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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 3, 2021 20:31:30 GMT
Week 105: Let's Explode AgainOh boy, we just wrapped that tournament. But did you know we have an entire other half of the roster too? Well damn, here's some of that. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Two old people doing old people stuff Agnes Paragon vs. Palpatine #2 Singles Match A real hero wouldn't beat up a homeless person. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio #3 Singles Match This match is like a car crash. But the Car Crash is also Rick's Finisher Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson #4 Tag Team Match The Grunts are back! And they'll eat some muscle magic! Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam #5 Singles Match Gorefest Shmorefest, let's have a "normal" match Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Slaughter #6 Singles Match You just know these two buffoons fly around a lot. Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning #7 Seven Deadly Pins Haven't had one of these in a good while so this should be fun. Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Flash Hammer vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Mina Park (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 7, 2021 11:19:33 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 10, 2021 19:43:48 GMT
Week 106: Die#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Hayley got sat on so hard she got nocked out so here we are. Agnes Paragon ("c") vs. Hayley Simmons #2 Singles Match Guess we'll finally hear Josef's new theme. Anna May vs. Josef Dub #3 Singles Match rip dicky p Richardson Peterson vs. Mr. Shakedown #4 Three-Way Player, game and the blood. Steve Dirt vs. Guzma vs. Arcade Legend ASS #5 Singles Match Pretty sure Tara's no cop. So if she loses it's actually because Pig Destroyers finisher is a Reverse Hanging Piledriver that sometimes escalates to the Gory Special Piledriver, sometimes known as the Copkilla, and heads are the weak points of most humans. Tara Milleneon vs. Pig Destroyer #6 Singles Match Aint no Dracula. Fomore vs. Koji Kojinaka #7 Underworld Darkweight Title This is Danny's second chance to win the Darkweight Title and he's only up against the person who's currently the top ranked wrestler in OHPW due to winning the Tournament. Let's see how far Angus can elevate this title... or Danny V5 Danny V5 vs. Angus McMutton (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 14, 2021 12:16:22 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 17, 2021 21:26:03 GMT
Week 107: Look at this team! We're gonna do great!Waoh, just one week till the PPV, but look at this card, though. #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch In your head, in your head, they are fighting... with their slams, and their drivers and their... oh wait, one of them isn't even a zombie yet. Agnes Paragon ("c") vs. Undeddie Guerrero #2 Singles Match Two nice ladies and both of them like to fly. This can only go well. Lea Lionheart vs. Blaze Rider #3 Tag Team Match It's the Bloodtober Gorefest peeps! (Also Family Man) Steve Dirt & Family Man vs. Kelsey & Maya #4 Singles Match Destroyers and spinny Brainbusters, we got it all in this one match. Skullistiar vs. Nawt A Robutt #5 Singles Match We're bringing you that Joshi vs. Exotico action! Kayu Zakisaka vs. Bone Idol #6 Singles Match Could it be? That Ricc is truly too thicc for NYG? Not Your God vs. Ricc 2 Thicc #7 Legion Tag Championships PP are now four time champs. That's impressive. SoS only held the titles two times. School of Slam vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 21, 2021 12:17:54 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 24, 2021 18:45:19 GMT
Week 108: AT DOOM'S GATE -Solid-PPV Time!  This is the third instalment of At Doom's Gate. Hence "Solid". #1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch FINAL This is the last time we do this. Who will be the final Jabroni? Agnes Paragon ("c") vs. ???? #2 Singles Match Time for Sexton's final evaluation. Freddie Hope vs. Sexton Blud #3 Legion Tag Championships They are new to being tag partners but they are already here. Maya and Kelsey vs. School of Slam (c) #4 Singles Match Actually, these two are facing each other because they are ranked equally. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Danny V5 #5 Seven Deadly Pins Ah shit. We got four tag teams in this Battle Royal! Ungaah vs. Arggah vs. Austin Ramon vs. Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Chief Engineer vs. George Cluwney vs. Josef Dub vs. Mina Park (c) #6 Singles Match - No DQ There's match to be finished here. Cock Thunder vs. Suzan Blades #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship It's been a while since Fomore is in this spot but they sure earned it. Fomore vs. Angus McMutton (c) #8 Infernal Hellweight Championship Let us witness these two open Doom's Gate - Actually, this match closes the show, fuck. Black vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 28, 2021 12:07:00 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Mar 31, 2021 20:23:44 GMT
