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Enterprise Championship Wrestling Federation: Chapter One, New Movie Dudes

Setting: The setting of chapter one is the movie set of a new action thriller titled "Motor Mayhem". Andre Fagg "The Stylist" champion kick boxer and martial artist is the movie's producer. The protagonist for the movie is "The Bionic Man" Steve Majors. The synopsis of the movie plot is that vigilantes have taken over the major road ways of 1976 and a war is being waged with souped up cars equipped with very large weapons. A group of genetically superior humans from the future is being sent back in time to 1976 where it is their mission to restore order. The roster of the Enterprise Championship Wrestling Federation will serve as actors and stunt artists in this on going plot.

ANDRE:*In boisterous Italian accent* And cut scene! Excellent! So much emotion! But,... you lack conviction in your lines. I really need you to sell the emotions like a box of puppy mutts at a state fair Steve. Again, from the top!

MAJORS: Alright. *adjusts neck, back and forth, then leaves his hand on the back of his neck* conviction? Box of puppy mutts? State fair? Ok.

ANDRE: *Italian accent* Your emotive state was excellent, just lacking in personal preservation. You need to sell yourself to our expected audience.

MAJORS: So I'm the puppies?

ANDRE: *Italian accent* No, you are not. Puppys are just a metaphor, er simile rather.

MAJORS: Ok, I'm ready!

*Andre motions his hands, adjusts his barret, and settles onto his stool behind the camera.*

ANDRE: ACTION!

*Majors tilts head back and freezes*

MAJORS: No just listen to me lady! I'm not from this area, I don't practice the customs. I need the big guns. The bigger the better, if you can't get them for me I'll take my business else where. I was informed you could get me the 30 Caliber mounted machine gun and the rounds I'll be using with it?

LADY: State law requires a background check and a mandatory waiting time before I'm legally allowed to give you this list of weapons sir. Frankly dear, I don't care where your from.

*Majors gives a charming look that could melt ice on pavement*

MAJORS: I heard you were a swinger babe, couldn't you just accept my story and allow the details to sort themselves out?

*Woman, chuckles, blushes*

LADY: Swing.. I can't.. Where did y'all say you were from?

MAJORS: Huston, dear. I'm from Huston Texas pretty far east from here.

LADY: There is one way around that rule, if I sold you these weapons during a weapons expo convention sale. And your in luck, we're throwing one of those just around back just this minute!

MAJORS: What a coincidence!

*They disappear behind the desk and out of the scene together the lady leading Majors by the hand. Majors has a happy puppy dog look on his face as he follows attentively.*

ANDRE:*English accent* Great, cut, that's a wrap! Lets send this to post production pronto. Great job Steve, awesome work.*

MAJORS: Wheh, I thought I blew it again. You sure? I got a few more takes in me still.

ANDRE: *No accent* No Steve that will be fine. You can break for twenty while we set up the next scene.

MAJORS: What about the lady?

ANDRE: *No accent* She is also allowed to break for twenty.

MAJORS: Great!

ANDRE: *Gives a disturbed look* Actually why don't you stick around Steve. You can learn more about the car you'll be using on set.

MAJORS: The car! Oh that could be pretty interesting too!

ANDRE: Yes Steve, and the car won't mind you staring at it.

MAJORS: I don't think the lady wou...

ANDRE: No Steve, were moving on now. You need to stay in character for the next scene, we don't want you to use all that charm on the woman.

MAJORS: That makes good sense, your the Jefe Andre.

ANDRE: I am Steve.

MAJORS: No I'm STEVE, your Andre!

ANDRE:*English Accent* That we can agree on.

*Lady whispers thank you to Andre and leaves the immediate set.*

*The cars of "Motor Mayhem" are pristine vintage 70's era cars that are outfitted with real working machine guns and rocket launchers. A huge desert set of cities, bridges, oil feilds are where these cars operate and blow each other up. Huge rims, cutting edge laser guided rocket turrets, and custom paint jobs set these mechanized weapons apart from anything else on the roadways. Police vehicles, and Huey helicopters patrol and keep the place under some control, but mayhem persists. Demolition derby style contests keep the citizens placated.*

ANDRE: *English Accent* Take your car out for a spin Steve! Give your guns a try, clear your throat so to speak.

MAJORS: Oh, my throats fine, sir.

ANDRE: Again Steve, a metaphor.

MAJORS: Oow, I apologize sir. I'm the worst with scientific things.

*Andre smiles and apologetically affirms with a nod*

ANDRE: No problems, Steve. No problems.

*Steve Majors gets into his custom built Corvette styled car complete with 30 caliber mounted turret.*

MAJORS: Whoo, I'm gonna bust stuff up in this baby, Andre!

ANDRE: *English Accent* Ritey Oh, Steve. Good Show!

*Steve heads into the desert gently strolling along in his car. He has complete control of his surroundings. He chimes into his CB*

MAJORS: *Over Radio* Lets swing baby!

