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MFW TV Episode 27: MMM Fallout! Results-

With a new lead official in Hippie Joe at the helm, an interesting night of action transpired. Let's get to it...

Red Hansen defeated the debuting Balls Jabroni with the Sycho Driver at 15:49.

Balls looked good in his first outing, hanging tough with the grizzled veteran now curtain jerker Red. "Caustic Co-Ed" Holly Ames got involved early, interfering on Hansen's behalf for some reason that isn't known as of yet. That decision appeared to be unwise as the night's matches went on...

Unhappy Hour disposed of Da Yoopers quickly by KO at 8:11.

In an attempt to preview the episode 29 MFW title match with Benny and Susan, Hippie Joe put together this tag match knowing full well the duo of Korr and Benny aren't exactly the best of friends currently. Regardless, the champ sent a stern message to his next challenger, knocking out S.K. Naba with his finisher Bounced. This may have been the shortest tag match in MFW history.

For the King: Justin Hanzschmitt made Kal Jobert submit to an armbreaker at 11:06 to become Hippie Joe's right-hand man.

A good and balanced match between the Curtain Crew partners as they tried to get the favor of the new bossman. Not sure where this will leave Kal Jobert in the future as he now appears to be the odd man out of the trio.

Main Event: MFW Master of the Deathmatch Title- Captain Cheese Curd became the new MOD champion after Holly Ames tapped to a torture rack at 12:46. Match was an Exploding Barbed Wire Exploding Ring Deathmatch with no time limit and the ring timer set at 30 minutes.

As the match wore on and Holly was winded early, did she expend too much energy attacking Balls Jabroni in the opening match? It appears the answer was yes, as the Big Cheese cruised to a victory, dethroning the most dominant champion MFW has seen up to this point. How will the fiery Ames deal with the loss?

Bonus match: In surprising fashion, Minnie Sota was victorious over Ultimo Pinguino after a huge, stiff headbutt at 11:24.

A rather abrupt ending as Pinguino was starting to take over the match. Ultimo had just hit the French Flipper and pulled Minnie up from the mat when Sota responded with a headbutt that rattled Pinguino just long enough to score a pinfall. This was easily Minnie's biggest singles win to date.

Next week's episode will be headlined by a Tag Title Proving Ground match, with the Grateful 8 Tag Rumble winners Animal House taking on the newly crowned champs Snap/Suplex.

As always, catch the MFW action on Twitch Thursday nights at 7PM Central!

Be well and stay safe.

MFW TV Episode 28: Balls Meets A Bully... Results

Another strange night, which seems to be the new normal in MFW with no fan shows and Hippie Joe at the reigns. Momentum was lost by a couple athletes, while others had reaffirming victories in their matches.

1) Holly Ames quickly tapped out Balls Jabroni with the Cardinal Rule at 6:36.

After interfering in his debut match on episode 27, Balls was ready to test himself against the now former MFW MOD Champ and hopefully get a bit of retribution. There was zero retribution to be found and the "Caustic Co-ed" gave zero fox, tossing Jabroni around the ring with ease. One of MFW's most dominant proved once again why she is such a force.

2) Trailer Thrash defeated Feet of Fury by count-out at 16:11.

A salty duo after being let off of the MMM card, Don and Karen took out their frustration on Randy and Caine. Caine definitely took the worst of it...after a powerslam on the floor and Don's submission Every Last Cent he was left unable to continue. A preliminary medical update released early this morning states that Caine may miss a month of action due to multiple knee ligament sprains.

3) Korr Miller pinned Susan St. Marie at 12:51 after Susan missed a cross-body press.

Susan wanted a warm-up match before she clashes next week with MFW Champ Benny Brandy, but got way more than she could handle. Miller controlled most of the match, but as Susan was trying to make a comeback she got caught after a big miss. With this loss and the loss at MMM...how will Susan find a way against Brandy with literally zero momentum?

4) Main Event: Snap/Suplex denied Animal House a future title shot in a Tag Title Proving Ground Match. The Barge scored the victory with a crossface chicken-wing at 21:30.

Animal House put up a fine fight, especially in the first few minutes of the bout. In the end, the big men wore them down and denied the challengers.

5) Bonus Match: Luchador del Lagos made Ultimo Pinguino submit to a spinning toe hold at 11:45.

After her huge cage match victory at MMM which ousted Red Hansen from power, it appears Pinguino has somehow gotten off track. Superman has Kryptonite, and Ultimo now has Lucha del Norte: losing to both members of the team in singles matches back-to-back. How will Ultimo move on or choose to deal with LDN? If she tries to find a tag partner to challenge them, who in their right mind would team with the one who is "EVIL, INDEED"?

