige champ, Sophia Rodrigues. So why not make it a trifecta? Sophia's defending her belt, too, against Monroe. I think that's pretty good for next time. --- Kevin "The Internet" Anderson: This is World Wrestling Daily Digest Editor in Chief, Kevin Anderson, and I'm here with Andronicus Turner, who just successfully defended his UCSS Openweight title against Jamie Tomasi. How do you feel right now, Androncius? Andronicus Turner: You want to know how I feel? I feel like I need to go get my arm looked at. But before anyone goes off to social media saying I'm going to miss my next defense, they can kiss my ass. Because in this game, nobody's ever really a hundred percent. I'm telling you all this right now, I'm defending next month against Virgil de Boer, and I don't care if I have to do that with one damn arm! Anderson: You already fought de Boer in the past and that... "Big Banter" Rory Banner: Step aside, you trifling little pissant and let a real man ask the questions here. Turner: Banner, I don't have time for your shit. Banner: You best make time for the best striker in all of combat sports, when it comes to next month. You see, this man right here, Virgil de Boer is locked and loaded, he is primed and ready, and he is far superior to you in every way. After all, did he not already obliterate you upon your first meeting? Turner: Frazier beat Ali the first time. Didn't happen again. Hasim Rahman punched out Lennox Lewis the first time. Got his ass kicked the second. Banner: Do spare me your excruciating expositions of musty old pugilists. We are living in the here and now, your style is outdated, your credentials are questionable and your ability is undoubtedly lesser than what this man has. Turner: I beat you, didn't I? And I have this shiny belt to show for it. Andronicus Turner shoves the UCSS Openweight belt in Banner's face with his good arm, resulting in Virgil de Boer stepping in between the two, staring Turner right in the eye. With the two facing off, de Boer grabs Turner's arm by the elbow, slowly lowering it away from Banner's face. He glances down at the belt, pointing to it with his other hand, before pointing his thumb back to himself, before walking away without uttering a word. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 9, 2021 19:08:43 GMT
Morgan "Midas" Matthews: Welcome, everyone. Today, I am here to announce what is going to be the event of the year. This is more than anyone truly deserves, but it is what I am magnanimously going to deliver. As a businessman, I believe I am giving away too much, but as a connoseur of the sport, I believe this is something that will draw eyes to our product like nothing else. Anthony Kalb: Just for the record, I should be conducting this on my own, but orders are orders, so here we are and let's get to the first match...  Golden Touch #11: The Best Money Can BuyFollowing the broadcast of All Time Boxing on our timeline on Friday, March 12th at Club Minos in Atlantic City, New Jersey Main Event: Senatorial Office Number One Ranking Bout Valentina Verda(C) vs. King BembaKalb: And at the top of the card, we have a match for the Number One between a technical marvel and the personification of pure force. Valentina is the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight Champion, Bemba is the leader of Bemba's Royal Court, who hold Wacker Drive's trophy, The Loop, and defeated Salvador Sosa in an amazing match to receive this opportunity. Their styles may be far apart, but both are dominant in their own ways, and I can't even begin to predict how this one is turning out. Midas: What we have here is the colorful, flamboyant Valentina Verda, and a man who really should have joined my VIP Club, King Bemba. These are two of the most impressive wrestlers in the Office and I think really, either one would be welcome in my Club, if they choose to accept. Of course, not accepting is unacceptable. Because when someone makes you a deal that people would kill for, you only display your ingratitude and your lack of class. And in those cases, perhaps I should be reviewing the status of their employment. Pan African Championship Bout Jean-Pierre Mutombo(C) vs. "Warbringer" Moustapha NdourKalb: Moustapha Ndour has been on an amazing run over the last few months. Tag champs with Demarcus Browning in multiple feds, beat one of Sakura Pro's legends in Jessie Andrews, and now he's going to try to beat the African Supersensation, Jean-Pierre Mutombo for the Pan African Championship. Good luck, there, while Mutombo may have lost to Valentina to give up the Number One Ranking, he's still one of the Office's most resilient competitors and when he gets on a roll, he generally rolls over anyone he faces. Midas: Who is this Ndour person? Kalb: He's one of your most impressive, successful wrestlers