The Senatorial Office: Open for Business!!

RESULTS

Santana Family Wrestling x TIPWF: Advent of the Amphibian
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday, October 23rd at the Beltway Hippodrome in Washington, DC

Bonus Match
Neon Knights(Holy Diver and Supernaut) vs. Rudo EX(Itzcotal Hernandez and The New Humanity)

The greatest team in Office history took on a pair of heavy hitters in this bonus match, with Itzcoatl Hernandez managing to rip Supernaut's face open through a gap in his helmet, and New Humanity hitting his incredible Deadly Go Around early on. The Neon Knights held on, engaging in some nearly surreal exchanges on the outside, fighting back into the match with grit and technique, with Supernaut eventually hitting two back to back twisting sentons off the top to pin Hernandez.

Main Event: Interim Dominican Golden Championship Bout
Dungeon Dominguez(Lucha POWER)(C) with Paco Pequeno(Lucha POWER and El Experto vs. Felix Santana III with Salvador Sosa and Felix Santana Jr.

An astoundingly strong showing for Felix Santana III, who repeatedly suplexed Dungeon Dominguez out of the ring, survived the bulk of his potent offence and seemed en route to a thrilling victory when Paco Pequeno and El Experto saw fit to intervene, blocking Raymond Allen Fleming from attending to multiple pinning attempts late in the match. Felix went into survival mode at that point, allowing Dominguez to hit his signature double arm piledriver, running clothesline and standing moonsault combination to retain the Interim title, as the crowd booed and the corner of Sosa and Felix Jr. raged.

TIPWF Lone Star Trios Championship Bout
High Plains Drifters(Marcos Angulo, Walt Callahan and Johnny Sixname)(C) vs. Cogburn Ranch(Cowboy Johnston, Duke Cogburn and Generalissimo Kool Q with Hailey Comet)

Anyone who expected a rough and tumble brawl did not experience any disappointment with this wild fight of a match. Both sides fought proudly, with some great teamwork on both ends. Hailey Comet made her first public showing in the Office since giving birth to her child, standing in the Cogburn corner, and was well rewarded for doing so, as she witnessed her father, Duke Cogburn catching Walt Callahan with the classic Badman Sleeper to win the TIPWF Lone Star Trios belts for the Ranch. The Drifters did not disappoint for their part, and both teams shared a mutual display of respect following the match.

El Froggy Mask II Debut
El Froggy Mask vs. Felice Santana

Felice Santana was in strong form here, looking to play the spoiler to the new Froggy Mask's debut. She came close on multiple occasions, with the double lotation off the top and a mini-Santana Sky among other moves, but El Froggy Mask held on, before catching her with a rana jackknife pin that he reportedly calls the Tadpole Roll.

Prove It Match
Valentina Verda vs. Roland Chang III

Roland Chang III was less than two minutes away from managing this one, but having been overwhelmed by Verda's relentless technical approach, trying to fight off an onslaught of flash pin attempts that wore the Modern Day Wrangler down took its toll, and a cazadora rollup would put an end to RC III's current hopes at a title challenge.

The Return of Roland
Roland Chang Jr. with Roland Chang Sr. vs. Martina Martinez with Vice Versa

A solid return to action for Roland Junior, who didn't miss a beat since his suspension, getting the best of the mat exchanges with Martina Martinez, controlling the pace and eventually pinning the Mixed Martial Exotico with the Roland (gedo) Clutch.

Lil' Lariato vs. Canadian Grizzly with Megan Chabot

A true back and forth battle between two of the best and most popular competitors in the game, with Grizzly continually spoiling Lariato's momentum with his well-schooled approach. For his part, the Houston rapper managed to thwart the dreaded Dungeon Sharpshooter repeatedly, refusing to tap out when it was locked in and survived an Owen Driver as well, before managing to hit one more head hold lariat to take the victory close to the half hour mark.

Felix Santana Sr. vs. Poison Froggy Mask

Poison Froggy Mask unleashed his toxic anger on El Jefe for much of this match, keeping Felis Senior on his back heel, working his leg over, and landing multiple stomps including his trademark rope hanging Venom Stomp. However, Felix Santana Sr. managed to weather the storm, landing a top rope splash to take the win, with PFM throwing a minor fit on his way to the back.

The Mallard(MWWC) vs. Moonman

A match dominated for the most part by Moonman, but the Mallard held on, long enough to land a knockout victory by means of a thunderous Phoenix Splash. This marks the second big win for the Mallard in a row on SFW-TIPWF broadcasts, and the MWWC product is only looking to solidify his spot as a mainstay with his showings.

Calista Vargas(Phoenix Rising) vs. La Axolotl

Anyone looking for a solid showing from Calista Vargas has yet to be disappointed with her Office visits, no exception here as Vargas neutralized the bulk of La Axolotl's attack and finished her with the classic rana bomb.

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Match of the Night: Dominguez vs. Santana III
-The Interim Dominican Golden Championship bout was as good as it gets, with Felix III putting on an inspired performance, only falling short due to outside interference, while Dungeon Dominguez looked as intimidating as ever. Special mention must be made for Lariato-Grizzly, the Trios title match and the Neon Knights-Rudo EX matches, all which delivered, above and beyond.

Performer of the Night: El Froggy Mask
-A strong debut for the new Froggy, who looked leaps and bounds better than he did under the Jumperman mask.

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Injury Report

Moonman: Bruised Ribs (Two Month Medical Suspension)
-A Phoenix Splash from the Mallard ended Moonman's night early, and with several bruised ribs as a result, he'll spend several months on the shelf to get back to 100%.

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Following the show, Felix Santana Senior took a walk outside in the back of the Beltway Full Contact Martial Arts Center, but could not avoid his grandson, son and Salvador Sosa, as they sought him out.

Felix Santana III: Rematch! Book it!

Salvador Sosa: (Translated from Spanish) <That was not how that should have gone down. You owe the man a rematch, and one with everyone banned from ringside.>

Felix Santana Junior: <You saw what happened, I know you're as angry as we are, let's get back at them next time!>

Felix III: I'll drop him right on his head next time! Just don't let me see that bastard, Paco again, or I'll go after him first!

Felix Santana Senior: No.

Felix III: What do you mean, "no?"

Felix Senior: I mean no, as in, no rematch.

