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Post by OrochiGeese on Sept 29, 2019 8:09:18 GMT
Alright, consider entries locked as of now, and over the weekend, I'll assemble the card for Horror of Hardcore. Very much looking forward to this! 👻 |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Oct 10, 2019 1:54:19 GMT
The card is finally ready! And there's some heavy hitters showing up for this double sized PEWA show, including some truly demented characters, and a returning legend.
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PEWA: Horror of Hardcore
Friday, October 25th at 8:00 PM (CT) at the Joe Frazier Arena in Philadelphia, PA
Main Event - Hellfire Explosion Match - PEWA Extreme Title Bout
Downtown Lucy Brown(C) vs. Jack Fury
After Lucy Brown won the title, she immediately offered a shot to Jack Fury. Fury, on a potential retirement tour, has stated that this will be his last chance to become the PEWA Extreme Champion, twenty years after the first time he won the belt, and the two will duke it out within the confines of the Hellfire Explosion match, a bout that will test everything that both competitors have to bear.
Co-Main Event - Master of the Arcane Challenge: Vampiric Duel
Sir Vladimir Henry (with Heidi Karnstein) vs. Jakob of Furis(OG-FPD)
Two nefarious forces will meet in a battle of the vampires of pro wrestling, Vladimir Henry's challenge being answered by the legendary, feared Jakob of Furis. Blood will be spilled, and the winner will surely believe himself the master of the night.
Exorcism by Blood
Victor Van Banning vs. The Demon Priest(Independent)
Van Banning has been on a longstanding mission to exorcize those who carry the curse of the supernatural within the squared circle, and will have a marvelous opportunity to do so against the Demon Priest, who may well see this as a chance to establish his own demonic presence.
Victims or Villians?
El Verde(El Evergringo and Eternamente Verde)(Phoenix Rising) vs. The Hell Butchers(Demon Otsu(ZIP Japan) and Cleaver(Blackrose))
El Verde may seem like the clear underdogs in this bout, taking on the destructive combined might of the Hell Butchers, but never count out their own violent tendencies.
Stick Thin Lighttube Battle
Mr. Bones(Independent) vs. Tomas the Tiny Giant
The Tiny Giant has been described as skeletal-thin, so it only makes sense that he takes on a man who bills himself as an actual skeleton. Of course, the light tubes will be on full display in this one.
The Wolf and the Zombie in the Insanitarium
Harvey Wolfman(Independent) vs. Bath Salts Zombie
A popular freelancer, Harvey Wolfman heard the call of the moon, and will be taking on the fearsome Bath Salts Zombie within the four walls of the Insanitarium cage.
Woman vs. Machine
Haylicron S(Independent) vs. CiCi Reno(OASIS)
A battle built cyborg and a tough as nails woman from the wrong side of the tracks. No, this isn't Terminator 2, but the second match on the card for Horror of Hardcore, with CiCi Reno of OASIS bringing her hard nosed style to bear against the cold metal effeciency of Haylicron S.
Rocky Ring
Dr. Frank'n'Verda(TIPWF) vs. Yamikuro
The TIPWF's resident exotico master technician, Valentina Verda dons the yearly Rocky Horror cosplay to take on one half of PEWA's Monochrome team, the ghostly Japanese woman, Yamikuro.
Clown Wars
Nightmare Clown(Warrior Pro/Lucha POWER) vs. Tenebro Clown(Independent) vs. Florida Man
The Horror of Hardcore will begin with a trio of demented freaks, including Nightmare Clown of Lucha POWER, the bizarre Tenebro Clown from the Special Needs stable, a man who beclowns himself on the regular without any makeup, Florida Man.
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Sitting back in their inner sanctum, Sir Vladimir Henry and Heidi Karnstein face the camera, a goblet in Henry's hands, and a goblet in Karnstein's.
Heidi Karnstein: Weeks ago, we issued an invitation. We asked for the darkest, most brutal, debased masters of the arcane to come test themselves against Sir Vladimir. There were many who answered.
