Punk Pro Wrestling: Show #1 Results

The match started out with competitors immediately picking their targets. Mo Jamba jumped on Kanye Mask, Trapezoid Jr. and Pachinko Machine III fought one another, and Fluffy sort of just walked around the ring before Kanye Mask was eliminated. Fluffy soon followed, giving Mo Jamba a dominant start to the battle royal. The three remaining competitors fought for five more minutes until Mo Jamba would eliminate Pachinko Machine III before himself being eliminated almost immediately after.

Match time: 10:24

Winner and NEW Headbanger Champion - Trapezoid Jr.

There were SO MANY TAGS in this match! Seriously, every time a slam was connected, Adams would move to Sakamoto for a tag, and vice versa. SSB fought back, taking Adams to the floor and beating the Hell out of him, almost getting both Adams and Grayson counted out in the process. Grayson would then continue to work on Adams before SSB would set up for a Doomsday Device - but Keiji entered the ring and broke things up, connecting with a piledriver on Uno, and then one on Grayson! This allowed Adams to climb to the top rope, but Uno moved out of the way of Adams' elbow drop, and connects with a jumping bomb for the win.

Match time: 22:40

Winners: Super Smash Bros.

A very quick and flippy match between two very quick and flippy wrestlers. Fenix and GDub hit all of their big moves in the first five minutes, and the rest of the match was them trying to capitalize on the early offense. Fenix would send GDub into the ropes, thinking of a big move, but Galaxy Warrior would connect with a hurricanrana pin for the victory!

Match time: 9:02

Winner: Galaxy Warrior

The first ever Punk Pro main event was nothing short of a banger! 30 minutes of pure intensity as Johnny Rotten and Kenny Omega borught everything they had to the table! V-Triggers and lariats were flying all over the place, Omega tried to connect with a One Winged Angel, but Rotten would stop the attempt and slip behind Omega, connecting with a HUGE bridging German Suplex for only a count of two! Johnny Rotten would pull out all of his big moves in quick secession, connecting with a Package Piledriver, then a Phoenix Splash, but when Johnny went for the Burning Hammer - Kenny slipped around and connected with a Dragon Suplex! The match ended with Kenny going for a V-Trigger, but Johhny moved out of the way and grabbed him, drilling him down into the mat with a Burning Hammer and covering him for the win!!!

Match time: 30:55

Winner and NEW Punk Pro Champion: Johnny Rotten

Johnny Rotten was seated backstage, celebrating his win with the locker room. He thanked Kenny for the match, and told him that there was always next time. Kenny didn't answer, and just walked off before Galaxy Warrior entered the room, and being named the number one contender by the lockerroom, just being thrown into this championship match for show #2.