Felix Junior: <Come on, papa, this is an easy call, the easiest call.>

Felix Senior: <I already set up the next one. El Froggy Mask fights Canadian Grizzly in the opener. Winner faces Dominguez.>

Sosa: <Come on...come on! This is the sort of bull that made me take the Rudo Army up against you! This man here, your grandson should have won. He would have won, if that little drug lord's lackey didn't stick his skinny neck where it didn't belong! He shouldn't even be there at all! Experto, I hate his guts, but he's got history here, he's not an outright criminal, just a self-absorbed headcase! I tell you what, I do not want to come back with my belt and have to see that little pipsqueak at ringside.>

Felix Senior: <Do you think I want to see either of them on my show? I am told that I have to allow him at ringside if I am to book Dominguez! It disgusts me! But I need to have someone get that belt! Grandson, you tried your best, but sometimes it takes more. As for El Froggy Mask or the Canadian Grizzly, they have been top stars. Grizzly works around the world, Froggy Mask is the future, they are the best choices now.>

Sosa: <Don't get me wrong. I want the Grizz to get his chance. But it's got to be the right place and the right time. And just as I would let you know if you screwed over a Rudo Army member like him, I want to tell you that you are doing the same for your own family. Grizz lost his match tonight. This new Froggy won one match. One. Match. And you think he deserves it over a man who rightfully should be celebrating with the Interim belt? You've supported me through my injuries, more than you ever had to. I consider your son here to be a good friend, and someone I trust. But all I see here is that you're screwing over your own family because you think Froggy II is going to be your big money maker. Personally, I hope Grizz taps him out in a minute, and gets that belt off Dominguez. And then, I promise, between him or me, whoever unifies when I come back, our first defense is against this man right here. No interference, no bull.>

Felix Senior: <Are you done yet?>

Felix III: Forget this, you want to make this work? Make this a three way match. Or throw in whoever the hell you want, I'll just drop them all on their heads!

Felix Junior: <That makes sense, why not make it happen?>

Felix Senior: Hmph...I'll consider it.

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Walt Callahan: Congratulations, you old son of a bitch.

Duke Cogburn: Much appreciated, you crusty bastard!

Walt: We had ourselves a hell of a fight out there, didn't we?

Duke: We certainly did.

Walt: You know I keep my word. Whether you bring them in or go after them. The Drifers and I will support you either way.

Duke: Reckon I don't really care either way we face them. But the sentiment's appreciated, however it goes.

Walt: The Jackson Hole Outlaws have been asking for it.

Duke: I know it'd be mighty satisfying to clamp a Badman Sleeper down on Doc's neck, after everything he's done and said.

Walt: Well, I know that didn't feel especially good on mine. You're riding tall in the saddle again now.

Duke: Maybe I was just feeling a bit lucky tonight...

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Roland Chang Junior: Damn, just when I thought we were going to have ourselves a real celebration tonight, you just had to go out there and ruin things again! I kicked ass and showed that none of those so-called martial arts work against the tried and true Chang Family approach! I made that Martina squeal like a pig and howl like a dog!

Roland Chang Senior: Son, you did well, but I do believe you are overstating things just a bit, there.

Chang Junior: Hah! If anything I'm understating it! I came, I saw, I conquered Martina Martinez!

Chang Senior: I would suspect that my own son was going senile, if I didn't already know that you have always been this way.

Chang Junior: But my kid, the "Modern Day Wrangler" can't even last a short little match before he gets pinned by that freak show! Just like he lost to that Dixie Cup looking varmint! Just like he lost to about everyone else before that! By the way, Cup Pants over there can keep my name out of his mouth going forward, if he doesn't want to get himself folded in half with a Wrangler Lock! I heard what he said, and if he thinks he's fit to tie the laces on my boots, he's got his head stuck so far up his ass that he's got verbal diarrhea!

Chang Senior: Why your mind goes to those places, I will never understand.

Roland Chang III: I'm not mad.

Chang Junior: Well, you sure as hell should be!

Chang III: I'm not mad, because I just talked to Walt Callahan.

Chang Junior: And you got yourself a title match anyway, is that what you're telling me?

Chang III: Something better.

Chang Senior: No, this is not good, is it?

Chang III: A match with you, dad.

Chang Junior: You want to face me! You have to earn it!

Chang III: It's already booked.

Chang Junior: Then you face the old man first, beat him, then I whip you like a racehorse down the stretch!

Chang Senior: Leave me out of this one, if you please.

Chang III: I don't really care that you talk. I've heard you run your mouth my whole life, and it doesn't bother me. I don't really care that you get our family into needless fights all the time. Really, I kinda almost enjoy them...sometimes. I don't want this fight to shut you up. I want it to prove to myself that I'm not just a kid working his way up anymore. You're damn straight I'm pissed that I couldn't beat Valentina, and that I lost like that. But that's what happens to most everyone who takes on that matchup. Least I didn't lose like Cowboy did. I'm not happy with my record in the Grand Ascension. But I'm proud of how I've done in it. Maybe I wasn't ready for the Lone Star, just yet.

Chang Junior: What kind of a damn blasted attitude is that? "Maybe I wasn't ready," stop your caterwauling before I puke! You're a Chang! You're born ready! But you aren't ready to deal with what you just got yourself into! Don't blame me when you ruin the rest of your career trying to challenge someone you'll never be prepared for! You got a month and a half before I smash you into tiny little pieces! And don't think I wont! Doesn't matter who's out there, I never hold back!

Chang III: Um, it's not going to be that long. I got this booked for Golden Touch, not our own show.

Chang Junior: Going for the big dollar stage, are we? Ol' Midas better batten down the hatches and warn the people, because this isn't going to be something you want the feeble and the innocent to see!

Chang III: What, you getting Wrangler Bombed into the mat?

Chang Junior: Oh, you want to talk now? Who won tonight? Who won?

Chang Senior: I know I certainly lost, if anything is certain...

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El Froggy Mask: I'm hyped to win my first match and humbled to carry on the legacy of the Froggy Mask! <I want my fans in the Dominican to know that I hope to see them in person some day, sooner than later!> I want the Notorious EFM to know that I am grateful that he passed this along to me, and to Felix Santana for trusting me. Felice Santana, you are amazing out there, and I am sure we will have many more matches!

Froggy: Now, next time, I will face Canadian Grizzly for a chance to take the Interim Dominican Golden Championship from Dungeon Dominguez! I do not take it for granted that I will beat a great competitor like Grizzly, but if I do, I hope I can now get revenge for EFM, and proudly bring the Interim championship back to Santana Family Wrestling and the Home Team! The journey of ten thousand hops has started today with a great jump, but I hope to make an even greater leap going ahead!

G.P. Christopher: That's right, I'm back in my Preliminary Main Event where I belong. Took that match on short notice against JPM, and by short notice, I mean, I got told by Midas's people that was going down a few hours before showtime. Now, you people know me, I don't turn down a challenge, even on short notice...even outside my spot on the card. Fair play to Jean-Pierre, he was the better man, beat me fair and square, I'll be rooting for him to run Young Blood down. But if anyone thinks that has anything to say regarding my match on Friday, they've got to readjust their perception. Now, I got Wrecker up for the challenge. Everyone knows I got a soft spot for her and Crusher, I get where others might have some issues, but I never personally had a problem with either. No offence to White Hot, but I'm hoping the Duo get their belts. And I like personally that I'm able to give Wrecker the chance at this Victorious Medal that she's deserved for a long time. It's only a shame she's gotta go up against a badass like me for it! Hey, just because we're cool doesn't mean we're gonna hold back out there. Don't expect me to do what I did against Nakajima with her, the Medal's on the line, and I'll fight to my last breath to keep this thing in my possession.