Sir Vladimir Henry: Most were not worth my time. A few were on the surface, seemingly worthy.
Vladimir powered up the tablet, opening a video. On the screen, a tall, bald individual with ashes smeared across his gaunt face addressed the camera.
The Cremator: I am the Cremator! I am the Prophet of the Ritual of the Flame. Through me, all things will burn. And Sir Vladimir Henry, you find yourself in my old domicile in the PEWA. But I will return, and you will know what it feels like when the flame purifies all.
Vladimir: The Cremator may have a reputation for the esoteric, but he is quite simply, too tied to his fragile mortal frame to challenge me. The faded embers of his spark will not illuminate my dominance.
Heidi: But he was not the only one who attempted to answer.
Vladimir: No, he was certainly not.
A distinguished Englishman in a three piece suit addressed the camera on the next video.
Victor Van Banning: Vladimir Henry, you believe yourself immune, but I will pursue you to the far corners of the Earth to the gates of Hell itself, do not be mistaken, your reckoning may have been delayed, but your judgement has not been deferred.
Vladimir: Yet again, how droll. Of course, he was not the one I selected.
Heidi: Do show them the other one.
Vladimir: Yes, this one. The one that only sent me his voice.
Tracy Finn: Yeah, you what? What...what was I doing...oh, yeah, some sorta challenge. Whatever it is, bring it on, I guess.
Vladimir: Utterly pathetic.
Heidi: But there was one, oh yes, there was one who was not just worthy, but was everything we had hoped. Everything.
Vladimir Henry: And unlike the others, this one did not send his challenge by the modern digital ways. This one sent a letter, a letter with his own personal seal. A letter written...in blood.
Heidi Karnstein picked the letter off the table, holding it up to the camera. Sure enough, a rough scrawl on the parchment appeared to be penned in blood. The message: "I will have your blood, Jakob of Furis"
Vladimir Henry: Jakob of Furis has the reputation and more importantly, the mystic power and the blood worth spilling. And allow no doubt to manifest, it will be I who will exsanguinate you, Jakob of Furis, and it will be I who drains your powers for my own purposes. You may take your chances. You will fail.
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Post by OrochiGeese on Oct 10, 2019 5:21:16 GMT
It is an absolute honor to have Furis selected for this show!! 🤩 This is actually going to be his first official match back in 8 years. Hopefully his bat hinges aren't too rusty. He made an appearance in UBL last month but won't wrestle there until after Horror of Hardcore. I also want to thank Senator very much for helping me test him and offering his very helpful feedback. Senator endured many PM's of "Geese quoting" in order to help me strategize some of Furis new sequences and also helped console me 😭when I was having issues getting one of his running moves to pin. I gave Senator "contributor" credit on the Furis edit which I'll release ("Friends Only") at the end of this month. The thing is, Furis...he's just not as grateful or polite in response to being selected for this open challenge. In fact, he's kind of being a piece of guano about all of this. 🦇💩 Just get a load of his cold reaction to Vladimir's (awesome and very entertaining) promo!
*The camera fades into a coffin in a room with cold, stone walls. We see from the open window that the time of day quickly approaches sun down. Once the sun has finished its business for the day and the moon rises, the lid on the coffin begins to jiggle. A pale hand reaches out and slides the lid off. We suddenly hear a growl as another pale hand shooting into the frame suddenly grabs the hand of the man inside of the coffin. The man who the second hand belongs to steps into the shot and we see that it is Jakob of Furis. He begins choking the "life" out of the man inside the coffin, then lifts him up high in the air with one hand. After ignoring the man's pleas for mercy, Furis outstretches the sharpened nails from his other hand to punch at his throat.
The man falls down, struggling to breathe but having no similar challenge to bleed.
Furis watches him crawl around until he is limp. After kicking him to test his vitality, Furis mounts and begins his dinner. Five minutes later, Furis stands up and faces the camera. Blood trickles down his chin and neck.*
[Furis:] "Mare Sarboatare - the great feast. I open my mouth to feed, anything more is a vaste.