right now. Midas: I don't know him, bump this match down the card. Kalb: JPM is too popular, and this is a title match, I refuse to do that. Midas: You can't refuse when I give an order. Kalb: You want to put me in the co-main event? Midas: Point taken. Card remains as is. Golden Touch VIP Club(John Logan(Warrior Pro) and Young Blood with Morgan "Midas" Matthews) vs. The Capitalists(Anthony Kalb and Kevin Fitsharris with Steve Phillips)Midas: This is simple. My guys will demonstrate why they are the best. You will lose. And former Senator Steve Phillips can watch and weep. Kalb: It's a challenge, and one I'm alright with facing. Midas: And since you and Fitsharris are on salary, I don't have to pay you more for this. Kalb: There is that. But hey, if we win, we get to throw a big wrench in your plans, don't we? Midas: If you win, you fight Colossus next month. Kalb: There is that, too...not going to make me hold back, though. Kaelara Sentarl with Eri Sentarl(Phoenix Rising) vs. Wrecker Yamamoto with Crusher HondaKalb: And here, we have the inverse of a match that we had on the last Lightning Pro show. Where Eri Sentarl beat Crusher Honda, now we'll see if Kaelara Sentarl can beat Wrecker Yamamoto. Midas: Why is this match on my card when the premium matchup was in Japan? Kalb: Because they demanded that match for that show, specifically. And this is the follow-up from that one. Midas: I don't care. If we have a World Champion here on my card, she should be competing, not her lesser sister. And Crusher Honda is a bigger name than the other one. Kalb: It's a fresh matchup, and Kaelara Sentarl is a star in her own right, she's traveled around the world, held her own in AAW's hardcore insanity, hits hard for her size. A lot of fans want to see this match, and now. Midas: I'd take your word on that, if I thought it was worth anything. Lightning Pro Victorious Medal #1 Contender Over the Top Royale The Outlaw, Sam Hall vs. Rumika Hashi vs. Eiji "Jay" Sato vs. Ibrahim RahmanMidas: And this match! It's a bunch of nobodies! Why are we doing L-Pro another favor! I need to call up Shima Ito and tell him that my Golden Touch programs are not his dumping grounds! Kalb: Four of the most exciting, dynamic stars of the promotion are in this match. Sam Hall is a reckless, unpredictable brawler, Rumika Hashi can kick as well as she can fly, Bebop Tiger Jay Sato is light on his feet and has some of the best suplexes in the game and the Tunisian Nomad is a top three technician in any fed. Midas, you might not care, but this is the sort of match that makes a show work, damnit Featured Talent The Notorious EFM
Virgil de BoerMidas: And this Virgil kid seems to have something going for him, since I've seen him a lot lately, and he's always winning. Might be someone worth looking into... Kalb: And I promised Fitsy's kids that the EFM is going to wrestle on Friday, so I'm happy to say that this time, it's a done deal. No bonus matches canceled because Colossus Rhodes and Young Blood took too long beating up their jobbers...and maybe that's why I'm not scared of either of them right now. If String Bean could go the distance with Rhodes, why can't I give him hell? Midas: Enough of that. This Friday, I expect all of you to show up and watch on the Senatorial Streaming Service. You don't get to see a card like this too often, especially on the price point at which it is offered. This is my generous gift to you, the fans, and you best take advantage of it.[/b][/b] |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 12, 2021 18:57:08 GMT
Quick Quips with Fast EddieBy "Fast" Eddie Edison So you know by now that I don't like to take my time and do things the slow old ways. I give you my Quick Picks at the speed you need. And today, I managed to interview a bunch of people for tonight's big Golden Touch event, airing live on the Senatorial Streaming Service after the conclusion of some boxing. Now while I personally would love to discuss the fisticuffs, WWDD wants me to, if you can believe it, talk about wrestling. So I got out my old address book and I managed to do a bunch of interviews for some of the major players for tonight's event. Of course, me being me, you end up getting straight to the point, two questions, max. So if you want to know what's going on, just stay tuned: "Fast" Eddie Edison: Valentina Verda, you have a bit of a split reputation in the ring. One half of you is the over the top colorful leader of the EWO, and the other is the horrifyingly effective technical wizard. How do you combine those two sides? Valetina Verda: It's simple, dear, to make it look this easy, I work real hard behind the scenes, every day, no exception. Don't think I don't roll with some of the best in the world, from Lucha Libre, from your amateur wrestlers, from the kinky