Hi there! My name's Takuan and you might remember me from The ModPack Documentation, GAME Pro Wrestling, and the Critical Edge segment where an anime demon whipped the son of God's ass!
Today I'm here to tell you about a new efed called W.A.V.E. Pro Wrestling. What is W.A.V.E. Pro wrestling? Well, W.A.V.E. stands for "Wild Action Vibrant Entertainment." But what does that mean? It's a realistic, down-to-earth show that's also swarming with magic robots. It's going to deal with real-life problems like you see every day, and also have far-out situations involving futuristic technology and supernatural elements! It's going to be character and story-driven with a focus on in-ring action and sportslike presentation. It will be all things to all people.
So come and see! twitch.tv/gameprowrestling
The first episode premiers this Thursday, June 6, at 8:00pm EST on Twitch over at twitch.tv/gameprowrestling
Last week on W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling, after a spectacular showcase of some of the strange and stupendous stars of W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling, owner and proprietor Emerson L. Palmer closed the show with a shocking revelation: That he sold the company to Wendy's Twitter Account.
Yeah so I guess I should start posting card previews. Scheduled this week(for 6-20-19): Bubb & Dubbmake their in-ring debut against KyodAI The Main Event will see Glambot 3000 making his return from injury against Jimmy Stardust Busta Cranium and Gran Gallo will go head-to-head for a New Championship(further information to be explained on the show) Broman Gains will slam up against Slammin Jam Plus also Teresa Titan vs Ar-Nita Shen, Jane Salem vs Clay Henry IX and Dracula gets to beat up one of the Ripples. All this, plus Koji Kojima will respond to Miles & Keiko's challenge!
Yeah, so last week was fukkin' wild huh? This week(6-26-19) has a bigass 6-man main event with Koji Kojinaka, Broman Gains & Ayako Asami facing Miles & Keiko, Sherman Cooper, and Dracula. There's also gonna be an elimination match between Clay Henry IX, Reighleigh Wilson, Johnny OMA, & Tamika Johnson for a shot at Maybelle Starr and the W.A.V.E. Trans-AM Championship. And maybe Bubb & Dubb will actually show up this week? If they do, they'll be up against The Smoothe Bois.
They're still called 'Pay-per-views' even though they're free because the monthly PPV business model is apparently completely ingrained into wrestling fan culture. And W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling's first Free Pay-Per-View is Duty NOW For the Future! In the main event the defender of the Earth and friend of all children, Koji Kojinaka defends the W.A.V.E. World Ultraweight Championship against two angry guinea pigs with a war machine, Miles & Keiko! Lou Ban attempts to make a name for themselves against Jimmy Stardust! The W.A.V.E. Trans-AM Championship will be on the line in a three-way elimination match with Maybelle Starr, Clay Henry IX, and Tamika Johnson! KyodAI challenges The Lionmarks for the W.A.V.E. Tag Team Championships! Sherman Cooper attempts to prove he's still got what it takes against Broman Gains! Busta Cranium makes his return and defends the W.A.V.E. Open The Gate Championship against Tessa Kulitu! Teresa Titan faces A New Challenger! All this and much more! Thursday, July 11th at 8:00PM EST!
It's a new week and a new booking cycle with new champions and a new host! Duty NOW For The Future has come and gone with Tamika Johnson winning the W.A.V.E. Trans-AM Championship and KyodAI winning the W.A.V.E. Tag Team Championships, plus Busta Cranium has returned from wherever he vanished to as a new man, possibly literally. Where do we go from here? Find out this Thursday at 8:00pm EST!
Scheduled Card Busho Zetsumyona vs El Hijo De Green Bastard KyodAI vs Bubb & Dubb, Non Title Match Maybell Starr vs Johnny OMA Otome Lin & Jane Salem vs DuoH Edwin Encarnacion vs Molly Malefic Reighleigh Wilson vs Ar-Nita Shen Gran Gordo Gach vs Slammin Jam
This week in W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling, to prepare for their upcoming World Ultraweight Championship match, Koji Kojima faces Gran Gordo Gacho in a non-title match and Sherman Cooper will take on 3, count 'em, 3 rookies in an elimination match! Plus KyodAI make their first Tag Team Title defense against DuoH! Lou Ban has challenged Bubb & Dubb to a handicap match! All this and Busta Cranium makes his in-ring return after being possessed by a mysterious entity against Glambot 3000!
