amsterDAN's Dispensary: Skybox City!

i.W.e. Legends
These distinguished gentlemen are all based either on characters I handled in old forum-based roleplay e-feds in the late 1990s and early 2000s, or characters others handled in e-feds that I operated during that same time frame.

Brad Kuelman
B2K
For more than fifteen years, Brad Kuelman has competed at the highest levels of the i.W.e. A perennial World Heavyweight title contender, B2K and his archrival Super Bad Ass Sweet Daddy Jones have traded the belt back and forth more times than anyone can count. Simply put, Brad Kuelman is better than most anyone, and he spends a lot of his time in the ring rubbing that fact in his opponent's face, if he isn't too busy displaying his breakdancing prowess. The Tallahassee native is famous for his fallaway slams and a particularly painful application of the Sharpshooter, and is generally thought of as an out-and-out suplex machine.


Super Bad Ass Sweet Daddy Jones
S.B.A.S.D.J.
The longest name in professional wrestling... and you best not leave a single syllable out, sucka! He is widely considered to be the greatest in-ring performer in the annals of i.W.e. history, and his epic, decades-long feuds with Brad Kuelman and Robino are the stuff of legend. Born into a poor family in the ghetto of East Oakland, he was well on his way to a life of crime as a teenage street thug before attempting to rob I.W.A. founder David Harley, who whooped him good and proper but was nonetheless impressed with the young man's gusto and took him under his wing. Debuting in 1999 at the age of 19, he has long abandoned his original gimmick - a funky, floppy-hatted pimp; David's idea - and developed an eloquent but often goofy gangsta persona that has endeared him to fans for nearly twenty years. 


David Harley
The Head Honcho
Having founded the Insane Wrestling Association while rehabilitating a back injury way back in 1998, David Harley has sold off his assets in the company and come out of retirement for the umpteenth time. His main claim to fame is being the man who discovered and signed Super Bad Ass Sweet Daddy Jones to a professional wrestling contract, and at various times throughout the years has served as S.B.A.S.D.J.'s manager, agent, and attorney, among other things. Known for a vicious, scrappy style punctuated by explosive powerbombs, David's still got quite a lot of fight left in him for a guy in his mid-forties.


Robino (Rob O'Reilly)
The Flying Irishman
From the mean streets of Worcester, Massachusetts, this hardscrabble high-flyer has been a top-tier performer in the i.W.e. since its inception almost two decades ago.


Obnoxio
The Hardcore Clown
This dastardly and diabolical clown is what nightmares are made of. In the ring, he is known for his incessant cartwheeling and less-than-legal tactics.


"Magnificent" Max Mosley
The Technowizard
The i.W.e.'s most talented mat technician, Max Mosley's swift and spry approach to wrestling has scored him quite a few startling upsets in his career.

The Lord's Force
God's Tag Team

J.C. Lamb
The In-Ring Evangelist
He's come all the way from Colorado Springs to convert each and every heathen he can get his hands on, by persuasion or pinfall! J.C. Lamb, the patron saint of professional wrestling, is here to let you know that the kingdom of heaven shall soon be at hand. A proud bible-believing Christian, J.C. is never afraid to bow his head in prayer and consult with The Man Upstairs about his next move... even in the middle of a match! According to several waitresses who have come forward, he's a notoriously poor tipper, often leaving only an autographed gospel tract.


Hoss Haskins
High Plains Drifter
This old ranch hand from Laredo, Texas got tired of tending livestock and turned to professional wrestling to make a living instead. He's been known to employ every variation of lariat ever invented, and can hog-tie a human in about ten seconds flat.

JAPANIMALS

Ocelot
The Wildcat
Ocelot is the most celebrated luchador in sW history, but his advanced age is quickly beginning to catch up to him. He now lacks a lot of that cat-like spring in his step he used to be so famous for. Word around the locker room is that he's used up eight of his nine lives (being a cat and all), and the next time he's critical'd could very well end his career for good. Perhaps that explains his careful approach around the ring in recent years.


Raccoon Dog
Junichiro Tanuki
He is perhaps the most promising prospect in the company, which is not particularly surprising when you consider he's the legendary Ocelot's protege. An exceptionally agile fighter, Raccoon Dog is a speed demon between the ropes and typically defeats opponents with a rapidfire flurry of flying feet. His top rope flying stomp rush is one of the odder sequences you'll see in sports entertainment, but it seems to work well for him. 

Heller-Highwater
America's Tag Team

Ricky Heller
The All-American
He's your good old All-American blonde-haired babyface, famous for his mastery of the Figure 4 leglock.


Bob Highwater
The Linebacker
Bob's a big, brawny boy from the backwoods who often needs to bail his much more boisterous tag team partner out.

The Hellions
Brothers from the Bowels of Hell

Apollyon
The Tyrant
The larger of the two twins by an enormous amount, the tyrant Apollyon's strategy in the squared circle is to tear his opponent limb from limb and chokeslam them halfway to China.


Asmodeus
The Imp
The diminutive demon flies around the ring like a bat out of hell, and has the ability to hypnotize his opponents.

Wassup Rockers
Stable of rock'n'roll jobbers.

Johnny Hairspray
The Aquanet Addict
This raunchy rocker from L.A. got hooked on hairspray and hardcore wrestling at an early age, and never passes up an opportunity to introduce an illegal object to a wrestling match.


Puke Bucket
The Gutterpunk
Originally discovered while panhandling outside of an I.W.A. event, he was thrown onto the card when another performer no-showed and has been wrestling ever since. It's the only job he's ever been able to hold down for more than a few days at a time.


Ravendark
The Metalhead
This nasty Norwegian turned to professional wrestling after realizing he had no particular talent for playing black metal music, but still wanted to wear corpsepaint on a daily basis.

Bear Flag Revolt
A loose affiliation of Northern Californians.

Cameron Parker
The Pride of El Dorado County
Cameron Parker has emerged as a force to be reckoned with in the i.W.e. World Heavyweight title scene. His in-ring style simply exudes raw power, and it seems only a matter of time until he wins his first championship.


Cole Canyon
The Castro Valley Kid
This fast and flashy junior has a high-energy, all-or-nothing approach in the ring, frequently attempting dangerous dives and big bombastic slams.


Don Castro
El Temblor
This wily old grappler has traveled far and wide, getting deserving young stars over and embarrassing the overconfident.