catch people, to the Jiu-Jitsu gyms. So, when the lights are on and the stage is set, I can just be me out there, and let my training do the talking for the results! Edison: I'd ask about just why the catch wrestlers are kinky, but I don't think I want to know. Anyway, tonight, you're up against King Bemba, who has a reputation for being a bruising powerhouse. What happens if you can't catch him in one of your flash pins? Verda: Eddie, there's never been a man I couldn't catch, one way or another! Edison: Well, that's certainly a bold claim, if I say so myself. --- Edison: King Bemba, you beat Salvador Sosa in one of the best matches I've seen in a long time to earn this chance. Even though you've been Number One before, do you think you're in the best form of your career at this point? King Bemba: I am ready to climb back up to take what is rightfully mine! And I have always been ready for this! I do not agree that I am better than I was, because I have always been a true King! Edison: If say, you do win tonight, and if your old rival, Jean-Pierre defends his Pan African Championship successfully, are you open to another rematch? Bemba: Let someone else fight Mutombo for this time! He has beaten me before, but he knows I can destroy him as well! I need new opponents! Edison: A fair answer, I think. --- Edison: Senator Steve Phillips, it is... Steve Phillips: Actually, if I may correct you here, I am the former Senator, Steve Phillips, for I no longer can claim possession to my erstwhile seat in our august and revered body of legislators. Do proceed, good sir. Edison: Mr. Phillips, you don't really get along with Midas, but you'll be across the ring from him. How tempted will you be to run over and kick him in the face? Phillips: The spotlight should be focused upon the participants within the ropes, rather than their support structures outside of them. Edison: Deflected like a real politician, sure you aren't in the game anymore? Phillips: Let the words I have not spoken answer your question, loud and clear. --- Edison: Jean-Pierre Mutombo, you're up against the fastest rising star in the game, the Warbringer, Moustapha Ndour. How does that feel? Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Greetings and salutations, Mr. Eddie! I feel very good about fighting against such an exciting young star! Mr. Moustapha has everything to be the big shot in all of the professional wrestling! But he will not defeat me and take my Pan African Championship without beating me for it! Edison: Can he? JPM: He very well can! But you should know by now that is not the question you should be asking yourself! The question is if he will, and that is something that will be answered only on tonight when we give the fans the show that they deserve! --- Edison: Moustapha, you have had a hellova run lately, winning tag titles around the world, beating Jessie Andrews in Sakura Pro, you and Demarcus Browning have been incredible. Where does it go from here? I mean, you're almost at the very top of the world already! Moustapha Ndour: Winning is fun, I keep winning, and I want to win more. I win all the big things, and what's wrong with doing that now? Coach K says accomplishments bring confidence. I want to have so much confidence that I think I can do anything! Edison: If you can beat JPM, you have to think you're some sort of a superman if that's true. But speaking of Coach K, everyone knows you're a big Duke lover. Any thoughts about how bad they've been? Ndour: If you are trying to make me angry right now, you are doing a good job! Don't worry, I will take it out on Jean-Pierre tonight so I can get another title and dedicate it to the next season being better than this one! --- Catch it all tonight, with All Time Boxing #21 starting at 8:00 PM, Central Time on the Senatorial Streaming Service, and Golden Touch #11 directly afterwards! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Mar 12, 2021 19:30:08 GMT
An impromptu press conference was held today in front of Club Minos ahead of tonight's Golden Touch show. Paco Pequeno is at the podium with John Logan standing right beside him.... |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 15, 2021 19:01:32 GMT