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Crusher Honda: (Translated from Japanese) <Now we get what we rightfully should already have!>

Wrecker Yamamoto: <Two matches, two prizes!>

Honda: <Don't be soft on Christopher! You go into this halfway, and maybe I leave you behind! I can beat White Hot by myself!>

Wrecker: <Soft? I will destroy him! Because he will not give up the Medal until I do! This is the moment I have dreamed of for so long, I will not let it go without giving everything I have, and without destroying everything in my path! Finally, I can have the Medal and you can support me as the champion instead of the other way around! For so long, for so many times, I've helped you, been there for you, while you ruled Lightning Pro, and I never complained, but now, now maybe I can be the one who can rise to the top! I have wanted this so badly that it hurts!>

Honda: <You heard what I said! Don't disappoint me! And...don't disappoint yourself.>

Wrecker: <I will make my dreams come true, you will see!>

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Mr. Moonsault: They say it's lonely at the top, but I didn't do this by myself. The D-Team has pushed me to be the best competitor that I can be, and I will continue down that path. Bebop Tiger's not someone I'm taking lightly. He once put Skullface Killah on the shelf with one of his suplexes, so I know he can hit hard. But being honest, after beating Phil Mercury, I think this might be a bit of an easier matchup, no offence to Jay. Now, I know I shouldn't look past any match, but I'm going to pay close attention to NBNF and the Syndicate. Whoever comes out ahead in that one will be aiming at the D-Team, at The Loop, at me. And whoever that winning team is, I want them to know that we'll be ready for you. We didn't fight our way back to The Loop to give it up at the first chance.

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The Outlaw, Sam Hall: Those damn morons who run things wanted to keep me away for good, because they saw what I did to that bastard, Chang, and that 'bout made them piss their pants! But they can't keep an Outlaw away forever! Now I'm back in Dodge, and it's time to show all of 'em that I ain't backin' down or changin' a thing! That Masa Tokuagawa can go on about how he's ending the world or whatever bullspit he's firin' off, but when an Outlaw Boot comes upside his head, all them critics will stop going on about his stupid knee and start realizing that there's something much more dangerous out here! And then, maybe I go track Roland Chang down again and put him down for good! Because a varmint like him isn't going away on his own! But before I do that, maybe it's also time I get myself some of that Victorious Medal action, but I know Shima Ito and all of them don't want a mad gaijin like me runnin' around with their little championship bauble! Bad enough that GPC got that thing, if I take it, they'll never see it again, hahahaha! And then maybe it's well past time the Office puts me in their rankings, but damn their eyes, that ain't on the agenda!

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The following exchange took place on an official WDR stream, with the leaders of the Syndicate and NBNF exchanging words from their respective hotel rooms.

Lucretia DeCavalcante: When you look at the Syndicate and you look at your opponents, you see the difference between dedicated professionals and a conglomeration of untrained, unserious amateurs who are more at home in a suburban backyard scene than in a premiere Windy City institution.

The X-Treme Kid: Hold up, woah there, you want to talk about how high and mighty you and your 'cough'mafia'cough' are, but you think you're better than NBNF? You think because you dress up in suits and eat cannoli that makes you better?

Lucretia: What I see is that the Wire, the Rod and Mr. Cobra all have more than twenty years in this business. That's sixty plus years of legitimate, properly trained and credentialed background. When I entered into this endeavor, I didn't just take a video of myself hitting someone with a cookie sheet, I trained with people who do this for a living and I took this seriously. That is why I say that we are clearly the better choice for Wacker Drive's future.

XTK: More like, you're the better choice to suck it! Hey, get this straight, Lu, this ain't about who takes the nicest pictures or gets the most corporate sponsors! It's about winning and losing, and I see you and your team are going to be big losers! You talk about your history, I've done this for a while, too! And last I checked, the young and fresh beat the old and broken down in, you know, any physical anything!

Lucretia: We beat Blue Destiny. Compared to a team of their legacy, you are laughable.

XTK: Your face is laughable!

Lucretia: This stream is pointless. Make no doubt, all your outdated attitude and your ignorant insults will not help you Friday. The Goodfellas will be ready. Mr. Cobra will be ready. And I will be fully prepared to stomp your face through the mat so that the Syndicate can move forward and take The Loop back from the D-Team so that we can step back into the role that we should play here again. The Syndicate connects from the East Coast, with the Goodfellas, to my home of Chicago which I proudly represent, to the West Coast, with Mr. Cobra. We are part of a greater whole, and we believe that every win we take here will be for the best, not just for us, but for Wacker Drive Revival, for the Senatorial Office, even the SWA.

XTK: Blah, blah, blah, I think I fell asleep after you said "attitude." Lu, I dunno what the hell you just rambled on about, but NBNF isn't about that. We have a good time, we live in the moment. Screw the rest! We live the legacy of the real D-X, not that later corporate trash! We're brash, we're crude, we don't apologize! We don't do this for anything else or anyone else but ourselves! We don't follow the rules, we don't do what we're expected to do, we came up from nothing, and we don't give a shit! So what if we're backyard? We're proud of that, we showed that anyone who wants this can take it, they don't have to be some rich bitch, they don't have to be some "Made Men," they just have to step through those ropes and hear the announcer call their names, and hear that voice say, "ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages, NBNF proudly presents to you, the past and future champions of Wacker Drive Revival, Total MDK, Taylor Nguyen, the Unstoppable Juggernaut, DUDE Smith, the Queen of Queen's Road, Emerald Santiago, and the Showkiller, the Game Master, the Big Kahuna, the X-Treme Kid!" And then you know what you can do, Lu? You know what you can do?

Lucretia: I can put your dumbass down for good, that's what I can do. And then, when you're about to pass out, face down in a pool of your own blood, you can look down at that mat, and you can...

XTK: SUCK IT!

Lucretia: I was going to say, you can pass out, but I suppose that works, too.

RESULTS

Wacker Drive Revival x Lightning Pro: A Double for the Duo?
8:00 PM (CT) on Friday at the Charles Sumner Gymnasium in Washington, DC

Bonus Match
Saburo Aoki Jr. with Yuki Okamura vs. Rumika Hashi

After managing at ringside for several matches, Saburo Aoki Jr. had a chance to step through the ropes for himself in this bonus match, against the always-dangerous Rumika Hashi. Much of this match was controlled by the veteran, who pummeled Aoki with her well-trained kicks, and would have been assured of a victory after hitting a rope run rana into her sliding Sparrowfeather Knee, but it would be Yuki Okamura's chance to step in, distracting Norio Fujimori long enough for Aoki to counter with a diving neckbreaker drop, and when Hashi avoided the Swift Blade(sling blade) followup, he amazingly countered her into a trapping crucifix pin for the upset win of his career.

