Post by Princess Pepperoni on Jun 16, 2022 6:58:31 GMT
A problem was brewing in the House of Nakajima, and that problem was Hana Brightly. Week after week Nakajimasama and her family have tried to knock her down but only continued to fail in their efforts. Even Kyosuke Nakajima, who had both the height and weight advantage over the QTWA Champion couldn’t topple her rising momentum. In fact! Things have become so dire that the Nakajimas had to resort to underhanded tactics just to save face. Hinari had slid into the ring and together she and her brother tried to bring Brightly down a peg only for a surprise to leap from the depths: Ribbit! Together the women joined forces and forced the Nakajimas to scatter. Their alliance had started a buzz amongst both the Sakura Pro locker room and their cheering faithful. Hana Brightly wasn’t alone anymore, would this ultimately lead to the end of the House?
We’re invited to Hana’s toothy smile before the camera zooms away and reveals the setting in full. Both she and Ribbit are standing back-to-back with their arms folded like they’re ready to drop their next album. Unfortunately neither had the cadence to rap so a musical endeavors would only go as far as posing. It did look cool though, didn't it?
Hana Brightly: Naka, are you afraid yet? You must be. I can feel the disparity oozing from your House.
Ribbit: Oozing…?
Hana Brighty: Um, yeah Ribbit, oozing.
Ribbit: I don’t feel any oozing, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: I’m trying to be metaphorical! ShutupI’mtryingtosoundcoolribbitgeeze.
Ribbit: Sorry, ribbit. Continue to be ‘cool.’
Clearing her throat, Hana tries to remain her composure and sticks out a finger like she’s about to end the House of Nakajima with some radical verbiage. Only? She seemingly lost her train of thought. Her finger lowers in defeat, a dark cloud now looming overhead.
Hana Brightly: Well, now I don’t feel very cool…
Ribbit: Ribbit, you beat the Divine Dragon, that’s pretty cool if you ask me. Cool as a cucumber, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: That’s right. I did. He didn’t look so ‘divine,’ either. Another Nakajima to bite the dust. You must feel embarrassed. I mean, if you can’t beat me, Naka, what hope do your family members have?
Ribbit: None, ribbit. Just like any fly who dares to buzz overhead.
Hana Brightly: And I’ve seen her eat flies, Naka. That tongue ain’t no gimmick.
Ribbit’s tongue snaps like a whip before recoiling back to her mouth. Hana points at Ribbit with her thumb, nodding with absolute approval.
Ribbit: Ain’t no gimmick, ribbit!
Hana Brightly: See, she’s been a member of Sakura Pro long enough to realize the terror the Nakajimas pose to the company. With our combined ability and agility there isn’t anything you can hope for, Naka. Heck, Ribbit did you see Hinari in her title match?
Ribbit: I did, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: Remind me, what happened?
Ribbit: Ribbit, get this. She couldn’t concentrate, and she lost. Serves her right, if you ask me, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: That’s right, for someone who cheated their way to a championship opportunity, Hinari still couldn’t get the job done. That must eat you up inside. Every family member is realizing this reality you built for them? Is crumbling at the foundation, Naka.
Ribbit: Crumbling, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: You’re not gods. You’re not untouchable. This house you built isn’t made of brick.
Ribbit: And it isn’t made of sticks, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: It’s made of straw, Naka. Ribbit and I? We’re going to blow it all down!
Together Hana and Ribbit then stand side by side as the camera zooms in on their faces. Then simultaneously they both enthusiastically inhale before blowing a ton of air and spit at the camera. It’s cute, because Ribbit’s tongue flails before the camera ‘flies’ away and the scene comes to a close.
We’re invited to Hana’s toothy smile before the camera zooms away and reveals the setting in full. Both she and Ribbit are standing back-to-back with their arms folded like they’re ready to drop their next album. Unfortunately neither had the cadence to rap so a musical endeavors would only go as far as posing. It did look cool though, didn't it?
Hana Brightly: Naka, are you afraid yet? You must be. I can feel the disparity oozing from your House.
Ribbit: Oozing…?
Hana Brighty: Um, yeah Ribbit, oozing.
Ribbit: I don’t feel any oozing, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: I’m trying to be metaphorical! ShutupI’mtryingtosoundcoolribbitgeeze.
Ribbit: Sorry, ribbit. Continue to be ‘cool.’
Clearing her throat, Hana tries to remain her composure and sticks out a finger like she’s about to end the House of Nakajima with some radical verbiage. Only? She seemingly lost her train of thought. Her finger lowers in defeat, a dark cloud now looming overhead.
Hana Brightly: Well, now I don’t feel very cool…
Ribbit: Ribbit, you beat the Divine Dragon, that’s pretty cool if you ask me. Cool as a cucumber, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: That’s right. I did. He didn’t look so ‘divine,’ either. Another Nakajima to bite the dust. You must feel embarrassed. I mean, if you can’t beat me, Naka, what hope do your family members have?
Ribbit: None, ribbit. Just like any fly who dares to buzz overhead.
Hana Brightly: And I’ve seen her eat flies, Naka. That tongue ain’t no gimmick.
Ribbit’s tongue snaps like a whip before recoiling back to her mouth. Hana points at Ribbit with her thumb, nodding with absolute approval.
Ribbit: Ain’t no gimmick, ribbit!
Hana Brightly: See, she’s been a member of Sakura Pro long enough to realize the terror the Nakajimas pose to the company. With our combined ability and agility there isn’t anything you can hope for, Naka. Heck, Ribbit did you see Hinari in her title match?
Ribbit: I did, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: Remind me, what happened?
Ribbit: Ribbit, get this. She couldn’t concentrate, and she lost. Serves her right, if you ask me, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: That’s right, for someone who cheated their way to a championship opportunity, Hinari still couldn’t get the job done. That must eat you up inside. Every family member is realizing this reality you built for them? Is crumbling at the foundation, Naka.
Ribbit: Crumbling, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: You’re not gods. You’re not untouchable. This house you built isn’t made of brick.
Ribbit: And it isn’t made of sticks, ribbit.
Hana Brightly: It’s made of straw, Naka. Ribbit and I? We’re going to blow it all down!
Together Hana and Ribbit then stand side by side as the camera zooms in on their faces. Then simultaneously they both enthusiastically inhale before blowing a ton of air and spit at the camera. It’s cute, because Ribbit’s tongue flails before the camera ‘flies’ away and the scene comes to a close.