A strong night for the best in the Office with an absolutely tremendous surprise match in the early show that set the standard for the rest to follow. RESULTS Golden Touch #11: The Best Money Can Buy Following the broadcast of All Time Boxing on our timeline on Friday, March 12th at Club Minos in Atlantic City, New Jersey Bonus Match Daniel Ness vs. Gunny Lee Hart  A big win on the independent circuit earned the Dwight Gym head trainer a bonus match for Golden Touch, and Daniel Ness made the most of his time, putting on a mat clinic against a fellow mat master in Gunny Lee Hart. While Hart was up for the challenge, he was not ready for a cheap shot into a three quarter nelson cradle that led to his defeat. Main Event: Senatorial Office Number One Ranking Bout Valentina Verda(C) vs. King Bemba  A thrilling contest that demonstrated both the sheer force of Bemba's arsenal as well as the guile and craft of Verda. Bemba did not hold back, coming close to the win at one point with the Royal Annihilation double powerbomb death valley bomb combination, and hitting it again on the outside, but Verda's will would match his own, nearly earning the win with a flurry of flash pin attempts. While conventional tactics have proven nearly impossible to defeat Bemba, it was Verda's willingness to go outside the box that would do so. A surprise liplock on the outside visibly infuriated the Ugandan, so shortly after, the Virtuoso Exotico would again slap the hold on in the ring, resulting in a humiliating submission loss for the Destroyer. Valentina Verda has largely managed to turn back all viable threats to the Number One at this point with such a victory, and one has to wonder what comes next for the top spot in the organization. Pan African Championship Bout Jean-Pierre Mutombo(C) vs. "Warbringer" Moustapha Ndour  An outstanding slugfest, with Ndour seemingly going move for move with Mutombo, but the African Supersensation would remind the Warbringer and the Office fans just why he is still worthy of the Pan African Championship with a seemingly ill-advised mid match dance leading to a blistering series of moves with his Unifier brainbuster side slam leading right into a Supersensational Drop for the win. Golden Touch VIP Club(John Logan(Warrior Pro) and Young Blood with Morgan "Midas" Matthews and Paco Pequeno) vs. The Capitalists(Anthony Kalb and Kevin Fitsharris with Steve Phillips)  The team of John Logan and Young Blood has been at the breaking point over the last month, but they still managed to entirely outclass the Capitalists, with an extended brawl on the outside culminating in Logan obliterating Kevin Fitsharris with his deadlift Logan's Run arm hooked brainbuster directly in front of Steve Phillips, much to the delight of Midas Matthews. Kaelara Sentarl with Eri Sentarl(Phoenix Rising) vs. Wrecker Yamamoto with Crusher Honda  While outsized, Kaelara Sentarl did not back down one inch during this matchup, taking the fight to Wrecker Yamamoto and nearly giving back as good as she got. However, it was not quite enough, as Yamamoto was able to eventually connect with her Wrecking Ball running(or really, jogging) dropkick to score the three count to bring this hard fought contest to a close. Lightning Pro Victorious Medal #1 Contender Over the Top Royale The Outlaw, Sam Hall vs. Rumika Hashi vs. Eiji "Jay" Sato vs. Ibrahim Rahman  With Sam Hall and Rumika Hashi ejected from the match, each under two minutes, this became a de facto singles match between Jay Sato and Ibrahim Rahman for the #1 contendership, Rahman's technicality dominating long stretches, Sato's explosiveness giving him a few moments, but it would be the Tunisian Nomad walking away after catching his last foe with a jackknife pin. The Notorious EFM vs. Johnny Warning(Sakura Pro)  Reportedly this was originally scheduled to be a Dr. Q visit to Club Minos, but instead, Johnny Warning made the trip over from Sakura Pro. And very few will have any complaints about the results, as the Notorious EFM and Warning put on a tremendous match that demonstrated the top notch skillset of Warning as he worked El Froggy Original over, survived several Frog Fifty splashes and earned the win with a crushing full nelson suplex. Warning has clearly proven himself to be one of the best prospects in any fed with this match. UCSS Rules Virgil de Boer vs. String Bean  A no-nonsense showing for Virgil de Boer who continues his win streak as of late, defeating String Bean with a second round ten count knockout, his knee rush attacks never looking more effective. --- Match of the Night: Notorious EFM vs. Johnny Warning -A top notch surprise showing that may well have been Johnny Warning's big break, going move for move with a legend and coming out ahead. On a night with solid matches up and down the card, this one narrowly beat out the main event for this honor. Performer of the Night: Valentina Verda -Defeating King Bemba to clear out the top threats to the Number One made Verda the clear answer for this one. --- Injury Report Kevin Fitsharris: Moderate Concussion (Three Month Medical Suspension) -John Logan's deadlift arm hook brainbuster dropped Fitsharris on the unforgiving floor, head first, and as such, the Capitalist will be desk bound for the foreseeable future --- Senatorial Office Rankings for March '21[Singles] #1: Valentina Verda (Last Month: #1) A win over King Bemba took away