Main Event: Lightning Pro Victorious Tag Medal Bout
White Hot(Keiko Maeda(Phoenix Rising) and Rei Hasegawa with Saburo Aoki Jr. and Yuki Okamura)(C) vs. The Destructive Duo(Crusher Honda and Wrecker Yamamoto)

White Hot put forth a real effort in this one, showing their solid teamwork and even receiving a bit of help from Rei's Sparks at ringside. Alas, while they had their moments, it would not be enough, as Crusher Honda unleashed her usual violence, catching Hasegawa with a pole shift Emerald Flowsion to win the Victorious Tag Medals for the Destructive Duo.

The Loop #1 Contender Elimination Bout
The Syndicate(Mr. Cobra(SWA), Lucretia DeCavalcante, Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod) vs. NBNF(The X-Treme Kid, Emerald Santiago, DUDE Smith and "Total MDK" Taylor Nguyen)

This was a match that resembled a riot or a pub melee more than a professional wrestling contest more often than not. The Syndicate came in dressed to their best, but NBNF seemed the more motivated team early on. Things would shift as Emerald Santiago was eliminated by Lucretia DeCavalcante, who finished her with her own Tiger Driver X double arm tombstone. From there, the dynamics changed, as the X-Treme Kid would also fall to the Syndicate leader by means of a running boot to the face. DUDE Smith and Taylor Ngyuen fought valiantly after that, with a great bit of teamwork giving Nguyen a chance to take DeCavalcante down with a cutter. That, unfortunately, was NBNF's last gasp, with Mr. Cobra entering the match and finishing both opponents back to back, with Nguyen losing to a piledriver and Smith to a swift swinging neckbreaker.

Mr. Moonsault vs. Eiji "Jay" Sato

This match started with a respectful, technical approach from both competitors but quickly turned into a frenzy on the outside, with Moonsault throwing heavy kicks and Sato responding with a flurry of horrific suplexes, repeatedly dropping Marcus Xavier on his head. Upon returning to the ring, though, an incensed Moonsault would catch Sato with a scoop slam and a standing moonsault press to finish things abruptly. Mr. Moonsault is clearly the WDR ace again, and has unquestionably regained his edge.

Soviet Strength(Sanya Markov(Phoenix Rising and Stakhonovite Warrior) vs. The Muscle Machines(Gary Gear and Adonis Avery Alexander)

A stubborn struggle for all participants, with neither team willing to concede a loss without making their opponents earn it several times over. The Russian Power duo impressed with their smash mouth approach, but in the end, the Muscle Machines would come out ahead as Gary Gear planted the Stakhonovite Warrior with an iron claw slam. However, the real story of the match took place directly after as Sanya Markov aborted a post-bell attempt at a Red Crush brainbuster bomb, only for Adonis Avery Alexander to respond with an uncouth kick to the groin. A furious Markov was overheard backstage demanding a singles match on Phoenix Rising programming, where both he and Alexander also compete.

Takayuki Ueda Debut Match
Takayuki Ueda vs. "Rookie Killer" Koji Sawada

Super rookie, Takayuki Ueda was primed to make an impression upon his main roster debut. But Koji Sawada had other plans for this match, hitting a rolling northern lights suplex and a crushing powerbomb, thwarting Ueda's techniques en route to catch him in the infamous Sawada Lock, the Rookie Killer Boston Crab, and it appears that he may well have left his opponent with an injury to match the insult.

The Outlaw Returns
The Outlaw, Sam Hall vs. Masa Tokugawa

Sam Hall was back and had a point to make. While many expected Masa Tokugawa to once again inflict the Apocaylpse Knee upon another victim, Hall endured the signature strike, brawling through Masa's precision strikes and planted him with the Damn Your Eyes diving DDT to score a knockout win of his own, a surprising result, to say the least.

Ross Malone with Elle Barrett and JT Bosco vs. Joseph Harpo with Sarita Jean Watkins and Humberto Ortega

With members of their respective teams at ringside, Ross Malone and Joseph Harpo brawled it out for twenty minutes. While the first half of the match was startlingly even, Harpo took over for the second half, and eventually tapped the stubborn old War Horse out to his Red Dawn dragon clutch.

Yuki Okamura with Saburo Aoki Jr. vs. Miss Bauhaus with Astro Traveler

While Miss Bauhaus and her new look impressed, it was Yuki Okamura's night to step up, and she did just that, utilizing her Greco Roman foundation to take the upper hand and plow through her famous opponent. A Daniel Cormier style high crotch lifting Punishment Slam would end this one before Bauhaus could attempt a comeback.

Preliminary Main Event: Lightning Pro Victorious Medal Bout
G.P. Christopher(C) vs. Wrecker Yamamoto

A spectacular showdown greeted on-time arrivals to the show as Wrecker Yamamoto and GP Christopher fought a rollercoaster of a battle, each unleashing the bulk of their respective arsenal against the other, with Christopher using Yamamoto's own Trash Compactor air raid neckbreaker against her, and Wrecker doing her best to eradicate her foe's neck. In the end, though, it would take a Destiny Driver, a Roninmaker ripcord lariat and one more double arm piledriver from GPC to retain his Victorious Medal. This was a true delight for any fan of L-Pro's hard hitting style.
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Match of the Night: GP Christopher vs. Wrecker Yamamoto
-An easy choice here, with nothing else coming close other than the Russians-Machines tag match, but this was far and away more explosive and dynamic, with heart, fortitude and focus all on display.

Performer of the Night: Sam Hall
-Not just returning, but KOing the Office's top knockout artist in the process gave Hall the award.

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Injury Report

Masa Tokugawa: Mild Concussion (Two Month Medical Suspension)
-A diving DDT from Sam Hall turned Tokugawa's lights out, and while he did not seem to suffer notable ill effects following the match, Office medical protocol demands that any concussions will result in a minimum of two months out of action.

Takayuki Ueda: Pulled Quadriceps Muscle (One Month Medical Suspension)
-A Rookie Killer crab from Koji Sawada inflicted a pulled quad on the L-Pro Dojo young lion, and Ueda will sit out for next month's program as a result.

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G.P. Christopher: Ok, here we are, the Destructive Duo locker room, let's just knock on the door here...

Crusher Honda: Who dares?

GPC: The King of the Openers, the Ronin of Destiny, and your next opponent, that's who!

Wrecker Yamamoto: Go away!

GPC: Hey, just wanted to thank you, Wrecker, for one hell of a match out there. I made one more mistake out there, and I'd be congratulating you two for being double champs. You made me fight like a demon out there, I haven't had to push myself that much in a long while.

The door flies open, with Crusher Honda in her street clothes staring down at Christopher.

GPC: Just a month and spare change until we go toe to toe.

Crusher: And then I crack your skull and grind your bones into dust!

GPC: Heh, you say that, but I'm still standing here after Wrecker took her best shot.