*Andre reports from his side with his own CB radio*

ANDRE: *Over radio* *English Accent* Swing you will, indeed. Some creepers headed your way. Give them your best our cameras are rolling on our end.

MAJORS: *Over Radio* Creepers inbound, confirmed.

*The cars begin to converge on one another. The creepers begin to fire some small caliber tracer rounds at Steve Majors modified Corvette styled car.*

MAJORS: Whoah, buddy your gonna scratch my paint job!

*Majors maneuvers his car in reverse. He uses the advanced targeting system to get a hard lock on the inbound creepers. The 30 caliber turret reacts precisely following his radar system to the inbound enemy cars.*

MAJORS: *Over Radio* Desist, or I will be forced to defend myself creep!

*Majors returns fire. Visible large caliber rounds erupt from his machine gun.*

CREEPER: *Over Radio* We gonna mess you up good playboy.

*Major continues to selectively deteriorate the creepers car with large caliber machine gun fire. The creeper flees out into the desert to avoid total destruction.*

MAJORS: *Over Radio* Creepers are toast, they're making a run for it. Heading back to base.

*Majors hits the radar jammer. He goes silent from any radar targeting systems.*

ANDRE: *Over Radio* *Italian Accent* Great take Steve! Very realistic, very raw. Setting up the next scene. Over.

MAJORS: *Over Radio* The next scene is over already?

ANDRE: *Over Radio* No Steve, I was just confirming the end of my transmission of information to you. Over.

MAJORS: *Over Radio* 10-4 confirmed. Ahh, got you Andre. I was just joking with you a bit. CB talk I just understand for some reason. Over.

*The next scene takes place at the munitions and weapons store where the previous scene took place. The lady is again attending the counter. Steve enters with the look of a man who has just put in a full day of work as a truck driver or mechanic.*

*Steve wipes his brow, and smiles approvingly at the lady.*

LADY: I heard about your heroics, those creepers have been giving some good people alot of trouble for some time now. Your a regular gentlemen.

MAJORS: No problem little lady. It's the least I can do, just defending myself. They fired first after all. You can just keep setting me up with weapons, and I'll continue to keep the creeps out of your little community here.

LADY: I think that sounds just right, swinger.

*Lady gives a wink and a smile. Andre nearly falls off of his stool.*

ANDRE: Cut! Good take! Great chemistry, your acting is spot on. We're moving along well, next we have to sell the idea that the two of you have bonded some and communicate the information that Steve is a time traveling super human sent from the future to save the past highways from vigilante creepers.

MAJORS: So I'm like a bionic man of some sort?

ANDRE: Your not "like a bionic man", you are The Bionic Man Steve Majors sent from the future to save the roadways from vigilante creeps who would endanger the lives of ladys' like our supporting cast here.

MAJORS: The Bionic Man Steve Majors, sounds sweet I'm down with what your saying Mister Fagg!

ANDRE: Andre, please Steve, call me Andre or sir. Not Mister Fagg.

MAJORS: Of course sir, Andre Sir.

*Lady rolls her eyes and giggles at the conversation she just overheard.*

ANDRE: OK, you are a time traveling super human ready to save this desert commune from harm. And, ACTION!

*Steve Majors looks comfortable and confident with his role.*

LADY: So is Huston Texas full of heroes like you, Steve Majors?

MAJORS: I'm afraid I wasn't completely honest with you hon. I'm not from the Huston Texas you know of.

LADY: That isn't like you Steve.

MAJORS: I'm from Huston, just...

LADY: Just, what?

MAJORS: I'm from the Huston Texas of the future. Our mission

LADY: "Our", are there more heroes like you

MAJORS: Yes, our mission was to select the best and brightest soldiers of our generation. We have been sent from future Huston Texas to the old Huston Texas where a historic conflict is taking place that decides our fates and the safety of the future. Can you swing that babe?

LADY: That is very farfetched, but things have been pretty bad around here for quite awhile. I could see the government deciding to do something about those vigilante creeps. They are quite lawless.

MAJORS: They jeopardize the very safety of this great nation, and more importantly to me they jeopardize your safety darling.

LADY: Oooh, you are a a bionic man from the future Steve Majors. I believe you!

*Steve Majors and the Lady embrace in a dramatic hug, Lady looks small and fragile in Steve Majors big arms.*

ANDRE: And CUT! Excellent! That was excellent Steve!

*Steve continues to hug at Lady, Lady begins to resist their embrace and shoves Steve away.*

ANDRE:*Italian Accent* Cut Steve, that was good. You can stop, now please.

MAJORS: Oh, I apologize. I was just all caught up in the moment.

ANDRE: *English Accent* Of course Steve, I noticed. That is the wonder of Theater.

*Lady gives a reluctant smile and leaves the immediate scene.*

*END CHAPTER ONE*