Scheduled Card Busho Zetsumyona & Ayako Asami vs Dracula & Miles & Keiko Jane Salem vs Edwin Encarnacion KyodAI vs DuoH for the W.A.V.E. World Tag Team Championships Lou Ban vs Bubb & Dubb, Handicap match Glambot 3000 vs Busta Cranium Reighleigh Wilson vs Molly Malefic Koji Kojima vs Gran Gordo Gacho, Non-title match Sherman Cooper vs Daniel McNiel, A.C. Parsons & Tyler Swinson, Elimination match!
W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling Presents Let's Knife! All the titles are on the line and then some! Koji Kojinaka defends the World Ultraweight Championship against Sherman Cooper. Sherman's looking at this match as his last chance to achieve greatness and he's been training hard to prepare, but will it be enough? Dracula and Busho Zetsumyona collide in what may seem like a grievance over a muddy rug but, if you ask Dracula, is about disrespecting a man in his own home! Tamika Johnson puts the Trans-AM title on the line in an open challenge! KyodAI defend the World Tag-Team Championships against the legends, the veterans, the social media sensations, The Old Stags! Otome Lin has reappeared and will defend the Open The Gate Championship against Slammin Jam, but is it Otome or something else? In trios action we'll see The Smoothe Bois & Edwin Encarnacion vs Gran Gallo & Pat & Oswald. The Smoothe Boise claim they've reached a new pinnacle of smootheness! Will it help them glide to victory?
All this and more... like 2 things more! Thursday at 8:00PM EST!
After a brief hiatus due to technical issues(and also the Rumblethon), W.A.V.E. Pro-Wrestling returns with a massive main event- A 4-Way Elimination Match to determine the number one contender to the World Ultraweight Chapmionship! Broman Gains, Jimmy Stardust, Dracula, and Glambot 3000 will compete for the chance to face Koji Kojima at the next supershow, Kill People, Burn Shit, Fuck School! Plus, Johnny X makes his in-ring debut alongside Lou Ban against Bubb & Dubb! And Tessa Kulitu makes her return from injury against Hotaru Hensa! Ayako Asami and Molly Malefic will face each other because... it should be a hype match! All this and more! Thursday at 8:00PM EST! www.twitch.tv/gameprowrestling
Full Card Broman Gains vs Dracula vs Glambot 3000 vs Jimmy Stardust Ayako Asami vs Molly Malefic Clay Henry IX vs Teresa Titan Ar-Nita Shen vs Jane Salem Lou Ban & Johnny X vs Bubb & Dubb The Lionmarks vs RWC's Ricochet(™) & Onyx Hotaru Hensa vs Tessa Kulitu Busta Cranium vs Daniel McNeil
So yeah last week I had a show all ready to go but then a hurricane happened and even though everything was fine(other than a tree falling on to my fence) I didn't wanna tempt fate by streaming. I didn't want to let my guard down until it was over. I didn't go to bed until 4 am! I only kind of half remember what I booked but I remember the main event being Koji Kojinaka & Teresa Titan vs Jimmy Stardust & Ayako Asami and Johnny X and Lou Ban confront Dan Novak about Novak exchanging a bag of baby powder for smuggled capsule toys. There's a bunch more so come and see!
Full Card: Koji Kojinaka & Teresa Titan vs Jimmy Stardust & Ayako Asami Glambot 3000 vs Gran Gallo Dracula vs Molly Malefic Clay Henry IX(w/The Old Stags) vs Edwin Encarnacion(w/ The Smoothebois) KyodAI vs RWC's Ricochet(tm) & Onyx Johnny X(w/ Lou Ban) vs Koki Tanaka(w/ Yuki Tanaka) Ar-Nita Shen vs Tessa Kulitu Busta Cranium, Bubb & Dubb vs Daniel McNeil, A.C. Parsons, & Tyler Swinson