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Post by amsterDAN on Jul 4, 2019 18:29:11 GMT
Sounds like a Fatal July 4-Way so far. Great stuff everyone. You know what? 4 people is a rather appropriate number of competitors considering the day, so I'm gonna close up the challenges for now and we're gonna have us a good old All-American Fatal Four(th of July)-Way! I'm particularly pleased because this match is gonna pit against each other four exemplary edit makers that I admire, and I'm confident y'all's edits will do 'Murica proud. Coming up shortly, in celebration of both majestic purple mountains and majestic purple jackets: AMERICAN MULLET
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SENATOR STEVE PHILLIPS
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LEO ROSSA
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PB XAN
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Post by Zealot on Jul 4, 2019 19:50:38 GMT
This is too much 'Murica to handle. And I just got done watching the military parade that wasted our monies.
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Post by magmadiver on Jul 4, 2019 19:53:57 GMT
Wish I’d made PB (Patriotic Boy) Xan some Apollo Creed-style flag shorts for this before going away this weekend 😩
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Post by amsterDAN on Jul 5, 2019 0:22:36 GMT
LUXURIOUS PURPLE JACKET: EPISODE #38guest starring Senator Phillips , aroo , Zealot & magmadiver What do you get when you mix together red, white & blue?A particular shade of PURPLE, of course. Ladies & Gentlemen
Welcome to the First Annual
ALL-AMERICAN FIRST-FALL
FATAL FOUR(th of July)-WAY!The Most Patriotic-Looking Man on the Planet
AMERICAN MULLET
vs
A Highly Regarded Name in Pro-Wrestling Politics
SENATOR STEVE PHILLIPS
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The Legendary Two-Time Superbowl Hero
LEO ROSSA
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Our Reigning Master of the Purple Jacket…
He Has Five Million Followers on Soundcloud...
As Well As Hoes in Different Area Codes...
PB XAN NOTE ABOUT THE FILMING OF THIS MATCHI experimented with a way to make Freecam actually, like, work during battle royal match modes, and recorded this match that way. You guys are my guinea pigs. So I realize the camera occasionally wigs out and like misses a pin in progress and stuff, but for the most part I think things went well. It’s a little frenetic at first but kinda settles down as the wrestlers slow down some. Personally, I felt that for every moment of camera wackness, there were several moments where the freecam made things a little extra epic, so I say it was a fair tradeoff. Don't like it? Tough titties, old man. RESULTAMERICAN MULLET MAKES PB XAN TAP
AND TAKES AWAY HIS JACKET! Animosity between Leo Rossa and Senator Steve Phillips seemed to grow and grow throughout this match, and in they end they were too distracted with one another to notice a busted-open and bloody American Mullet applying a killer Cattle Mutilation to PB Xan, driving his spiky mullet deep between the champ’s shoulder blades and causing the rapper to become the tapper. (Even our own cameraman nearly missed it!) American Mullet proved himself a worthy champion in this match, sharing with us such memorable moments as a top rope elbow drop on all three opponents at once, as well as one of the odder whiffed outside dives I’ve ever seen. His name has been added to the Purple Pantheon of Champions, and the reign of the The Mulleted One begins now!
Laydays and fellers, challenges are…  |
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Post by Zealot on Jul 5, 2019 3:09:02 GMT
American Mullet: God Bless America! Holy Fuck! Where's the Vicodin!? Get me a beer too!
For real though. There were a lot of killer spots in that match. Mullet's triple elbow drop, his outside "dive" lol, and Xan getting apron suplexed and the ensuing brawl.
I knew Mullet was up to the challenge but I never expected him to win. Crazy. I'll have to incorporate this into tomorrow's battle royal he's a part of in SUPER NOVA. This may have been too much 'Murica for his own good. |
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Post by gambler on Jul 14, 2019 18:08:29 GMT
After getting his first win, and with the success of the last PCP show, “Gambler” Gorham felt unstoppable. Instead of planning for the next event, he went out to the casino’s with the other members of Binge & Purge. After a week of gambling and partying, Gorham was on the hot streak of his life. This was the last night they planned on staying.
*All three men walking to the casino hotelNick Hetfield: What a week! Almost makes me forget about losing to that asshole Big Bama Ray. Justin Loomis: Yeah that was a blast. Time to get back home and get focused. Jeff Gorham: Boys after a streak like this I can’t call it a night and go home. I think it’s time to go for the big one. Hetfield: Dude you already made a shit load of money, let’s get some rest and get out of here in the morning. Gorham: No, I mean I’m going for...The Big One. Hetfiel & Loomis: (whisper at the same time) Purple Jacket. *Gorham nods his head to agreeGorham: If I’m not back within the week tell Hoss Mack Sr. to run things while I’m gone. Loomis: Don’t you want us to go with you? You might need some backup. Gorham: I don’t know why, but I feel that I must do this alone. *Gambler pulls out his phone and proceeds to record himself cutting a promoGorham: I love America, and I like mullets. So, American Mullet, it ain’t personal, but the streak I’ve been on the last week can’t be ignored. The only way I could be riding higher is by getting my arms inside that beautiful jacket you hold in you’re possession. See ya soon.