Crusher: I'm not her!

GPC: Damn straight you're not, but you two aren't all that much different. No matter what, I promise you, I'm bringing it, one hundred percent, and maybe a bit more. Because just like earlier, I know I'll need it. The real question then, is if you're bringing it like Wrecker did.

Wrecker Yamamoto steps up to the doorway, still wearing her ring gear from the main event, but her face is anything but that of a new champion, with red eyes and a dreary expression greeting GPC.

GPC: Truth be told, I actually feel bad that I had to beat you, there.

Wrecker: Shut up!

Crusher: I can snap him like a twig right now if you want!

Wrecker: You too! Shut up!o

Yamamoto takes a moment to gather a breath before continuing.

Wrecker: You...you do not understand! How much I wanted it! The Medal! It was everything! And I fail! Now, no chance for it! And you stand here, Champion! I am, nothing!

GPC: One moment here, hear me out. Nothing? You got half the Tag Medal in your possession. Kicked White Hot's asses, hell, kicked my ass bad enough. But you want the top prize, and I get that. Here's my idea. I got Honda next time around. I'm probably going to win.

Crusher: Don't get cocky!

GPC: Hey, hey, like I was saying, I'm probably going to win, so if I do, what I say, is that if you want that rematch, go fight someone like Nishimura Endo or Sam Hall, fight both of them or something, and you beat them, and demand your rematch. Or if Honda somehow gets lucky and beats me, maybe she just throws you the first chance off the bat. Either way, I don't see you as someone who just gives up and feels sorry for herself.

Crusher: You will regret this! Because this means you will lose to us! And not just to lose, but...

GPC: But get destroyed, you two play jump rope with my guts and play catch with my lungs, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. Look, we all have to get outta here. I miss my GP Club back in Kyoto, but maybe instead of playin' the clubs like I used to, why don't we all go hit up that pizza place down the street, and celebrate our Medals. My treat. We have some hot food, enjoy ourselves, and go our separate ways afterwards.

Crusher: Do not think I will not bash your brains in! But...I am hungry.

Wrecker: I'm not.

GPC: Aw, come on, it's free. Free pizza.

Wrecker: Not hungry!

Crusher: You are never not hungry! Come eat food and laugh at this little man while we eat!

Wrecker: ....fine.

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Yuki Okamura: (Translated from Japanese) <Did you it? I threw her around, I knocked her around, and Daniel Cormier would be proud of how I slammed her into the mat! And I actually like Miss Bauhaus's music! I have it on my playlist for my cardio workouts!>

Saburo Aoki Jr: <I had fun.>

Yuki: <And I want to show everyone that if you face me, you're going to get the Punishment! Because I am the Punishment!>

Saburo: <That's...like the opposite of cool.>

Yuki: <Hush! It's very cool!>

Saburo: <No, it's really not.>

Yuki: <Is too! Because I say it is!>

Keiko Maeda: <I know you two are thrilled, but we didn't really have the best night overall, so tone it down a bit.>

Saburo: <Sorry, again, about the loss.>

Yuki: <I know you hate losing the Tag Medals like that! Please forgive us for being caught up in our own results!>

Rei Hasegawa: <If I am to be perfectly honest, perhaps it was meant to be. The Destructive Duo are much further along in their journey than we are. They are also much bulkier, angrier and uglier than we are, as well. It is not that I am pleased with losing our Victorious Tag Medals. But I am merely grateful that we can now forever state that we have held a championship at this early stage of our lives in professional wrestling.>

Keiko: <I'm still mad we couldn't pull it off, beating those two would have been a feat that even my mother would have been surprised by. I am still not convinced we cannot beat them!>

Rei: <Neither am I. Even so, it shall take time and effort for us to again improve to the degree where such a win can become more of a possibility.>

Keiko: <You and me, we're not afraid of hard work.>

Rei: <Nor do we lack the patience that it will take.>

Yuki: <Forget that, I want to slam one of those big beasts through the mat just like I did Bauhaus!>

Saburo: <I think Honda's busy, you know, with a title match next time.>

Yuki: <Then give me the other one!>

Keiko: <Okamura, you have issues.>

Saburo: <I'm not disagreeing.>


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Lucretia DeCavalcante: As I stated beforehand, the Syndicate is simply the better choice. We proved that against NBNF and now our next task will be to beat the D-Team. Speaking for my team, we believe our best match for The Loop would be another full team elimination match. We are confident that there is nobody in Wacker Drive Revival who can beat us in that format.

???: You forgot one thing.

Lucretia: Marcus Xavier.

Mr. Moonsault: What you forgot, was that you're not the champs. You don't have The Loop. Which means, you don't call the shots.

Lucretia: As far as I see, you're just saying you and the D-Team are afraid you can't beat us at our own game.

Moonsault: Nah. What I'm saying is that we're doing this the way I say we are. Best of three. Your Cobra vs. our Astrid, your Goodfellas vs. our D-Train. And leader vs. leader in the main event, you and me. That's how we're going to roll.

Lucretia: If that's the way it's going to be...then that's how it will be. This may not be how we would prefer it, but don't be surprised when this backfires and you end up spending the whole night losing your matches and your trophy.

Moonsault: Don't you be surprised when we run a clean sweep and dump your wannabe gangster asses in the dumpster.

Lucretia: You saw what we did to the backyard amateurs. We did not take them seriously. Just imagine what is going to happen when we do.

Moonsault: All I see is future victory.

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Koji Sawada: <For years, I have been the star of the Lightning Pro Dojo. They have made me the junior member of the main roster while I completed my training. They called me the top rookie and a young lion. For months, I put up with this. But I noticed other rookies getting pushed ahead of me over these last few years. People like Rei Hasegawa and her obnoxious fan club. People like Ayako Miyamoto and Kaede Kinoshita get pushed instantly while I end up working eight person tags early in the show, or end up getting put up against some big name outsider without being told anything more than to get out there and do my best. That ends now. I am now a full member of the main roster. And I am no longer "Koji Sawada - Young Lion," or "Koji Sawada - Dojo Kid," or "Koji Sawada - Grab my bags and buy everyone lunch." No! Now I am "Koji Sawada - Rookie Killer!" I am sick and tired of being seen as the lowest person on the roster! And I am sick and tired of nobody else having to pay their dues! So now, I will make it my job to make sure that every rookie, every upstart, every prospect on the roster will have to pay their dues, or I will extract them myself!>

Sawada: <So many people were saying that Takayuki Ueda was a "Super Rookie," the most talented kid to ever come up through the Dojo. I read what the critics said, I heard what people were saying. This boy cannot even buy himself sake in the homeland or a beer in America! He is not ready! And I proved that when I trapped him in the Rookie Killer, the Sawada Lock, and I wrenched his back and his legs and I left him with the lesson that the Dojo instructors refuse to teach! I taught him that in real life, there are no shortcuts, there are no superheroes, there's just hard work, blood, sweat and pain before you can find success! And that will be the first of many lessons for many people!>

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The Outlaw, Sam Hall: Alright then, you dagblasted sonovabitch! You're givin' me a title match for your Medal and that's that!