But I vill make a small exception upon my return to this vorld of vestling.
Vladimir - you talk too much. I don't need your respect, I need your blood.
Karnstein - stay out of our vay. The last voman who crossed me whose name started with an 'H' was put in a coma. Holly Valker lost a year of her life because she stood in the path of my fight with Orochi Geese.
But my greatest vrath is for my kind. As you can see *points to the fallen vampire who is turning various colors from rot*, I have no loyalty. And I have no patience for those who desire my power. If your power is unsatisfactory to you, do not expect it to overvhelm mine. All I vant from you is to dine and make a point.
I am back and, this time, I vill not be stopped.
Vhen I am done vith you Vladimir, I demand that Heidi point me in the direction of Victor Van Banning and the Cremator. Foolish they are, but to no detriment of the sweetness of their blood."
*Furis wipes some blood off his chin and tastes it as the scene fades.*
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Post by Senator Phillips on Oct 10, 2019 7:08:25 GMT
The best part about that was that Jakob did NOT include Tracy Finn in his list.
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Post by OrochiGeese on Oct 10, 2019 8:37:42 GMT
LOL even Furis had no idea what to make of Tracy  Furis: "Tracy's blood would just be empty calories." |
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Post by Senator Phillips on Oct 23, 2019 5:19:42 GMT
Quick reminder that this is airing this Friday at 8:00 PM CT
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Post by Bow on Oct 24, 2019 19:45:19 GMT
Haylicron S
HELLO HELLO HELLO! Unnamed CEO of HAYLICRON CORP. here!
In tandem with The Office, I have woven a very special partnership! You will see the first test of our latest Haylicron S! and it's against an actual human being this time!
Now I have googled our matchup. CiCi Reno! A very mean looking woman. I'm sure all that grit can handle our little Tier III Combat Android, she is kinda fast though. I hope that is not a deal breaker!
Now I have not been able to get in contact with OASIS! but I wish them and their competitor well in this contest! It will be a splendid show!...however. One issue remains sadly! We have not signed the waivers! But not to worry! Not to worry! Upon activation of our Android, OASIS relinquishes the right to seek any damages from HAYLICRON CORP., The Office or any other involved party. We will however send a customary gift basket if anything "bad" were to happen, and it's free! how cool!
Good luck, Have Fun!
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Post by Senator Phillips on Oct 25, 2019 15:29:55 GMT
The Office and the PEWA are very much pleased with the terms of the partnership with Halyicron Corp, and believe that it is astoundingly generous for the Corporation to offer a customary gift basket in the case of "bad" happenings. Yes, the Horror of Hardcore is tonight, at 8:00 PM CT! The PEWA Title is on the line, with Jack Fury making one last challenge! Vampires duel with the legendary Jakob of Furis returning after nearly a decade to take on the Machiavellian manipulator of the supernatural, Sir Vladimir Henry! Victor Van Banning seeks to purge the malignant presence of the Demon Priest! Tomas finds more Heaven than Hell as he and Mr. Bones do battle with light bulbs! El Verde might be the most uncooperative "victims" ever against the Hell Butchers! Who's bite is more rabid, Harvey Wolfman or Bath Salts Zombie? Two terrifying machines duke it out with CiCi Reno and Halyicron S! Valentina Verda seeks to do the Time Warp to counter the Grudge of Yamikuro! And to open things up, we sent in the clowns, with Tenebro Clown, Nightmare Clown and Florida ClownMan all doing battle! It's horrific! It's hardcore! It's what the PEWA does this time of year! Come catch the Horror of Hardcore on the Senatorial Streaming Service at www.twitch.tv/senatorphillips |
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Post by OrochiGeese on Oct 26, 2019 5:56:56 GMT
This was such a great show!! Vladimir and Furis had so much face biting that I think Heidi was getting jealous! So many hot matches and spots as well throughout the night 😎 |
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