yet another top level threat to the top ranking in the Office, with Verda clearly in the driver's seat going forward. A looming challenge from Colossus Rhodes could be a threat for Verda's reign, both as the TIPWF Lone Star Heavyweight champ and as the Number One, but for now, the Virtuoso Exotico remains on top. #2: Jean-Pierre Mutombo (Last Month: #3) JPM moves up a spot for his easy handlings of Jimmy Jack Walker and Moustapha Ndour, and is still considered in the elite tier of the Office. His continued claim to the Pan African Championship has kept the former promotion's diaspora roster relevant on Golden Touch shows and his presence continues to elevate the deepest roster in the Office in the TIPWF. #3: Hobo Harry (Last Month: N/A) The Hobo has secured a successful reign with the PEWA Extreme title by beating a strong challenge from Luke Powers and shows no signs of slowing down from his 2020 career renaissance. Remarkably, Harry has finally stepped into the role of the ace for the promotion, through hard work and outstanding performances. #4: Andronicus Turner (Last Month: N/A) Nobody can deny that the UCSS Openweight Champion has elevated the belt, thus far holding true on his promise to defend his belt on a monthly basis, and has shown an admirable ability to impose his boxing style even against pure grapplers like Jamie Tomasi or hybrid fighters like Candace Monroe. Turner has promised not to challenge for the top ranking until he loses the Openweight title, but continued success at this pace may not give him a choice, sooner than later. #5: G.P. Christopher (Last Month: #5) The King of the Openers cruises along as the Victorious Medal champ, and never fails to show up in his Preliminary Main Event spot for L-Pro programs. While GPC has not been able to rise back up towards a challenge at the Number One, he still quietly remains one of the most dominant forces in the Office in his own right. [Tag] #1: The Warbringers (Demarcus Browning(Blackrose/Sakura) and Moustapha Ndour) (Last Month: N/A) A month's time has brought a lot of change for this dynamic duo, having earned and lost tag gold in Sakura Pro and having defeated the legendary Bingo Hall Mutants in the PEWA, and each earning signature singles wins. Ndour was on the bubble for the Top Five on his own, and Browning has been a force in his own right. An easy choice for the top spot, and it's tough to imagine that another team will surpass them in a month, for their combination of quality and quantity of wins. #2: Dynasty Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin, La Relampaga(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe) (Last Month: #2) Technically, the Black Star Cyclones alone were #2 on the last month, but with the addition of Relampaga to the mix, the trio earned gold in the TIPWF, while Al-Amin and Dogboe remain the Pan African Tag Champions. Easily one of the best teams in any promotion right now with their speed and intelligence, in any configuration. #3: Renacimiento(Leonardo Pascual and Oliver Espadas) (Last Month: #3) The Renaissance pair remain in the third spot with a thrilling battle against the All American Athletes with Dag Boomer on their side. Pascual and Espadas must legitimize their reign eventually with the inevitable return of the Vanishing, but have done well for now to prove their worth as headliners on the SWA front. |
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Mar 17, 2021 21:12:27 GMT
After his Golden Touch Match, John Logan and Paco Pequeno cut a promo meant to be posted on the Senatorial Office website.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 17, 2021 21:39:09 GMT
Teaming with their longtime sponsor, the PEWA hosts the King of Steaks Invitational this Friday, with five outsiders taking on established PEWA talent with the winners competing for the grandiose prize: free cheese steak for a year. In addition, Running Diamond Cutter Man continues his run with the Ruler of the Road and several big contender matches take place, including a Hellfire Explosion confrontation between two old rivals.  