Dean Bardo: Look, I am just the announcer and the English liason for the roster, I do not make any decisions. And Shima Ito said specifically that he does not want to talk to you.

Hall: Damn it, you yellow bellied coward, Ito, get your grey ass out here right now before I kick the door to this office down like I did Kalb's! I don't give a damn if they suspend me for infinity, I want you to hear what I have to say, and I want a damn answer, now!

Bardo: I do not think that is going to...

Shima Ito: Enough! I hear your words! You are so loud that I can hear them with my hands on my ears! You want answer? Your answer is that you get nothing because you make me angry!

Hall: How's about I boot your face in, old man? Because ain't nothin' keepin' me from steppin' up for that Medal! You keep sayin' you're sick and tired of GPC holdin' that bauble, now you got someone who's willin' and able!

Ito: I said enough! You do not get an easy match for the Victorious Medal. What you get...is you get Nishimura Endo, you get Yuki Okamura, you get Wrecker Yamamoto, and winner of you four gets title shot! Unless Crusher Honda beats G.P. Christopher! If that happens...then Crusher gets to defend against Wrecker in the real main event, not the stupid opener! I get my title back in my main event if she wins! Then, you can fight again for title shot!

Hall: That don't make a lick of sense!

Ito: It is what I say! And my word is final!

Anthony Kalb: So you want to know what I think about Midas's plan? I think it sucks, that's what I think. He always tries to worm his way back in, one way or another. And trying to shut down Pan African Wrestling? I don't know about anyone else, but I'm proud of what Pan Africa has accomplished, from the unprecedented tours, to the incredibly successful roster scouting to the transition into operating out of the Beltway, and I will work to keep it around for years to come. I want to see the day come when we can run another Pan African Tour across the continent, where the organization can once again return to its original mission. In fact, Ali Mehrmohammdi and I have spoken on that matter, and we see a possibility of a full time touring brand some day. This is something we want to preserve, this is the sort of unique opportunity that you would be denying if you go along with Midas's suggestions.

Kalb: But we all should realize, Midas has shown his true colors, time and time again. The other members of the Board should know this, they've seen him in action, they've seen his manipulative games, they know what he's all about. I've worked my ass off to be the best Chairman that I could be for the Office. I haven't done a perfect job, but under my tenure, you've seen that I've managed to give equal time to every Affiliate, I've worked to maintain a balanced structure that fit the needs of the organization and I've managed to limit the amount of needless drama and outside interference to a minimum. I may not be a Senator Steve Phillips, but I think that's a pretty good record to stand on. I just hope the Board sees this, and votes accordingly. Do we want to reward Midas for trying to run our founder out, for actively attempting on multiple occasions to close your Affiliates and fold them into his vision of an elitist monolith? Do you want to reward him for continuing to play games with your rosters, your talent as we generously gave him time on the Senatorial Streaming Service? Ask yourselves those questions before you make your decision.

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Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Greetings and salutations, fans of the Pan African Wrestling and the Senatorial Office! It is I, Jean-Pierre, your Charisma King, your Man of Unity, your Pan African Champion! And I am very much excited for this Friday when I will team again with the Professor Mark and we will go up against the mighty War Bringers in a match that should thrill one and all! Now, I have heard people speak of the future for the Pan African Wrestling, and I, too have much concern for what will happen. I do not, and I never have trusted Mr. Midas and his plans! In Congo, we say that when someone has hand on us, that it means they control us! Midas wishes to be the hand! But even if he wins, I promise every person that I will not let the Pan African dream die with that! I will keep defending my Pan African Championship! I will keep speaking for Pan African Wrestling! And the dream will never die because I will never let it die! Mr. Ali Ahmed will never let it die! And as long as my many fans out there stand with us, Pan African Wrestling will never die!

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King Bemba: I have heard that Midas wants me for his roster...but Midas is not a true king. I am a king, because I was born with royal blood! I am a king because I stand up to claim my birthright through force and might! I am King Bemba and no man will stand before me and tell me where I am supposed to go! I will still win the Pan African Championship back from Mutombo some day! While I must admit he is a great fighter, and a worthy adversary, he is no King, either, and every day that the championship is not in my possession is another day of injustice!

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Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammdi: Do you think I have not heard what they are saying? Of course I have! As the Pan African Ambassador, all that I can say is that I will vote against Midas Matthews, and against his plan. What else can I do? But if he wins, then I will remind every one of my Pan African roster members that we will make the very best of this. We are not going to give up for good just because we lose this one. Even if it seems we have lost our home, our promotion, we will not leave the Senatorial Office, and as Jean-Pierre and Anthony Kalb and I have discussed, because we must become a diaspora does not mean we stay that way forever. I hope that all the Directors vote that we may continue. But if we do not, that is not the end! Our unique mission will carry on!

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Andronicus Turner: Jumbo Joseph Butt. Ricky "Violence" Valdez. Andronicus "The Kronk Legacy" Turner. You look at us three, and you couldn't get much different. A big hefty, heavy handed happy warrior of a heavyweight from Newcastle in England, a crazy ass street brawler who happens to be one of Mexico's finest swarmers in the ring and the last student of the great Emanuel Steward, a Detroit bred and raised punching machine. You look at us, you get three different nations, three different cultures, weight classes, upbringings, approaches, you name it. But we got one thing that ties us together. Each one of us is part of the Sweet Science Society. All three of us are members of the brotherhood of the glove, the fellowhood of the fist. We're all boxers by training who came to Universal Combat Shoot Style to show that what we can do ain't just limited to the Marquis of Queensbury rules. And we all want to show everyone that we don't need any Rory Banners to call our shots. So, Friday, my man, Violence Valdez is going to keep up his winning streak, he's gonna take the fight right to Sanem Becker, and he's gonna show her that good as she is, ain't nobody out there who can stand when Ricky comes at them, Mexican Style. And after that, I think I have a little talk with the Dangerous One...because I got myself some unfinished business.

In what could have been(read the post show WWDD report for confirmation on this) the last ever Pan African event, the entire roster came out to play in an extra long event full of the great talent of the PAW brand, and UCSS Tag Titles have been crowned for the first time ever, to boot.

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RESULTS


Pan African Wrestling x UCSS: Isandlwana or Ulundi
8:00 PM (CT) Friday, November 6th at the Charles Sumner Gymnasium in Washington, DC

Main Event: UCSS Tag Team Championship Bout
The Limbtakers(Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising) and Ruthless Nicole Alger vs. Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic

Markovic and Daengsri should not have worked as a team. With their mutual emnity and incredibly backwards approach to teaming with each other, for them to have even managed thirty minutes against a well-oiled machine like the Limbtakers should have been out of the question. Certainly Monroe and Alger were more coordinated, ready to help each other and more intelligent in terms of the tag format. And yet, the two rivals not only pulled it off, but did so in a spectacular manner with Markovic stealing RNA's own bridging hammerlock suplex for the three count and the UCSS Tag Team titles.

