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A message from Ruthless Nicole Alger

    And so another title cycle in Butterfloor draws to a close, and with the Second Open Singles Title completely open, we have two contenders lined up for the title. Here's the card for Butterfloor Episode #20!

    While Sanya is better known on Butterfloor for his tag team with Zhenka, this match he is flying solo, facing one of Butterfloor’s most well-known competitors. Sanya comes into this match looking for some redemption after an ignominious defeat to fellow Butterfloor regular Concrete Pete at Evergreen, while Edhem looks for a match outcome after a very silly countout draw in his last match against Hannes.

    Lexie and Priya seek to finally get their first doubles tag win, but they’ve chosen no small try to face for it, as they face fan favorite Team Shaka Zulu. Both Lexie and Zulu Lionheart may have lost their singles titles recently, but neither seem to be discouraged. A win here would go a long way for either team in their road to the tag titles.

    For once, Liz is not getting mixed up in another suplex contest. Well, not intentionally, at least. Instead, she faces the ever-present and ever-self-promoting Oleg Makos, perhaps trying to convince Liz to let him help her promote her cause.

    Perhaps in a show of force leading up to what many expect to be Revon challenging Ruthless Nicole Alger for the Lexie Barrett title, the Privileged have issued an open challenge to a four-on-four match. One wonders if the timing was meant to give them the win by default, as the only other major faction, the B.E.C., will be occupied with their tag title defense, and even if Lexie’s squad had found a fourth member, they too have their own match this show. Still, we have been told someone has stepped up to the challenge. All we know is the team is being headed by the other infamous brother, Tom Balls… whatever portend that has.

    After a rather embarrassing sweep at Sakura Pro’s Unit Battle Festival, the Necrolord has apparently decided that if you want something done right, do it yourself. Either that, or he needs better help. He may seek to achieve both here, as he faces half of the Bunch’a Amateurs in Zak Hayes.

    The first title cycle the American Apex competed for, their run was stopped short by the Privileged, just shy of challenging for the titles themselves. This time, they’re the ones contending for the titles. The American Apex have done well for themselves in Butterfloor, and taking the titles would be the ultimate culmination of that.
    But they face a team that has become a juggernaut amongst teams. Around the wrestling world, yes, but nowhere better seen than in Butterfloor, with the B.E.C.’s members doing consistently well and the team continuing to defend the title ever since the first title show. Its members might have been seen as underdogs coming into Butterfloor given the stylistic clash, but those days are clearly behind us.
    The question must be asked once again: Can the B.E.C. continue their title reign, or will the American Apex finally topple them?

    Bradley Carr might not be the first star that comes to mind when someone mentions Butterfloor, but it’s certainly not for lack of trying. The leader of his eponymous one-man faction has quietly built up one of the best singles records in Butterfloor despite being a regular on the show. There’s no doubt the man whose faction is just his name would love the chance to have a title named after him.
    Meanwhile, Candace Monroe’s rise as Phoenix Rising’s World Champion has been anything but quiet. While naysayers calling her title win a fluke have mostly disappeared, critics continue to point to her inconsistency, especially in non-stakes matches. But this match certainly has stakes, as she could end the night holding two different titles across two organizations. And in passing, if Monroe wins, the Limbtakers will hold both of Butterfloor’s singles titles.
    The Second Open Singles Title will be settled as this title cycle comes to a close, and a new era of Butterfloor is at hand. All that remains to be seen is who will lead it.

Bradley Carr

    Butterfloor regrets to inform its viewers that tonight's episode has been cancelled, after the staff has been too busy playing other video games the network has replaced our timeslot with a slew of direct-to-TV Christmas movies. I don't get it either, but we have every expectation to be on schedule next week.

Our web team has apparently decided to go on strike, so I'm here trying to put something up before tonight's show. It's not much, but it is the card for Butterfloor Episode #23!

I leave for months and you all left butter on the floor?

For real though, more original e-feds always get a yay from me.