PEWA: King of Steaks Invitational '218:00 PM (CT) on Friday, March 19th at the Halcyon Ballroom in Philadelphia, PA Main Event: PEWA Extreme Title #1 Contender Bout: Hellfire Explosion Match P-Dogg vs. Bodybreaker BrownTwo PEWA Originals meet in a fifteen minute Hellfire Explosion match for the main event, with the winner going on to earn a shot at Hobo Harry and the PEWA Extreme title in the near future. The original champ for the promotion, P-Dogg has managed a number of strong wins as of late, beating Kengo Tamura and the Masked Maniac IV, while Bodybreaker Brown managed his own return to form with wins over Mina Fitsharris and Tomas the Tiny Giant. Persistent rivals over the course of the promotion's twenty plus year run, these two veterans of the deathmatch will once again spill blood amidst the barbed wire and risk the wrath of the Hellfire Explosion for a chance to reclaim their dominance in the ring. King of Steaks Invitational Winner's Royale Winners of the Invitational MatchesThe five winners of the Invitational matches will earn a chance to compete in this over the top royale, with the winner earning free cheese steak meals for a year from Pat's King of Steaks, the PEWA's long time sponsor. Ruler of the Road Title Bout Running Diamond Cutter Man(C) vs. SkuraiThe RCDM, Jose Marin has been nothing short of dominant ever since he won the Ruler of the Road title from Big Clay Hurst. Now, he will not just defend the PEWA's secondary championship, but also his reputation as the Cutter King of the PEWA as he goes up against Skurai, the Hardcore Ninja. The Running Diamond Cutter and the Ninja Ambush both have claimed a number of victims in recent months, with Marin's approach of overwhelming opponents with a storm of cutters contrasting with Skurai's sneakier setup for his own leaping cutter. PEWA Extreme Tag Title #1 Contender Bout Powers and Fury(Luke Powers and Jack Fury) vs. Tough Guys(The Equalizer and Anwar Omar)After several failed singles title shots on last month's program, Powers and Fury reunite to take on the surging duo of the Tough Guys. The legendary Sturgis bouncer and the Somalian fisherman have forged an unlikely alliance, but one that has been undeniably effective, but against the firepower of two former champions, Omar and Equalizer will be tested to their limit. Either way, the winners here will have their work cut out for them, as they go up against the top team in the Senatorial Office, the Warbringers, if they hope to stake their claim for the PEWA Extreme Tag titles. King of Steaks Invitational The Hindu Sheik(CAWF) vs. Killer King Jones(TIPWF)CAWF's iconic hardcore warrior shows up in a Senatorial Office ring for the first time as he takes on a PEWA Original on loan in Killer King Jones. The Sheik has still remained a top competitor with the new generations in his home promotion and while Jones has been relegated to a support role in the Rudo Army, focusing as much on airplane spins as anything as of late, his fearsome nature is never far from the surface and his Eritrean Head Cannon is still a destructive finisher. King of Steaks Invitational Mercy Devine(Evergreen) vs. Mina FitsharrisTwo ladies who are no stranger to no holds barred brawls will face off here, with the Evergreen head honcho going up against the Wild Woman. Although some believe Fitsharris has been on a bit of a slide over the last year, one can be sure that she and Devine will undoubtedly hold nothing back in this contest. King of Steaks Invitational: Light Tube Deathmatch Russian Deathmetal(Blackrose/Sakura Pro) vs. Tomas the Tiny GiantCult favorites in their promotions, Russian Deathmetal and Tomas are proof that wins and losses matter far less than the impression one makes along the way. This is not to say that either are bereft of their own signature victories, but Deathmetal's iron sickle and Tomas's trademark light tube smashes are as much a draw as any title, and one can be assured that both will almost certainly be on full display here, with both competitors agreeing to stock the lights within the ring. King of Steaks Invitational Big Clay Hurst(Wrestle Parade) vs. Da OutsiderA former Ruler of the Road goes up against the Miami Mauling Machine in what promises to be a powerhouse clash as Big Clay Hurst and Da Outsider go head to head. Outsider, a grizzled veteran even in the beginning days of the PEWA may not keep up a regular schedule, but is still capable of doing damage when he does make it to the ring, while Clay Hurst is seen by many as one of the best big man performers in the entire business. King of Steaks Invitational Nightmare Clown(Lucha POWER) vs. Bath Salts ZombieThe ever-unpredictable Nightmare Clown will seek a televised victory here as he goes up against the mind-melted mainaic in the Bath Salts Zombie to open up the Invitational portion of the broadcast. Although the Clown may have a lopsided record, there is no question that he has the ability to trouble any foe. And with the erratic mindset of the Zombie, this could well be the perfect opportunity. |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Mar 19, 2021 19:30:30 GMT
Just a quick reminder that the PEWA King of Steaks Invitational is tonight on the Senatorial Streaming Service at 8:00 PM Central Time. In addition to the invitational event, there's two big contender matches and a Ruler of the Road title bout all lined up, so do be sure to check it out! www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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