Congolese Connection(Jean-Pierre Mutombo and Professor Mark Gizenga) vs. The War Bringers(Demarcus Browning(Blackrose) and Moustapha Ndour with Renate Barlowe)

Don't pay any attention to Dave Doolittle's questionable rating, this was a tremendous battle from the opening bell, with the War Bringers throwing high heat from the beginning, Professor Gizenga demonstrating many of his varied submission skills and an exciting finish with Jean-Pierre Mutombo hitting Moustapha Ndour with the Unifier brainbuster side slam just as Demarcus Browning caught Gizenga with an electric chair Croyt's Wrath german suplex hold.

UCSS Rules
Ricky "Violence" Valdez with Jumbo Joseph Butt and Andronicus Turner vs. Sanem Becker with "Big Banter" Rory Banner and Virgil de Boer

Sanem Becker set the pace for much of this match, but Ricky Valdez was not to be deterred, fighting through several Backlund Special crossface chickenwing holds and eventually blasted Becker in the ribs with a decidedly non-boxing style running kick that would score the knockout win to give the Sweet Science Society a win over the Big Banter Brand.

The Black Star Cyclones(Layla Al-Amin(Phoenix Rising) and Esi Dogboe) and The Dynasty(Mohammad Ramses and Nefertiri) vs. Bemba's Royal Court(King Bemba, Yetunde Oya and Esther Musambi) and Wesley Rakoto

A brisk pace was kept through much of this one, with Esther Musambi powerbombing Mohammad Ramses off the apron to the floor at one point, and then countering a Pyramid Driver with a back body drop on the hard surface. While the speedsters of the Dynasty team kept their pace up, Wesley Rakoto not only matched, but exceeded it when he caught Esi Dogboe with a standing shooting star press to earn the win for his side.

UCSS Rules
Onika Santos vs. Renate Barlowe

While Barlowe had a few solid moments, this was the Onika Santos show, and by the third round, she was firing on all cylanders, eventually going into an insane combination, going from a backflip, landing into a backflip kick to score the pin and the win.

Survival Tactics(Ibrahim Rahman and Anwar Omar) vs. Botswanan Bombers(Thunder Fist(ZIP Japan) and FENYANG)

A great showing for all four men in this rematch, with the Bombers repeatedly landing their best moves in the worst spots, allowing Survival Tactics to, well, survive long enough to start a big brawl on the outside and for Anwar Omar to tap out FENYANG with one of his signature side headlocks for the finish, despite having been cut open earlier on.

Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammdi vs. Frank Van Sloan

A quality matchup between two skilled competitors, but while the Nigerian Prince kept things even for the first half of the match, Frank Van Sloan kicked his way into the lead as things went along, and a wicked knee drop to the back of the head would win the match for the Uberkicker.

Thiago Gracie vs. Oleg Makos

Could Thiago Gracie finally be on the downturn of his career? The storied two time UCSS Openweight champion looked anything but a shadow of his former self against the onslaught of Oleg Makos, who rag dolled his taller foe for the entirety of two rounds of action, surviving several armbar attempts later on to gain a surprisingly one sided win with his dead lift hammer throw powerbomb pin. While Makos has floundered in the lower card of UCSS since his debut, this could add a boost to the Fame Maker's career...and could signal the opposite for the Armbar Grandmaster.

UCSS Tag Championship Tournament
The Limbtakers(Candace Monroe(Phoenix Rising) and Ruthless Nicole Alger) vs. Red Alert(Leona Sterling(Phoenix Rising) and Aoife Daley)

A back and forth battle between two evenly matched teams, each working well in their own framework, each with little love for their opposition. While Leona Sterling showed her excellent mat skills and crushing kicks and Aoife Daley threatened to win with her heavy handed punches, it would be Ruthless Nicole Alger who would score the win with the Ruthless Armripper scissored kimura lock on Daley.

UCSS Tag Championship Tournament
Eagle Justice(Francine Francis and Anaba Camacho) vs. Ong Daengsri and Minerva Markovic

It seemed that the rivals, Daengsri and Markovic spent as much time quarreling with each other and trying to win the match on their own as they did anything else, and Eagle Justice did their best to work as one towards the victory with repeated, inventive double team series. And yet, at the end, it was Ong Daengsri who defeated Anaba Camacho with a ganemgiri to grasp a pinfall out of a flurry of action to go onto the finals.

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Match of the Night: Limbtakers vs. Red Alert
-The two rival teams delivered a match worthy of UCSS's style, with fierce striking and smooth groundwork.

Performer of the Night: Minerva Markovic and Ong Daengsri
-The new UCSS Tag Team champions earned this one pretty much by default, with their first time teaming as a dedicated pairing working out better than it should have.


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Late Breaking News on Senatorial Office Board Meeting
By Kevin "The Internet" Anderson

We here at World Wrestling Daily Digest have always been the fastest in the business when it comes to the big scoop. And this one's as big as they come. The Senatorial Office's Board of Directors called for an early emergency meeting to determine the future of its leadership and that of the Pan African Wrestling brand. This meeting took place directly following the conclusion of the joint Pan Africa-UCSS program, and has finished up only minutes before the time of this writing. The exclusive news I reveal below is an early report, and we promise deeper information will be revealed in the coming days, along with reactions and statements from relevant individuals:

On a seven to six vote, the Board of Directors has decided to confirm Morgan "Midas" Matthews to the position of Chairman, effective immediately. Along with this decision, Pan African Wrestling has been invalidated as an Affiliate Member of the Office, with its full membership distributed among the other Affiliates as such:


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Ali Ahmed Merhmohammdi: So it is over? That is it? I am very surprised that they made that decision. I should not be surprised...but I am very surprised anyway. I meant what I said before, Pan African Wrestling may be the diaspora now, but we will not forget, we will not give up, we will return! That is all I have to say for tonight, because I do not think it will help things if I say any more about what I think about this!

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The Warbringer, Moustapha Ndour: Yeah, Demarcus got him that win over there, beat Jay Haze, tough guy from what I saw, two wins for the Bringers tonight, got to love it. But now...

Renate Barlowe: They put you and Demarcus in the PEWA, and they put me in UCSS.

Ndour: It sucks.

Barlowe: You don't think you can stand on your own two feet?

Ndour: Nah, Renate, it's not like that. It's just...Pan Africa was something special, and you brought me into this game. It's like Duke losing Coach K, it's not like it isn't going to happen some day, but you hate to see it, you know?

Barlowe: I get it, I'd be more ticked, if I didn't already get a message telling me I'm free to manage you two blockheads for your PEWA matches.

Ndour: Seriously?