Week 109: Pizza is JusticeThis Saturday at the usual time. Check it out. #1 Blasphemous Contruct This is an easter celebration. Hail Satan. F.O.E. vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Skullistair vs. Not Your God #2 Singles Match This one's a money match as far as we know. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Dicky P #3 Singles Match Come to think of it, this one's an LPFWA reunion in a way. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Boob Marley #4 Tag Team Match The saga continues. These teams had a friendly rivalry for a while now. SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float #5 Singles Match Can Isabel defeat the concept of slacking off? Tune in to find out. Isabel Ibarra vs. Vacation Skeleton #6 Singles Match Big match for Sexton. Let's see if his old light tube trick works on someone who'll crush his brain. Pantha vs. Sexton Blud #7 Seven Deadly Pins EGO vs. Spitbal vs. Haz Matt vs. Dash Rendar vs. Florida Man vs. VACANT vs. Suman. vs. Arggah (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Apr 4, 2021 10:09:30 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Apr 14, 2021 18:11:55 GMT
Week 110: I skipped a week!Yeah, I skipped a week and now I forgot all the storylines and characters. But the show will be at the usual time. Even though I forgot to stream. It'll be fine. Here's a card. #1 Singles Match DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik #2 Singles Match Palpatine vs. Florida Man #3 Tag Team Match Danny V5 & Bone Idol & Super Samio vs. Kayu Zakisaka & Isabel Ibarra & Blaze Rider #4 Singles Match Midas Minoson vs. Tara Milleneon #5 Singles Match Harmony Gray vs. Manic Misanthrope #6 Singles Match Suzan Blades vs. Dash, ugh. #7 Legion Duo Championships SHA-MO vs. Kelsey and Maya (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Apr 18, 2021 11:33:05 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Apr 21, 2021 21:36:10 GMT
Week 111: 1Okay, I'll be honest thinking of Episode titles is getting harder somehow. But I figured this one is okay. Oh, right. Show at the usual time. #1 Singles Match Austin Ramon vs. Grace Thoruson #2 Four-Way Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Hayley Simmons #3 Singles Match Flash Hammer vs. Doctor Mutant #4 Singles Match Koji Kojinaka vs. Pig Destroyer #5 Tag Team Match Space Wizards vs. The Fun Gang #6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match Dash, unfortunately vs. Harmony Gray #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Pantha vs. Angus McMutton (c)
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Post by IGgy IGsen on Apr 25, 2021 12:06:50 GMT
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Post by IGgy IGsen on May 5, 2021 16:04:29 GMT
Week 112: WELCOME TO DIE #1 Seven Deadly Pins Dicky P vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Steve Dirt vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Agnes Paragon vs. VACANT (c) #2 Singles Match This one guy is new. Let's put him against someone known for setting shit on fire and kicking balls. Mina Park vs. Sapp Ledesma #3 Tag Team Match It's funny because Team Skull has no skeletons while The Fung Gang has three. Team Skull vs. The Fun Gang #4 Singles Match Two warriors about to test their asses. Sexton Blud vs. Suman #5 Singles Match Cou can't put an anime in an armbar. Anna May vs. Not Your God #6 Legion Tag Championships Spoilers: The Fun Gang win by DQ again, thus not winning the title (officially) The Fun Gang vs. Kelsey & Maya (c) #7 Underworld Darkweight Championship Angus won it from Dash. And I'm not sure Dash wants it back but he can try. Dash Rendar vs. Angus McMutton #8 Infernal Hellweight Championship Most of the time, the first defense is against someone significant, to prove that it was not just a fluke. Suzan, Pantha, Harmony and Grace. Each three defenses or more. The Mount Crushmore of OHPW. Harmony is the third among them to get a chance to surpass that by becoming the first two-time Hellweight Champion. I should probably start hyping shit like this up more. Harmony Gray vs. Black (c)
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