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Post by Zealot on Jul 14, 2019 20:02:51 GMT
The scene opens up to a trailer park at night where we see American Mullet wearing nothing but a pair of tattered blue jean shorts and the Luxurious Purple Jacket. He's smoking a cigarette while occasionally sipping a Budweiser and occasionally chuckles as his bug zapper lantern claims another victim.
American Mullet: Ha! Another one down and a 'nother can to open. This is summer to the max!
Mullet cracks open another cold one as Tracy Transam comes out with a wireless receiver from the landline phone deal these two knuckleheads ended up with after signing with the devil incarnate local cable and internet provider despite not having a computer. Regardless, she appears slightly more motivated than her usual lazy self to interrupt Mullet's idea of entertainment.
Tracy Transam: Hey you! You got a call and I got kids to feed!
Mullet: If it's the tax man, I ain't answerin'
Transam: It's some guy wanting that purdy jacket of yers.
Mullet: I ain't partin' with this anytime soon. It's better than our mattress set.
Transam: The guy says he's a gambler or something.
Mullet jumps out of his chair.
Mullet: Fuck, ya coulda told me that. I LOVE that fuckin' song. He tourin' agin?
Transam: I don't think it's...
Mullet: Say no more. This could be my way to raking in some more cash. I got to get the deed back.
Transam: What did yew SAY!!??
Tracy throws the phone at Mullet and chases after him with crying child in hand and a frying pan in the other. Mullet breaks for it.
Mullet: Kenny always did say I had to know when to run. I'm runnin' now. YEEHAW!
Mullet dashes towards the general direction the club he won the jacket was in as the scene fades.
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Post by amsterDAN on Jul 20, 2019 16:31:09 GMT
EXTREMELY BAD NEWS
I realize that the next episode of LPJ is already rather late, and unfortunately it's gonna be quite a bit later than this in the end because somehow I've managed to cook all my data, lose all my cam angles, and lose all my custom sounds, among other things. Last night I sat down to record this match, my computer rebooted apropos of fucking nothing, and everything is completely borked now. So while I am positive I'll be able to get everything back and better than ever, it's gonna take me a good while because of how comprehensively screwed everything is right now, not to mention I am so irate at the moment that I just need to take a few days off from all things Fire Pro. Apologies everybody, particularly to the two dudes waiting on their match to be run. I'll get things going again as soon as I can, but just to temper expectations a bit, I don't think it'll be any less than about another week.
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Post by Zealot on Jul 20, 2019 18:22:13 GMT
Boo urns. Sorry to hear that, Dan.
Sending Luxurious Purple vibes your way.
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Post by Senator Phillips on Jul 20, 2019 19:03:21 GMT
Yeah, just take your good time on this one, nothing more irritating than having the computer decide it wants to change everything on its own without your direction. Mine once uninstalled Fire Pro and put it in another directory, which was horrible, but I didn't lose all my setups like you did yours. We'll be here when you've gotten everything back in order.
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Jan 12, 2021 18:49:23 GMT
The Wrestling Monitor obtained surveillance footage outside the Luxurious Lounge earlier today that appears to show Warrior Pro wrestler Tommy “Masshole” O’Malley leaving the building in what appears to be the Luxurious Purple Jacket. The Lounge has been closed since the COVID pandemic shut down local businesses, and with it the continuous challenges for the Luxurious Purple Jacket. While the image above would seem to indicate theft, to date no formal charges have been filed with local authorities and the iWe has yet to comment. More to come as information is made available...
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Mar 17, 2021 21:08:57 GMT
A video was posted on WPW.com earlier today. In the video, an obviously inebriated "Masshole" Tommy O'Malley addresses the camera... |
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Post by Zealot on Mar 23, 2021 13:40:51 GMT
American Mullet: Son of a BITCH!
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Mar 26, 2021 18:52:53 GMT
It wasn't official. It wasn't sanctioned. It didnt even involve the true rightful owner. But after over a year of inactivity, the Luxurious Purple Jacket was defended...sorta TOMMY "MASSHOLE" O"MALLEY
vs "YOUNG GUN"
Recap: A more even matchup than one would have expected given the experience gap between the two men. Tommy seemed to be playing around with the rookie before finally putting the match away for good. Winner: Tommy O'MalleyAfter the match, iWe World Champion Bradley Banks came out to the ring... And because of this, challenges are still... |
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Post by LankyLefty17 on Apr 2, 2021 18:10:59 GMT
Sigh... well, the jacket had another (sorta?) defense, and it went about as well as you would expect:TOMMY "MASSHOLE" O'MALLEY
vs Bradley Banks
Recap: Well... it would seem we got the match we deserved. After a fairly even back and forth in the ring, Tommy took the match to the outside, where both men started exchanging blows before "The Masshole" managed to duct tape Brad Banks feet together, keeping him out of the ring and ending the match as a double count out. Right as the bell rang, Tommy sprinted out of the arena, leaving a furious Banks and continuing the saga of the stolen jacket...
Winner: DRAW And because of this, challenges are still... unfortunately.... |
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