Barlowe: Seriously. I don't think I have too much time left in the ring as it is, so I think that makes a lot of sense.

Ndour: Hah. Now I'm only halfway ticked off.

Barlowe: Glad to make you halfway happy.

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Andronicus Turner: One down, two to go!

Jumbo Jospeh Butt: Virgil, Ahm gunna knock yer block off when yee get yer Dutch ass back in tha ring!

Ricky Valdez: (Translated from Spanish) <Sanem Becker thought she could beat me? She thought she could deal with Violence? I kicked her ribs in! She's moaning and groaning now, crying out like a stray dog looking for a meal and that's because she thought she stood a chance! She's playing sports when I'm bringing a fight to the ring! I don't hold back and I don't back down! I came from the street, and I bring the street in the ring! Anyone else want some of this? They better not!>

Andronicus: Banner, you know what you owe me, just give me what's mine now, give me that shot that I was promised! You talk a big game, but can you back it up? Let's find out!

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Minerva Markovic: I won us these belts! I deserve both!

Ong Daengsri: Without me, no win at all! I win these both!

Markovic: I am only true champion here, you are hanger on!

Ong: You speak much nonsense! Very much nonsense!

Markovic: You get lucky win, I steal big move for big win for belts!

Ong: When they put me in hold, you laugh! Do nothing! No good for teammate!

Markovic: I laugh because I like see it!

Ong: Maybe I laugh for you hurt!

Markovic: Make me!

Ong: I will!

And once again, the bitter rivals enter into a wild, no holds barred battle, this time in the locker room area, crashing into lockers, tumbling over benches, knocking over a trash can and tripping over a gym bag before Dangerous Nicholas Alger and a horde of security staff break the two up.

Dangerous Nicholas Alger: Enough! You two drive me nuts. Always fighting each other. Even when I try to make you a team. You two become my first tag champs. It's great. But then you do this? It's not great. You two, no more interacting outside the ring! I don't care if I gotta give one of you my office as a locker room for a show! I'll run it out of a janitor's closet! Oh wait...my locker was a repurposed janitor's closet in the Beltway...

Layla Al-Amin

Kevin Fitsharris: Here, streaming on an exclusive Senatorial Office streaming exclusive stream, er...you know what I mean, we've got the Office Number One Ranked Young Blood, his spokesman, Stanford Bradley and the top contender, Number Two Ranked Jean-Pierre Mutombo! Now, I've been given marching orders, Young Blood, you've been officially de-muzzled by Midas, but I've got the mute button if and when you step over the line too far. I guess that's why Stanford's here, too.

Young Blood: I don't need this fucking fatass to speak for me! You and your corporate asskissers all want to shut me up because I'm too real for them. Guess what, I've fucked up every piece of shit that they've thrown at me, I've told Biff Taylor and his bingo hall nursing home bullshit to go to hell, and I've been the best in the fucking world! So if you think that dancing dickwad over there has even the slighest chance against me, you can suck my big raging *********

Fitsharris: Alright, Stanford, you're up now for the rest of the stream! Go ahead and tell us what Young Blood has to say, but not in the way he says it, alright?

Stanford Bradley: Um, Young Blood thinks he can beat Jean-Pierre Mutombo and put him in the hospital...and end his career...and make him regret this match for the rest of his life...and make the Office regret ever putting anybody they want to invest in against him...and he also wants you to fornicate yourself until you explode...and he thinks that everyone running the Office is filled with enough bovine feces to fertilize an entire field.

Fitsharris: Yeah, ok. So, JPM, Man of Unity, I'm guessing you have some different things to say, please tell me you do!

Jean-Pierre Mutombo: Greetings and salutations, people of the Office, Mr. Kevin Fitsharris, Mr. Stanford Bradley, even you, Mr. Young Blood! It is I, Jean-Pierre, your Man of Unity, here to bring this stream back around to a more positive direction! For upon this Friday, I shall take part in an endeavor that should please all the fans of professional wrestling, as I will seek the Number One Ranking of the Senatorial Office, and even more importantly, I hope to have a match with Mr. Young Blood that will be remembered by one and all with much fondness!

Stanford: Young Blood says you can take your fondness and place it in your posterior!

JPM: And I say that Mr. Young Blood should really consider finding a different perspective on his amazing accomplishments and his own interesting life...but maybe I am wrong! I see a man who is consumed with the rage and the anger, so much so that he was able to do the things that the doctors told him were impossible! I see someone who has marked his own skin with his rebellion against the society that we all share! I see this person who has not just beaten everyone, but he has beaten them very badly, even myself! And then I understand why I am wrong. Because it is this rage and it is this anger that makes Mr. Young Blood so strong...but I must tell you that you have reached your greatness at a price! You do not have any fans to share your wins with, there are no pretty blonde French ladies to love after the shows are over, you are very difficult to deal with all of the time for the promoters! It is a lonely life that you choose! But that is your choice, and the Man of Unity will accept this...but you must accept that I am not here to be turned away once again! I am every bit as driven as you are driven, but for the reasons of the many fans, the friends, and the pretty blonde French ladies too! For all of the people, I will not lose until you have completely destroyed everything that is left of me in that ring!

Stanford: Young Blood says that he's going to do that.

JPM: And I can say that I will slam you down with fearful energy and I will drive a Supersensational Elbow into your heart and you will feel all of the weight and all of the will that the people can give me when I do so! But we will see what will happen when we do have our match! I have defeated my greatest rival in King Bemba, and now it is just you and it is just me, there will be no other things to stand in the way! And I have no fear, no matter what has happened before!

Stanford: Um, Young Blood says you should be so scared...yeah...he just says you should be scared, that's all.

JPM: This match will mean very much for me and for so many others. Even more now because now that Mr. Midas has taken away the Pan African Wrestling, that means that I am not just Jean-Pierre fighting for the Number One, that means that I am Pan African Wrestling! Just as our Black Star Cyclones will be Pan African Wrestling when they fight those two angry ladies! Just as Mr. Ali Ahmed will always be the Pan African Ambassador even when he wrestles with the people from Japan in Lightning Pro! Just as...

Stanford: Young Blood says he wants you to shut up and that he does not care about what you're saying. To be fair, neither do I, but do I matter? I'm just here to talk for Young Blood...who is now telling me to shut my mouth or he'll...yeah, ok.

JPM: I will not stop speaking for Pan African Wrestling! I will not stop fighting for what I and so many others have worked so hard for! And I promise, yes, I promise that one day, we will bring back the Pan African Wrestling! We will tour again across the Continent! We will not forget what we had, what we still have in our hearts! And I will remind one and all of this when I fight on this Friday, when I, the Charisma King, the African Supersensation stand once again to become the Number One!

Fitsharris: And with that, I think we'll wrap this up, thanks everyone for taking some time out of your day for us here, even if you did have to listen to Stanford Bradley for part of it! We'll see you on Friday!