Announcements for upcoming episodes:

-Episode 29 will feature the MFW Title match between Susan St. Marie and champion Benny Brandy in the main event.
-Epiosde 30 will have the first "great?" Hippie Joe match concept, the "Big BBQ Beef Brisket Bunkhouse Brawl"! It will be an 8 person battle royal with competitors that weigh more than 265 lbs., so there will be plenty of "big meaty men slappin' meat"! Joe said the winner will receive a gift card to Famous Dave's and perhaps other goodies/opportunities. Participants will be announced on Tuesday 4/7.

As always, tune in every Thursday night at 7PM Central on Twitch for MFW TV!

MFW TV Episode 29 Results:

1) Korr Miller defeated Red Hansen after a Hip Drop pin at 11:28.

With some help from I. Ron Montaine, who assumedly wanted to make a statement before next week's B6 (Big BBQ Beef Brisket Bunkhouse Brawl), Korr put away gatekeeper Red. All three of these men will be featured in the B6.

2) Da Yoopers (S.K. Naba & I. Ron Montaine) got the win over Chicago Fire when S.K. caught Harry Blackstone with a La Magistral cradle at 19:57.

New Jill busted open S.K. early in this one, but the Yoopers stayed resilient and came out victorious. The Michigan duo now inches closer to Tag Title contention.

3) Randy Goodneighbor defeated Don Buquer with an Axe Kick at 8:58.

A fired-up Randy, eager to avenge his tag partner Caine's injury at Don's hands, almost kicked himself out of gas. His flying feet were relentless and Don was unable to keep up.

4) Hippie Joe & Justin Hanzchmitt were victorious over Kal Jobert & Balls Jabroni (Low Hanging Fruit) in 21:08.

Two lonely bois, Kal & Balls have decided to try their luck as a team, but no luck was to be had. Justin got Jabroni to tap out to an armbreaker for the submission finish.

5) Main Event: Benny Brandy successfully defended the MFW Title against Susan Saint Marie in 12:09.

Susan was effectively distancing from Benny, picking her spots in the early going. Sooner rather than later, she started catching those hands from the brawler and it was all downhill from there. Brandy secured the win with an Abdullah the Butcher-esque elbow drop/pin.


Episode 30 will have the B6, an eight man hardcore extravaganza with competitors 265 pounds on up vying for a $50 Famous Dave's gift card and a possible Master of the Deathmatch title shot! The match will be held in an exploding barbed-wire weapons-filled exploding ring, with first fall taking it all! Explosion timer will be set for 45 minutes. ("Big E approves of this match and all instances of big meaty men slappin' meat." - Big E, probably)

Tune in on Thursday at 7PM Central on Twitch for the Big BBQ Beef Brisket Bunkhouse Brawl and much more on MFW TV Episode 30!

MFW TV Episode 30 Results:

The 1st ever B6 is in the books and someone earned not only a MFW Master of the Deathmatch title shot but some good eatin' as well.

1) Animal House defeated Da Yoopers by count out at 11:30.

Things started out on fairly even footing, but Animal House went into high gear late in the match. Susan made the mistake of going after Hinks after he had tagged out. Veektor sent her from the apron to the floor with a vicious Tiger Suplex and kept her down on the floor for the victory. Animal House stops the win streak of Da Yoopers and starts one of their own.

2) Karen Mothersbaugh defeats Randy Goodneighbor by submission with a grounded octopus stretch at 15:07.

The Randy Revenge tour came to a screeching halt as Karen did what her partner Don could not. I'm certain we will see Feet of Fury and Trailer Thrash tangle again once Caine is cleared for action.

3) Ultimo Pinguino & Holly Ames scored a victory over Lucha del Norte by submission at 19:06.

The "Caustic Co-Ed", always hungry for the spotlight and gold, ended up being the partner for Pinguino. Holly did most of the heavy lifting for the team and scored the victory after getting Luchador del Lagos to tap after repeated elbow strikes. Though not much for teamwork, they did prove to be an effective duo here. Will this alliance continue and how the heck did it come to be in the first place??? I'm sure there's plenty more to the story of this new combo.

4) Main Event: "Big" Buck Hunter was the winner of the 1st Big BBQ Beef Brisket Bunkhouse Brawl at 11:09 via submitting the Barge.

Fast. Furious. Cluster.

The Brawl was a sight to see, with the biggest and beefiest of MFW slugging it out in a weapons-filled barbed-wire surrounded ring. 5 out of the 8 competitors were bloodied by the end, but Buck survived. The Famous Dave's gift card and a shot at Captain Cheese Curd's MOD Title were the spoils of war.

5) Bonus Match: In a landmine deathmatch, Harry Blackstone defeated his tag partner New Jill by pinfall at 11:25.

