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"This Monday, I make my first Grand Championship defense here in MNW, against Supremo Guerrero, and I'm PUMPED!
Why? Here's why: because I've just earned a shot at regaining my FPW Redacted Tag Team Championship, and because here in MNW, I'm a DUAL Champion.
It's cliche to say 'I'm a fighting Champion', given that championship defenses are gonna get booked anyway, but that's what I've been since the VERY BEGINNING, all the way back in 2007...even though I technically didn't win a championship for many many years.
NEVERTHELESS, I'm going to step into that ring with Supremo Guerrero, shake his hand...and then proceed to utterly OBLITERATE his ribs, kidneys, head and face with KNEES, and successfully defend MY MNW Grand Championship.
MY belt, that belt which will stay around MY waist as long as I can continue to THROW KNEES like LeBron throws Threes and Tom Brady throws Touchdowns with ease!
MY belt, and nobody else's.

Why?

...Because KNEES.
ALWAYS because KNEES."

Tomas the Tiny Giant: they tried to make my team with the crippler of people work, BUT IT DID NOT WORK! they tried to make tomas play nice, BUT TOMAS IS NOT NICE! and now the crippler of people has had his time on the wrestling of monday night crippled BY THE TINY GIANT! TOMAS IS NOT DONE YET! TOMAS MUST CLIMB BACK UP THE MOUNTAIN OF MONDAY NIGHT AND REGAIN THE THREE CROWNS OF TOMAS! just wait, i will show everyone, tomas will show them all, the tiny giant will rise again...

Dangerous Nicholas Alger: Yeah, go figure. That sorta sucked. I'm used to it though, win some, lose more. Busy running the UCSS, but that doesn't mean the old fire doesn't burn, even after that disaster. Oh well, I'm too old and traveled to let a loss like that keep me down. It is what it is.

Esi Dogboe: I have one chance left now. I will make the best of it, because I am not a quitter. I am not a loser. If I were, I would never left Ghana. But I am strong, and even if I lose, I will lose and leave here as a fighter!

Jean-Pierre Mutombo: The Charisma Kings are back in the hunt! Mr. Timothy James and the African Supersensation again have a chance to do what we have set out to do from the first day we decided to team. We will set our sights on gaining the Tag Team Championships of Monday Night! And we know that even through the failed chances to grasp upon the opportunities of days past, even through the time which we did not tag, we knew that our chance would come again! We knew it! I, Jean-Pierre promise that we will not let all the wonderful people who support us down! It is not that our opponents are weak, no, not by any means! Trauma Ward is a very scary team! They place fear in the hearts of any person of a rational mind! But we Charisma Kings are not rational! We hope and believe in the support of the people, that it will rocket us back to the top, and when we reach that priceless opportunity yet again, I want one and all to know that we did do it alone! We have never stood alone! No, we stand on the shoulders of the giants of the people! The people will rise us up, and we will never forget that! So bring us to the promised land, and we will deliver!

Undercard

Stan Classic beat Jerry Fiendish in 22 Min 49 Sec with a Turning Short Range Lariat. Rating: 75%

Jean-Pierre Mutombo beat Kristofferson in 18 Min 56 Sec with a Supersensational Drop. Rating: 87%

Pagan Lin beat Bai Hu in 11 Min 36 Sec with a Dark Side of Kyrat. Rating: 93%

Dr Q beat Jet Henry in 12 Min 41 Sec with a Super Bomb. Rating: 81%


Losers Leave MNW

Bullshit defeated Dina Samael & Esi Dogboe by lastly beating Dina Samael in 26 Min 15 Sec with a Bullplex 2017. Rating: 90%

Speedway Championship Match

Tomas beat Chun in 8 Min 49 Sec with a Ball Peen Hammer to win the Speedway Championship. Rating: 80%

Deathmatch Championship House of Knives Match

Cleaver beat Vulcan Vesuvius in 17 Min 28 Sec with a First Victim to win the Deathmatch Championship. Rating: 100%

Grand Championship Match

Supremo Guerrero beat FreedoM in 16 Min 1 Sec with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch. Rating: 97%

Scene: Supremo Guerrero's dimly lit study room. The walls are completely covered with bookshelves, all stacked with books, organized almost perfectly. It is obvious how meticulous the man behind the mask is, every detail counts. The only places that aren't covered by a bookshelf are reserved for large pictures with dark frames. As the camera pans the room you can see the pictures are of Eddie Guerrero, El Santo, Blue Demon, Ultimo Dragon and JD Delphin.  Supremo Guerrero walks through his study, MNW Championship around his waist and makes his way over a standing green chalkboard behind his desk. The board is full of formulas. The formula has been called by many names, The in Ring Formula, The Wrestling Cosmic, the theory of victory. Supremo accepts all of these names, but he slowly grabs an eraser and quietly erases the chalkboard. After the board is clear, Supremo jots down a few things in chalk. First a picture of two gold championships, then a stick figure representing himself. Then the numbers 1,2,3 in parenthesis. Next and equal sign, and a question mark. 


Supremo Guerrero: Part one of the formula has been written and thoroughly tested. The formula led me to championship gold. Phase 2 of the formula has to help me keep the gold while continuing to be a fighting champion. I will be the greatest luchador of all time. 

Jean-Pierre Mutombo: So it again comes back to where we have been going all this time! The road is long and winding, but even a path through the tall grass and the forest will return to the city if one sticks with it! Again, the Charisma Kings are back to have a match for the tag team titles! Mr. Timothy James has been superb and tremendous in his own matches lately! He is ready! I, Jean-Pierre have shown that I am better than ever before! I am ready! We have won against the odds, against a super tough, scary pair of opponents, several times now in recent memory! We are ready! And now, we again stand ready, with the backing of our faithful fans, to finally do what we have wanted for all of this time that we have waited! We are not going to stop! We will not relent! Not until we win the tag team titles of Monday Night Wrestling! Then, finally, the fans will be able to cheer for the World Champion Tag Team Champions, the Charisma Kings, in the way that they have wished to for so long! It is time! It is past the time for this to happen! Let us make this happen!