A wild match that saw partners go to war in a knee-jerk decision by MFW Lead Official Hippie Joe. Harry got the win with a superkick and perhaps got a bit more respect from Jill. We will see how this affects Chicago Fire going forward.

No matches have been announced for Episode 31 as of yet, we should have more news on Tuesday.

As always, watch MFW TV every Thursday night at 7PM Central on Twitch!

MFW TV Episode 31 Results:

1) Korr Miller squashed Justin Hanzschmitt in 5:45 after a double rotation moonsault.

Korr easily racked up win #3 in dominant fashion. Another Miller/Brandy MFW title match will happen soon as the Unhappy Hour partners go to war once more. As for Hanzschmitt, he has an interesting challenge ahead on Episode 32. More on that a bit later...

2) Animal House defeated Trailer Thrash in 27:37 when Sandy pinned Karen with Time after Time (Bridging German/Bridging Tiger suplex combo).

A rough-and-tumble, back-and-forth affair that saw both teams give a ton of effort, but Animal House get to extend their win streak to 2.

3) Slap-Or-Tap took care of Low Hanging Fruit in 13:31 with a machine suplex from Holly Ames.

Looking more like a team this week compared to their first outing, Slap-Or-Tap were dominant throughout other than a short flurry from Balls. 2 matches, 2 wins ... can the new duo of fierce females get on a Snap/Suplex-type of run?

4) Non-Title match: MFW Champion Benny Brandy beat MFW Lead Official Hippie Joe in 8:23 with Bounced.

With the mindset that iron sharpens iron, Joe decided Benny needed a match to stay sharp. Joe took it to him for most of the match, but a Bounced outta nowhere sealed the deal for the champ.

5) Main Event: MFW MOD Proving Ground Landmine Deathmatch- Champion Capt. Cheese Curd put away Harry Blackstone in 10:19 after a tackle/hip drop combo.

The Chicago Wizard tried to make it the full 15 minutes for the draw, but the Captain threw his weight around effectively in this contest. Numerous splashes, hip drops and heavy hands proved too much for Blackstone.

MFW TV Episode 32 Preview:

- Per viewer spheric_cube's "Be Da Bookerman!" channel points reward, he has asked for an answer to one of MFW's burning questions: Are Justin Hanzschmitt and "Fred Hanson" one and the same? We will find out as "Fred" takes on Justin next week!
- In a huge main event we will see the returning Caine along with his partner Randy Goodneighbor once again clash with Trailer Thrash, this time in a match with very high stakes in an effort to put this feud to rest. It will be an epic "Lucha de Apuestas"! The wager? Hair versus Hair. After the match, the losing duo's characters WILL BE EDITED LIVE ON STREAM, taking away their precious locks.

Be sure to tune in next Thursday and every Thursday on Twitch at 7PM Central to see what happens next on MFW TV!

MFW TV Episode 32 Results:

An amazing episode filled with action, drama, solved mysteries and lost locks... MFW TV this week was definitely must-see! Let's get to the results!

1) Red Hansen defeated I. Ron Montaine in 11:19 via reverse package piledriver.

A fine hoss battle, just the way MFW Lead Official Hippie Joe likes 'em.

2) Da Hoss Men were victorious over Da Yoopers duo of S.K. & Susan in 11:12 via body splash and pin.

Da Yoopers started hot but in fairly quick order it was all Hoss Men. The poor Yoopers are back to slumping...

3) Slap Or Tap gained win #3 over Animal House in 17:33 with a referee stoppage.

Fast-paced and violent, this was a excellent contest with both teams bringing their A game. The mix of styles and speed created a "Hybrid Heaven" environment.

4) Fred Hanson got Justin Hanzschmitt to submit to a Reverse STF at 22:27.

Remember mirror matches from Mortal Kombat? This was very much like that, as both competitors had similar moves and showed an abundance of caution. They seemed to know each other very, very well...and that reason was revealed after the match. "Fred Hanson" is in actuality Justin's twin brother Ian Hanzschmitt!

5) Main Event: Lucha de Apuestas! Trailer Thrash took the hair and dignity of Feet of Fury via submission at 19:04. Caine tappped to Don's Every Last Cent elevated cloverleaf.

A barely controlled war that often spilled to the ringside area with both teams pulling out all the stops. Only one team could prevail though and that was the trailer park royal couple, Don & Karen. As if losing their hair wasn't enough, Don again tried to injure Caine, refusing to let go of the hold after the bell. Caine's signature ponytail and Randy's sweet rocker locks are now gone, but even now I don't think this rivalry is over.


Episode 33 Preview: MFW Title match

- "Milwaukee's Beast" Korr Miller will challenge again for the MFW Title versus his tag partner and current champion "Old-Fashioned" Benny Brandy
- Lucha del Norte, Chicago Fire and other teams in tag action
- And much, much more!

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